who here /rich/
>tfw making 80k a year with 20-30k bonus at the age of 23
>buy whatever I want whenever I want
>eat out pretty much erryday (inb4 fat, 5'11 and 150lbs)
>proactively look for reasons to spend my money
>no debnts because had scholarships, so even with my luxurious spending I save a shitton of money each month
>mfw just hired my own secretary even did the interviews myself, picked the hottest one desu
>neetcucks will never know the feel of literally being on top of the world
>>26724681
norman: the post
>>26724708
who
>tfw my $30 philly cheese steak is ready
>>26724733
lurk more.
post less.
>mfw neet and have all if not more than what OP has
>Ph.D. in Math
>any job l want
>$300k starting
>>26724782
nah you don't, at best you get 1-1.5k welfare from the gubment like a dindu nigger
you probably can barely make meets end with that, so, so sad :^(
sadlyfe bois
>>26724809
>all neets are on welfare
keep lying to yourself, wagecuck :^)
>80k
>On top of the world
Maybe if that was your salary and you owned shares in the company worth a few hundred million.
80k is trash senpai.
>>26724904
yeah nah I admit RICH neets have it better off, but desu I enjoy my job so it isn't a big deal, it makes me appreciate what I can do with my money more
>>26724908
at 23 lmao, well, almost 23
my annual salary this year will be 80k base, 15k signing and 15k bonus
110k usd at 23 years of age is more than good enough for me
>>26724681
What's your occupation OP?
I'm 22 making 80k (SW eng) in government. I plan on going to private sector after a year or two.
Why the fuck do people think 50-100 k for a single person is trash? As long as you're not buying fucking houses left and right that's fucking luxury status. Most people make well under that.
>>26724809
And ur a materialistic pharmacist who hates his life and himself
I make $50 an hour to sit on my ass in front of a computer looking productive. I could live the way I do on a minimum wage job, probably. Sometimes I just buy things I'm "supposed" to have. I bought a house two years ago because I'd saved up enough and people in their mid-20s aren't supposed to live in tiny dark apartments, no matter how much they like them. So now I have a tiny dark room of my 3 bed 2 bath house that I live out of.
And yet when I pop some benzos, sniff a big line of dope, smoke a fat spliff, and lie back in utter ecstasy, I probably feel better than you ever have in your entire life.
>>26724681
whart job?
>>26724681
>make $110k/yr
>doesn't matter since I'm still 5'4 and no woman wants me
>can't get a nice car without people thinking I'm an over compensating faggot
>don't want to travel alone
>don't want to live in a house alone so I still live with my parents
>tfw rather be poor
>>26725111
>pharmacist
>at 23
wow you're retarded or have never went to school before, most pharmacists graduate when they're 25-27
>>26725058
ibanking
>>26725180
I've only smoked weed before
>>26725072
this lol, I have so much money at the end of the month I have no idea what to do with, usually around 4 - 5k
>>26725248
how much you get a month? describe your finances
so why post in this mongolian image board?
>>26725248
>banking
enjoy your shitty boring job wagey
>>26725248
If you've only smoked weed before, I was correct in assuming you've never felt the way I've described. And don't be one of those jackass's who claims "Well the things are experienced are real so they count more!", because we both know that's bullshit. You can have everything you have, and I'll have the things I have. I'm on my way out, but it seems I wouldn't have it any other way. At least I'll feel fantastic going.
>>26724681
How about you fuck off. Not my fault I got shit genes.
/r9k/ is for losers no rich assholes looking to gloat.
>>26724681
>tfw employed by dad
>>26725248
Hahaha ha you make 110k in ibanking? Are you at some tier 3 shop? Lmao at your life senpai.
>>26724904
kek, those rich kids off the rich kids of instagram are made to at least go to college and educate themselves. And don't act like that's your pic NEET.
https://www.instagram.com/richkidsofinstagram/?hl=en
>born rich
>literally have had to do no work all my life and I get everything I want anyway
>>26725314
Thanks for admitting you are a bunch of parasites.
