Anyone else here genuinely depressed because they don't have a big dick?
I'm a manlet, as well, but I don't really give a shit about that. My penis makes me feel so inadequate. I'm about 6.75" with only 5" girth. I'd love to be 7.5 x 6 or 8x6(not memeing). I just feel like it would give me so much more confidence. I'd even settle for just an increase in girth. Mine looks so fucking skinny.
Your penis is an adequte size that no woman would laugh at.
You shouldn't worry about it at all. No girl is gonna pull down your pants then laugh at you.
Work on getting the girl to pull down your pants, because thats the hard part when you're a manlet
>>26701624
>I'm a manlet, as well, but I don't really give a shit about that. My penis makes me feel so inadequate.
I'm the exact opposite. I hate being stuck in a child's body. My penis is slightly above average and I'm fine with that. Bigger D would be cool but hey, not like I but it in baginas anyway.
Same dude, except mine is 5 by 4.5. It just looks so small and skinny.
I would still be the same person with a big dick but atleast I could be content with having it.
I just want to not hate myself when I jack-off. I'm over the idea of losing my virginity.
>>26701624
your dick above avg and big enough for 97% of women. stop worrying about it. your lack of confidence is the real turn-off
>>26701624
>Anyone else here genuinely depressed because they don't have a big dick?
It's THE reason why I'm depressed. If I woke up tomorrow with a meme dick, all my problems would be solved.
The funny thing is your dick is above average. The average is about 5-5.5" in length and 4.5" in girth.
>>26701624
I have 6.3" and i'm260 lbs fat and 6'4" tall. It's not that big.
>>26701811
>4.5" in girth.
Drop this bullshit
My girth is at 5 and that shit is skinny as fuck.
I am significantly above average, but I still wish it were bigger. Maybe there is some insecurity tied into that, or I just enjoy the thought. Hard to tell from my perspective.
>>26701786
>your dick above avg and big enough for 97% of women
This graph says you're wrong.
>>26701645
>>26701786
Delusional tbqh. If the average dick size is around 6x5, then the average size is small/inadequate.
Also, the average sexually active dick size is probably higher than the real average anyway since women select for guys who have masculine features, dump guys who have small dicks, and tell their friends about guys who are hung.
>>26701844
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis
Read for yourself. I'm actually being serious. Your dick looks smaller than it really is because of this angle and perspective you're looking at it from.
>>26701873
that graph says his dick is in the enjoyable range. You're an idiot.
>>26701947
The* fucking autocorrect.
Stop watching so much porn and obsessing over above average dicks on manlet actors.
Chances are most of you have adequate penises.
iktf
I'm a 4.5 inch dicklet with erectile dysfunction. Its slightly less than 1 inch flaccid. My psych meds are making it even worse, I have no feeling in my dick anymore. Losing my virginity is a fucking pipe dream when my micropenis can't even get up.
Even if I manage to overcome my anxiety, my ugly face, and every other personality issue. I would be stuck with a subpar tool to get the job done. There's no winning for me.
>Decide to come back to 4chan after 5 years
>Decide to see what /r9k/ is up to
>Still stuck in 2011
Well, at least you guys are consistent. That's a quality, I guess.
>>26702088
No one wants to just be adequate when every girl has hooked up with guys who are better than adequate.
>>26701947
>Your dick looks smaller than it really is because of this angle and perspective you're looking at it from.
this, try and make a paper rollup with your measurements and you will see it from a different perspective. made me a lot more confident about my dick size
>>26701873
I have seen SO MANY edits of this fucking graph its un-real.
>7" thickness
>satisfying
Anything over 6 would kill unless you're a whore.
>>26702151
She would have also been with guys with little dicks. If you have an average cock, the slut you're fucking would have had like 60% with dicks kinda like yours, 20% bigger and 20% smaller. Deal with it.
>>26702088
>tfw in the red for everything
May God have mercy on my soul
>bigger than average dick
>still depressed
Dick size doesn't matter when you don't get laid.
>>26702215
>Deal with it.
Being forever alone is better than being the last resort beta who doesn't meet the standard set by other guys.
Literally guys stop wasting your time with these threads.
If the girl is a whore, she will think it is small almost no matter what.
