Ok guys I hit internet gold several times already, and I'm gonna share my easy few-step program to get your personal (probably mentally instable) internet GF.
>go to omegle
>interests: anime, manga
>start chatting with people
>never ask "f or m" at the beginning, just talk as you would normally!
>30-40% of the time its a girl
>16-20 years old mostly
>add her on kik, skype or whatever
>build a relationship with her, bond, play games together, do whatever
>be smooth
>from here its easy, at some point she'll get flirty and send you nudes and/or camwhore for you
Seriously guys, put some time into it, I've done this a couple of times now and it always works. Its mostly 6/10 chicks craving attention, but whatever.
Also share your stories how you pick up girls and turn them into your personal camwhores.
I don't talk to anyone because I'm autistic.
>>26702517
>she doesn't fuck niggers
The doujins I've read tell a different story
>>26702591
Kik man. Not even kik?
>>26702517
This is what I used to do when I was 16-20 years old, OP. It would be a little strange to do nowadays.
>>26702621
>cucking yourself in doujins
man youre a special kind of autist
>>26702517
im actually on omegle right now looking for black girls
>>26702517
>post pic
>she cuts all contact with me
Right niggers going to post my results stay tuned.
anybody ever typed 'sugar daddy' into interests?
i did and got stacy's literally asking me for money
i texted with her a bit told her i had no interest but asked questions about the biz
apparently she has multiple clients who PAY to watch her get fucked by her chad boyfriend
pretty interesting
>>26702633
Used skype back in 2011 a lot.
I was 16 and it was only about vidya.
Never had true online friends or even a irl one since I was 12.
>>26702517
>30-40% of the time it's a girl
Not in my experience.
>>26702713
make it 20% than. 20% is realistic.
>>26702633
how does kik work?
>>26702757
You got a username and you share that username with others in order to add you. From there you can chat and send pics.
>>26702686
Literally found the biggest red flag I have ever seen this is actually a turbo autist.
>16-20 years old mostly
That's too young for me kouhai
>tfw no cake weeb gf
>>26702800
>red flag
DUDE NOT EVEN
That might be potential win. Girls like that LOVE to camwhore. If it is a girl.
Huh, it actually worked first time...
>>26702800
I think it's cute n-nyan~
>>26702800
>tfw no nyan gf
I wouldn't be surprised if she's quick to show tits nyan~
>>26702800
jesus christ that is amazing
>>26702800
>i can imagine that exists
kek not showing your powerlevel? You obviously know it does.
>>26702800
>go on omegle
>put anime and Manga in interests
>act like an autist
>add nyan at end of every sentence
>laugh as beta asks my username
>>26702800
Running into too many bots and males lads, can't find any prime shit like this.
>>26702800
>tfw no nyan gf
>tfw type in interests then immediately ctrl+w
>>26702800
I am literally going to marry Azusa desu senpai
>>26703396
>tfw no azunyan gf
>go to tumblr snapchat tag
>add a bunch of people
>ask if i can send them nudes and they dont have to send anything back
>70% of the time they say sure
>send em
>your dick is huge holy shit
>only like 6.3 inches
>ask for nudes
>get them
>use app to save them
>my collection grows
I'm too old for this shit
How do weeb girls react to people over 25? If I only watch shitty cutesy anime while drunk, will I be able to hold a conversation with a weeb?
which one of you faggots was this?
>>26703468
not posting an image from said collection proves this is bullshit tbqh famalama senpatchi
I only get bots linking me to scamsites, that was the 10th in a row wtf?
>>26703744
>>26703396
>>26703308
>>26703215
>>26702919
>>26703107
>>26702907
>>26702861
>>26702800
Found another lesser spotted fem weeb.
12th time in a row, too many bots
this is literally impossible because 9/10 people in the anime tag are a bot that wants to know if i like to party with sexy sluts
>>26703844
>yandere sim
not sure if want
>>26703855
Pic related is the photo the bot sends.
Check those dubs! >55
Very original post.
>>26703909
There is a yandere dating site, just try that.
>>26703844
Anyone who starts an omegle conversation with "m or f" is asking to be trolled. I doubt thats a real woman you're talking to.
>>26703844
Its amusing to see how dotards always wanna argue with other moba-players about who is eating the bigger turd.
>>26702517
Do I do cam section but just chat or text
This sounds like a terrible idea so I think I'll trust my gut with don't do it.
>>26703790
did you want a nude or a screenshot of my folder
>>26704633
folder
Only bots. Lets add only r9k
>>26704684
oringainlagal
>>26704799
what app do you use to save them?
>>26704799
neato originalo
>>26704817
I think the app changed it's name to sneakaboo or something like that and before that it was something like snapsave, you gotta pay like 5 bucks to get unlimited saves though
>>26704869
One girl I snapped had a bf, I was thinking about sending him the pics she sent
Haha hahaha I can't believe this actually worked I found some 18yr old and she gave me her kik wow
