How the fuck do you compete when most Chads have a cock like this?
>>26713789
Women are pretty shit at blowjobs so I think if you aimed to get better at blowjobs while also being clean and shaved you could probably outcompete them in getting big Chad dick
Go after ugly virginal girls. Don't pretend they don't exist just because you feel like you're too good for them. They exist and you at least have a shot
>>26713789
Simple, I just fuck the Chads
Grab something sharp and cut his cock off.
>>26713830
this. ugly shy virgin homebody gf is the ultimate goal
>>26713789
beat the chad at money or find the right girl lol. no one starts dating someone for their dick size (usually)
>>26713789
by putting it in my mouth and sucking it until it's dry
>>26713865
Even that's probably too attractive for most robots to hope for
that dick looks like to would fit nicely in my mouth
>>26713865
Oh god I'd spread her clit around with my tongue for hours
>>26713865
pic not related obviously
>>26713789
I swear to god you guys obsess over cock size too much. I've been with 21 men, all different types of dicks. As long as you are at about the 4.5-5 inch range that's fine. Anything bigger than 7 is too large for me and most of the girls I've been friends with.
The only thing that's a deal breaker for me is premature ejaculation.
>>26714073
what do you mean by premature? i don't last very long inside, 30-40 seconds tops.
>>26713789
Because Chads who have dicks that size are usually fucking other Chads, not Staceys.
source:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10410197
>>26714109
That's premature. No girl has time to get off in that period.
5 minutes is pushing it but if it's really intense than I can generally get off in time and be okay. Just regular speed you need to last 10-15 minutes. Anything longer than 20 I have usually had a couple of orgasms so I dry out and start to hurt, also not mentally into it anymore.
>>26714073
>The only thing that's a deal breaker for me is premature ejaculation.
oh well
>>26714222
If a guy came within a minute, would you tell your friends or keep it to yourself? Would you just grab your clothes and leave?
>>26714073
guy detected, girls think that every cock bigger than 6 inches is 9 inches.
>>26713789
ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH I WANT THAT DICK IN MY BUTT, BACK IN NOVEMBER I WAS STRAIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK, FUCK YOU R9K YOU MADE THIS TO ME, YOU TURNED ME INTO A HUGE COCKSLUT
>>26714360
I've had it happen to me once and I was nice about it because you could tell he was ashamed. I still slept there that night.
Yes I told my close friends, although they didn't know him. Girls talk about fucking just like you guys do so yes bad experiences do get spoken about.
>>26713789
>Chad can give his cock a twirl
>You have never kissed a girl
>>26714366
Why would I pretend to be a girl lol? My second bf was exactly 7 inches (he fucking measured it in front of me once) so I kinda compare size based on him and think I'm good at it.
>>26714370
>tfw fags on /r9k/ tell you to try out a prostate massager
>nothing but pain, shit and a mess
>didn't even feel that good
Never again.
>>26714457
You need to train your butthole, take a shit and lube properly before trying anything anon, what the fuck were you thinking?
>>26714397
Guys can't have bad experiences, all vaginas are almost universally the same. However men are at a natural disadvantage because they can't control when they cum and can't keep going after they cum.
I have a gf of 4 years and I'm HORRIBLE at lasting long. My average is probably 60 seconds. We don't use condoms. I know she wants to cheat on me for it. It doesn't help that I have a femdom fetish and want to be made fun of for cumming fast. Makes me suicidal
>>26714517
You wouldn't tell your friends if my crotch smelled awful? I am the most paranoid person about that and check myself 10 times a day. Never really smell unless I don't bathe for a couple days and work out in between but I'm still crazy about it.
>>26714457
just get a real dildo and get high, you'll riding that shit like crazy in no time
>>26714570
Girls only have to shower, but guys have to literally will into existence their orgasm while doing something designed to make them orgasm. No I wouldn't tell anyone, bc it would be embarrassing for all parties involved. Wheras if a guy cums fast only he is embarrassed. I forget my point, but dick size is nowhere near the #1 thing on my mind
Chad isn't some god like figure with a massive schlong
Chad is a 6/10 skinnyfat dudebro with an average pecker who's outspoken and confident and has a wide social circle
>>26714517
>can't keep going after they cum
Speak for yourself. I never had a refractory period.
>implying we can compete with Chads in the first place
>implying we should even try
Familia,stop making my sides stop existing.
>>26713789
lab grown penis replacement.
>http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/laboratory-grown-penises-ready-be-tested-humans
WHAT THE FUCK ITS ALMOST AS LONG AS HIS LEG
>>26714366
This is kind of true. I have a 5.5" dick, but I like to believe I'm fairly girthy. Some girl I fucked said it was "like 7 inches". Women have terrible spatial awareness.
Why should I care about my dick size when I can't even get to point of a girl wanting to see it
>>26714570
Why have you been dicked by over 20 people? Daddy not loving you is not an excuse.
Here, take this rare dank pepe. Maybe it will make you look like OG Mudbone :^)
>>26713865
she's the kind of ugly that's attractive though, she has a symmetrical face and she isn't fat / pimpled / looks nice and clean
id eat her out for days
>>26713789
He can't penetrate most girls fully. It must be really unfulfilling having to hold back from fully penetrating.
>>26716759
my wife said she managed to take an 10 incher balls deep in college. she had to take two days off work to "drain" herself (it takes a while for that cum to drip out when its been blasted a foot inside of you)
>tfw 5.5 inch dick
suicide booths when?
>never understood cricket
>look up the rules
>bunch of random mumbo jumbo bullshit with lodged wickets, stumps, bowlers, no fielding sense or any athleticism involved
This game is fucking gay. It makes no sense and 99% of the time the "players" are standing around in fancy shoes, dress pants and polo shirts.
