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>23
>just graduated from Normie University with a decent enough GPA in Strategic Mgmt and Econ
>can't even get a call back for an entry level retail position in my hometown

what the FUCK
the establishment fucking lied to me. How am I supposed to fucking have five years of administrative assistant work if this is supposed to be the LOWEST LEVEL POSITION OF ITS KIND FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEE I JUST WANT TO BE ONE OF YOU BUT YOU WON'T LET ME

girl btw
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>>26721931
>what the FUCK
Have you ever kissed anyone?
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>>26721931

I graduated when I was 23 too. 3.6 GPA in public administration.

3 years later, I can't find anything. I've had like two interviews. Just did an internship and now I'm a substitute teacher.

College is fucking bullshit, and I regret it more than anything else in my life. Do you have mad debt as a result too, OP? I'm 40k in the fucking hole and I'll never pay that shit off.
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>>26721972

once in middle school during spin the bottle but it was a joke the normies were playing on me and the guy that did it made fun of me afterwards for years because of it.
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>22
>last semester at college
>major in data analytics w/ 3.9 GPA
>already have job offers from a variety of companies

You were too dumb for an actual major, huh?
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>>26721998

Also 40k in the hole. My parents realize how royally fucked I am though, and they're considering taking some equity out of the house to help me pay it all off in one lump sum instead of being buttfucked by debt for the rest of my life.

Still voting for Trump.
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>>26721999
That's probably why, then. The normies can tell you're not one of them. Where are you from?
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>>26722023

>data analytics

You mean just like you were too dumb to do pure math or statistics? Congrats for you I guess, you probably went to a good school.
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>>26722023

>Economics isn't a real major
>Strategic Management (meant for future consultants) isn't a real major

fuck off m8
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>>26722061

Took up to Calc 3 with diff eq + linear algebra. Try again, senpai.
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>>26721931
NEET of almost two years here
>not enough experience
>"wrong" specialization
>not enough or too much education

guy btw
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>>26722048

Miami, which is Stacy (but they're all spic so Maria-chad's) central. I've never fit in here because I don't have big fake tits and suck cock for cash and rides in rental Lamborginis
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>>26722076

>meant for future consultants
>can't even get a retail position

Maybe I'll consult you about some fries with my order.
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>>26722105

What is up with the too much education meme? If I want to underachieve and work retail I should be allowed to do that instead of being pushed away for being hurrrrrrrrrr too much time spent in school no jobs for you

but fucking DAQUAAN gets a job because he was smart enough to drop out at 16 to do drugs and take care of his two kids
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>>26722047

I think I might just kill myself, honestly. The problem with education costs is almost entirely a result of guaranteed loans in the first place, but I'd be happy to see any knuckledragging fuck grant me amnesty.

Also, as someone who wasted their time studying civics, let me remind you that your vote means pretty much nothing, and you'd be better off robbing old people of their jewelry and valuables while they're off psychologically masturbating at the polls come election day.

Armor knight is my genericfu by the way, good taste.
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>>26722224

I've considered offing myself too, but I'm an only child and my parents would probably also want to off themselves from the grief. I suffer for them basically.

Armor Knight is best Genericfu, next is Sage
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>mfw degree is actually a hinderance in the jobs i'm applying for
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>>26722374

What degree is it, anon? curious
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you're not a real girl

only trannies post anime pictures that much
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im in the same boat op. just got another rejection email today

can't do it
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>>26722510

I mean you can believe whatever you want anon. I'm simply a big fan of Disgaea and can't express my interest anywhere else except a Trinidadian tapestry-crafting forum without exposing my power level to real people
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>>26722273

Same. I don't want to hurt my parents, but I've failed so miserably, and I'm so consistently unhappy, that I see no genuine way out beyond death.

26, never worked full-time in my entire life. Have never made more than a few thousand dollars in a year, etc. I've just fucked up.

>>26722510

Post anime girls is evidence that you're NOT a girl, you stupid faggot. This is well-established, and if you had been longer than 3 days, you'd know that already.
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>21
>no job
>no uni
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>>26722560

Fucking Mall stores sending me emails that they're not looking for someone with my skill set but to try again in a few months. Like what the fuck, I got a 2140 on my SATs and I can't get a job
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get your resume up to par, go through multiple drafts and don't delete any old drafts

talk to a career advisor at your university's career services for help with all this shit

assuming of course this isn't just some retarded bait post
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>>26722624

>implying advisors aren't just failures at life themselves and try to compensate for their own ineptitude by counseling others into fake normie ideas of success

yeah no
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>>26722593
He just said he's not a real girl. Dont forget to take your antipsychotics
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> believing the college Jew
Was unemployed for like a year after high school. Did a cuck dishwasher job for six months, quit
Through connections got a job as a teller
Saved enough money, quit and paid a course to get a CDL
Applied for a job last Saturday, interviewed Tuesday, got a job offer for 21.81 starting and I'm only 21 after some experience I'll move on to make 55-60k a year
ALL FROM A TWO MONTH COURSE THE WEEKENDS
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you're female so fuck off, it's 100 times easier for you. just look pretty and you will eventually get hired by some beta
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>>26722700
Yep. College was good when very few people were doing it.

