Help boys
What can I do to survive if my parents have kicked me out of their house? I'm in a park with free internet and electric outlets for my phone , first day 10:07 pm
Items:
Hoodie
Phone
$5
Some water
Prostitute yourself
Go to a 24 hour shop and stay until they ask you to leave. Then buy the cheapest thing you can and stay longer.
Look for cool homeless and ask for advice and join them. You can drink water and go to the bathroom at a public library. Go to those places that offer temporary jobs and save money to rent an apartment(of course you'll need a roomate). Keep away from drugs and alcohol.
How do you not just kill yourself at that point? Serious question.
>>26755341
>Look for cool homeless and ask for advice and join them
That's a great way to get robbed, do not do this OP, stay away from other homeless.
>>26755341
Break into someone else's house and live in their attic.
>>26755341
Homeless shelter
It's not that bad
>>26755341
Pretend to be gay and post on tumblr about you needing a home. On all the porn blogs there I always see posts of people saying, "If you're in this area a poor boy has been the victim of discrimination please give him a home!" You might have to get fucked, but it'll be worth a home.
What caused them to kick you out?
>>26755479
>That's a great way to get robbed
Implying he has anything of value(besides the phone)
>>26755479
No ones come here because is so fucking cold in this area
>>26755515
In ur house?
>>26755520
But I'm ugly
>>26755599
Leave highschool and can't find a job, and mommy says don't come back here without money
>>26755609
My virginity is a valuable article?
>>26755609
Other homeless will steal your shoes, your hoodie, your bag, pretty much anything.
>>26755645
But you said you have $5... that's money, you can go home op
>>26755656
No, that only applies to women... or men that look like women.
>>26755668
She wants at least 100$ every mont
>>26755645
Will it blow over in a day or two?
What's the weather like where you are?
Friends? Family?
>>26755705
Hey stay in this thread OP. I'll drop you some hobo links to read in a few.
I've slept in a church twice. Not at all Comfy, but dry and warmer than outside.
Try to sleep on high ground. warmer and less likely to be attacked. Top of buildings is good. If you sleep during the day you will be attacked less.
Bakeries are a good place to scavenge food from bins. Also food courts with self serve. People never finish or touch half of their plate.
Just keep in mind this is all temporary and gradually transition from homeless to working tramp.
Been there when I was 19 in 2011 and mummy had enough of my neet shit
>>26755764
This thread is my home now, be careful with the birds
>>26755705
Ok. If you are in the US this could help you:
http://www.jobcorps.gov/home.aspx
>>26755705
Fucking troll thread, but whatever, tell your Mum kicking you out of stable accommodation is literally the most counterproductive way for her to start getting an extra $100 a month.
> Dropped out of highscool
> Wastes youth shitposting
Yea you're mom made a good choice
>>26755341
I just wanted to say good luck OP. Even if this is fake I still feel for homeless people
Oh hi, neet, seems like we meet again.
W-what? you have been kicked out?
Tough shit, bro. I thought you said mommy and daddy loved you, seems like that it's not the case.
>>26755341
Public library, senpai
>toasty warm
>comfy arm chairs
>bathrooms
Just make yourself busy so they can't kick you out, but when it closes you have to sleep outside. Honestly idk why all homeless people just chill in libraries
>>26755824
I hope man but I'm from Mexico and we don't have free things and nice people to help us, but is pretty nice see people helping me more than my country and family
Need a picture to confirm OP.
>>26755999
This, if true post pics
First step is go to a library. You will have free internet access, somewhere warm and entertainment as well as the ability to educate yourself. When you get a job the first thing you need to do is get a cheap gym membership. You'll have access to showers and a private place to change. Also you can workout a lot because you'll have freetime.
When you get a decent amount of cash saved up go to one of those "long term stay" motels. Keep the gym membership as good health will be able to help you get manual labor jobs.
For food eat noodles a lot but put cheap vegetables in it like cabbage. When you a good enough income buy really cheap cuts of meat and put it in the noodles as well.
Save up money to work on a certificate program at a community college asap.
Source: someone who went from homelessness to happiness
Tell robots your location, have them help.I'd help, but you're not in Vaxjo I take it.
>>26755800
Starting dump
http://guide2homelessness.blogspot.com/?m=1
>>26756080
Not nice camera and so fucking dark anonkun
>>26756133
Fuck im getting spam flags
Ill pastebin them. Brb
>>26756084
What do if in 3rd world Spanish country?
>>26755341
>get a job
>get a shitty apartment with a roommate if you have to
>live in shitty apartment
Or just go and get welfare and all of the other social programs to help homeless unemployed losers like yourself.
Or I'm assuming you have no education, useful job skills, ambitions, talent or motivation so you'll never become more than a neet/minimum wage wagecuck so you could also just kill yourself.
>>26756199
Here
pastebin.com/6MKsvvHG
>>26756409
thanks and goodnight
This your first night out OP? Good luck brotha. What I can offer you as far as advice...
Acquire a sharpie. Steal it or buy it. Make a sign. "Homeless, will work for opportunity" is my go to. Go find a 24 hour store and fly that shit.
Since you can use the internet, go hit up craigslist for work. Or, go hang out at a uhaul or home depot and try to get some more funds in your pocket. Best done in the am hours.
If you have any belongings at your moms and you can pick them up, I suggest you do so. Recommend a...
>backpack
>flashlight
>hygiene-soap , toothbrush, toothpaste
>knife
>change of clothes
>bed roll
Also, anything you can use to make money. Can you play music? Get your guitar and go busking. Just an example.
