who /drink/ here?
>vodka and orange juice at the moment
whos drinking spirits? Beer is disgusting
>>26772234
I drink rum.
Captain Morgan.
It's pig disgusting, but at least I'm getting drunk.
>>26772234
Jager and flavored vodka here
Got some Jack too for when i'm nicely buzzed
>>26772234
I just bought some sake and I have no idea why
12 shots of voddy in and im feeling a light buzz, I used to be able to drink more before feeling it but I went a couple of weeks sober. Tolerance has decreased
Frosty Jack because I want booze and want it cheap.
Black Velvet Whiskey
because its cheap and I usually drink a whole bottle a night
>>26772325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Dbl0O0r7k
gonna post some music;
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>>26772234
blackberry flavored brandy because I'm a bitch
>>26772234
Looking forward to drink several shooters of Stinger tonight.
>>26772439
nah, this should be the thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-izf1pbMEvQ
myself, I just had a Lagunitas Maximus, will probably have another after vacuuming the stairs, and will probably get either cheap rum or wine from Trader Joes this evening
Straight vodka (sometimes the fruity flavored shit)
It's the only thing that doesn't give me a hangover, ever
Helps me sleep too
>>26772547
shit song desu senpai
They said it couldn't be done.
They were right.
>>26772234
I only drink vodka shots and the occasional absente
tfw literally no one wished me a happy birthday today.
Time to get drunk and cry.
I still live with my parents
Vodka is one of my least favorite liquors. My Slavic ancestors would hate me.
I like drinking whiskey and cognac straight
>>26772684
Happy birthday anon. Have a few drinks and relax, birthdays can be really shit and lonely because there is so much pressure to enjoy yourself with friends. But not everyone can do that, but you have us
>>26772684
Happy birthday pal. Hope you'll be better
Who else /alcoholic/ here?
>tfw you wake up nauseous and dry heaving
>tfw alcohol has destroyed your body with a stretch marked beer gut
>tfw you sweat so much if you don't drink
>be fat
>can't get drunk no matter how much I drink
>just get heart palpitations and sweat nauseously
>>26772717
>>26772719
thanks senpaitachi
>>26772633
wow really? What does it taste like?
>>26772234
>beer is disgusting
Once you grow up bud you will get a taste for beer. I stay away from liquor, I loose my mind if I drink it.
Southern comfort and pepsi all night long.. smoking da reefa cos thats how we britfags do on a friday night
>>26772633
Chav tier to be honest desu, just looking at it gives me an upset stomach. You should stick to spirits anon, you can drink a vastly reduced volume of liquid but still get hammered, no beer gut, less trips to the bathroom
>>26772766
OP here, I can enjoy a couple of beers, to be more specific, drinking enough beer to get hammered seems disgusting to me just because of the sheer amount that I would need to consume
>>26772726
Sounds rough. I drink some shitty beer once a week. Slowly reduce your alcohol consumption, it will get better.
>>26772726
get yourself some help op, an AA meeting or something? rub some bio oil on those stretch marks, it will help and its cheap as fuck
>>26772827
I never had that problem, I guess I have low tolerance. I blackout on 11-13 beers by drinking 3 beers an hour. I gues I have super low tolerance. Only drink once a week though.
>>26772726
beer bellies are hot if you're hairy and have any amount of muscles
is there a mixed drink that doesn't taste like ass?
to use OP as an example, a screwdriver is just shitty tasting orange juice.
I'd much rather drink the vodka straight and immediately wash it down with water
>>26772903
Sounds like a slightly low tollerance but I dont mean that in a bad way, I dont have a high tollerence myself, its just kind of medium I think. You get to save on money
I killed the gin last night, looks like whiskey tonight. I used to love whiskey, in a tumbler, from the bottle, or mixed. It's still good but I really want gin. I need to start buying by the case. It's getting inconvenient having to go shopping once or twice a week.
>>26772933
Try gin and coke or gin and tonic, it mixes better and is less harsh than vodka. Two shots of gin in a glass of tonic with a slice of lemon, try that and I guarantee it will be nice
>>26772933
a hairy navel
>>26772933
polo cocktail;
1 part fresh orange juice
1 part fresh lemon juice
2 parts gin
>>26772234
CHEAP WINE
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>>26772933
Good mixed drinks are based on good spirits. Everyone says go bottom shelf but fuck that. Bottom shelf is for shooting. Middle is for cocktails. Tanqueray, wild turkey, gran centenario, that one rum with the ugly ass bottle, smirnoff, that kind of thing.
>>26772234
Shots of cheap scotch and wine straight out of the bottle. Party hard boys.
>>26772631
no, you're shit
>>26772726
yep. it only took 1 year of being 21 to do most of this to me. haven't weighed myself recently, but considering my state last time I did, I'm probably at least 260 by now
>>26773448
you have nice hair m80
get /fit/ and pretend to be Thor
>>26772974
>lemon
>not lime
>>26773448
I've seen you can whore in the past. I never expected that. What the hell man, go to /fraud/ and start running test/tren/mast/creatine IV STAT. Do you shave though? I always thought men were hairy but I see lots of girls with little hair. It's weird. Blacks and Asians especially seem to be bald. I'm hairy as a fucking anorexic bear. Shitsux. I trim which looks good but I wish I could be hairless without needing wax.
>>26772234
>no car
>only place nearby to get alcohol is grocery store and they don't sell anything but wine and beer
why live
>>26773772
nah, I have some chest hair, it's just thin and my camera sucks
>>26773512
if I were capable of doing that, I probably wouldn't be posting here
>>26773819
Most places will deliver for a fee if your order is over $250. Just buy a mixed case of your favorite spirits.
>>26772234
>tfw started antidepressants a week ago and doctor said to not drink anything
These pills don't even work.
>>26774005
you're capable of whatever you want to be capable of nigga
I ve found a half full bottle of Vodka but cant drink it because it tastes fucking disgusting.
