tfw you're a Stacy but you have a fetish for robots.
might as well kill myself now
>>26729099
I know. I'm a girl too and come here for the epic, rare Pepes.
please pee down my throat and tell me how appreciative i should be that a girl like you is even doing that
thanks
is dat sum mina?
post more mina
>>26729099
why. this is the perfect system. robot angst on r9k, and chad dick on-call.
you can't possibly want our small, weak, low cum volume penises.
>>26729193
I love robots. I obviously have some mental issues, seeing that I genuinely am attracted to the sadness and misfortune of robots.
>>26729118
Only if you tell me everything that's wrong in your life so I can get off to it, anon my love.
>>26729287
that's fine, that's why r9k is here. you can have all the feels of r9k for free whenever you come here on your computer.
it's literally the perfect system. robot angst irl is not pretty.
>>26729099
>tfw no qt who'd be into me being an insecure average joe
>tfw youre a robot and desperate for literally any female's affection
h-hello Stacy
>>26729312
I know some robots in real life. I would date them if they would just let me. Sadly, they believe all females are evil and out to get them and only out there for chad's cock. rip.
>>26729344
hello my cutie beta. I hope you have a nice day.
>>26729350
they don't want to date you? it's true, some qt girls are just too qt for robots to seriously consider pursuing them.
what's wrong with chad's cock?
>>26729307
which flavour of autism mixed with failure should i beguile you with today
after listing all the normal adult things i don't know how to do, i can immediately segue into needlessly complex opinions about star trek and anime to really hammer home how incompetently i constructed my personality
chapter 1: in which i have to google how to write a cheque every time i write one, AND "why vegeta is cool" (part 1)
>>26729380
It isn't Chad's cock. It's his personality. Chad's are too self-centered and full of themselves for me to truly like them. I like (some) robots because they aren't like that. Although there are robots that are narcissistic as fuck. I like the sweet and cute nerdy ones that just stay in their room all day being lonely.
>>26729099
might as well kill myself now
good call
>>26729389
please tell me about your favorite types of anime.
>>26729099
Is it pity or is it a sadistic thing? because I used to have a Stacy friend in highschool who liked me because I was and still am a bitter asshole and she found it amusing.
>>26729421
you mean the ones who haven't tried to pairbond yet.
you may get a good friend from that type, but he too will eventually become Chad or Chad jr.
>>26729458
tfw I'm not a roastie. I wish I was desu. I'd at least have a true reason to like robots then.
i think Stacey is just tired of Chad because Chad is very independent and wants a robot orbiter who makes her his world.
it ain't easy being a beta orbiter, it's really not. Chad can't do it lol.
>>26729466
not pity. Probably just sadistic. It sounds terrible and makes me feel bad now that I think of it. I do think that robots make great friends and would make amazing boyfriends desu though. Just by how sweet they can be and how lonely they are.
>>26729523
that's a good theory anon
>>26729524
i don't think robots are that lonely, it kind of seems like you are projecting your loneliness here too.
you want a robot bf but you also want Chad too. i believe that you can have both, maybe the world will realize that everybody can share.
>>26729126
I'll post more mina later. But if others do have mina photos, plz post
>>26729568
I've talked to plenty of robots desu. They can be pretty lonely, but who wouldn't be when they are in the situation that they are in? It sucks being looked down by society and thinking you are not wanted. Maybe I am projecting, but I'm also a girl and can easily get a bf if i wanted to
i don't know what to tell you. i used to be in a place where i was overwhelming with that beta-ness, but today i had enough and cut myself away from all that by just going after a different girl.
i think what you miss is romance, being pursued as the only girl in the world. Chad doesn't do that but really it's just a self preservation mechanism.
>>26729568
>i don't think robots are that lonely
It depends, some days you don't feel it other days a cheap shitty liquor is required
>maybe the world will realize that everybody can share.
I hope you're no advocating polyamory you filthy cuck.
>>26729620
ya i don't doubt that you could. but right there, you don't want to.
that's a form of loneliness, too.
>>26729647
i am. there is no point in trying to hold onto a person like you and her are the only people in this world who should be together in love.
you will just get stressed out and lose your head.
>>26729679
you're into polyamory? why? I dont understand people who are into that.
do you want to be mean to robots or be nice to them
there is only one right answer
>>26729697
it's not really polyamory because polyamory implies some kind of existing relationship.
it's more of a deep friendship, a relationship is for having a family. polyamory is having a deep friendship and loving that person but knowing that you cannot be in a relationship with them.
i had a long day i am all over the place right now.