Find a place where you can rest undisturbed. Libraries are good during the day, but you need a good night time spot. I like under bridges because you have shelter from the sun and wind and rain, but a lot are fenced off, which brings me to...
>wire cutters
Holy fuck these are awesome. Nothing like having the keys to the city. Every good hobo should have them.
More to come...
>>26756550
Sleep safe
go back ask for forgiveness and get a job
>>26756678
Cont.
On the subject of other homeless folk, I have this much to offer. I, personally, keep my distance. this is not to say I won't interact with them. I'm judicious about how I do so. Are they getting drunk or high? I stay away. People are erratic when intoxicated and prone to violence or mood swings. I don't like police attention either. Out of 8 years of homelessness I have not been to jail and would like to keep it that way. Some hobos are downright crazy. Whether as a cause or symptom of their situatipn, who knows. Some don't keep their hygiene up. This can lead to communicable disease.
But there are merits to knowing them too. Friends who will have your back in a fight, or help you if you're hungry or thirsty, or a camp to stay in if you've got nowhere to go. Be civil in your interactions, meet them during daylight, and use your best judgement with who to surround yourself with.
The merits of shelters are debatable. I tend to shy away. I don't want to be surrounded by desperate people. If I'm really that hard up for a shower, I'll find a river, or a bathroom I can lock behind me and I'll wash up in a sink. Food is easy enough to get. Go hang out at a grocery store. Talk to people. Someone will get you a can of beans, it just takes some time.
As a robot, being on the streets can be hard. Your best shot at surviving is your charisma and we are all wanting in that regard. You're going to have to get used to approaching strangers all the time. The only way to get used to this is to do it. Be humble, be respectful, and if they say no, for fucks sake, don't mouth off. You have to become a man of the people. The same person who says no today may say yes tomorrow. Don't bite the hand that may feed. What's more, you are a representative of others in our shoes. Do me a favor and don't fuck it up for the rest of us trying to survive plz.
More to come...
>>26755793
This is just sad.
I've always said since I was a child that if someday I end up homeless I have only two options.
Search a big forest with a close river and live there, with my remaining money buy an axe or something and build a house.
Second option, suicide I'd rather kill myself than begging or scavenge through the trash for something to eat.
>>26757073
Finally, if you can't get on your feet again or have no desire to do so, consider a traveling life style. The simple fact of the matter is people will be more inclined to help you if you're a novelty rather than a lump who has sat on the same corner for 10 years. Leaving town is as easy as going to the highway onramp and sticking out your thumb. One can walk out or bum up some coin for a train ticket, or even learn how to hop freight. And if its painfully cold where you are it might not hurt to head south. Just remember to chase the sun and you'll be okay.
Godspeed you anon.
RIP Original Poster
>>26757168
;-;7
Origato
Go to a hospital and tell them you are suicidal. Get free room and board for a few days maybe. I've seen this suggestion in similar threads.
OP here, asperger is bad in my situation?
PS: Can't sleep because pigeons sounds
>>26756084
Jesus what would you guys do without internet or a phone?
And how do you still have a laptop if your homeless? Other homeless steal that shit. And what if it breaks?
>>26755621
Tell 'em to check their attractive privilege.
>>26757938
Being an aspie won't help you that much but don't think it entirely fucks you over either. Of you're recognized as disabled you can get money for it.
>>26758048
Libraries have public computers man and as a rule of thumb you don't let other homeless know what you have. If it breaks, o well, suck it up and soldier on.
>>26758048
What do you mean?
OP said he had a phone which is what he's using now. PCs in library can help you search for jobs and communcate via email when your phone service is cut.
>>26755341
If I ever do become homeless I would do either of the following.
>kill myself by jumping off a bridge
>check into crazy house and say I'm suicidal
>travel across the country or try and go south maybe into Mexico
>start stealing/pick pocketing purses, phones whatever (I would rather steal instead of beg)
>sleep under bridges or in libraries
>probably get hooked on drugs or abuse alcohol
I mean it's either become a wagecuck and work 2 jobs until my body can't take it or become a bum. College is a waste of time.
Also west coat anon here there are tons of hipsters and homeless ppl in my areas. Seattle/Portland North Cali etc.
>>26757073
>>26756678
>>26757168
This is great. Wow.
>>26758273
Oh and also thought about hitching in into southern Cali and just becoming a beach bum. Surf all day and chill with surfer dudes having bon fire parties at night.
>>26758307
Deserves a book
>>26758307
>>26758347
Ive actually thought about making a poverty survival guide desu. I think i will start writing it. You guys are giving me motivation.
>>26755341
if youre near mountain view california i know some good spots
>>26755341
>that filename
You're clearly not posting from your fucking phone, or it would be image.jpg you gigantic faglord.
Kill yourself, OP.
>>26758423
You totally should. It'd have to be free, obviously, since your target audience would be broke, but it'd be insanely helpful to people who see homelessness on their horizon.
>>26755987
de donde eres?
original coment
>>26755341
Lol, be like that one anon that lives in some random family's basement closet without them knowing.
I hope he's keeping warm in these cold winter nights :3
>>26755341
Take it from someone who was homeless for two years, its better to go back if you can.
Apply for a job, or see if you can find an odd job on craiglist nearby you to make that quick hundred, then go onto finding an actual job when you get back home with it within the month. Something as mundane as 7.25x12 hours a week can earn you 87 buckaroos, and roughly 300 a month. Thats more than enough for rent. It'd cost you two days of your week, and you can use it as an opportunity to improve socially.
Embrace the lifestyle. People were never meant to live their lives in a cubicle, slaving away forty or more hours each week just to scrape together enough money to pay their bills and drink until they forget how much they hate their job.