If she is not a whore she probably wont care unless it is less than 5inches. If you dont believe me, just lie and say you are 6 inches and she will get placeboed.
>Include fatpad or bone pressed
Than I'm 9 fucking inches. God what the fuck is wrong with my gender.
I am 5'4" with a 4 inch dick, it would not bother me if fucking people would stop asking "lol why dont you have a girlfriend?"
Though it has affected me a lot I cannot even get a "waifu" or have sexual fantasies that arent rape due to this. I am absolutely undesirable :(
>>26702288
How are you not getting laid? Woman are docile as fuck. I'm below average looking, but just talking with girls will open the floodgates. If you really wanted to get laid from that point, ask her if she wants to hang out.
Getting laid is so fucking easy, especially in this modern sex crazed era. You've been given the gun and unlimited ammo, just pull the trigger you bitch as nigga.
>>26702349
Eh, people are jerks but there are good people too.
Serious question, are you 100% straight? Have you ever though of being in a relation with a guy? If so do you picture yourself as the top or the bottom?
>devirgined a girl
>she thinks I'm huge, like 20cm
>I'm like 16cm
>14cm circumference
>she keeps trying to measure me and I skillfully evade that shit
>>26702349
>"lol why dont you have a girlfriend?"
This is so fucking annoying. Why the fuck is it abnormal to be single now and days?
>>26702391
where and how am I even supposed to meet girls?
>>26702349
Elliot?Is that u my nigga?
why haven't you autists learned yet that getting laid is literally 90% game? watch RSD vids and git gud.
>inb4 RSD is lame and its just guys acting like assholes in public
it's how you actually get laid, fellas.
>>26702391
I don't really give a shit about getting laid though. It's just that having a big dick doesn't really change anything whatsoever.
>>26702449
Lol Imagine a 5'4" retard pulling this out, he would get arrested and raped.
>>26702417
Normalfags genuinely believe in the equality concept. They think the only differences between people are earned through hard work. So if something works for them, then it would surely work for anyone else if they just tried harder.
>tfw 6'2
>6,7x5,7 dick
>regulary work out, so decent body
>23yrs old, still virgin
feels like I'm wasting these premium genetics
>>26701624
5'5(168cm) in height MANLET here
And 6.75"(17cm) length and 5"(13cm) girth dick.
So i'm exactly like you, OP.
Do you think i get bothered by it?
Nope, because that's something i can't change.
>>26702392
I dont like men, I hate my body, I fucking hate it, i wish I could put my mind on a better body, why do manlets have to become gay just to be accepted socially? I would prefer to become a corpse.
>>26702477
what do you mean? theres some RSD inctructors shorter than average or ugly and they pull just fine
>>26702234
Are you sure? Its bone-pressed. Apperatly with my 5.5incher (non bone pressed) that makes me above average
>>26702434
>where and how am I even supposed to meet girls?
Literally everywhere. School, work, clubs, bars, raves, through friends, tinder...and the list goes on.
>>26702458
Oh, I was under the assumption you were making a case for x,y and z.
Why are you sad?
>>26702480
Do they lack empathy? what kind of woman would want to be whit a borderline balding midget with micropenis?! godfukcingdammit this is why they get shot.
>>26701947
thank you for that. i was at hospitals and two girl told me i was small- it was flaccid and a tiny bit growing
>>26702489
>feels like I'm wasting these premium genetics
You kind of are. But if you are happy doing what you do, then I see no problem in itself. Just don't complain about not being able to get laid,
>"having a big dick makes you more confident"
>"you do better with girls because they prefer guys with better dicks"
>be average looking manlet with a 7.7'' and 6.3'' girth
>kissless virgin
>no woman has been interested in me in my entire life
>closest contact I've ever had with a female was a handshake 5 years ago
It's like you guys think women have this crazy x-ray vision that allows them to know the size of your dick. Hell, I wish they had.
Yeah yeah, they can sense your insecurity, but they don't know what it causes it. Which means the easiest path is to solve that insecurity.
It's not worth shit if you don't get pass the phase where the size "matters". I can't even get to the start.
This penis hasn't seen a vagina and, considering I'm not paying a hooker, it will never do.
