Come post your feels.
>on the cusp of the healthy/overweight bmi
>eat my feelings so it's hard to lose pounds and keep it off
>hair gets like fry an egg greasy if i miss one day of showering
>can't into makeup
>don't know how to dress myself after studying fashion magazines because i don't understand style
>can't into doing cute girl thing like cooking or drawing or singing
>can't talk to men
>still live at home where any male interaction is brother and dad
>my weiner dog is the only male in my life not related to me
I know there are sisters out there who have it worse than me, you are not alone.
>he goes on 4chan
>on /r9k/
>to make a thread pretending to be a girl
>for free
And I'd still happily lick all of the sweat and grease from between your shoulder blades.
Fuck off.
>tfw find out qt new bf is a robot
i'm a little worried about that
>tfw have to stay shut in at home for a few days after seeing him because it's so overwhelming because i'm a shy awkward piece of shit
>tfw too insecure to believe anyone could ever like me
>>26715543
Not pretending, I'm so lonely I seek even a bit of human contact here.
>on the cusp of the healthy/overweight bmi
Is healthy the new obese? Is muscular the new anorexic?
This is now a fat hate thread
>>26715513
Malenon feels? tfw no women ask me out I'm gunna kill mahself
>>26715513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BHgPgnW5uk
Please kill yourself immediately
>>26715588
I meant on the bmi calculator there are categories for weight. I have 23.8 which is in the normal weight category but getting too close to the overweight one.
>>26715614
> close to overweight
That means you're overweight. You're not "normal" if you're 5lbs away from being overweight
>>26715655
more like 10 pounds
>>26715671
Congratulations, you're 20lbs away from normalcy
>>26715513
>can't this
>can't that
not with that fucking attitude
grow up, and this is coming from another female. no one wants to hear your self-inflicted problems.
>>26715655
>> close to overweight
>>That means you're overweight.
no that's literally what the guidelines exist for
to medically classify whether or not someone is overweight
if your bmi is not in the "overweight" category then you're not overweight
could you stand to lose some weight? sure, but who's perfect?
stop being an antagonistic shitlord.
>period just started
>i hate everybody - even more
>>26715793
So incapable of holding yourself to a standard. You dare associate yourself with femininity? Disgusting.
>>26715602
Hello, cumdumpster! I thought your nudes being leaked scared you off.
Remember, they are going to be on the Internet forever. It's a mistake you can never take back.
>>26715859
Dam I look pretty good.
What's wrong anon? Angry you can't stick your raw cock inside my tight pussy?
>>26715843
I'm not OP
I'm just a concerned citizen
women should be the fat gender, they are born with a double layer of fat. men burn fat easier.
it's fat men that are feminine, not fat women that are masculine.
now stop trying to piss people off because I can see your underage b& from here
>tfw no fellow femanon friends
The only time I made friends with one they blocked me. THANKS KIKI, FUCK YOU.
>>26715987
> just a concerned citizen
Holy fuck I hate reddit. Go white night on some plus sized gone wild subreddit, fat fetishist.
>>26715953
>Dam I look pretty good.
kekd, i like a cumdumpster with a sense of humor
>>26715953
do you ever appreciate that you get to be a girl
>2016.
>STILL don't have a weeb, virgin gay gf
Haven't been to class in two weeks despite making a 4.0 last semester. Probably gonna off myself
>need to go out to buy food for my cat
>hear a very loud male voice speaking in gibberish
>starts laughing like goofy the cartoon character
>whatthefuck.jpg
>realize it's my senpai
>think he's talking to someone else so ready to fly in a fit of jealous rage
>realise he's just talking to himself in different voices
>mfw he didn't even notice me because he was too busy with his hallucinations
Also, OP stop eating your feelings there's no better feel than an empty stomach, I feel so accomplished.but i'm an anorexic piece of shit
>>26715953
wahh wahh wahht happen to its face?
>>26715953
No, I'm glad, I only have sex with my own race.
>>26716259
Brown eyes are subhuman on niggers and whites.
>>26716200
how does a lesbian lose her virginity?
>>26716234
Gtfo stacy you fucking normie
>>26716290
>Stacy
>virgin
>mentally ill
>Rodge tier half asian
o k
>>26716287
Doing anything sexual.
>>26716277
Shh or you'll turn Stacies into roasties! We have to at least give them a pity fuck after impregnating the green/blue eyed women so they don't go crazy. Besides they can be so worth it even if your balls are near empty
>>26715953
Not the same anon but i would give you 10k for a night of hard fucking if your intrested. Im not joking either
>>26716336
>10k for a non-virgin, acne scarred plagued old thai lady
wew beta
>>26716336
Or you could invest in my inventions and quadruple your cash and help fund he cure for arthritis and possibly other diseases! Then we'll go to Russia and get brides and see the world! Whaddaya say??
>>26716318
pls be my gf i love crazy grills
>>26716365
Maybe. Except i want that 4chan poster just for the feeling. Man it is a dream scenerio for me to fuck a girl from here
Gonna give this a bump, see how it plays out lads.
>>26716318
wanna be friends? i need a femanon friend to discuss fem feels withUnless you're kiki. Fuck Kiki.
>>26716657
I'm not kiki, let's be friends femanon
>>26716729
Contact info? Famalamarambloxxxxxxx
>>26716739I'm too paranoid to give my skype out but email me [email protected] with your skype or I'll give you mine whatever works best
>>26716775
Okok will do
Pls don't be a boy
>>26716739
>>26716775
>>26716797
can i play too? promise i wont flash my cock? :]
>>26716815
No greasy boys allowed
>>26716836
>Boys
>Greasier than you roasties
>>26716836
ah i love a grill that plays hard to get ;)
>>26716815
No sir-ee
Girls only club
>>26716775
Emailed you anon
>>26715953
R u really an asian girl?
