>Hey uncle anon, where do babies come from?
Ur mum
Get rekt cunt
>>26792318
Do you have any female friends? Bring them over and I'll show you. Don't tell your dad, though. Don't be a narc.
>Uncle Anon, tell me about your genitals
>no cute daughter to cuddle
Seriously, why live?
>Uncle anon, why don't you have a gf?this was posted before?
>>26792849
because women are literal hell spawn. you'll soon turn into one, and I will hate you, so cherish these moments while you can because when you're around 13 I will never speak to you again you future bitch.
>>26792893
Only trash girls are bad at 13, most peak at around that age.
you know when you make doo doo in the potty? if you don't flush fast enough, the doo doo comes to life and crawls back into you and grows into a baby. you don't make doo doo for nine months and then a great big doo doo comes out and rips apart your tush.
>gets scared
>never wipes anus
>boys keep their distance
>sweet innocent niece forever
>>26792318
ha ha sweetie, you're too young to be asking those questions. your mommy will tell you when you're older. i'll give you a hint though: the human cunt is involved.
>>26792849
Well, that's because my virginity exists solelyUUUU
fuck off kid, you're an eyesore
>>26792318
Babies come from people whose heads aren't large enough at age six to snugly fit a grown man's hat.
>>26792318
Babies come from their penises like everyone else you retard.
babies come into existence at the discretion of Kal Penn
when an uncle hates a niece very very much, sometimes the uncle's fist becomes very rigid and the niece's face becomes very punchable to accept the fist, and the uncle's fist enters the niece's face and unleashes its fury, and the fury from the uncle's fist mixes with the annoyance from the niece's questions to form the beautiful miracle of permanent silence.
only gay people can have babies
Holy fuck where am I. What is this place? Am I in Syria?
Babies come from having sexual intercouse with people who have Down's syndrome against their will.
>>26794258
Sorry, sweetie, my wording was confusing. I'm saying that you have sex with them against their will, not that they have Down's syndrome against their will. You can't will yourself into or out of Down's syndrome.
>>26793970
Modern dayeurope
>>26792318
from HERE
*unzips dick*
>>26794365
you mean china
>i honestly don't know, do you?
>>26793006
I'm kekking so fucking hard at this
>>26792318
I'd feel all paternal and loving as a father. But man, having a daughter in this day is a nightmare. Then again, most men are cucks. Would still prefer a son over a daughter.
>>26795247
Don't worry anon, at this rate you wont be having either
If you want a baby, babies come from doing your homework! If you don't want a baby, babies come from not doing your homework! Seriously though leave me the fuck alone.
>>26795222
i asked mommy's friend chad and he said i should ask you.
From my dick
>>26792318
Well anon, the best way to put it . .
Mitochondria are the "energy factories" of biological cells. They were originally separate organisms, and a symbiotic relationship between them and early cellular life has evolved into their present position as cell organelles with no independent existence. Mitochondria are ONLY inherited through the female line of decent, so naturally the first human was a woman we know today as mitochondrial eve, and that's where babies come from anon.
>>26796945
I doubt they're from yours specifically
>>26797309
dah fuck did I just read uncle anon
>>26792318
children are to be seen and beaten but not heard, not heard but not seen or beaten.
>>26797309
who is mitochondria uncle anon
>>26792347
awe shit
rekt
>>26798048
The evolutionary dormantcuckof life
>>26792318
I'm pretty sure your Mom got you on clearance at the pet store
babies come from adults fucking each other.
>>26792318
I don't know, something about some bird I've been told.
Look I'm trying to play video games here
>>26792318
This actually happened to me recently.
>>26792318
>Amurica wants to bomb this
>>26799243
whatd you say?
originally
>Well, since I don't have any kids you should really ask your parents about it since they have firsthand experience
I thought I was being clever here but all I really did was admit to my niece I'm a virgin and say some creepy shit about her parents
>>26799366
I SAID THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME RECENTLY!
>>26799366
T-that's a question for your mommy.
>>26799488
huh? no, you said it, i'm asking you. i'm not going to go up to my mother and ask what she said to a child whom you talked to and she didn't.
>>26799488
>>26799366
BAM, PRETENDED TO BE BOTH OF YOU AND FUCKED BOTH YALL UP WITH PHONY MISUNDERSTANDINGS
>>26799596
That is what I said.
>>26799636
you said >>26799596 to a child when she asked where babies come from? she must have been confused.
>>26792318
wow shes qt
10/10 would defo protect with my life
>>26799880
you should defo suck my dick, child protector
![308cfac26dae413887bef82a07cc4610[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AhrYVCX.jpg "308cfac26dae413887bef82a07cc4610[1].jpg")
>>26799917
thats lewd n rewd
>>26799880
ISIS is out there raping and killing lolis just like this right now. Why aren't you protecting them?
>>26800016
uh.. i had to go doo doo. they stopped now right? oh no i missed it!
>>26800016
>wants me to go protect them irl
i meant in ANIME
>>26800144
>implying the girl in op is anime
*fart*
that's where
babies come from womenarecuntsistan