>>26729704
I want to be nice desu. I want to love my robot s/o, and show him that everything will be ok.
>>26729679
>i am
Don't you ever think about how awkward that'd be? Being the third wheel?
>>26729287
why don't you take my virginity then?
>>26729735
wrong answer
you're clearly not a girl
>>26729757
I'm just a virgin myself
>>26729742
yes of course, more than that, i've been the third wheel.
Stacey can handle it extremely well, it's pretty simple she just never ever talks or acknowledges her main man to you.
and it just auto-pilots itself because the beta keeps going after her.
>>26729764
darn anon, you obviously figured out my ruse,
>>26729786
So you've never had a taste of chad cock? Honestly i'd believe you more if you got fucked over by chads and now want a robot, but the fact that chad never fucked you would mean you have no clue what you want tbqh
You will fuck and want chad, it's only a matter of time
>>26729792
This isn't about Stacey, fuck stacey, this is about you. It seems to me that you're a pushover, I mean Chad's getting all the intimacy and you get nothing, fuck that.
That's actually disgusting.
>>26729826
I never been attracted to Chad. I think it's just a preference of mine? Like, Chad's are good looking, yes, but I simply can't deal with their extreme douchebag personalities. I rather have a robot than a chad
>>26729099
do stacies truly post on ayutthayan soldering forums? i find this "pill" difficult to "swallow"
>>26729837
that's not true. there is deep intimacy, that's why i did it for so long.
but it was just too hard to keep it up, and i needed a break from it.
>>26729866
>deep intimacy
that's some bullshit right there
>>26729866
So why not just try something monogamous?
>>26729916
i am not telling you everything of course. that is mine to keep.
chad and her beta both have a piece of her that the other does not have.
>>26729853
then what's stopping you? there are literally 100s of robots here at any time and some that could even live near you, take your pick.
>>26729937
no he gets to crush some puss and her love
you get her sob stories
that ain't equal
>>26729925
because she isn't interested in a relationship with me. her current relationship suits her just fine.
>>26729957
it's not equal at all, i didn't say it was. i said they each have something of her that the other does not have.
>>26729958
why are you being such a cuck? try finding a new girl anon.
>>26729099
desu senpai why don't you exist in real, the chances of meeting someone like you would be lower then that of me getting quints
>tfw no stacy gf
>tfw no gf that can save me
>tfw no stacy misaki
>>26729994
i did actually. today. everything is good, i needed a break from being a cuckiter
>>26729945
Because it's hard to find a robot who would like me when they have extremely high expectations and preferences or hate females or get emotionally scared about being in a relationship with a girl that they end up pushing me away completely, It isn't as easy as it seems
>>26729985
I though you were supposed to be advertising it as a desirable thing, I don't see anything of worth from what you've posted.
No-one would want what you "had", which is basically nothing. I doubt you could even call that a relationship.
>>26730009
I'm sure you'll find someone desu. Don't you worry!
>>26730030
sounds like excuses to me. start talking through skype and getting to know them through that (steam is probably a better choice, i can't imagine what kind of robot even has skype installed).
a real robot doesn't have high expectations, but may have everything else you listed to some degree
>>26730040
it was never a relationship, i wanted it to be, but it's a friendship.
it's desirable to me, i'm not trying to advertise anything. i think you are most curious as to why it's desirable to me.
it's like this.
Chad and Stacey see each other every day and they are used to it.
Stacey and Beta does not, so when Stacey and Beta see each other, it's very special for Beta and Stacey just wants things.
there is satisfaction in the act of providing, that's the best i can explain it.
>tfw you're a Chad but you have a fetish for fembots
>tfw you find out fembots are all Stacy in disguise
>tfw you get so depressed you go from Chad to actual robot
>>26730095
have you ever been on this board? I've seen the females these robots post about and what they are interested in. I can never match up to any of it.
But maybe some of it is excuses. It is hard finding a robot that genuinely does want a relationship with you and isn't just doing it to be just dating a girl. idk. Maybe these are excuses.
>>26730120
so what happens when the novelty of that wears out?
>>26729350
>Sadly, they believe all females are evil and out to get them and only out there for chad's cock.
Then there is but one thing to do.Prove them wrong
>>26730161
how does one go from Chad to Robot? I don't think there are such things as fembots. Like what classifies as a robot and what classifies as a fembot?
"I want a robot bf" = "I want le mysteeriouse handsome gai xDD" = want Chad with glasses
Nice try
>>26730178
what exactly are your shortcomings? do you think you're ugly? fat?
>>26730182
in my case, the Beta writes essays on his feelings and thoughts to Stacey, Stacey doesn't respond.
Beta begs Stacey to say anything, she does not. Beta decides that he needs a break from Stacey, and takes one. It's a big moment for Beta, he takes back control.
Stacey texts Beta later pretending that she was busy. but really Stacey just wants stuff from Beta and realizes she is losing that since Beta is going after whomever he wants, as "love" is no longer on the high pedestal.
Beta and Stacey are still friends, Beta will probably do something sweet for Stacey later but he isn't in a hurry to do so, like he would be before he took a break.
Beta likes and finds satisfaction in the act of courting by giving Stacey nice and thoughtful presents.
>>26730216
I don't want "nerdy" guys. I'm not a 16 year old girl. I know the differences between an actual robot and some chad who is blind or is pretending to be and wears glasses. I want an actual robot. I've been on this board long enough to know the difference.
>>26730251
but it's not really courting since there is no relationship relationship. Beta just likes giving Stacey cute presents and making her happy and smile.
my eyes sting a little.
>>26730030
Where are you from?
I'm a qt lonely robot from Toronto
in what ways are you Stacy? do you have big cheerleader tits or something
>>26730278
it's alright, anon, you saw your explanation through to the end. go give your eyes a rest
>>26730234
What female doesn't think they are ugly or fat. I think I look decent enough for some guys to think I'm attractive. Depends on their preference
>>26730293
Eastern area of America
>>26730311
bbeeeEEE EEEEEEEeEEEEeeeEEEeeeeeeEEEEeMAI GF
>>26730321
Can you post a pic? I'll post one if you do
>>26730296
Yes, I am bigger around the chest area. Is that what you classify as a stacy?
>>26730344
Erm. I prefer not to, I'm sorry.
>>26729117
Literally fucking kill yourself
Original go kill yourself comment
>>26730334
this was extremely cute
>>26730362
Its never good to post your picture on a mongolian basket weaving forum
HOWEVER, could you make my week and post you feet wearing your fav heels? (you are stacy r-rright?)
>>26730381
I prefer not being fapped to tonight. Are heels ur fetish or something? what kind of heels do you like?
>>26730376
honestly i used to love beeposting but the reinstating of the robot ruined it a little for me
>>26730268
Curious, what qualifications do you observe to determine a robot?
Strictly mindset/mentality, or would genetic disadvantages of some sort make one more of a robot?
>>26730414
Open toed with a large base something like pic related, it would make my month
>tfw i will never get pics of my stacy gf's new heels
>tfw no stacy gf
>>26730425
I think a robot is probably someone who is looked down on by society. Like there are chads that get the attention of every girl and can possibly go through life with such ease.
And then there are robots. the guys who are easily friend zoned or down right ignored by everyone. They are either seen as weird or creepy or possibly both. There is possibly a more complex way of defining a robot, but I think this is a generalization of what most robots are in my opinion. Genetic disadvantages such as what? They might factor into why that person is a robot.
>>26730480
Oh. I have no heels like that. I don't enjoy open toes because I think my toes are ugly. I'm sorry I can't make you happy today, anon.
>>26730321
Beta here, you in the DMV? MD Moco represent.
OP is actually a single mother
>>26730551
I'm a virgin, how can I be a mother? Am I Mary or did a kid just pop out of nowhere and I decided to play mommy?
>>26730581
>i'm a virgin
nobody buys this, come on Chica.
>>26730581
would you get into a pseudo-relationship as a result of talking to a bot in this thread, or is this all hypothetical?
>>26730541
No sorry I'm not
>>26730519
>>26730581
c-could you post any pics of you wearing heels?Don't even have to timestamp it just make it seem like someone cares
>>26730613
I'm not purposefully looking for anything, but if something happens it happens.
>>26730639
that means no.
who /stacey speak/ here?
>>26730602
This is an anonymous image board, why would I bother lying about this out of all the things I could lie about?
>>26730659
.. why wouldn't you lie about it. why wouldn't you lie about everything?
>>26730624
I don't think I have any on this computer, but if I find one I will.
>>26729099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lkC8Rxj4ys
I came buckets to this. getting bullied by Stacies is my fetish. pls bully me
would you race mix with a robot?
>>26730681
stacey lies.
who /stacey speak/ here?
veteran betas only.
>>26730695
Possibly. I wouldn't care.
>>26730679
You have a point, anon. But it's ok if you don't believe me. I don't really care.
>>26730739
i'm not being aggressive, i just have experienced being yoked around the block.
