Why haven't you had your balls removed yet Anon? It's not like you're going to use them for anything.
>>26742735
Jacking off is one of the only pleasures I still have in life, I don't want to lose my sexual drive.
>>26742735
need that extra test for lifting
>>26742735
I'm too manly and ugly to transition, if I could pass as a qt3.14 I would in a heartbeat so I could leech and cuck some old sugar daddy.
My gf loves it when I cum right against her cervix like 3 times a day.
>tfw she posts about the cum slowly trickling out of her vagina
>think that's kind of gross, but not in an "icky" way, just kind of don't understand why that's pleasant
>but more than anything feel like it leaking out is aterrible waste
>>26742735
What? I can have them removed? You have no idea how much I hate having balls.
>>26742735
Without being able to cum would you just stay hard longer?
>>26742787
this desu my body is the tool of my brain and I need a strong tool, capable of defending my ideas.
>>26742907
I doubt it. Less hormones involved in getting hard and such.
Castrated people are also capable of orgasm still.
I don't want to have balls, they're annoying and I'm a gay bottom with no use for them.
But, you know, there are about a million life-complicating side effects to cutting off any part of your body, that included. Hot flashes, weight gain, etc.
And I'm not willing to deal with those. I don't even have health insurance, or any saved money at all, for if something goes wrong.
So I guess as unfortunate as it is, the human race will be unable to remove body parts for pure fun with no negative effects until we hit the cyberpunk future where we all get to be cyborgs.
I'm pretty sure it doesn't get rid of your sex drive, and you can still cum but there will be no sperm in it.
>>26742735
Why get them removed for no reason? It's a lot of trouble for nothing.
>>26743142
>Hot flashes, weight gain, etc.
And fat redistribution, and osteoporosis, and cardiovascular problems.
>>26743183
I'm pretty sure it's very difficult to orgasm yet you still retain sexual urges, so it's a special kind of hell. There's no shortage of testimonies of this on the internet.
>>26743365
Give me a name you asshole
>>26742735
first the foreskin, now the balls
fuck off jewscum, back to the oven with you
Can't you get a decent amount of money for donating your testies?
I remember hearing somewhere that they will give you $50k per testicle or some shit.
The only reason I would do it.
>>26742907
>Without being able to cum
Your prostate does this, it depends not on your ballz
>>26744958
Give me 1 (one) reason why you need your balls.
Protip: you can't.>>26744958
>>26742735
I thought balls were red
>>26745446
Your body considers them to be extremely important. Unless they are failing, rotting, and/or killing you in some manner, going against what your instincts tell you and having them surgically removed can be nothing but wrong.
You might not "need" them, but then again, you don't really need arms or legs to live. You've got two kidneys, too; why not surgically remove one for the hell of it? In fact, we don't even need to think in order to live, so let's just go braindead and be kept alive by machines.
Was becoming a vegetable part of your plan?
>>26742735
Cause balls faggot
Are those actual testies
I always pictured them the same colour as the dick head
>>26744623
Heisenberg.
A very original post is this.
>>26742735
I might consider it if I could have had them removed before puberty. Castrati live longer and you get to be an eternal boychild.
>>26742735
Why should I do that?
>>26745709
pretty sure you actually do need your testicles since they produce most of your testosterone and if your body suddenly stops producing it your bones and hormone levels get all fucked up
>>26742735
That's why I play baseball without a testicle protector
>>26743365
Oh god that turned me on much more than it should have.
I think I need help.
>>26743365
>>26744623
>>26747726
The name is EgoM to M.
>>26747726
Help is available.
>>26747405
If you replace it with estrogen you'll be okay.
>>26743365
efukt com/21304_Extreme_Foot_Fetish.html
You're welcome.
>>26747964
that was actually hot, esp when his dick got softer in anticipation
>>26747964
This is fucked up.
Got any more?
>>26743365
This fetish has too little drawn content. I've resorted to reading stories but good ones are hard to find.
>>26748217
Just one of those animal crush vids, but it has sound and isn't really worth posting. I had to delete my good collection and haven't renewed my folder.
>>26747964
my dick is a allotrope of carbon.
>>26745011
I doubt that very much. I that was the case a lot of men would get castrated for money.
>>26747964
There's another one, you know which one, that's more spectacular because it's not intended, but she pierces the guy's erect dick and blood splashes out like in a tarantino movie.
>>26743365
Nope, no thanks, get me out of here, not wanting to see more of that shit thank you very much
>Nope
I had one removed actually, it managed to twist around in my scrotum and the blood vessel tangled around itself, cutting off the blood supply.
