>Go down on girl for first smell
>Kept smelling poop and sweat
never again.
>>26791000
poop from the pussy?
I mean I ain't no pornstar but something seems wrong. Are you sure you haven't eater her ass by any chance?
>>26791023
The vagina hole is an inch from the asshole, tops. Humans weren't meant to eat girls out.
>>26791059
Pro tip : You aren't supposed to eat the hole.
>>26791023
I don't know it was dark.
ITT: people that have no idea what they're talking about
>>26791097
Yeah we already know that pajeet.
>>26791105
WOOOOOOOOOOW PEOPLE DONT KNOW ABOUT SEX ON /r9k/ QUICK ALERT ALL THE INFORMATION ENTITIES
>>26791000
When I go in from the front, all I've ever smelled is pussy.
One time I went in from behind when she was on all fours, so my nose was right against her asshole and I smelled poop then.
>>26791079
Yeah but you usually at least kiss of lick the lips, which is so close to the hole there is no difference. Also, every girl I've ever eaten out has asked me to put my tongue inside her hole.
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>smells poop
>thinks it's bad
uh, no peg.
>>26791167
>One time I went in from behind when she was on all fours, so my nose was right against her asshole and I smelled poop then.
Did you enjoy it?
>mfw ate anf fingered a virgin pussy not so long ago
>mfw she wanted it up the arse
>mfw I was too tired and too drunk to get hard
Still, virgin pussy, man. It's clean and tight as fuck. Was pretty good.
>Go down on bowl of poop and sweat for first smell
>Kept smelling poop and sweat
always again.
>>26791000
Ask her to take a shower first.
Vaginas are disgusting. Only edible within about 20 minutes of a shower.
>>26791000
why not do it in the shower then where she's clean and you won't smell it? You should clean her op.
nice get
>>26791000
was she chinese?
chineses make pu pu from the vu xi na
>>26791329
>vaginas are disgusting
That's faggot talk
If you had practiced for girls with your friends when you were younger you would have been prepared.
My woohoo smells like popcorn and tastes a little tangy. Never smells like poop.
Why don't you robots stop eating out disgusting pigs and let me sit on your face instead?
After like 30 secs of licking anyways it doesn't even taste like anything, until I get soaked and then it's a little salty.
God made male feces smell in a way that people would not eat it and get sick.
God made female feces smell in a way that inferior males would be repulsed by the female anus and vagina and become submissive homosexuals for soldiers to use for sexual release on the battlefield where women can't be because they are too valuable.
>>26791365
>vaginas are not disgusting
That's virgin talk
>>26791365
>>26791569
>vaginas are or are not disgusting
That's cuck talk
>>26791339
Are you from chinacirclejerk?
>>26791059
This.
It's degenerate.
Any time I'm in the same room as a woman wearing a skirt or dress, I can strongly smell her cunt, butt, feces, cunt juice, and urine. And I loudly tell her so. Women should be forced to wear diapers reinforced with garbage bags at all times, like men do.
>>26791000
story of my life op,
went down once, all i could smell was the same smell of sweat that comes from my gooch on her vagina like her vagina tasted of my ball sweat
remember i had to lick this
: - (
>>26792655
oh thanks for reminding me, by the time i got to the end of your story i completely forgot that you were licking it.
>>26791000
Checkin dem trips.
Its worse when they put their used tampon in the garbage and all you can smell is dead blood.
>>26792688
where would you rather they leave it? on the coffee table?
>>26791000
That sounds hot as fuck is fucking nigger
>>26792711
nigga it just smells fuckin rank
>>26791000
how i imagine the first time would go as a 32 kv when trying to go down on a girl
>>26792736
tell her to store it up her butt until she leaves your house and can pull it out and throw it in a dumpster.
>>26792781
Its her house so I get to decide fuck all for the rules.
>>26792864
annex the house, tell her to store it up her butt until she leaves your house and can pull it out and throw it in a dumpster.
>>26792764
Man, animals are cute as fuck
Thank god i'm not the only one ... I thought i was gay or something
>>26792906
She's already posted armed guards everywhere. Annexation is impossible save the threat of thermotamponular war.
>>26793024
threaten thermotamponular war, annex the house, tell her to store it up her butt until she leaves your house and can pull it out and throw it in a dumpster.
>tfw dicks look so much better than vaginas
>tfw think licking vaginas is gross
>tfw straight
H..help.
>>26793069
>straight
sure thing m8
>>26791000
Going "down" on women even if clean is known risk factor for tumors of the heas/neck area of the body, enjoy your metaplasia
>>26793069
same senpai; whats not to hate about a fucking stinky dripping death hole though like, dicks are slender and muscular and handsome and they should be on oscar awards
vaginas look like canyons and you're gonna get stuck down there like the man from 127 hours
Don't give up OP!
Keep telling yourself you'll get used to it.
>>26791000
nice try roastie
>pick all roasties
Learning to love the vajajay in all its sloppy vaginal mucus glory is a sign of maturity. One day you'll guzzle freely and become a man.
>>26793771
sauce on that image pls without the graphics
>>26794019
your birth. there are no graphics.