>tfw chad-looks
>TFW autist at heart
there is no prison scarier than this
>>26730681
I sit here with auto-update and wait hopefullyplease come through stacy
>>26730498
Height
Penis size
Facial structure
or on the mental side, socially impairing things such as Aspergers
I'm falling into a no true scotsman fallacy by saying people that don't have any deficiencies yet have a personal issue that causes them not to have success aren't robots, but I would say there is a difference between being forced into robotdom and self-ostracizing yourself, even though the latter is often not really a choice either.
God this is a stupid discussion
>>26730348
not necessarily, but i do want my future stacy gf>implyingto be shapely
>>26729099
Stacey, where are you from?
>>26730770
I mean I completely understand. This is 4chan, afterall.
>>26730813
North Eastern side of America
>>26730791
she has such a perfect body, anon. Good taste.
>>26730847
Oh. That's so far. Can I be your orbiter anyway?
>>26730847
near east pa?
>>26730776
I guess all of those things do impact people to become robots, but I've met a few males who have some form of autism that become total chads.
>>26730885
are you from pa? I live near New york city.
>>26730877
Although having orbiters can be flattering, I don't want any.
>>26730847
figures, West Coast women only find Chads and Tyrones attractive, and if you're a non SJW male they utterly despise you (though sometimes they make exceptions for Chad and Tyrone)
>all these robots hitting on Stacey
I thought all of us who browsed /r9k/ were socially retarded shut-ins.
>>26731009
it's easy to hit on a girl when it's done anonymously online
>>26731009
It's the internet, anon. People act differently online than they do in person. If they were talking to me or any stacy in person they would probably be acting differently.
op, you work for the Stacies don't you? you are trying to bring the orbiters back into their proper orbiting formations.
>>26730912
yeah, near king of prussia. i've been to nyc a few times for theatre performances but i don't really like urban places much, there's too many people
i wouldn't think an environment like that would be conducive to robot creation, but i wouldn't know personally. have you met anyone around you who's like the people here? it's strange to be so interested in them without having had some sort of personal experience
>>26730876
thx m8, i do have some pretty good taste when it comes to Stacy's physique
>be loser fembot
>bullied by staceys every day
>come to /r9k/ to feel less alone
>stacey comes here too and grabs all the attention
>you will always be an ugly girl
kill me
>>26731036
god damn anon. you caught me. Plz forgive me and don't burn me alive.
>>26731053
be my gf please
original
>>26731024
>anonymously online
Yeah, I forgot. Emphasis on "anonymously".
I still find it hard to talk to someone online when I know that the other person is an actual female tho.
>>26731053
I'm so sorry, anon. If you want I'll stop posting and go. I don't want to make you feel inferior at all, especially on a place that you consider your haven to make yourself feel secure.
>>26730373
What's the problem? Don't like the Pepes?
>>26731053
>implying OP isnt some fat neckbeard roleplaying as Stacy
>implying we arent all just following along because theres nothing better to do
come on now, friend-o
>>26731048
best girl. She's so pretty. Plz post more.
>>26731064
like i said in another thread, you only escape the Matrix once you learn how.
infinite lies/traps. i just had to endure to grow in power until i finally broke free from that guilt trap. damn that's some powerful stuff.
>>26731053
email [email protected] with a timestamped pic of yourself and I'll give you some attention
>>26729350
>I know some robots in real life. I would date them if they would just let me.
So, you are telling me that you've actually make a move on them, AN OBVIOUS MOVE THAT MAKES YOUR INTENTIONS CRYSTAL CLEAR, and have repeatedly told them that it isn't a joke and that you are genuinely interested in them?
Is that what you're telling me?
If not, GTFO.
why did you make this thread?
to gain white knights and beta orbiters?
to have the satisfaction of robots begging to be your gf?
go attention whore on /soc/
could be bait also
>>26731048
is that body for real? it's too perfect
>>26731163
I don't know if you read the whole thread but I don't have any white knights and I did ask this one person to not be a beta orbiter. There's also only a limited few asking me to be their gf. This is mostly to just have a discussion. I'm sorry I tainted your precious board
>>26731163
i already figured it out, robot. op works for the Stacies, she is an agent of their Hive.
She has discovered that a robot has broken his orbiting bonds, and is here to claim him back into the position.
She accomplishes this buy saying "oh i'm stacey, and i would like to date a robot."
>queue replies
"oh, on second thought i'm not really interested."
>queue internal processing
suddenly you miss orbiting Stacey and there's that pull to go crawling back to her.
it's all a very elaborate and high level ruse.
