do i strangle the cat
>>26726118
Fuck him roughly
>>26726118
kevin hoffman is a massive faggot
he already owes me his life. i took him off the streets as a bone thin stray and after months of feeding him and letting him sleep in my room he decides to do this. what a piece of shit
>wanting to stangling your pet because it gave you a measly cut on your lip
No, you edgy cunt.
>>26726248
that shit's deep, bitch. and his claws are staph tier filthy
>>26726207
So what do you intend to do
>>26726118
no, you should fucking shave so you look less like a rat, then your cat wouldn't mistake you for prey
>>26726282
weak facial hair genes detected
maybe someday you will bloom
>>26726118
lmao were you kissin it or some stupid shit
>>26726281
i just put him out in the rain like the bitch he is, i dont stand to gain anything from strangling him other than some cuts on my hands probably
calling the animal police on you OP, your IP address is logged and sent to the authorities.
>>26726336
he decided to climb me and used my lip as something to pull himself up
>>26726269
Not as bad as being immobilized, because some idiot decides to stangles your physically weaker neck and break your spinal nerves.
>>26726380
that would be a real shame
luckily i'm not a sick fuck like 90% of people here
>>26726368
Does it hurt a lot?
>>26726338
If you look at the bigger picture too, you wouldn't have a cat to keep you company and be completely alone like you'd rightfully deserve.
>>26726432
i have multiple cats, he's disposable in other ways. i could easily take him to a kill shelter and since no one would want him because of his demeanor we all know what would happen, but i'd rather not have it on my conscience
>>26726417
it did at first. more pissed off than anything lmao
>>26726282
fucking neet not my fault your daddy never taught you how to shave and you've been holding onto those first few face pubes you've kept all this time so you can pretend you're a man. Fucking probably thought you had a "beard" when you were a junior in highschool. Assuming thats not you right now
One of my past cats jumped off my chest when she got scared by something and tore with her claw into one of my nipples.
Hurt like fuck, still have a scar there
>stangling your pet like another human being
Real pathetic m8
>>26726479
hey im over here
>>26726301
>>26726368
why did you let it happen?
>>26726531
idk wasn't expecting the claw of a 20 pound cat to tear through my lip
>>26726509
it's bait, nerd. do some reading before you reply
>>26726561
then you are really dumb. btw you could go get a couple stitches in that if you wanted but you'd have to tell them how stupid you are.
stop trying to fuck the cat you virgin loser
>>26726651
stitches are for bitches
>>26726668
pussy is pussy
>>26726668
i rubbed my dogs pussy when i was horny is that bad?
>>26726248
>>26726207
>>26726509
HOla reddit
There is nothing to screencap here for epic up votes on r/4chan so you can kindly fuck off
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>>26726857
ABANDON THREADDDUFGERUIGHRG
>>26726118
Just clip his claws while wearing a thick sweater
FYI They actually don't like sharp claws
Opie you can learn a thing or two from your slavic friends
https://youtu.be/i6VUrRWPXH0
>>26726911
OP here, that's fucked. i wish i could take my anger out on people like that. at least then it would have a good use
>>26726911
Fucking hell, all the reddit tier edgy threats and explaining what they would do to the guys is so cringeworthy and annoying.
>>26726911
Sucks that they couldn't hold the camera straight at the end
>>26727086
yeh but fuck animal abusers, they are sub human scum
>>26726118
cats are niggers
>>26726174
TWELVE YEARS AGO, A NINE TAILED FOX APPEARED
>>26726911
I laughed more than I should have, but poor fucking cat... At least it died quickly.
>>26726911
at least he died fast
>>26726207
It's a cat. I don't think it's capable of feeling complex emotions and responding to you.
What exactly did you do for the cat to scratch you? If it wants to be alone, leave it alone.
No, don't make the poor thing suffer just because you did. There's already enough pain in the world for you to take yours out on a defenceless cat
>>26727284
why cant we read before we make smug replies?
>>26726368
>>26726368
Cats are selfish retards.
If you've given up and only feel like ending it, you could just make it fat, so it'll become lazy and stop doing these things simply because they're too much work.
Forgive it anon, cats do what they want. Unless you are psycho, killing him or leaving him at kill shelter will be shitty on your psyche and mental health cause you will feel guilty.
I have qute scarred hands because one if my cats likes to start scratching me out of blue for no reason. When I was a little kid my grandma's cat slashed my cheek and it got shitty and I have reddish scar to this fucking day and only my wallet knows how much I spend to conceal this shit under ' natural looking' make up.
I gave one of my cats a big whooping once because he shat on my pillow but then felt guilty as fuck when he was cowering at my sight.
>>26726118
no because if he's scratching you it's probably cus youre a shitty owner
>>26727509
i'm just taking this as an opportunity to learn forgiveness. it was an accident, i let him back in the house and hes in my lap with his filthy paws
>>26727609
god damn it, it's time to learn to read.
>>26726368
>>26727132
They didn't really abuse it tho, they just killed it.
>>26726368
Russians are like the black people of white people
>>26726561
That's a fat fucking cat. Is that you, Jon?
>>26727942
it's funny you should ask because it IS an orange cat who looks just like garfield
>>26726911
cats are pretty useless animals anyway
>>26726911
More of these videos please, I've already exhausted most of the Liveleak ones.
>>26726368
does he do this sort of thing consistently, or was it just this one time?
if the latter, I understand that urge. my mum's little shit of a dog is so yappy and aggressive, she had to put him on prozac, and he still barks like mad whenever anyone comes to the door. every day, I hope he barks at a cop or bites a lawyer or something and gets put the fuck down
make sure to thoroughly wash that cut out OP. Cats have some dirty ass hell germ covered claws.
>>26727213
>sees a gif of a cat on fire
>makes a nine tails joke
>not a two tails joke
Fuck off.
>>26726174
I hope someone drops a bomb on these people
>>26728107
>tripfag yet again makes a post all about himself
like clockwork.
>>26728107
he loves climbing on me, his favorite place is up on my shoulders. he usually just uses my clothes to climb and has never just stuck a claw into my face and put all his weight on it like that, i had to physically lift him up to counter his weight and because of the way cat claws curve
>>26726118
cats are wild animals who have no feelings for humans, so sure have a blast.
>>26728223
you should probably stop letting him climb you then, just push him off gently next time he tries
>>26728440
you got a time machine by chance?
