Ask me anything....
Or better yetHELP ME
are you a fat fuck?
>>26717066
should I be glad I can't smell that room?
describe the smell to me please
>>26717097
I can't smell anything
My dad complains a lot though.
I've been telling myself I'll shower and change every day for a week now. But now I just wish I could be bothered to cum somewhere else besides my stomach
>>26717080
Getting there again.
>>26717066
Who's the girl in that drawing
>>26717066
What's on your mind right now OP?
>>26717142
I've lost all meaning in life again. I can't be bothered to work towards anything. I don't want to deal with normal life.
>>26717134
the best girl
lmfao i have that same glass water bottle.
>>26717066
how many blue MnM's are in that bag?
>>26717116
Is nice that you let your dad live with you
>>26717066
What is the suitcase for? Do you travel a lot?
>>26717066
make youtubes of you cleaning up the room senpai
>>26717212
>I've lost all meaning in life
Why don't you go shoot up a school?
>>26718372
This. You should do this.
>>26717066
Clean that shit up. If you don't have a place to put it, better yet, throw the majority of that clutter in the garbage.
>>26717066
>all those redrooster bags
do you live walking distance from one or something?
their flayva wraps are pretty tight
grab a couple of garbage bags and u could clean that shit in less than an hour. vacuum afterwards.
my room was way worse for a few months i just kept it dark and ignored it. i had like 20 spit cups with fly babies gestating inside. tons of food plates and garbage lying on every surface. finally just said fuck living in this filth and filled 2 trash bags in like 45min. i can actually navigate my room now. u should do this. and the whole i'll do it tomorrow thing lasted for a week or 2. when u are really bored just do it.
>>26718394
also that picture of the girl
ive seen you post here many times before
you're the pedo guy right?
Are you fat?
Why don't you have a path on the floor?
>>26718375
I can't be bothered walking 200m to buy alcohol, I doubt I can do something as cool as that
>>26718372
I may do that. What's the appeal though?
>>26718394
>all those redrooster bags
>do you live walking distance from one or something?
>>26718411
I've only been living here a week since my mum kicked me out.
>>26718423
n-no
>>26717066
what was your last meal?
>>26717066
>luggage
>soccer ball
You're normal as fuck.
Someone pls summon fridge anon
>>26717212
>I've lost all meaning in life again. I can't be bothered to work towards anything. I don't want to deal with normal life.
i feel the same
>>26718477
dude, i'm surprised you could find anything in that picture. if you compiled a book of robot rooms you'd have fucking i spy haha.
>>26718452
The appeal is watching a disgusting room get cleaned. It's an opening into YOUR world. It's fun to escape from our own realities and explore others. Please upload your room getting cleaned, or you exploring it.
>>26718469
I don't really have meals
I've been nibbling on cookies, soda and a burger for the past 6 hours.
>>26718477
>luggage
I don't get it. The suitcase is my bedside table
>soccer ball
A soft toy
>>26718548
Do I talk during? I don't really want to do that.
How do you hold the camera?
This all sounds really difficult.
>>26718452
have you got something in your ass in that pic?
>>26718561
Have you got a good camera at all? Just hand held will do, if you don't wobble it around that much. Holding one handed and cleaning with the other could work. You could always put it down on a table and let it record while you clean.
Talking isn't necessary, maybe some anime music playing while you clean and some motivational anime girls talking would be good.
It can actually be really fun to upload to youtube, and if you feel like doing it, grab some free editing software like VSDC.
>>26718452
do you huff spray paint ?
>>26718452
I see QEII on those banknotes and they look plasticy like our canadian notes. australian?
>>26718636
Those are indeed dollery-doos m8
>>26718645
take a picture of your yard if at all possible.
>>26718658
Not OP but it's 11:48PM here in Aus
>>26718452
why so much cash? you a prostitute or drug dealer? or is it like a shrine for that cumdumpster?
>>26718595
Why don't you use something that's not shit? Like blender?
I probably won't make the video until I can be bothered. How will you find it?
>>26718724
The later except she's not a cumdumpster.
>>26718743
Thanks for the heads up on blender, I'll start using that senpai.
>>26718743
so you send her that pic and that's supposed to get her wet somehow? it could work
>>26718801
No, I just pleasure myself
>>26717066
More photos op. I want to see more of your room.
>>26717066
Is it comfy???
The neet life.
>>26720755
Getting to do whatever I want when I want?
It's pretty amazing. I love it but it's just not sustainable when you run out of money or people willing to let you leech off them.
I lived a long time in worse conditions and was absolutely isolated. You do start losing your mind. It all progressively gets worse every day. Sitting in red rooster with accidentally pulling your dick out, completely oblivious to everything around without even being able to remember how you got there, people looking at you like a freak because you shaved half your hair off and smell like shit, piss and cum, they can see the mold stains on your shirt you haven't changed in two weeks. It's a fun experience overall, would recommend.
>>26720927
Sounds quite intersting thanks for the response.
>>26718452
>this is what a pedophiles life looks like
>see picture for mfw
Successful and/or brilliant people are often notoriously messy. Penicillin was discovered because Alexander Fleming didn't clean his lab.
the sadness in your photo appears to be collapsing in on itself
>>26722512
No, because he forgot washing his dishes when he went on vacation.
>>26717066
you call that a messy room?
>>26718452
is that your pissbottle on the left?
Please send more pictures, this is somewhat comforting to see other peoples mess
>>26723929
>that roach
Disgusting, OP should learn from you.
>>26724141
What roach? There aren't any roaches in my room.
>>26724328
srsly brobot? srsly?
>>26724328
yes there are
I can think of one right now
clean your fucking room man. we can tell its been since before christmas because you still have the wrapping paper and boxes shoved into the corner of your room.
That would probably be a pretty /comfy/ room if you just made the damned bed and picked up all the trash off your floor. Come on nigga, you have all the time in the world, don't live in filth.
>>26723929
>Asperger's on the Job
zenith kek
>>26723929
This isn't a competition
>>26724141
Where's the roach at anon?
>>26724724
There hasn't been a messy room competition on /r9k/ since fridgebro claimed the crown.
>>26725501
fridgebro is probably dead
we may need to crown a new temporary king
if/until fridgebro returns
>>26717066
Why is your bed curved
>>26717066
>>26717116
Move out from your parents. Don't have to go to college (ASSUMING YOU ARENT UNDERAGE), you can just buy an apartment somewhere. Trust me dude moving out and separating from all the filth my bedroom collected for 18 years and away from my unsupportive parents improved every aspect of my life from fitness to social skills to to motivation to intelligence.
>>26718372
That is actually a very smart idea! Make a little YouTube hustle money, get support from people. The channel will be very popular nothing like that has been done before, but it will make people feel better about their own messy rooms and inspire them to clean up.
Make it a long ass series where you just talk about your depression and clean up a tiny bit for each video.
>>26717212
it's probably because you are a pedo, anon
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>26726197
>nothing like that has been done before
Remember this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY
