Why are French women so perfect?
>>26722634
as a frenchman myself, it often depresses me
but there are cute ones, I'll admit itfound that one on Tinder. why the fuck does she look like Rin from KS ;_;aka best cripple
>>26722807>implying it's not Lily
>>26722834aye you got shit taste senpai
>>26722868Your waifu a shit.A SHIT.
>>26722634
I'm french and I have managed to get a petite chubby gf. Feels good man.
>>26722897f-fuck you, she's cute ;-;
>>26722912
gg pd, j'suis jaloux
>>26722929
C'est un putain de miracle.
>Why are French women so perfect?
Good Question.
There is a french trip on mtfg. She's full on bonkers, but still top qt.
Maybe it's genetics or something?
>>26723116
I think it's more about the french education.
>>26722634
Aren't they extreme cuntsluts who fuck any chad they come across, though?
That's what American media has told me.
Because they dont shave.
BUSH AND ARMPIT HAIR MASTERRACE7
les resultats sont super sexuels
>>26723381
There's no Chad in France. The Chad in France is named Pierre and he's not a jock with his football jacket on, he's a guy wearing chelsea boots and a blue shirt, always pretending to be an artist.
The american Chad has no chance in France
>>26723426
I agree with this. The french equivalent of the american fratbro only gets bottom barrel skank pussy here in France.
>>26723426
African mandingos too
>>26723503
I'm black. If I learn French do I have a hance?
>>26723492
what? latin fag here please frech anon how i get to bang an artist french girl like i see in movies?
>>26723403
No woman in the world is as beautiful as you, my Spanish rose <3
My gf of 4 years is french.
>best cook ive met
>has GOAT body
I'm a filthy spic and i'm living the dream senpai. Feels fucking good. I love her.
>>26723523
blacks and arabs are the majority in france
>>26723523
Nah it's a /pol/ meme. You can get some cheap dumb whore but unless you're smart, handsome and talented most sexy and interesting girls hate black men in France. Mostly because most of them are dumb thugs.
>>26723560
reeee comme on dit
>>26723547
Zero chance, sorry boss
>>26723566
Don't believe this guy he's obviously never been in France. Sure we have a few of em but they're mostly quarantined to the ghettos. Plus there's police everywhere in normal neighborhoods
>>26723566
Can I get a hot black/arab French gf?
I slept with a French girl I met while in Singapore.
French women have the most boner inducing accent.
>>26723593
well another fantasy that goes to the trash unless i fuck the german chick that gonna be the peak of my sex life
>>26723426
>The Chad in France is named Pierre
Kek massif. Pierre c'est un nom de bourgeois catho.
>>26722634
French here, same as everywhere, they only fuck with Chads, if you're not tall and have a 8/10 face you can't
>>26723649
He's probably an American who doesn't know we all look like a sexier version of Wilmer Valderrama. Don't give up, hermano.
>>26723547
A few words of advice
>learn an artistic skill until you can impress people with it
>Learn to dress /fa/ Seriously everyone is pretty well dressed
>Take care of yourself and your hygiene, despite the cliche french people are quite clean and anal about cleansiness
>Learn how to cook
>>26723624
Do you really want to be beaten by their cousin/brother for being a kufar and sullying her ?
>>26723667
Conneries. Le fratbro amerloque il se tape que les salopes de business school pas les nanas interessantes
>>26723566
in Paris*
>>26723710
>amerloque
>nanas
T'es un beauf ?
>>26723617
they'll be a majority in 20-30 yrs
>>26723731
Non pourquoi ? C'est de l'argot plutot standard sur Paris...
>>26723743
There's more niggers in American than in France. I think we'll be fine. We're still pretty racist.
>>26723668
>Wilmer Valderrama
that bro but i look more like Ricky martin i know it hurts
>>26723676
i have a incredible hygiene, i know how to cook i dont really dress /fa/ and i study some film history and poetry. i just want a pale french girlfriend that smokes cigarettes
>>26723794
>i just want a pale french girlfriend that smokes cigarettes
You've just described 50% of female students in Paris
>>26723760
C'est peut-etre parce que je suis un "sale bobo" mais pour moi a partir du moment ou tu utilises des termes tels que: nana, gonzesse, miss, tantouze, amerloque, chintok, ruskoff, rosbeef, rital, etc tu es tres probablement un beauf.
>>26723794
It's simple go in France then go to a cafe, read a poetry book while smoking some cig and the girls will be attracted by you like magnets.
>>26723560
Why do non-whites hate their own kind so much?
>>26723889
Same reason whites hate us.
>>26723900
Yeah but you just make more of your own kind bro.
We don't need people who think they're bloody Aztecs breeding with us.
>>26723821
>>26723844
you guys think would be that easy? i hear french women are really complicated ihave experience with spanish and german but they must be really different
>>26723889
Same reason black people hate niggers.
And I don't hate hispanics, i just like cute white skinned girls more.
>>26723840
Mouais, mon pere est prof de litterature a la fac et je suis a Sciences Po et on parle tout le temps en argot avec les mots que tu cites
>>26723844
Kek. If you're physcically attractive maybe.
>mon visage quand je m'assois dans un parc en etant habille /fa/ pour lire Zola et que les gens me regardent en riant
>>26723940
You have to understand that to white people, when a majority of another race prefers our race, it's odd, since most of us prefer our own kind.
>black people hate niggers.
All black people are niggers. Quit with this meme. You probably think black science man is a "genius" too.
>>26723776
>there's more niggers in america than in france
Yeah genius, our country has like 7x the population of France.
The difference in France is that Africans and Arabs keep immigrating.
The only group growing quickly in the US is Mexicans, and at least they assimilate and don't blow anyone up.
Italian girls > French girls desu
How do I get laid in Italy and who is their Chad equivalent
>>26723917
I dunno I've lived with french girls all my life and I find american girls way more annoying. French girls are straighforward and ballsy
>>26723969
>and at least they assimilate
Yeah, that's why they want to give 11 million of their illegal kin citizenship.
>>26722912
>tfw my petite chubby french little sister is dating a black foreign guy
Pourquoi did it have to happen..
Do french women like italian men?
>>26723979
I'll take Mexicunts over Mudslimes any day, J'suis Charlie.
>>26723956
faut pas lire Zola aussi. Ils doivent te prendre pour un prolo.
lis du Breton, du Montherlant ou du Flaubert. Tu verras ils ne riront plus mais te desireront
>>26723969
There's more niggers per capita you nigger. and don't worry, once trudeau opens Canada to mass immigration and therefore America you'll discover the joys of arabs
>>26724004
Go back to LARPing as an Aztec Gonzalez.
>>26723980
That sucks bro. Just rape her or something
>>26724012
Je plussoie. Zola c'est chiant en plus.
>>26724022
It's ok, we've got guns :^)
>>26724022
The US and Canada are already very immigrant-friendly.
>>26723961
>it's odd
Maybe 10 years ago.
>all black people are niggers
Nigger isn't a blanket term anymore, a huge number of people reserve it for the thuggish grunts that fill the ghettos and not the educated ones trying to get away from them.
i just want a texan girl ya'll
french are the most whore boring whore whores ew
>>26724071
>Maybe 10 years ago.
No, it's still odd. What proportion of white guys do you suppose prioritize asian girls over white girls? Is it even 5%? I'd estimate closer to 2%. Yet with your races it's literally 70%+ of your males who prefer white women. It's just a tacit admission of inferiority.
>Nigger isn't a blanket term anymore,
Yes it is. You don't have to be a low-pants hanging ghetto coon to be a nigger, you can also be a Shaun King style mulatto agitator and race-hustler.
Both are niggers, in spite of the latter being superficially more eloquent.
>>26723956
Who is the roastie on your poster?
>>26724092
>have to be a ford-driving cousin-fucking horseshit-stepping tobacco-chewing fucktard to be noticed by them
Fuck that.
>>26724092
i just want a qt dirty canadian hipster girl who's into art and dresses like she has schizotypal disorder and has lived on the streets and is part of an underground community that lives in the sewers or something
>>26724130
>cousin-fucking
white westerners are literally the people on earth who do this the least.
It amazes me when some mudshit accuses white people of being "cousin fuckers".
>>26724155
Texasfags do it.
Fuck Texas. Secede already, you fucking hicks.
>>26724012
>Breton
Le surrealisme c'etait un simple concours de bites entre chads excentriques aux egos surdimensionnes
>Flaubert
Le dynamisme typique de Zola manque cruellement... Autant lire Balzac.
Et je doute que des prolos lisent Zola. Il avait beau etre juif et gauchiste, ca n'enleve rien a la qualite et a la complexite de son oeuvre, qui est bien au dessus de ce que le prolo moyen peut apprecier.
>>26724130
>live in Texas
>HS
>History teacher is describing the Renaissance man
>"into poetry, art, science, philosophy, etc"
>says something like "Now girls doesn't that sound like a man?"
>girl speaks up and says "A gay one maybe"
>"I like a man who drives a truck."
why are women so flawed
>>26722634
I guess french roasties are more into sensual casanova type chads than strong-silent ones.
Anna is my waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXPtNTw0Hrk
>>26724424
fuck off nigger, she's mine
>>26722634
Looking at the thumbnail i thought that was anne frank in a jew train on the way to auschwitz
>>26724120
And that, right there, is the difference there is between being red pilled and plain racist.
>>26725047
Fuck off nigger. Go and date your own women if you're "black and proud" like James Brown claimed.
>>26725083
I'm white, and I hope you are trolling. If you aren't, well, i'm sorry to say that you are a nigger mentally.
>>26725124
>I'm white
I pity you enough to hope you never live to see your nation become majority non-white. Because you'll remember me and my words if it does.
>>26725124
>being a race traitor
Get out of my sight
>>26725158
I already forgot what you said, nigger.
>>26722634
tl;dr but im french and french women are disgusting and definetly not raffined at all, the younger are even worse
>>26725316
What does the average French woman look like?
bump for amazing french women
>mfw marrying my French girl in July
honhonhonhon
>>26726730
pics? Is she QT? How do I get one?
>>26723381
Yes, cuckoldry is so prevalent in French culture it's codified into their laws
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA_paternity_testing#France
>>26724125
Brigitte Bardot.
>>26724196
>il defend Zola
>alors qu'il a tout pris aux Goncourt
Zola a rien invente du tout et a juste colle l'etiquette naturaliste sur la demarche des Goncourt, donc tout le monde l'a proclame l'inventeur du mouvement. Vachement de "complexite" oui.
I think France is cool, I'd like to learn about it. How do you learn French?
>>26728893
Duolingo desu senpai