Have fun rooting in my tight pants for the next 45 years you useless fucker!
>>26702523
lift weights and get a good body. You sound like a girl. Pretty sure feminism has caused a lot of guys to be insecure as fuck. Don't fall for that shit.
>>26702491
Do you have a nice ass?
>>26702523
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. I'm 5'7 myself. I'm short, but I'm not going to pretend like it's the same as being 5'4. True, you've been dealt a shit hand and you're sad, mad, and a whole bunch of other things.
The most I can tell you is to let go of that normalcy. The wants and needs. The woman, the house, the kids, etc etc.
Your thoughts should be: Job, apartment, live until you die with as minimal sighing as you can muster through the days.
It's our fate, oh well. I think it might be easier for me because I'm already past 21.
>>26702548
Yes anon.
Life just sucks for some of us...
>>26701624
>Tfw you are genetically set with small dick
Never had a chance.
>>26702491
looks a lot like my dick
>>26702609
I am not insecure, I am 100% secure true manlets are genetically inferior and sexualy undesirable to women, however I dont identify my body as being what I feel I am, if Satan appeared in front of me and offered me a better body I would accept instantly.
Any Fembot would tell you how much they hate "males" 5'6" and under
>>26702343
Sure things, fatso. You're one in a million.
>>26702595
No problem. Some women equate flaccid length with erect length and don't realise some men are "growers"(the difference between their flaccid and erect length is large). The opposite is also true. Some women are smart enough to know that a man's flaccid length is not equal to his erect length.
>>26702638
Im sorry anon, im just used to 6 inchers complaining about their dick mostly>>26702691
>>26702183
Made me feel worse
>depressed because of dick size
Can you please refer to it as "feeling down"? Your disregard for POD (People of Depression) triggers me hard.Seriously though you're not depressed.
women want the top 10-20% of men
8 inches is the top 10% of dick size
80% of women want the top 20% of men
chances are, a girl has gone after and had sex with a Chad with at least a 7 inch cock
how the fuck are you supposed to compete?
>>26702977
That gif is fucking depressing.
>>26702961
>Seriously though you're not depressed.
But I AM depressed because of my dick size. Have been since high school and flunked out of collage because I would feel so fucking miserable and couldn't focus on studying or class.
>>26702961
Clinical Depression can arisse from body Image anon.
Specially if you are an underweight, balding manlet whit micropenis, Napoleon Syndrome anyone?
>>26702608
Literally post a pic of it on Craigslist or to some tinder slut, and I can guarantee some size queen will be all over it.
>>26702977
oh woa
thats real
>>26702619
The problem comes when people start complaining about you of not having a wife/girlfriend, it can get you fired even.
>>26702845
Dude meh dick is 4x 3.5 inches.
>>26701645
You don't understand how women work. Not even trolling but I've had girls call my dick small at 6.7x6.2(inb4 lol what an autist measuring to that precision) sure it's not gigantic but it was thicker than this girls wrist and couldn't fit in her mouth
>>26703045
Not him but what if you (as a virgin) are not looking for a one night stand or a size queen and actually want a human relationship with a girlfriend?
I don't care so much about being virgin, I just want to have someone on my side.
>>26702977
>8"
>Top 10%
8" is the top 5-3% easily, if not less.
Very few People have over 7.5
>tfw technically big but still not big enough
Yes it does bother me, i have 4 inches with shit girth
Thankfuly im a social retard and have vidya
haha, did /tv/ win this year
my cock is just average but it at least is not cut so I win. also 6" seems to be ok with most women.
>>26702088
Im in red in all three.
Plz someone JUST kill me
>>26702937
user discretion, doesnt work if you actually have a small dick
I remeasured my penis today out of curiosity, turns out I'm and inch longer than I expected, and I wasn't exactly small to begin with
>Tfw 4.7 in, skinny tier girth
I avoid trying to fuck women since I know I'll just be laughed at once I get hard. I actively try to steer the conversation in a different direction or just ignore the signs if a girl us interested in me or trying to flirt, and I've never flirted before.
friendly reminder that pic related is just porn industry meme.
some study shown that only about 17% of women would like their partners to have bigger penis.