>>26716894
Nobody will ever be this desperate, autist.
>tfw i've been in love with the same guy for 7 years now
>tfw went to a friend's pool and saw him shirtless
>tfw can't stop thinking about his body and masturbating
>>26716327
>>26716259
That's not how phenotypes work you know
>>26715859
Pinoy gave out her trip code a while ago dumbass nigger
Anyone can be Pinoy
>>26716657
>tfw i fucked kiki
>>26715513
>my weiner dog is the only male in my life not related to me
Why don't you train on him so you are good at pleasing males when you finally meet your cream bf
>>26717109
Please shut the fuck up you degenerate slut.
Get raped
>can't stop eating
>throw up
>eat more
>throw up
My whole pathetic, stupid life is spent fantasizing about food. At work, getting ready for work, in the car, first thing after I wake up, last thing before I sleep.
>live alone
>no friends bc distraction from food
>no bf bc they want me to "change" kekkiest of keks
If shit gets too bad, I can always throw myself off the top floor of my building. I hope I interrupt Stacy's commute when my brain dura splatters on her Weiitzman 5050s.
Time to eat, anons.
>fat evil and friendless beyond salvation
>spend every day laughing and enjoying myself because I embrace it
>browse 4chan
>be a kook
>create neat shit
>probably feels exactly what male NEETdom feels like without the burden of a shattered ambition
>>26717929
>>26717969
Post landwhale tiddies
>>26718002
You guys have to stop fapping to fatties.
It's one thing to settle IRL, but when you force your own psyche to settle for fat chicks by masturbating, It's some masochistic self-flagellating shit.
>>26715513
>start jogging
>stop being a child
>stop washing hair for 2months and it stops
>dont into makeup
>wear w/e
>do w/e
>theyre people lel
>save up
>fuck feminism
Fixed your problems, fatty. GODSPEED
>>26715953
>coming to this board to b8 losers uglier than you (rare irl)
>>26718074
>responding to a troll
How new are you faggots?
This shit isn't even 6 months old
Who's your husbando, femanon? Which anime male character would you make as BF?
>>26719131
>Who's your husbando, femanon?
I hate myself, you see, Rudy.
> quarter life crisis
> realize at some point mummy cucked me so hard that I became full codependent in my 20s
> have no opinions of myself beyond chubby and lonely and being an impostor, literally have to be told what to do
> want to do something earnest one time
> want to make a shojo manga even if it's just one volume
> don't believe in myself, won't even write a short story
> have no artist friends to collab or draw inspiration from
> too scared to create a doujin club at uni
> tfw unfulfilled in life
>>26719131
not her but Marth is my husband 2bh
>>26715953
I'd rather stick it in your ass. Have you tried anal?
>>26719305
Start a CYOA to draw inspiration from here on r9k.
>>26715513
>tfw only boys under 6'7 hit on you
I just wish I could fall into the comfiest coma known to man and that someone would eventually pull the plug on me.
I can't into life anymore.
>>26719159
>tfw i associate myself with papyrus
I can make a really good dish of spaghetti too
>>26719371
>I can't into life anymore.
Why not?
>>26719342
I might try drawfagging on /co/ or /v/ since y
they enjoy mediocre sketches. The few times I posted on /ic/ they didn't call me shit, which was surprising.
>>26719434
All in all anon, I don't hate myself. I just fucking hate how difficult every single human interaction is. I hate being approached by males too. Also, hypersensitivity makes me hate everyone because I am incredibly adept at identifying when a person is an asshole, 99% of people are assholes.
>>26719434
I'm just exhausted all the time anon, and I just want to be comfy. I really just want to be comfy the whole day.
>tfw im a male to tomboy
>tfw i cant into fashion
>tfw im the failest girl ever
>tfw i dont even belong here
>tfw i would look like shit even if i knew how to dress myself
>>26719371
I feel you.
I just want to go to sleep forever. I hope they have anime in heaven.
how many femanons took a nice poop today
>>26715582
No one
I mean no one
Wants a disgusting virgin who is willing to do creepy degrading sex acts
It's gross
>>26715584
Girls like you are really easy to manipulate. Ur guys prolly not doing it but I sure would
>>26715793
No if you look fat you're overweight
Doctors don't decide men do
>>26715793
>but who's perfect?
i'm perfect
>>26720128
Me too anon-san. Anime and music. Is there even is such a thing as heaven. I've died before though anon (and then came back to life), trust me, it's very comfy and there is indeed a white light. The white light, when you start following it... Your body feels the comfiest I have ever felt, happiness invades your every inch.
buying healthy weight gf, bls respond
>>26719768
No fuck you. You don't get to fucking take the term tomboy for yourself you mentally ill faggot.
>>26719768
>male to tomboy
so... you're male
>>26715513
>tfw people wont understand im lonely :(
>tfw all betas who hit on me make less than 100k and are under 6'6
>tfw haven't had sex with Chad in two days
>tfw Chad won't ejaculate over my face because im not his favorite anymore
>tfw i cried in front of the mirror after Tyrone only let me suck his BBC in the bathroom of my favorite nightclub and left me alone for the rest of the evening after
>tfw i cry because our planet is dying but i still spend 80% of my time shopping
>tfw my new pair of high heels was broken and I had to give a hug to my beta provider to get a new pair
>tfw chad doesnt like your facebook profile picture but 4748 betas do
>tfw your instagram activity feed is too big and you cant read it all
>tfw starbucks was closed and i had to drink a cup of coffee for less than 15$
>tfw robots wont agree i am just like them
>>26715587
That's what most of us are here for to begin with
Might as well start a conversation. What are you up to, OP?