>>26724681
cool
have a star ----> *
>>26725262
7k usually
1400 for rent
200 for groceries and shit
150 for internet
200-300 for eating out
gym membership is free
200-300 for going out
500 on misc. expenses like vidya or clothes
that's still over 4k I save
>>26725277
ibanking, as in investment banking
>>26725285
well I am aryan but my genes have nothing to do with it, more so it's upbringing and parents who made sure I got educated
>>26725306
did you ignore the fact that I'm only 23? it only goes up from here (:
>>26725278
I know some higher ups in my workplace who do crack/cocaine and shit but I'm not into that, I've tried shrooms/lsd before if that counts
>>26725277
>boring
nah, it's quite exciting, the people I work with are stellar too
>tfw some chad in his 40s showing me the ropes n shit
>tfw we shoot the shit and share of our sexual exploits together
>tfw he's gonna take me to a bar and get some cougars for me this weekend
feelsgoodman, I think I'll get some cosplay whore for him in return, guys fucking married but still plays around, so based
>>26725340
And you're not a parasite? That 110k you earn is a result of leaching off of the hard work of your boss.
My parents are self made millionaires. They let me leech because they're grooming me to take over the business
>>26725428
I'm not a NEET. But you right now are on fire, you are bad but you're going to crash and burn very soon because of how immoral you are.
>>26725428
Ibanking at a real shop starts 130k+ all in. 110k means you're at some shit shop/low tier middle market.
Analyst salaries aren't going up as aggressively anymore since everyone is putting more into base and less into bonus and since you start with low base you're not gonna climb as fast.
I would not take ibanking hours for 110k fampai you're getting ripped off.
>>26725498
>My parents are self made millionaires
and that's when I realize you were full of BS. Oh really so your mom was a self made millionaire and so was your dad? What a coincidence :^)
>>26725498
>And you're not a parasite? That 110k you earn is a result of leaching off of the hard work of your boss.
Your father's only work is leeching off of other people and figuring out how to best spend the money. Workers are not the parasites in this situation and you know it.
You are a rotten scum-bag, and a gigantic free-loader.
>>26725545
>this new money asshurt
wew lad
>>26725498
that wasn't even me (OP)
>leaching off the hard work of boss
kek gtfo neetcuck, I earn my salary
and you'll probably fail your parents company, provided you aren't lying out of your ass
>>26725503
>muh morals
how am I immoral? women are made for fucking senpai
>>26725523
it's strictly 9-5, most days I leave at 4 or 3 if the boss isn't in
also, the firm I'm in is one of the most competitive in canada, I'm not so high achieving to want to work at goldman sachs but I'm more than satisfied where I work at
Anyone here saves cash and tries to be rich so you can have your own feminized little sexual pet? That's what's been driving me for years with work. I want to feminize a cute boy and turn him into a bimbo whore.
>>26725428
>150 for internet
you wot
>>26725428
>Aryan genes
You do realize that Asians, Italians, and Jews have higher average IQs right? You aren't special in that regard.
>>26725428
Anyways, what's your honest opinion on the NEETs who aren't rich on this board?
be my sugar robot
>>26725596
canadian internet is expensive, it's part of a package with a homephone, no bandwidth limit and the highest speed
>>26725591
good luck in your endeavor, I've always wanted to fuck a guy that pretty much looks like a girl but they're impossible to find outside 2d, I just settle for cosplay whores nowadays
>>26725640
jews are scum I've witnessed their kikery with my own eyes at work
to NEETs on this board in general, I don't know your circumstances but if you're satisfied with being a neet, good on you - however I can't say I don't look down on those who regret their neet lifestyle if they had every opportunity possible to make something out of themselves
>>26725711
?
>>26724681
>110k a year
>Rich
I'll take "NO" for $200 Alex.
>>26725744
110k is rich as fuck even if you have a family
OP said he saved like 4-5k a month even with his spending. that's a lot m8
>tfw have ten whole thousand dollars in the bank
Never thought I'd make it this far
>>26725744
New money bruh, stupid as fuck...
>>26725775
Man, good on you anon. Keep that shit up as long as you can.
>>26724681
I make more than you in a fucking month.
Dealing dope in new york is where the real money is at. You have no idea how much money ia rolling in the underworld. I make the money. Gangsters make the world go round. The dopefiends steal from white people like you and then nuy my dope for 2 or 3 times as much as i bought it for. Youre fucking nothing.
