Is this the beta cuck of the decade?
r9k memes suck
this board has been a cesspool since 2012.
niggas dont know about board culture.
Think he snuck in a quick clit rub or something when she wasn't paying attention?
>>26704894
YOU SHAVE HER PUSSY
CHAD CREAMS IN HER PUSSY
>>26705083
>not looking
>implying she wouldn't feel it
That's like saying "just punch him in the neck when he isn't looking" he'll never know
>>26704894
>cucked by literal roastie
JUST
haha get it?
I love images like this, makes me feel better about myself.
>>26704894
What if he's gay?
>calling this guy a cuck
You don't shave a girl's twat unless you're about to fuck that pussy raw.
>>26705924
What if this is his reward for something else?
>I'll let you tweeze my pubes if you drive me to Stacey's house later
>>26704894
find this pretty hot actually, but i do like femdom
>>26706197
Same, I would love to shave a hot girl's pussy
Tbh I'd actually like to do that with grille.
I don't want to fuck, it's disgusting.
I want closeness tho.
I used to do this for my ex
>>26704894
Nah famly next frame he hooks his arms under her legs, engages lifting mode and checks to see if he missed a spot with his face.
This is cute joke photo.
>>26704894
>tfw you will never be the pussyslave of a cute lesbian
>keeping her smooth and licking her clean after she pees
This is kinda hot in a femdom way.
If I was a chick I'd get off to stuff like this.
>>26705985
You hadn't been in a lot of date, aren't you?
I don't think any woman would let an orbiter get that close to her pussy. Shit's gotta be fake.
>>26705118
didn't even rhyme.
>>26708423
>pussy doesn't rhyme with pussy
>>26704894
that looks pretty painful for her, i'm jelly of him.
>>26707337
the fuck am I reading, read a book m8
>>26708471
You hadn't been a lot of read post, had you
>>26705924
You don't shave a girls twat ever, faggot
>>26708447
read this post and you will see
the point i am about to make to thee
that when you use the same word twice to rhyme
it just makes the whole thing a single shit rhyme
where as when we use a differing word
the whole thing now doesnt seem to absurd
>>26708551
*too
anyway yeah OP ....probably a joke and even if he was an alpha male he wouldnt turn down that offer.
>>26705118
>you shave it clean, cute and smooth
>chads getting a lot of hairless nudes
>>26704894
>Implying this guy didn't smash that right after he was done.
>>26705985
So it's his sister?
He is still leaps and bounds closer to getting laid than most robots have ever been.
>>26704894
Don't you all realize the gayness in him? With that fucking fag shirt, fag glasses, fag haircut, fag weak arms. He is the ultimate faggot, it is obvious
That's pretty hot actually.
I wonder how he ended up in that position.
>>26704894
Quite likely, but he does have some heavy competition.
>>26708658
Why would a faggot want to get close to a pussy?
>>26708597
I though it was Tom Sawyer?
>you paint the fence in in a bright, nice white
>tom's in a cave, and becky's real tight
>>26708698
maybe is her gay best friend or some shit and is helping her?
Tough competition but I think I can contribute
>>26709148
That's just sad man jesus
>>26709148
>It was an open relationship
>>26709148
This is what feminism has done to men. Women like to be dominated, and feminism has cucked men over. This dude needs to get a hooker ASAP, drop the feminist "nice guy" mentality, stop going on reddit and start going on red pilled sites, work out, learn how to be a man, put women in their place.
>>26704894
what does this situation smell like
Is this person beta or the luckiest boy alive?
Making contact with that fat soft booty must be heaven
>>26709318
This x 1000.
I've made /pol/-tier jokes in front of girls who are basically cartoonish depictions of SJWs and you can tell they're offended but they still laugh and I end up getting more of their attention than the beta orbiters cucked into acting like pussies because they believe claims made by women.
Honestly the gap between what women actually want vs what they say they want is surprisingly huge. Everyone knows it exists but it's fucking massive and you need to learn to operate in that void. Be a man.
Fuck them.
>>26709318
Or you can choose to reject feminist cuckdom and let yourself be the guy that girl goes to while the cuck in the post sits at home knitting.
>>26704915
>>>/r/berniesanders
r9k was good before you fucking normies
Came over to force a /b/ 2.0 feel.
> NOT FUCKING BASED
>>26708681
Fucking cucked
This guy is the biggest cuck
Https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/1jaysp/so_my_girlfriend_has_been_using_a_dildo_molded/
>>26709570
wow, fucking reddit man... they always manage to go lower than you expect
>>26709570
Holy fuck, those responses. Reddit really is all just cucks. Why are they all trying to be so fucking progressive? Are they afraid their wives will read their posts in between fuck sessions with Jamal?
>>26709466
So how can I get a gf with this technique?
Just keep insulting chicks until one likes me? That seems... dysfunctional
>>26709318
>yfw he's actually the biggest critic of the red pill as a concept and as a site
>>26704894
That's his job, though. I bet it's really exciting at first but after a while it's just another job and that's what that guy is experiencing in that photo.
>>26709724
le nodding man always make me laugh
>>26704894
Am I just the only one who has ever shaved his partner? I know I'm a normie who should gtfo, but cmon
>>26708471
o fuck this made me lol
>>26709681
Always do opposite of what they want you to do
>>26709570
Seen it before but it still baffles me every time. Shit like this is honestly mind-boggling.
Well I mean the guy putting up with it, not Stacy still thinking of ex-Chads.
>>26705578
dont ruin it man. it's no fun if it doesn't involve beta cuckoldry
>>26709148
What a sad fuck.
The entirety of what he's describing sounds like a ploy by someone to keep Betas from even trying to actually get with a woman.
This is what SJWs are saying men should be like, and they still go for Chad. Are they just trying to keep "Nice Guys" from even attempting to hit on them?
This is fucking disgusting
>>26705578
A gay man is not going to trim a woman's pussy like that.
This is a guy who's so deluded by his own thirst that he thinks that this will somehow get him laid.
I was the stereotypically Nice Guy in Highschool, and then I wised up. Being a woman's handmaiden will not make her not find you disgusting.
She wants Chad, and if she can get you to do shit by giving out half hearted compliments, all the better.
>>26704894
whats essentially happening in OP
>>26712670
Woman bets friend/chad that she can get this weirdo beta to pluck her pubic mound, and he actually does it, the absolute madman.
Said whore then proceeds to send a message pointing out how Friendzoned he is.
>being straight is hard
>>26704894
I dont see how any man can look a pussy in the face like that and not stick a finger or two in or lick it
>>26709570
back before reddit became a giant cuck farm it was actually pretty sensible
>>26708447
Good god you're a fucking mong.
>>26704894
the shirt says yes