>>26703562
Fucking kek. Who made that thing?
sometimes i feel the same way. i only have 6.5"x5.5" tool and i really dont want to show it to a girl.
i probably should try stretching or something so i can get 7.5 length at least. then maybe some girth implant for dat 6.5" girth..
>house-sitting for my dad for a month
>decide to fap all day, drunk as fuck
>decide to look for some pills because fuck it
>find some viagra in the closet
>gross.jpeg
>pop one
>find some really nice porn
>dick is diamonds
>just feels longer and bigger to the stroke, each one vibrating through my body and making me harder
>finish a 30 minute video, haven't even precum yet
>still getting bigger holy fucking shit
>take a moment to pray to Satan that my dick won't stop growing until I'm a mega-Chad
>take a moment to just admire my cock
>let it go, it pulls back to my stomach with a powerful, heavy "thwap"
>keep fucking around with it, realize both my hands don't even cover 2/3rds of my cock
>normally just the head pokes out
>start stroking with both hands
>oh my god
>decide to measure, 8.5 inchesx6
>cock feels like this powerful, raging pillar of pleasure and power
>deathgrip, gyrate my hips and pump my crotch slightly as i fap madly with both hands
>cum like a fountain after like 15 minutes of pure extacy
>sit there covered in the biggest cumshot ive ever had
>don't even bother cleaning up, just fuck around with my still-hard cock for a while in pleasure
>>26703609
no clue found it on some femdom tumblr blog. so it was either some sissy faggot or pseudo dominant woman that is into big nigger dicks.
Most of the time I only give them to specialists (dumbass winger who can only run fast, left back who has 17 vision for some reason, sad old man playmaker with 4 pace etc)
>people with 6"+ dicks complaining
Just fucking off yourself you failed normies
it's his 20th goal of the season!!!
>go and check the date
>it's November 1st
thank u based grid.
>>26703659
bullshit, viagra doesn't make your dick bigger.
my new tictac. worked surprisingly well so far. my forwards just waltz into the box with endless one-twos and it seems defensively solid too, except for crosses into the box. though with 16s match engine you'd have to triple mark the flanks to stop crosses
>>26701624
I have a 5.5"x4" cock, my girlfriend is virgin and I can't even put my pointy finger beyond her hymen before it hurts her.
Bigger is better is just a weird meme made up by competitor men, penis shaming fetishists, and size queens. The ideal way about penis size sounds more like "The better compatibility, the more enjoyable". So if a girl has a tight vagina won't enjoy a big nigger cock that much. I don't say that it wouldn't look/feel better for myself, but that's just how it is.
>only the best teams in the world can win CL trophies. If English teams can't win one, it simply is because no English team is on the level of Juventus, PSG, Barca etc.
When was the last time Juventus or PSG won the CL dipshit?
>7 inch
>6 inch circumference
>Wish I was 9-10 inch so badly
>>26701624
Sometimes I feel great that I don't have the mental issues some of you guys have.
>>26703877
never ever let her fuck anyone else
>>26701624
lol are you fucking serious dude? you're upset that your dick is "only" 7 inches? mine is fucking 3 inches hard and YOU'RE complaining about your dick size? fucking kill yourself normie piece of shit
>>26703901
but why? unless you date porn star or real whore such size is going to be a problem.
another thing is that she will probably never be able to take whole thing into mouth.
also she is probably going to avoid having anal with you.
>>26703832
have you ever taken it, retard?
it increases blood flow. it cures limpdick by making the veins relax or some shit and let more blood in.
I got hard as fucking diamond, probably added a 2 inches to my erection for like 8 hours.
>>26703877
I cab bet my steam account, that she will. Stop comfort uself. If u have lost genes lottery, then u are rekt, cauz u cant fucken fix this.
>>26703963
Not him, but it just doesn't feel enough. I want those things you describe.
im a big guy
>dick sometimes hits toilet water
>sometimes my pants and shorts outlines my cock and people look at it, dont like the attention
>I was with one girl and it hurt her a lot so we had a lot of unsuccexful sex, it really sucked
>boners are super super obvious , again I hate the attention
I get bragging rights for the few people who know, wowie you guys sure are missing a lot
>invisible for most of the game
>scores tap in
>scores penalty
>g-goat
>ronaldo makes a great run, great skill, great blooter
>t-tap in,
>p-penaldo
>>26702977
Moron
That doesn't mean dick size. That means height and attractiveness. Having a normal dick and being attractive + agency makes you top man. You don't walk around naked everywhere, right?
