Do you have any pets? What are their names and what are they like? If you don't have a pet, what would your dream pet be?
Say hi to Boolean. He's dark and brooding, but soft and fluffy as the best kitty in the world. No kitty is as good as this kitty.
As soon as I graduate and get a real job and my own place the first two things I'm getting are a cat and a gun.
I want to get a kitten at a shelter so it grows up comfortable around me.
He looks thoughtful.
>>26795278
Got a fluffy little bastard named Cthulhu
Mostly good, sleeps on the cable box all day, not too long ago he managed to knock a glass shelf off the rack somehow.
Cheeky little bugger wakes me up at 3 AM walking through the house crying for no reason.
>>26795278
>I want to get a kitten at a shelter so it grows up comfortable around me.
I want to get a kitten from a shelter and strangle it to death.
Lol Boolean? Do you code javascript OP?
>>26795663
No, I'm hardly a coder. I only do powershell scripting sometimes. I just thought it sounded cute.
>>26795278
I have a 15 year old yorkie who's blind now, and she's starting to cause disputes between the whole family because we argue on what we should do with her.
>mom wants her to only be confined to the kitchen and suffer
>dad is too cheap to bring her to the vet
>I say put her out of her misery
>autistic sister will never let her go ever
She's lived long enough, all she is doing is causing problems. She's been blind for a year now and I can tell she's hating it
>>26795742
You are a steaming peiece of shit, i had a 17 years old maltese and was blind from 15, memorized the whole house,and used to bark when heard squirrels in the yard.
>>26795910
>peiece
>>26795278
Not bad, OP. My kitty is objectively better though. She saved my life and is my best friend.
>>26796233
Nice dubs, how'd she save your life? Do you think your kitty and my kitty would be friends?
I've been looking after two cats for 6 months now. I'm pretty sure I'll get to keep them. I don't like the names they have now.
One is siamese, the other is just a tabby. Siamese is female, tabby is male. What should I name them?
>>26796728
stacy and chad
>>26795278
Three dogs (two now, but I still refuse to acknowledge one is gone)
Bonnie: German Shepherd Rottweiler mix: 17 years old, died a month ago. I had a terrible time dealing with it. My Vet apparently loved Bonnie and she came over to my home and we put her to sleep right in my living room (nice in hindsight, I don't think I could have had the strength to take her in to the vet myself). When she left, I went outside and spent 4 hours pounding out a 6 foot deep, 3 feet wide hole in the frozen dirt. GF thought I had gone nuts from grief which i did.
Dog 2: Clyde (Bonnie and Clyde): Yellow Lab Shepherd: Age 8, very serious, but a wimp. An intruder alarm and a serious flirt with females.
Dog 3: Ben, Black lab husky mix: Age 3, an adorable mess of limbs, a carefree attitude, and a walking permanent vet bill. The bugger ripped his leg open three times in two months and cost me 2000 bucks. Love him to death, but come on!
>>26795278
Your kitty looks very nice desu lad.
I want a Maine coon so fucking bad it hurts by daddy won't let me get a cat.
>>26795278
I have a grey tabby cat named Quasi.
He's really friendly, has never tried to scratch anyone, always down for petting, and hangs out on the couch with me while I play vidya.
Really couldn't ask for a better pet.
>>26795278
>cat
>boolean
>>>/reddit/
Why would a rational person want a pet? They're worthless dumb parasites that stink up your home and suck money out of you.
They are too stupid to provide companionship unless you delude yourself into thinking they are your friends which many pathetic pet owners seem to do.
>>26796233
>saved my life
Kek pathetic petcuck.
>>26797006
>mourning pet
>talks about stupid dogs as if they're people with personalities
>spends lots of money on shitty mutt
This post represents all wrong with modern pet culture and dog loving scum.
>>26795278
I have a cat. His name is cat. I like him.
My neger kitten.
>>26797932
Damn, be careful. Don't cut yourself on that edge.
>>26798171
That's a cute kitty. What it's name?
>>26798433
Kunta, he's 10 years old and drools when he purrs.
>>26798506
>iktf
I got a doggy who is like 12+ and limps and whines in pain.
>tfw you have to carry him outside to got to the bathroom
>TFW YOU WANT TO PUT HIM OUT OF ITS MISERY BUT ARE TOO SCARED TO DO SO.
>>26798704
That's sad. Why don't you get him medication? I don't think he deserves to live the rest of his days in pain. ;_; inb4 cant afford
>>26798704
It's like 80 bucks to get him put to sleep.
C'mon. You gotta own this, man.
That dog is trusting his pack leader to do whats best.
>>26797932
FEARRRR IS HOW I FALLLL
Baby
Origno
>>26798287
It's not edgy it's true.
>>26798704
>carrying dog outside so it can shit
Taking cuckdom to new heights lad.
>>26799031
You seem to be obsessed with the word cuck. Are you afraid of being cucked due to your insecurities and thus you cannot trust anyone including animals?
>>26798807
Holy fucking shit. I've spent 14 years on 4chan and this is the first post to make me cry. I'm sorry, doggy I just want the best for you.
i've got a fat fucking bulldog f a m
>>26799445
That doggie is cute af. What's it's name anon?
