Well looks like you robots are in luck today.
It seems that we overstocked gf for this season, and we have a spare gf to donate today.
The first person to roll TRIPS gets a free girlfriend.
Name: Cassie
Age: 19
Height: 5'4
Weight: 110lbs
Ethnicity: White
Certified Virgin?: Yes
Phobias?: Afraid of thunderstorms
Hobbies?: Avid painter, soccer fan, and loves the cinema
Extra notes: Cassie is very clingy and gets jealous very easily.
roll4cassybby
Cassie seems perfect. Can I have Cassie please?
I want someone who likes me enough to be clingy and jealous.
RollingForCassy
>>26711807
>Extra notes: Cassie is very clingy and gets jealous very easily.
I want this really bad
Phobias?: Afraid of thunderstorms
And why is this so cute
Rolling
If trips she's shipped to a refugee camp in sweden
catch and release only roll
>>26711807
How about I just pay you for her and I get her.
PLEASE, NEED GF
Reroll for sweden refugee camp
could use a gf desu
women are evil
can i have a qt trap bf instead pls
>>26711807
IM THROWING HER AWAY
>>26711881
Sorry m8, but I run a very lucrative business and I don't deal with potential embezzlement.
Besides it's a charity program.
rolling for smug finnish qt
>>26711888
HOLY SHIT WE HAVE A WINNER
>>26711888
dude nice win
>>26711807
I already have one but I'll take another to sell to an Indian noble. If not maybe I'll start my harem
>>26711888
Well that was fast
Original the comment donut steal
>>26711888
Winner, enjoy your new gf m8
>>26711888
OP is fukt she didn't expect this
>>26711926
I won't forget this, GF Merchant
You truly are my greatest ally
>>26711888
congrats m8
what kind of music is she into?
what are her political views?
does she have datass?
>>26711961
2 l8
>>26711961
Back off, you'll have to wait for the next donation
WAIT
IT TURNS OUT THERE IS AN EXTRA GF
DETAILS TO FOLLOW
Name: Sandra
Age: 18
Height: 5'5
Weight: 112lbs
Ethnicity: White
Certified Virgin?: Yes
Phobias?: Afraid of water (can't swim)
Hobbies?: Avid volleyball player and loves playing Mario Maker
Extra notes: Sandra can be lazy and can also be a bit messy.
THIS IS THE LAST GF FOR TODAY
Same rules apply, next TRIPS gets her
>>26712122
I wanted Cassie more but okay...
>>26712122
gib gf
>>26712122
GIMME GIMME GIMME SANDRA
>>26712122
I doubt she's 18 but I'd take her either way. She's a qt
Don't want that ugly slut
>>26712122
rolling
still want to know the answers to these questions though >>26711961
>>26712328
STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT MY GF
>>26712122
>is Finnish
>can't swim
TOP KEK
>>26712339
Rude
>>26712328
Well to answer your question Tripfag, she likes to listen to indie rock and touhou, she doesn't meddle in politics, and she has a generous ass.
>>26712409
fair enough
rerolling now, hopefully I timed this right
>>26712443
Oh manso close to TRIPS
Im gonna have that trips!
>>26712122
Roll for free qt
Is this the most pathetic slave auction of all time? Are we setting a record?
I need this one, please based Hiro bless this roll
>>26712516
This is the future son.
Rolling for that trips!
>>26712122
triples please familio
Weak. Weak. WEAK!
>>26712122
Please give random ID ending with 3 identical numbers
>>26712443
>tfw cucked by time and this site
JUST
>>26712709
KILL YOURSELF my fambam
>>26712122
>cant swim
OH FUCK
>captcha: bodies of water
>>26712122
Alright give her to me I want a gf
Come'on baby! Give me that 777
>>26712122
>>26712777
Be mine please I need this
>>26711888
>>26711926
So are you going to give him her contact info, or is it a gf in name only?
>>26712122
Rolling for by and sum fuk
>>26712845
It's a joke you autist.
>>26712122
need gf tbqh
:^ )
>>26712122
ey yo gimie dat white girl
>>26712122
pls gibe gf
let us have beautiful 3/4's white children
I'll take a second bitch.
>>26713159
Fucking stingy ass nigger
>>26712122
Winner winner chicken dinner.
I can't swim for shit either.
>>26712122
Lets go senpai... my body is ready...
Posting even though no trips :(
GIMME GF NOW!!!
I want to smell her feet
gf please.
im really lonely guys
Can I just user her as a slave instead? I'm not into girls from memecountries
>>26713407
fucking weirdovery original please ignore
>>26712122
rolling
rtsj4rrd57kev
>>26712122
These trips are for you sandra
>>26711807
Are you basing this off a real person? I know a Cassie that is literally almost exactly like this but probably fatter than 110 lbs.
gimme gf pls :DD
>>26713571
w-weirdo? ME!?
FUCK YOU!
I FUCKING HATE YOU AND I WISH YOU'D FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26713640
If you don't want to be called a weirdo don't make comments about sniffing feet :^)
>>26713289
We try again my friends, again and again until gf is within our grasp.
>>26713669
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME!!!!
(Chorus)
>>26711807
She sounds rather nice.
RRRROLL OUT
This one has to be mine
>>26712122
trips are statistically impossible
>>26711807
Wait why is she afraid of thunderstorms?
>>26711807
she b looking at me like
>oh ur afraid of girls? awwwwwwwwww :333
>>26714000
You can have the skank.
>>26711807
rull123 bloxxx420fuckyourobotnoscopexxx
>tfw no clingy and jealous gf
rollerino famiglia
>>26714000
CONGRATULATIONS
You have won a new GF enjoy the beautiful Sandra
THREAD OVER
I'll be back tomorrow with new gfs
>>26711807
White is not an ethnicity mate, it's a skin color.