>>26725576
LMAO YOU'RE MAKING CAD
AHAHAHA THAT'S LITERALLY MONOPOLY MONEY
110k cad is literally 80k usd fucking kek.
Also the only canadian bank worth anything is rbc and while Canadian ib culture is relaxed they still don't do 9 to 5.
You are so full of shit famfam. Do you work atTD or BMO or HSBC Canada or some even shittier bank lol
>>26725775
nice man
>>26725811
stop roleplaying/memeing, 100k is a lot for a single
fucking hell doctors make like 100-200k a year and they go to school for 8-12 years
>>26724681
Well, colour me jelly OP. I hope you invest a lot of that. If I were you I'd live frugally as possible and retire in my early 30s
>in my 30s now
>making 150k a year
>single so can spend my money however the fuck I want
>>26725826
Is dealing drugs dangerous at a level like that? Like are there people actively trying to get you?
>>26725765
Even if that's what he's actually saving (his listed expenses have more than a few gaps in them) that wouldn't be rich by any stretch of the imagination except to poor people. I make around 180 a year (if you include my wife's income) and I'm not rich. Comfortable, certainly, but not rich.
>>26725831
I said USD >>26724979
looks like you're an autismal babby rager who can't read
>still thinking I work at a bank
maximum kek, do me a favor and google 'investment banking'
>>26725826
gj tyrone, make momma proud
>>26725834
they're memeing
>>26725877
nice senpai
>>26724681
Since we are clearly competing with our lot in life. How does it feel to know that no matter how hard you work your life will never be like mine. Born into a wealthy family, got proper financial education and ideals from different family members. Easy mode from the beginning, and my personal success is only limited by my imagination as I have all the resources I need. How does it feel to know that your work is done for the likes of me. You hire a secretary to help you provide services for me. You are, and always will be just a glorified worker.
>>26725831
for a moment I thought OP was rich...
what a phony
even I make 80k...
>>26725915
Cucknadians lmao
>>26725896
Rbc td and BMO are all investment banks retard.
>>26725889
just read this, what do you consider rich then? and what gaps in my list?
>>26725915
I said usd
>>26725913
congrats if you've managed to make something of yourself, it's hard not to when you're given everything on a silver platter
>limited by my imagination
kek so you're a neet, your parents probably h8 you senpai
I think I beat you OP, you sound like a sell-side scrub
>24
>200k after bonus, junior hf analyst
>upper middle class family with large foreign assets
>30k cash cow side business that is managed for me
no real investments right now though
I'm also a massive degenerate, I do a lot of drugs. I have fucked a bunch of girls from the club/tinder but never been in an LTR since I am autistic around girls
Materialistically rich, morally bankrupt. should i just end it now
All the people posting here that 80k is trash.
You're all so full of shit or totally deluded or both.
That is a lot of money by anyone's standards.
Even if you earn that and you talk down on people for less. Still think about you're posting on /r9k/. Lol
>get over yourselves rich fags
>>26725967
Utilities, transportation costs (car payment, gas, insurance, parking if you're in a city), electric, gas, water.
But further you're not "rich" until you either hit the 500k/year mark or you have enough money to buy political influence.
>>26726025
You in nyc?
Money? What do you need money for?
80k and single. Jesus I can only imagine
>>26726095
Buy toys.
>>26726095
Food, water, clothing, a bed to sleep in.
so why are you posting here? you're still an animal
>>26726025
you got me beat, grats
would do drugs and fuck bitches with desu
>>26726043
I have a car but don't use it since I live in walking distance from work. I included that stuff in my rent.