>>26703208
So then find that person. Discover that person and find out if it's infatuation or lust. Better then wallowing about it.
>>26704006
Well Messi's the better player, we can say that.
But there seems to be something wrong with Messi fans, in that they can't seem to say he's great without mentioning how much better than Ronaldo he is. It's very strange.
Guys can somebody fucking tell me once and for all if jelqing is a meme or if it actually works?
I agree with OP. If my cock was just an inch longer I'd be fine though. Is there any possible way to make that happen?
>>26704031
>>26704022
>>26703877
>Ronaldo
>be an ugly buck toothed spic
>work your way to the top and have your endless drive to self improve dictate your life
>dominate that premiership and La Liga, winning everything with Real and United
>Messi
>be a random black dude from a third world country that gets doped into oblivion by the infamous Barcelona 'doctors' and would have probably been something like a waiter if not for those growth hormon treatments
>has a tailor made team next to him that also had a golden generation as the backbone of the team with great players everywhere in a two team league funded by the government and with the worst discrepancy between the top dogs and the rest.
not even close to being a contest
>>26703651
>>26703562
>>26703507
>>26703415
Difference is that Messi just scored 2 goals in an otherwise even match, away from home, against a top side (>inb4 memes, Arsenal is ten times better than Roma).
Besides, who is saying Messi played a great match? He played alright.
But in any case, Messi is a hundred times better than Ronaldo, it never was a contest.
>>26703998
>>26703809
>03
>>26703792
>>26703356
>>26703045
>>26702744
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>>26703930
It won't matter, that anon is doomed. Once she becomes comfy with his cock, she's gonna start experimenting with bigger dildos until she's stretched out enough where she won't feel him. Then the eventual cucking will happen.
Poor guy never stood a chance.
>>26702312
>>26702310
>>26702343
Does all of catalonia share one police departement?
And do the spell it catalonia in stead of catalunya?
And do they use the imperial system?
And do they write everything in english
And in comic sans?
>>26701624
>>26701645
>>26701693
>>26701744
>As the FIFA scandal loomed, Webb, a close ally of Blatter, went on the defensive. He used CONCACAF money to hire a security firm to sweep his Atlanta home and CONCACAF's Miami office for listening devices, according to invoices and text messages reviewed by Bloomberg News. The investigators also attempted to snoop on the head of U.S. soccer, Sunil Gulati, according to text messages and a CONCACAF official.
hi /trb/
>>26703999
But why would you not want to go balls deep? It's almost impossible with a 10 inch penis unless she's taken horse dicks.
I guess some people thrive on the hurt factor instead of the actual physical pleasure.
>>26701645
>>26701647
>>26701693
>>26702151
>>26702129
>>26702349
>>26702343
>5 milllion people
>great weather for soccer
>literally tons of Latinos
>no major sports as competition
>100,000 people for NASCAR
> Chivas USA almost built their stadium in Pomona
Negatives
>no major sports because LA is nearby
>lots of bad cities give us a negative rep
>know as a small market
> no big names would wanna play for us
>>26701624
I'm pretty sure there's some surgery where they cut the tendons holding your dick in place (apparently 1/3rd of your dick is inside your body) and the thing just sort of slips out. Gains +2 inches.
Can't have sex for 6 weeks (includes fap) tho
Also somewhat high risk involved as far as medical procedures go.
>>26704177
>>26704177
>>26704177
>>26704177
Should English teams still care about the CL?: Has the time come when it is more worthwhile to win the Premier League than the CL? Let's look at the main leagues that comprise the CL: Italy >Juvewinslol Germany >Buyernliga France >Ligue_1_table.jpg Spain >Barcawinslol This means that Barca, Madrid, Bayern, Juventus and PSG are unchallenged in their
>>26703998
Deal. What's the steam account's name?
