Oh shit, what do I say?
>>26731370
Ask her what she thinks about cybernetic augmentation.
It was an accidental right swipe, you ugly af
>>26731370
"No"
works like a charm
Make her beg for it.
>>26731370
>You swiped right. Reply.
Entitled bitch.
>>26731370
Ask if you can touch her cock.
>>26731370
>y-yes, mistress
>>26731446
This
Then say how she's a 5/10
>>26731370
Just say "(You)".
>>26731370
>"holy shit this thing works? You need glasses or somethin'? Fuck me, wasn't actually expecting someone to message me..."
Problem will solve itself. You'll no longer need to come the /r9k/ - home of the beta, I might add - to ask for what to message strange women who are probably just fuckin' with you.
Stop tryin' to leave the land of the robots. Know your place. Give up on women already.
They'll just mess you up.
need some pics of her :^)
>Cant think of anything to say
>Just dont reply
>wait a day to see if they initiate conversation again
>Just delete them out of embarrassment
everytime
>>26731507
you never try faggots are annoying.
>>26731370
apple sucks, buy android
>>26731590
And we all used to think the same damn thing...
Bitch, I'm your future.
Shit, the way women treat men these days. I'm EVERY MAN'S future.
>>26731507
Fuck you're autistic no wonder you don't have any luck with women.
just say "Hey sorry. was in the shower ;) how are you?"
>>26731671
>shower
>;)
kill yourself my man
>>26731671
female shit
numale detect'd
>>26731462
This. Fucking seriously. Already giving commands. Women are bad, but Tinder is the worst of the worst. Have fun, OP.
>>26731685
sorry you didnt get the joke nerd
>>26731558
>she likes to present her dietary choices in the first sentence she says to you
DROPPED
hey OP where you from?
>>26731638
kek nah I already got my life set. I just am not a whiny give up faggot like you crying and demanding others give up and shit in their misery pool together.
and no we didnt all used to think the same stop assuming you speak for anyone but your own damn retarded self. fucking pathetic no wonder you're parents dont love you
"Sorry, I was fighting a bear that tried to stole my garbage. How are you?"
Trust me, I'm a Chad.
>>26731824
>this butthurt
>>26732022
whatever you say sport
>>26731370
>ayy bae-bae wan fug?
>netflix and chill?
>want to get some coffee?
set up a scenario where you 2 do some kind of activity together that obviously ends in sex, you get the idea
>>26731446
Go back to Africa, fucking chimp.
Didn't expect that desu
>>26731810
Missouri, why?
>>26732631
B E T A
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ORIGINALE
>>26732631
S-sorry m'lady! I-i didn;'t mean to-to not reply.
It's like I can tell you're a stutterer.
>>26732022
who is that man? he looks broken, like a man without a home
Tell me, what can change the nature of a man?
>>26732631
dumb beta
>>26732631
YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Whatever she's such a sweetheart at least. DAAAAAAAAHHH
>>26732631
Here's what you say next:You will be
>>26732631
looks 16 S C O R E
C
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E
>>26732631
DUDE FUCKIN SLAY IT YOU CUNT
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT
QT GF INBOUND FOR ANON
>>26732631
Quick make a short backstory about how crappy you've been feeling lately and haven't been sleeping well. Then quickly change the subject to something about her. Like what she likes. I wouldn't suggest complimenting her soon. You can probably say a lie like "wow your so mature" or "wow your so open-minded" when your ready to do that.
But if you don't want to talk to her again that's your choice.
>>26731370
>You swiped right. Reply.
The pessimistic command is a big yellow flag. I'd avoid probably.
>>26731370
say you thought her face was a speck of feces on your phone and you were trying to brush it away
>mfw I get matches and they message me first
>mfw I never respond
>mfw their ego likely takes a decent hit
Get fucked WHORES I HAT YOU SO MUCH
>>26731558
>spicy lentil
Left swipe
>>26734898
Same desu
The only reason I use tinder is to shit on staceys
This bitch already sounds crazy as fuck.
Never stick your dick in crazy, OP.
>>26734898
Does Tinder show you when someone's read your messages? If so I might start doing this.
>>26732631
Rule #1 of not being a beta:
Never say sorry unless you actually did something that you should be sorry for.
In this case, ignoring a tinder sluts message is not something to be sorry for.
tl;dr you fucked up beta bitch boy
>>26736199
I don't think it does, notice how OP's reply to the girl only says "sent" when she's clearly read and responded to it.
why'd you apologize you dumb dickface?
>>26731558
>Starts conversation with a stranger with what she ate earlier
Dodged a bullet there
say more beta shit so I can laugh
>>26732631
She seems okay. God you fucking faggot don't screw this up.
>>26732022
Holy fuck! He looks like shit.
I guess his new normie friends didn't accepted him.
>>26734516
It's nobody, Anon.
OP hang himself yet?
>>26737673
that middle pic is a shop. it was appearing on /fit/ because they were too excited when moot announced he started lifting
>>26737741
>missing the point originally
>>26731370
I was wiping shit off my screen, my bad
>>26732631
Well? Follow up!
>>26731824
If your life is already set then what the fuck are you doing browsing this board?
If you say anything like "I come here to laugh at your guys" or "this place is entertaining" then you are literally a liar with a shit eating grin on his face to hide his delusion.
>>26732631
Honestly this is your chance OP, she wants a beta bf, she wants somebody to order around, ask her if she wants to go out to a nice dinner
>>26732631
Fucking beta loser, say this:
"Then again i'm Canadian so i'm always sorry"
you need damage control.
>>26732631
OP since you've already established you're a bitch see if she's a Dom girl! Maybe you have a future being her little beta slut who licks her feet and eats her out while she plays on her phone and texts Chad all night wishing he were pounding her and using you to masturbate to it. Maybe she'll force you to walk around the house in tight boxer briefs and stockings and wear a cute little collar on your neck and make her dinner and do the dishes and clean the house while she's at work and getting railed by Chad and Tyrone before she comes home.
>tfw my fetish of watching this unfold could become reality
>>26732631
'...NOT! B^)'
>>26733184
not that guy but
>tfw stutterer
>tfw apologize constantly
>tfw no self-confidence
it's a s-shit feel d-desu ;_;
