>this woman offers to cook you soul food and suck and fuck you whenever you want for the rest of your life
Are you lonely enough to accept her offer robot?
Yes. Plus look at those titties
>>26736131
Those are flapjacks mate
Fuck yeah I would. I wanna bury my dick in those titties.
tits too big imo desu
>>26736035
What is soul food
wtf i'd pay to. she's a fucking 9/10 in my standards
Sure, but I have high blood pressure. I'll just take the sex.
what's the negative part?
Her facial expression screams hood as fuck.
Like, no matter where we went out in public, she would start a scene with a manager to get free shit, every single time.
Definitely. She's not my type but she's far from repulsive.
>>26737652
But I mean, personality risks aside, I'd take up that offer in a heartbeat. Those cowtits need to be in my face a lot.
>tfw my fat black coworker randomly sends me a nude selfie
pretty sure she sent it to me accidentally
>>26737727
would fuckwith the originality of a post
>>26737727
Respond back with flattery and take her black hole.
I went on a date with a 5/10 negress today (I met her off okcupid). I generally didn't mind her, but the smell put me off. Granted, I'm Asian so I've got my own smells but the smell of black people weirds me out.
I wouldn't. Nup.
>>26737778
what is the smell like asian anon?
>>26737778
The only other person I've heard say this about black girls was also an Asian guy. Weird. He said she smelled like curdled blood.
>>26737727
I bet it wasn't an accident
>>26736162
your gay if you don't appreciate heavy hangers
>>26737581
Really good unhealthy southern food. Fried chicken, greens, etc
>>26737652
Literally no black people smile in pictures. I have no idea why.
>>26737778
>an asian not smart enough to realize EVERYONE of a different race "stinks" to one another
kill yourself
>>26737727
I'd fucking wreck that.
We'll probably not with my little white dinger but I would still try
>>26737760
no thanks, don't want to produce any of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdZwFiHFBrk
>>26737581
Fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, collard greens, black eyed peas, green beans, cornbread, red beans and rice, I'm forgetting a few but that's the first things that come to mind
>>26738003
I already knew that. I just underestimated how much black people smell.
>>26737837
Not sure how to describe it. Kinda like a mixture of dirty cooking oil, old lotion, and something gross. Granted black people's hair doesn't help any.
>>26737838
I suppose that might be the smell that I can't quite put my finger on.
>>26737838
Hispanic, can confirm that niggers stink. Dated a negress, I'd take a shower with her and scrub her with a luffa but she'd still have the faint smell.
I don't miss her nigger attitude she hid so well at first but man, did she always want sex and gave it to me all the time to the point of where I'd have to push her away from my penis.
>>26736035
What's wrong with her to make this a real risk? Otherwise obviously yes.
>>26738151
>What's wrong with her to make this a real risk? Otherwise obviously yes.
All her past BF's have been black, she refuses to take an AID's test citing "das racist" but she's willing to use a condom each time.
>>26736035
>cook you soul food
>implying I want soul food when every black women like that will suck the soul out of your dick
>Percent of non-Hispanic black or African American women 20 years and over who are obese: 57.6% (2009-2012)
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/hus/hus14.pdf#064
>Chlamydia
In 2013, the overall rate among blacks in the United States was 1,147.2 cases per 100,000 population (Table 11B). The rate of reported cases of chlamydia among black women was 5.8 times the rate among white women
>Gonorrhea
The rate of gonorrhea among blacks in 2013 was 426.6 cases per 100,000 population, which was 12.4 times the rate among whites
>Primary and Secondary Syphilis
In 2013, 37.3% of all cases reported to CDC were among blacks. The overall 2013 rate for blacks was 5.6 times the rate for whites. In 2013, the rate of P&S syphilis among black men was 5.3 times the rate among white men; the rate among black women was 15 times the rate among white women
Do r9kcucks like shitskin women because they are very promiscious and have lower standards so they are much more likely to fuck their ugly ass?
Isn't this double standard hypocritical?
>>26738163
Then I tell her to either take the test or fuck off because she prime but I ain't risking that shit. She wanna be my woman, she gonna listen to me or go home and find some bitch nigga.I speak hood, she'll do it for me and later admit she likes when I'm "in control" which will eventually lead to race play and a permanent collar.
Fuck, now you're making me miss my negress ex and getting to dump loads into her black ass.
>>26738228
You posted this here >>26738384
>>26738609
So what is it against the law to repost?
>>26738228
You forgot the CDC statistic where 48% of black women have genital herpes.
>>26738073
sounds good, sign me the fuck up familia
>>26736035
yes
she got nice tits, probably a massive ass, face isnt bad and can cooks me delicious soul food and is dtf when ever?
sign me the fuck up
>>26737727
would pound until my wiener turns into dust
>>26737581
Food that originated during American slavery era.
It's evolved over the years, but it's based in high fat, cholesterol, and carbohydrate elements.
Extremely delicious, but extremely unhealthy.
Slaves ate this food because it helped them put on weight, build fat to cushion whip strikes, kept them warm, and provided lots of energy for hard labor.
>>26738932
i thought it was because the food they gave the slaves was the shit the people in the big house didnt want
>>26738954
That too, but slave owners fed them lots of fatty food to keep them warm since they're huts had shit insulation.
And energy was a big key.
A white son going into town every day to work a convenient store didn't need many calories and fatty food would kill him/make him undesirable to females.
A slave is working 40+ acres in the burning sun for 12+ hours and needs way more calories.
Same reason for watermelon; they had lots of water to rehydrate and sugars to energize.
>>26736035
My roommate fucked a girl who looked a lot like this with glasses, only as a sexual thing.
Now she shows up at our doorstep constantly looking for him and waiting for him around his car, it's terrifying.
She even found me at my workplace and asked me where he was and why she hadn't heard from him.
Black women are nuts
>>26739071
jesus
this is my dream
>>26737778
Asian men smell wondeful. If you were really Asian you'd know this.
>>26739111
BEBE IS A DUMB NIGGER
PLEASE FUCK OFF AND DIE
NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU
YOU'RE GONNA GET DOXXED IF YOU KEEP BEING THIS CANCEROUS
>>26739201
>saying something nice
>cancerous
its true asian men dont really smell. i cant go a day without showering or i smell like a horse.
>>26739219
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
GO TO JAPAN AND LICK NIP ASSHOLE ALL YOU LIKE
STOP ATTENTIONWHORING, YOU DUMB NIGGER
YOU'RE WORSE THAN JLH AND MYSTERY COMBINED
>>26739244
East Asians don't smell because they lack the glands which makes them less prone to body odor. it is just science.
Those tits have got to be like a 38KK or something ridiculous
Would wife immediately
Yeah sure, she's probably gotta fat butt, too, which I'm into.
I don't see a downside to this if she's going to do it all for free.
>>26739426
>do it all for free
>implying that's necessarily a good thing
too big/thick/big breasts
>>26737778
Is that so? Every black girl I meet smells like cocoa butter
>>26736035
Yes, time to have my own sassy black momma and live as a NEET king.
Taking care of an animal is a full time job, anon
>tfw no big black mama to femdom me
>>26737727
you fuckin kidding man? if she lost say 15-20 lbs. she'd have holy proportions. you're a tard if you don't at least compliment
>>26737976
You look weak. I smile but show no teeth.
>>26736035
Fucking right I am.
>>26737727
>Tfw no decent black women in canada
I don't really want more of them either, I just wanna fuck a decent one
I don't think i'm ever gonna consider fucking a black woman so no.