Ended up in hospital and they tried to salvage it, but too much tissue had died by that time. So now I have a silicone prosthetic.
>tfw even my balls want to hang themselves ;_;
>>26749835
How did you do that exactly?
>>26749700
Link please. I haven't seen it.
>>26750148
Just happens every now and then, it's called testicular torsion, most men experience it at some point but it usually unwinds itself. The feeling is similar to being kicked in the balls, but for a prolonged period of time.
I used to wake up with it every now and then for about 2 years, but it would always go away after a few hours. Ironically, the one time I decided to go to a walk in centre for it was the one time it didn't unwind lmao
>>26750254
Damn. I used to have very unheatlhy fapping habits and did terrible things to my balls and never had a problem. I have a friend who got testicular torsion by riding his bike on a bumpy road.
>>26750372
I think mine was from turning in bed too much kek
It's just bad luck, some guys have a higher disposition for it. In hindsight, I definitely should've got it checked out earlier, the swelling could've been a cancer for all I knew.
Unfortunately, it hasn't dampened my libido in the slightest
>>26747964
This just makes me cringe.
>>26750500
Ah so you waited too long. He did the same thing, and got a prosthetic too.
>Unfortunately, it hasn't dampened my libido in the slightest
Shieet did you notice any change at all in your body and general health?
>>26750641
If you lose one nut the other will double production of testosterone to compensate.
>>26750641
Nope, still horny af all the time.
Haven't had any of the effects you'd expect with reduced testosterone, but the doctor told me that the other testicle is capable of making up for the lost one, in terms of hormones and sperm production. So I'm not that surprised.
It's fairly inconsequential really, the only times I really notice it is when I'm in the shower or when I see things like this thread. Even them it's just a "meh" feeling
>>26742735
>has sex with a guy I've been seeing for a while
>notice he's missing a testicle
>just an empty saggy scrotum sack
Was this a birth deformity? He also mentioned being in a motorcycle accident that made the back of his thighs numb. I never asked and that was the first/only/last time we had sex. He was pretty short too, 5'3 and 25 years old, he had a beautiful 8inch dick though
>>26750746
>the other testicle is capable of making up for the lost one
So why do we have 2 balls anyway?
>>26750824
Built in redundancy. Same reason we have two of anything really (kidneys, eyes, etc). Your better with two but functional with one
>>26750824
In case you lose one
>>26750765
>beautiful 8inch dick though
unless you measured it i doubt it
>>26750824
For this exact reason I presume, one's there for redundancy.
Might also be something to do with how our whole body's fairly symmetrical
>>26750869
>>26750870
>>26750879
So how come we don't have 2 hearts or 2 noses?
>>26750705
Ah yes, that's right.
>>26750746
Well thanks for answering all the questions I, uh, never had the balls to ask my friend.
>>26750824
Exactly for this purpose. Redundancy saves your ass. 2 kidneys, 2 lungs, 2 eyes, etc.
I'm fucked because my esophagus and colon are dying, and since you only have one of these, it's game over. Well, technically the colon can go away, but the esophagus is kinda vital.
>>26750894
budget ran out during planning
>>26750894
Dunno, we have two nostrils tho
Probably because the energy required to sustain another heart is too much. Basically, most things come down to efficiency. Least energy required for an organism to pass on it's genes tends to be the reason most things are how they are.
>>26750911
No problem senpai
>>26750911
>>26750947
>>26750976
Wow, the Human body sure is retarded.
I have good genes and I should spread them. I'm going Genghis Khan on this world.
>>26742735
Hell a new, flem
>>26751025
There are so many things other animals have that I'd love to see in humans considering we have access to far greater caloric nutrition and biological energy constraints are no longer that big of a deal.
Ability to regrow teeth like a shark does, more efficient lungs like a whale, general regenerative abilities (a constant supply of stem cells compared to our current state where you have a handful when you're young and stop producing them as you get older.)
There are so many genetic upgrades we need to engineer into the human genome.
>>26751029
Are you a Mongolian warlord?
>>26749700
>>26750195
Have you guys seen the one where the girl pokes her heel in the guys eye and slips?
holy fuck, those screams were so fucking brutal.....
i haven't seen that one in YEARS...
the dick one with blood though is somewhat common.. also no efukt i believe...
>>26751813
>Have you guys seen the one where the girl pokes her heel in the guys eye and slips?
No. Holy shit what the hell.