>>26716759
>>26716971
>>26717002
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
>>26714570
I dont get this, why go into detail more than maybe " i had sex with x " or are you out to hurt their reputation? I always hear wonen say they talk about this to their girl friends but ive never heard a guy talk like this. Its easy to be critisize when pretty much all pressure is on the guy
>>26717373
Arsenal and Spurs playing cup games when Leicester are LITERALLY on holiday edition.
Still top in February sub-edition.
News:
>Drinky, Jamesy, Vardy go to Dubai together
>Mahrez' birthday today
>Ranieri in Rome
>ALL players been off all week, come back tomorrow.
>>26717300
>>26717296
everyday I browse this website I take moot's complaint about australians more seriouslykeep on shitpostin' in the meme world
>>26717373
Stop this. In normie culture, guys talk their past girlfriends/whores out too.
It's nothing extra-ordinary either, it's just... Being human. You connect bad memories and humor to the experience that wasn't to your favour.
And yes, girls can be talked out the same way. She had THIS giant clit. She gave me the STDs. She refused to suck my cock. And so on.
AND HERES TO YOU DANNY DRINKWATER
LEICESTER LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU WILL KNOW OOOOAAAWWOOAAHHH
>>26713789
>implying she ever lets you fuck her
>>26717373
>>26717470
>>26717427
>>26717387
No ACL thread?
>24.02. 16:45 Melbourne Victory (Aus) Shanghai SIPG (Chn) 1-0 HT
>24.02. 18:30 Suwon (Kor) vG-Osaka (Jpn)
>24.02. 18:30 Urawa (Jpn) v Sydney FC (Aus)
>24.02. 19:30 Guangzhou Evergrande (Chn) v Pohang (Kor)
>24.02. 19:30 Pakhtakor (Uzb) v Al-Hilal (Sau)
>24.02. 20:30 Tractor (Irn) v Al Jazira (Uae)
>24.02. 23:00 Al Ain (Uae) vAl Jaish (Qat)
>25.02. 01:10 Al Ahli SC (Sau) v Nasaf Qarshi (Uzb)
>>26717470
>>26717470
>>26717470
>destroy the team by having a crazy asking price, forcing them to jettison some players like Iggy and Bogut
>destroy the chemistry of the team by being a fucking ball hog
>destroy the media perception of the Warriors and making impossible expectations the team will never live up to
>Based God curse will transfer to the Warriors
I'm gonna be so happy when the Warriors are destroyed with KD in it
>>26716728
did anyone else feel this would happen? i just never felt like they would actually fight
positive: conor gets through diaz, we get longer build up for RDA/conor
negative: FW title stays on ice and no conor/robbie @ 200
>>26714457
>>26714517
let's talk some cfb, boys. nothing really happening right now but we've got a whole season to look forward to this fall. my hot take to start things off is: Christian McCaffrey will not be a Heisman finalist this year
>>26716631
>suarez misses 3 taps in
GOAT
>Chicharito misses 2 tap ins
shit
why the double standards
Who else wants to see Conor Remove Khabib from the premises?
>>26717470
I dont think its the same way, well except for the big clit part maybe.
You wouldnt tell your friends if you caught an std or if she didnt suck your dick, thats pathetic.
Its just being an asshole if tell everyone what a big clit she has, how big his dick is, how he didnt last etc.
I agree that it goes both ways but there is no doubt in my mind its pretty one sided seeing how thr pressure to preform in bed is mostly on men
>>26717611
You do realize Lawler really weighs 190, right? Connor's way out of his depth there.
>>26717611
>Anderson Silva vs. Michael Bisping
Bisping
>Gegard Mousasi vs. Thales Leites
Leites
>Tom Breese vs. Keita Nakamura
Breese
>Francisco Rivera vs. Brad Pickett
Rivera
Well OP, cocks like that are scary and would be hard to blow as well as take in without it ramming too much against the womb or whatever. Shit hurts. I don't think most girls care; most girls I've talked to say big cocks like that are uncomfortable inside.
You're supposed to be able to hit the g-spot one or two inches in. That's what girls like or care about. Angles and getting against the g-spot.
Its Photoshop because hes not Black
>>26713789
I have a cock like that. Not that any girl will care since they see my face and don't want to be involved with me at all.
>>26717994
Man, Dos Anjos keeps injuring himself.
Happened right after the Pettis fight and happened in between fights he was supposed to take.
Conor's nuthuggers are enjoying this because their boy can act like a jackass for a few more months.
Conor's going to fight another top fighter who will come in on short notice, beat the shit out of Conor for 1.5 rounds and gas. Lucky bastard that Irish.
>>26717809
>>26717741
>>26717427
FIFTEEN MINUTES LADS UNTIL COMOR MAKES FABER RICHER
WEW
>tryhard baby dicked beaners who wished they were socal white boys
>the beaners that worship said beaners
>>26713789
i run an online gaming team with this dude who's a legit 9/10 male model tier. (i've skyped with him a bunch of times). he's 5'11, claims an average cock and he's running up and down clubs all weekend. anyone who's made it can tell you, unless you're a chode, its the least important thing. chodes go kill yourself though for real.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YO HOLD UP LEMME CATCH MY BREATH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>I RATE OZIL
>LE SPICY MEME
>AGENT CECH RUINING ARSENAL FROM THE INSIDE
>LE GIROO IS A GOOD STRIKER
>ZERO CLS
>2 TROPHIES IN 10 YEARS
lads im dying someone help me
>>26717741
>>26717809
>>26717002
Ignorant burguer here. Just saw the match, is arsenal a top team in England?
Serious question.