>that one guy when he stands looking at the ground and when the game is going on he just keeps looking at this one little bit on the floor because he likes it but he is a bit tired and keeps thinking about other things and its kind of cold but he is wearing a warm jacket so he puts his hands in his pockets but still keeps looking at the concrete bit that he has had his eye on for some time but the game is keep going on so he does not notice that things are going on around him so he is only focused on the ground and his hands because now they are getting warm but now he feels his ears getting cold because his hands were cold before but now he is not thinking about his hands instead he thinks about his neck but he is standing there looking at the ground not paying attention or because he is using his imagination and his brother is standing next to him but he is watching the game because he has not seen the concrete on the floor or he does not care about it that much or at least as much as his brother does who keeps staring at it and he thinks his brother must have cold hands too but he has a look up from the ground to see he does not have a neck clothes on or hand clothes or hands in pockets he is just standing there with his hands out and is focussed on the game the whole time and he notices this but does not understand why for sure but he has his own ideas about why he might be acting this way so he thinks about it it and then because he was looking at the ground he starts to imagine a little village or a town or a little cage for small pets but he imagines it for people and thinks about if people could live in that small area and what if they were tiny and nobody could see them but they were just like him and his brother and he is now thinking about it and does not want to stand on that area because what if he was right all along and there was no way of telling if it was true and then he would feel bad about standing on the small town as they were just like him
>>26702088
>tfw my dick is longer than at least 88.6% of all men
>tfw my dick is thicker than at least 99.2% of all men
AW FUCKING YES
>>26704245
>>26704230
Joseph Tapine released from Newcastle to Canberra Raiders
>David Klemmer to miss first 2 games of the season due to an incident in a trial match
>Robbie Farah injured, expected to miss first 6 weeks of the season
>Tom and George Burgess will both miss the round 1 clash against the Roosters due to injury
>NRL teams beat Superleague teams in World Club Series by a combined 118-28
>Season starts in 9 days
>>26704177
>>26704191
>>26704057
>>26704286
>>26704286
someone else baked a new bread so let me bake this in:
Because I can. Observe the following:
-The Wewiers have /never not been a strictly .900+ team this season/, so far. The 95-96 Bulls were sub-.900 at multiple points in their GOAT (so far?) season, ending below that line.
-The Wewiers have never dropped consecutive games in this season. The Bulls had already done this on one occasion in their corresponding season by this point (their only such occurrence going even into their championship run IIRC).
-The Wewiers have defeated every other team in the league at least once during the season, with one as-of-yet uncontested exception: The Wewiers must play their two games against the Magic, soon, the first of which will be in a few days. The Bulls had also succeeded with this goofy/autistic metric during their regular season (taking on 28 other teams as opposed to 29, comparable feats).
-No one team ever defeated the Bulls more than once during that 95-96 regular season. so far, this is also true of the Wewiers.
>>26703832
It does if your dick is smaller than it "should" be, even if not you might get abit more size, probably a tiny bit of girth
>>26703267
>>26703243
>>26703293
RBL FORENSICS DOES IT AGAIN
So Kyrie Irving had bed bugs huh?
Today he had 30 points
That's so fucking irrelevant cause they lost.
Where did he get bed bugs?
Oklahoma
Who's the 3rd seed in the West?
Oklahoma
3
What team runs the triangle again?
New York Knicks
Wann know why that's irrelevant?
Because we're talking about the 3rd seed Oklahoma
WHO PLAYED THEIR LAST SEASON IN OKLAHOMA?
DEREK FISHER.
HE PLANTED THEM IN KYRIE'S BED AND FUCKED HIS GIRLFRIEND TOO.
Try being 6'2" with a 5.75" dick
Like why do I even bother
can we go back to basketball? what is this deandre jordan post moves canadia keeps talking about?
>tfw 7x6
>will never be 7.5x6, the actual cut off for a big dick
At least I'm 7 inches.