>>26731144
Actually yes. They usually just push me away eventually because they feel overwhelmed
>>26731217
have you tried not ignoring them? oh wait but you are too busy with Chad woops.
>>26730912
Where you at?
I live near Nyc also
what's wrong, sleeping with Chad wasn't as fruitful as you thought it would be? Heh.
>>26731044
I'm trying to recall if I ever been around king of prussia, but I don't remember. I have been to philly plenty of times and practically live there.
I have met people who are like the people here. It can be pretty interesting seeing how they react in person
>>26730321
You happen to be near the Tri-state area?
>>26731271
I am very close to the tri-state area.
>>26731217
Fair enough. Actually you've probably got a point. Some of us are so far gone that we've built up walls so friggin' high no one else will ever get close to us.
They still think it's a joke or cruel trick.
As one creepy ass bastard, I'll be honest. I completely agree with them. I've literally had "sure things" where a girl would literally ask if I was gay, and how come I hadn't "asked them out yet". It's rare, but it has happened.
My assumption were that they were playin' me. Some cruel joke.
There is no bigger red flag to a robot so far gone, than a woman interested in him.
The way the world works for robots is;
>If you don't ask the girl out, you aren't a real man. If you don't pursue sex, you aren't a real man. You just gotta man up and do it.
>Ask the girl out, and you're a creep. Pursue sex, and you're a creepy ass potential rapist. Try to "man up" and gettin' knocked down every time.
It's become a rigged game. Our entire lives, rigged against us in many ways. Shit, rigged games are all we know.
It's only natural we'd rig a game of our own. The one where we'd pine for something to fight of the lonliness, for a woman to give everything for - only to constantly push her away and never ever let her get close.
It's ojnly
>>26731261
i've been to philly a bunch too, but driving in that mess is a little too terrifying to be worth it
yeah, i like to try to observe others who are like me in an attempt to understand myself better. it's always interesting observing others, in general. did the people you met seem get more 'unhinged' over time, the more you spent with them?
>>26731348
I completely understand this anon. I've been on this board for quite a while to just figure it out on my own. It saddens me that robots think this way and I do hope that they will find someone they trust and would make them happy and it all works.
I hope you're okay, Anon.
>>26731372
Yeah, lately the crime rate in philly has been increasing. All I see are new crimes committed there. It's probably because the weather has gotten better and people think it's an excuse to do terrible things.
>>26731236
is saying woops after sentences a new fad? I see so many teenage girls do this nowadays. It can be cute, but also annoying.
>>26731536
don't be so salty because i am right woops hehe.
>tfw stacy will never have sex with you
>>26731553
I'm not really salty, just something I've been noticing lately. That woops was quite cute. You talk like a girl.
so when are u guys gonna get me free stuff?
>>26731108
>>26731170
dont got anymore. here's some perfect Stacy-tier tits though
I pissed in a bucket then threw it across the room and covered 2 young kids with it. That in mind, may I hab de pussy?
>>26731690
yeah too bad her face is gross.
>>26731720
you absolutely can
>>26731690
gibsmedat sauce
>>26731616
>>26731536
>>26730681
>>26730519
>>26730414
YOU FUCKING LIED STACY, WHY ARE YOU ALL THE SAME
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GRAB A PICTURE OF SOMEONE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE, INSTEAD YOU GO COMPLETELY SILENT
>>26731076
>>26731125
Every fucking time with you thirsty losers
bonus is one is eggys cuck samson trying hard at life as usual. wash your hair greaser
>>26731690
wow now i need to cum
>>26731796
oh anon I'm so sorry. I actually found a pic of my heels but I'm afraid to post because I don't want someone to recognize my room or something. I have a photo where I cut everything recognizable out of it but it looks gross and pixely. Do you want that instead?
>>26731864
anything would make my monthitd be better if you wore them but I'd appreciate anything
>>26731864
how about instead of a pic you just describe what you look likes so i can use my imagination to fap
>>26731864
would you ever peg your bf?
>>26731923
5'5 and a half
black hair
tannish skin
big lips
big cheeks
not fat
big eyes
sometimes I manage to look like a 12 year old. I don't know what more you want.
>>26731910
can I email it to you instead? I genuinely do not feel comfortable posting pics here.
>>26731928
if he truly wanted it, maybe.
>>26731329
New York City? robot cmon man
>>26731998
sure[email protected] plz no dox destroy me stacy
>>26731053
You're my Stacey :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ_u6uRk9cI
>>26732063
I sent it, but don't know if you got my email?
>>26732316
I recieved it, first person I've given any contact details out of r9k
>>26731690
source pls
dayum
