I want a bf. A real, live, breathing bf. Not even a Chad, or "cute boy", just any male that can meet my minimum requirements.
>tfw all the males I know just see me as a potential fucktoy so I can't be actual friends with them
>can't even have sex because my virginity is reserved for future husbando
How the fuck do I get a bf? I just want one who is christian, not degenerate, and will tolerate me spending a large portion of my life on mmorpgs. I even tried finding one online, but most of them failed the second requirement.
How for are you willing to move?
>>26712901
>christian
Dropped.
>>26712901
>christian
>on r9k
>>26712901
and brings you dinner after work right? your bf would casually play mmo's with ya, but he's done with that phase and would rather shitpost on 4chan and read about companies to invest in.
everyday he comes from work, brings you your favorite take out dinner, kisses you and takes a shower. he gets on his computer near yours and just chills out with you doing his own thing until it's time for bed.
he likes singing Gospel songs, but he dreads the sermons.
he doesn't like to go out because he works and free time is precious. but he will take you shopping and get you where you need to be when you have plans.
he is messy, but he's a good cook. he tries to stay fit, but not too seriously.
>>26712901
>Christian
What denomination are you?
>Mmorpgs
Which ones are you currently playing?
Tell us more about yourself femanon.
>>26712901
Wow, oldschool, PoE? List games
>>26712986
>Femanon
I think pic implies it is actually a faganon
>>26712901
Wait anon, are you a grill or a faggot? This is important
>>26713013
>Christian
>Gay
>>26712913
Across the country, which is the USA.
>>26712958
Anon, you're making me hurt.
>>26712986
Baptist.
Elsword, Closers, and Blade & Soul.
>femanon
I am a boy.
>>26713018
1. Are you aware I am a boy? I may have phrased my OP ambiguously.
2. I don't use skype.
>>26713083
>boy
>Christian
lol
>Baptist
Oh, you might as well have said "pagan"
>>26713078
>>26713083
What were you saying?
>>26712901
>christian
>gay
i'm sorry, op. best of luck to you. you should realize though that you're not going to find any good people here.
>>26713083
May your soul burn in hell, faggot
>>26712901
How tall are you? I want to be the little spoon and cuddle with my bf in a non-sexual way
I want someone special to take my gay v-card too. I don't want to be a part of the culture, I just want to be quietly happy with someone. I'm fairly gifted and will make a great living, in fact I'm about to have a great job right out of college. I'm not ugly but I could stand to lose 20lbs. I'm just lonely and wish I could have a real intimate relationship again
How far are you willing to travel OP?
>>26713155
>tall
Even faggots follow this meme
>>26713133
I've met plenty of nice christian men, but they have all been heterosexual.
The small dating pool is part of the problem, I think.
>>26713155
I'm 5'3.
>>26713178
I dont think that op is gay
>>26712901
You sound nice and undegenerated. I live in the US too.
>>26713217
Nah OP seems pretty gay...
I'm six one btw
>>26713195
Darn, I'm 5'4"
b-but I guess I can tolerate it, I think I actually fit your requirements, depending of what you considerate non-degenerate
>christian
lmoa
>>26713178
I said earlier I would be willing to travel across the US, but I forgot to mention that's only applicable once I "unsettle" my life, because as of right now, I have a responsibility for taking care of someone.
I'm also not one for LDR, because I want someone to spend every night with.
Which leaves me in a problem of trying to find someone very local, while living in a degenerate area.
>>26713290
East coast or west coast?
Who am I kidding, I could literally work anywhere in the world
>>26713350
East coast, ghetto FL.
>christian
>gay
Why the fuck?I'm in the same situation btw
>>26713372
>22
>millionaire
whats your contact info, im canadian
>>26713372
Oh fuck you're close
ATL
>>26713416
More money more problems, I'll settle for 6-figs for life
>>26712901
add me on League of Legends, my summoner name is Mogwai6
I might be what you are looking for... i game a lot and work out some but arent judgmental. i can even carry you up to gold league if you really want :D
anyways just please add me
>faggot
>wants to stay virgin until marriage
I didn't think such a combination was possible.
>>26713471
Not OP but I might add you, I'm only level 21 :(
Will cuddle for carry
>gay christian
Wouldn't that usually mean you're theologically liberal enough to not mind a non-christian bf
>>26713506
Why be a slut when you can have intimacy? Isn't that all people really want in life, to be happy with other people?
That's why we do anything
>someone wants a chaste christian gay relationship
Am I dreaming? is this real?it's what I want too, pls be mine OP
>>26713416
My kik is diabolicESP.
>>26713423
I'm Lake Worth, south FL. Not very close.
>>26713525
I am not liberal at all. I have very conservative views, despite liking men.
>>26713533
Gays are promiscuous sluts, everyone knows that.
Anon, There exist no homosexual Baptists. What is it you're looking for in a "Christian"? Someone with similar upbringing? Similar morality?
My only bf requirement is that they're voting for Bernie
>>26713604
I don't really care about upbringing, but morality is important. I also want someone to go to service with.
>>26713582
Well then if I'm not gay because I'm not a slut then what am I?
>>26713626
You, too, shall be eliminated in the Purge
>mmorpgs
fat ugly roastie detected
>>26713649
My future bf is what you are
>>26713646
I was raised Christian, and services make me uncomfortable. I think I've got a pretty good system of morals, but if my bf wanted me to go to church with him, it might be weird
>>26713646
>want someone to go to service with
You lost me there, also, would the people at your church accept it?
>>26713700
If only. Come to ATL and we can give it a shot
>>26713741
Why would it be weird?
>>26713765
Well, I used to bring a guy I liked along a few years ago, and nobody ever said anything.
>>26713831
But wouldn't someone from church know you have a bf and give you shit for it?
If there was a God, he wouldn't have made you suffer as a gay OP. Accept that it's all just random and life's just what we make of it. No master plan, just birth life and death. Evolution powered by energy frantically trying to keep information from dying out. Pass on DNA, that's all we are, information and energy.
There's no point and there's no higher power besides you me and the universe
>>26713997
Well, Geez. Don't burst his bubble. Let him live out his delusion in miserable solitude.
I literally look and dress like pic related. Will you consider me?
Oh and I have an unconventional hair style. Im growing out those side burns that all chassidic Jews have.
>>26714906
and im 6'2''
>>26713083
>I am a boy.
OH FOR FUCK SAKE
>>26714953
Oh shit, never mind then. Thanks Herr Anon.
Stop responding to these "im a grill XD" shitposts you fucking virgins
>all those anons that didn't realize op was a guy
The picture kinda made it obvious tbqh, what the fuck anons?