>>26704373
Nigga the spurs aren't getting rid of Aldridge get it I ur fucking head lol
They are winning 62+ games this season and you want to give away a prime piece of the team... Ur nuts. Btw just because he doesn't stuff the Stat sheet doesn't mean he isn't doing a solid job
I do think he could and will play better down the stretch>>26704354
>>26704349
idk why this would be a thing
its not a very good thing
its a very expensive thing
it's got a lot of problems in it
- also who the fuck is reddit
not sure why no durant at 4 instead of griffin
cousins instead of dj all the way at 5
pierce is listed twice at 3 and 1 spots
idk why tristan thompson is even on that team and if you want a comparably aged and skilled swing big go for whiteside instead
also who in the fuck would be passing the ball on this team since all i see are chris paul, 3 ballstoppers and a lebron in the starting 5, pierce is apparently two positions and doesn't pass much, who the fuck is reddit again and al horford and tristan thompson is a dumb ass frontcourt
> mfw have sex regularly with thick brown girl which I find hot as fuck
> tell her I would love to have a bigger dick so I could please her better
> "you know how to use yours, anon. size isn't everything and taking a big dick just makes me sore"
> tfw would still kill to watch her face writhe in a mix of pain and pleasure when taking a bbc as I dump my load all over her tits and belly
>>26704399
Yeah I think they can, if they can convince the other team they're getting a fair deal. It's not really that hard to convince a team since Aldridge isn't BAD, he's just overpaid. If you think this is a guy your team can move up to a title contender spot with right away or very soon, it's worth the big salary and the picks. Let's take Beal for Aldridge : Spurs get rid of Aldridge, take a less skilled but still useful player on a smaller contract and probably get a pick out of the deal also because for Washington, Aldridge might boost them enough to be worth it (if they get Durant, which they probably won't, but they are still trying). Wall is the only untradable player for Washington and the old guys are the only untradeable players for the Spurs except possibly Kawhi and that's just more because they've been Spurs since you were a kid, not that they are actually no longer useful and can't be traded.
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>>26704399
The Clippers have TWO genuine superstars and they're not a title team.
I know what you're about to say. Don't say it. They're not a title team. You know it and I know it.
>>26704410
>taking a big dick just makes me sore
Admitting to taking another man's dick.
FUCKING DROPPED
Ladies a nd gentle please turn your attention to the career achievements of the great superstar that is Chris Paul
1. Is a manlet
2. Has yet to make it to the conference finals
3. Has a losing record against Deron Williams
4. Lose by 58 points in a playoff game
5. Missed the most clutch shots (shots with 2 minutes to go in games within 5 points) in the last 5 years
6. Has been all but dropped by the Jordan brand, is relegated to State farm
7. Get ankles broken by Steph Curry twice on AND1 like moves
8. Has yet to score 45 points in a game
9. Best the reigning champs in a playoff series but then lose to a team tgsts not even in the playoffs this year after going up 3-1
10. Have son state how his father is a loser
11. Have the atheticism of John Stockton
12. Be the only person in NBA history to have his trade blocked by the comissioner
13. Flop when no contact is made
14. Could not get pass Tim Duncan 1 on 1
15. Constantly cry to the refs
16. Lose a playoff game single handedly after being up by 7 with 45 seconds to go
17. Have Deandre Jordan be the sole reason your padded stats are relevant
18. Was a virgin throughout high school
19. Did not help New Orleans residents after Hurricane Katrina
20. Miss a layup in the skills competition
21. Cry after another loss to Golden Stat>>26704410
>>26704410
>>26702393
>14cm circumference
You're a big guy
this should keep you busy for a minute
Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
1.Only player in NBA history to quit because of Air Conditioner.
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship.
3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape.
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times.
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars.
6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend.
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, but 4 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team.
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet. (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoff 5 out of 6 finals games by dropping FG% by 18.
14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft, and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