>500k a year
okay, well we have different standards of rich
mine is spending as liberally as possible and still having tons left over to do whatever with
>>26726126
schadenfreude
>tfw air traffic controller
>tfw make 100k a year at 24
>tfw job is actually really exciting and fun unlike OP's boring banking job
>tfw only work 3 times a week
>tfw only work 5 active hours during those days
>tfw literally living the life
still no gf tho
>>26726069
Yes, although I'm originally from Canada
I worked in Toronto for 2 years after graduation at a pension fund which is basically what we do since hedge funds are virtually non-existent because Canada is a shithole
Of course even if I had stayed there and moved up it would still be trash by murrican because of how shitty dollar is
>>26725831
What the fuck are you on about? Starting investment bankers at fucking Goldmann Sacchs of all places make only 70-80k and that's if they are lucky enough to get the job in the first place (3% acceptance rate with hundred thousand applicants per cycle).I'm a poor stem student fuck biochem
op send us screenies of your latest pitchbook
I call bs on you being an analyst
>>26726190
>tfw only work 3 times a week
>tfw only work 5 active hours during those days
Holy shit I want that job. Working 15 hours a week and make six figures? Sounds too good.
>life is so bad that he has to come to /r9k/ of all places to brag
That's very sad
>>26726255
you are legally forced to rest at half of your shift, it's great. the airport I work at isn't so busy either so most of the time I just watch tv or play games on my laptop
>>26726200
Nice. It's rare to see buyside guys on 4chan desu.
>>26726233
Base is 80 but at jp goldmorgan Stanley, etc. The bonus is a lot higher than 15k, and second year base usually goes up to 100-110 (90 if you're really in the shitter) and bonuses come down. After which you peace to a pe or hf.
>>26725153
Anon can i live with you as a maid boy?
>>26725831
yeah it's not 9 to 5 but the volume of deals is way less than in the states so it's waaaay more relaxed
most of my friends got ibanking placements on bay street and shit is still pretty cash although I was not about it since I have health issues
also things are proportionally cheaper in Toronto so the currency doesnt make a difference, its still a good field to get into ESPECIALLY for a young person, to be honest, if i had to be an analyst anywhere it would be Toronto and not NYC
who here /has-to-brag-to-strangers-on-the-internet-because-i-have-no-real-friends/
>>26726112
So youre a child?
>>26726117
>food
There are edible plants and animals all over the place, just eat that
>water
Just find a waterstream and drink it
>clothing
What why? Are you cold? Then light a fire and warm yourself up. If youre still cold, kill a deer and skin it and wear the hide.
>bed
Why? Just sleep anywhere. Use more deerhide if you want to be more comfortable.
>>26726332
I wouldnt be an analyst in either desu. Buy then again I hate finance a lot more than most people in my position.
>>26726025
Congrats bro. That's a bit more than I make now, though my salary and bonus goes up each year.
>also a massive degenerate
>also fucked a bunch of girls
>never done drugs though, just borderline alcoholic
>>26726355
Ain't nothing wrong with being a child senpai. I enjoy my toys :)
>>26726332
why are you even answering for me wtf?
but yes I agree, it's a lot more relaxed, I can leave work for lunch in the market, a friend of mine who works in nyc now can't even leave his desk and gets food delivered to him, that's not life lmao, he's miserable af
>>26726379
smoke pot it's helpful
>>26726332
Nice to see other finance people here too. I'm not in ibanking, that's too brutal. I work in the middle office of a midsize company you probably have heard of if you're in the business. The work is actually quite relaxed, we just do our 9 to 5 or whatever. Much better than sacrificing your life and health for one of the giant ibanks when I'd probably only be making 20-30% more at max.
how do I into rich BF as a degenerate?
man, I'd probably kill myself if I was a banker. what a depressing fucking job
>attempting to hijack thread
Anybody /cfa/ here?
>>26726465
1. dont be a hoe
2. dont spend a lot of money
>>26726485
It's actually quite engaging and fun
>wanted to be a doctor
>go to uni/premed
>fuck wanting to be a doctor
>going to be doing a masters in public health/epidemiology now
what are my prospects senpaitachi, I stopped caring and giving a shit a while ago, wish I did software engineering
I wanted to be a journalist. Then the industry died and I was forced to find a new major. I switched into business school, got my degree in finance and now am in that profession
And I fucking hate it. Yeah I'm making more money than I would have in journalism, but then I would be doing something I want to do with my life. I wouldn't be figuring out ways to turn $1.00 into $1.10. This shit is so boring and I'm just sick of it
So congratulations OP, you might be making bank but I had that option and I just don't want to take it. I think I'm going to save up some cash so I can get my history master's and try to transition into teaching. I just can't see myself being happy otherwise.