Now everyone has it so it is meaningless PLUS most people are fucking incompetent at all they do, so companies feel even less like taking a try with someone who isn't a known quantity.

Tbh, colleges are fine, it's just that there are far too many people all around. If there was a need for 30 people with a certain degree, but only 28 of those existed, then there would be no issue in getting jobs. As it stands, you are competing with thousands and a lot of those are old farts with decades of experience who won't retire and don't mind working for pennies. You can't compete.


Now if you get an actual skill that few people actually have, then you're set.
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>faggots with degrees and shit complaining about being "unemployable"

25.
Was NEET for 3 years.
Only had 1 job for 6 months.
Only just started going to college about a year and a half ago and it'll be another year or two before I can get a decent qualification from it.

I'm fucked.
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>>26722683
are you retarded?

they're educated and probably have a higher degree than yours, it's their job, and they most certainly aren't failures. career services advisors help you to market yourself as a job candidate better so you can land that job you want.

undermining someone as unsuccessful when you can't even get an entry-level position on your own is pretty pathetic

but whatever, i gave you the best advice in this entire thread and you can choose to continue shitposting and being a retard, i couldn't care less
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>>26722822
I blame the fad that TO HAVE A GOOD LIVE YOU HAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE
That shit was shoved down our throats all the time in high school
What if some people aren't into that?
What a about trade jobs?
College is still good if you want to commit the years to becoming a doctor, lawyer, etc
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>>26722920
Just get a cdl bro
Do you want to waste your youth in school? You'll be out and best case scenario with a job in your mid 30s
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>>26722103
>he thinks that those are hard classes
Oh boy oh boy oh boy
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>>26722047
Why let your parents pay for your mistake? Join the military and have them pay it off you cuck .
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>European
>Get into a good college for free just have to have good grades
>Years of dedication
>Get employed in a factory

I mean, it's not that bad, the pay is good, but i feel like i've wasted alot of time.
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>>26724037

>women
>military

Why, so I can go and get raped by Chads all day for minimum wage and a blown off limb? No thanks normie
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>>26724173
Lol or maybe you will learn a sense of self worth and stop feeling like the world owes you something. Newsflash, it doesn't and no one gives a shit.
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>>26721998
Anon, I'm a few years younger than you are. I'm going through college as of now and trying to carve out a future for myself.

If you really think college is a mistake, what do you think you'd have rather done if you were as old as I am? And I mean realistically.
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>>26724372

Does graduating with two majors and minor from one of the best universities in the US with above average grades, doing work study throughout my education, and having a summer internship not count for fucking anything anymore? Now I've got to go out and die for my country too? Fuck off dude seriously. At this point, yeah the fucking world DOES owe me a god damned job. The establishment told me I'd be employed before I even left college, and what the fuck do I have to show for it.
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>>26722103
You're a fucking idiot if you actually think those are hard math classes.
I'm not even a math major.
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>>26721931

Maybe you should apply to relevant shit in a place it's needed. I studied behavioral science. Instead of applying for the hardware store in my hometown I applied to hospitals and universities. After that it's just me the best applicant. Easy as fuck considering how retarded everyone is. Just be yourself is the best advice there is. If you don't make it you were destined to lose. How could anyone be beneath a normalfag in value or ability?
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Unemployable here, but the only reason I have a job is because mummy gave me one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE
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>>26721931
You gotta know people to get that first job. That's how I got it.
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>>26721931
>24
>never went to college
>high school dropout
>GED
>over 6 years of work experience now
Maybe you should stop being a stuck up faggot and apply for lower potions and actually get some connections.
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>>26725670

please explain what is lower than retail bitch at the mall, anon.
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>>26722822
Yup. It's so obvious, but the politicians pretend it doesn't exist-it's almost never addressed in debates.

There are too many people and too few jobs.
This will get worse over time with increased automation across all job sectors.

>you need a job to survive
>there are like 10 jobs
>revolution because people aren't going to just lie down and let themselves and their families starve to death

or

>realize that jobs are becoming increasingly obsolete
>impose a basic income that comes into effect IF AND ONLY IF strict controls on birth rates are obeyed
>because the Earth, given our technology now, doesn't have enough resources to support everyone on the dole

Basically kill yourself so that when you're born again as a human (but there's no definitive way to determine whether or not "you" will be born again as a human, even in the next 10,000 years) so you can skip this gay ass transitional period.
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>>26727041
>strict controls on birth rates are obeyed
The reason that won't happen is because the government, as it currently works, is pretty much a pyramid scheme. We NEED that increasing number of people to pay for the people before them and so on.

That it lowers people's value (by increasing the amount of people, "offer" goes up, so demand must go down) is only a side-effect.

It's very lucrative for the companies, though. Well, the big ones, anyway.
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>>26721931
>buisiness major
>no contacts
that's where you fucked up
business majors have it super easy in college because they're supposed to be out making friends and networking constantly
in business it's not what you know, it's who you know and how you know them

I took CS so I can be a socially awkward fag and still get a job because I just have to be tolerable to talk to and put out decent code
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>>26727187
> making friends
> super easy
You did look at the sub you're at, right?
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