15. First person to show his dick and lose in a Finals game.
16. got shut down by a bench player who ended up getting finals MVP
17. could not post up jj barea
>>26704457
did you miss the tramp stamp? she's a whore
the only reason why she fucks me
Ladies and gentlemen please turn your attention to the career achievements of the great superstar that is Steph Curry
1. Fat wife
2. Named his 2 daughters Riley and Ryan
3. Has 2 daughters (JUST)
4. Locked down by a bench player
5. Only NBA Champion that won regular season MVP to not win Finals MVP in over 30 years
5. Has seriously injured his ankle over 8 times
6. Carried by a bench player to the title
7. Bonafide chucker
8. Is more worried about a meaningless record than a championship
9. Mocks the opposing team's bench
10. Ankles have been broken by Jason Terry
11. Practices useless crossovers and shots that he 99% of the time never uses
12. Doesn't care about black people
13. Has singlehandedly ruined the game of basketball
14. Doesn't help his brother become a better player
15. Missed 18 of 23 shots in a NBA Finals game and had more turnovers than assists
yes
i'm just under 5 inches and it's also pretty thin. makes me not even want to talk to girls at all
>>26704577
maybe they shouldn't have drafted a soft white euro big man lmao
>>26704577
fuck off!
*flies drone into police officers face at 50 mph*
You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions.
Anything you say may be used against you on a t-shirt.
You have the right to consult Underdog before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future.
If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish.
>>26704177
>she's taken horse dicks.
This is actually one of my fetishes so, go figure.
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>>26704639
>>26704605
this 2bh
the ultimate casual take is taking whiteside seriously. dude is legit mentally unstable, like artest level, but he's a lot dumber than artest doesn't have the insight needed to seek treatment. he jumps for fakes worse than DJ. he is a black hole on offense, like 0.3 ast/gm black hole, and doesn't have the offensive capabilities to justify it. just bad bad news all around
>>26701624
Stop perpetuating this meme. The dick size is about 5.8. If you got 6.75 then you are nearing the spectrum of being rejected for your dick size. Yes girls will in fact change their mind if your dick is too big. I know guys who have been rejected several times because their dicks are to big.
A dick can be too big, get over it. You're well off OP and should be quite confident. And yes, a dick can be too small as well. (Someone is always gonna think it's one or the other)
>>26701624
My penis is ridiculously skinny and hairy. It doesn't bother me because I've given up on pursuing women.
>>26704053
The only reliable way to increase penis size permanently is surgery. You're more likely to damage yourself than receive gains.
>>26701624
>tfw 6x4 inches
I actually have a problem OP
Why's there a guy spamming sports shit in here?
He got a baby dick or something?
>>26704926
you can't deny that watching a girl stroking, sucking and worshiping a large cock is much more pleasant than having to tickle a tiny pecker with tweezers
>>26705026
I was wondering the same, but you can never tell what triggers someone's full- autismo.
6,3" 5,5" girth
compared to monster cocks from porn I am dicklet. but I don't really feel any inferior. it is usually slutty girls who want huge cocks.
This thread is brilliant.
1. Vaginas are not rubber bands that get stretched out over time. That's just not how it works.
2. Sex is more that putting a big dick in a vagina. Most girls get more from clitoral stimulation, and penetrative sex is something to seal the orgasmic deal.
3. If you have a dick smaller that 5" then you need to learn how to make her orgasm a few times beforw sticking it in.
4. If you're about to have sex with a girl, shes not going to stop because she thinks its small.
Bear all of this in mind, work on creating a relationship with someone and as long as you're not premature you will have a great sex life.
Now lets stop all this nonsense
>>26705221
>Vaginas are not rubber bands that get stretched out over time. That's just not how it works.
They're not immune to stretching.
>>26705221
>3. If you have a dick smaller that 5" then you need to learn how to make her orgasm a few times beforw sticking it in.
4" here, how am I supposed to learn this shit if I can't have a sex life because of my small dick? It's not like I can just read up on this shit and then apply to the next time I get (never) get laid.
>>26705221
>Vaginas are not rubber bands that get stretched out over time. That's just not how it works.
>I have never had sex - The post.
>>26701624
Just fuck womanlets
Literally all of the ones I've fucked haven't been able to take even half my of dick (7") even if you have a >4" you'll most likely be able to hit her cervix. This applies to 5'4" girls and under.
Godspeed, anons.
>>26705307
just do not send her dick pics, problem solved. I will probably never get why guys in US do that. and well it's not like woman is going to ask you about your size at first date and once you are close to each other she is not going to dump you because your dick is small. as anon said sex is more than what you see in a porn.
>>26705221
>If you're about to have sex with a girl, shes not going to stop because she thinks its small.
You were doing good until this.
>>26705527
He was never doing good. The very first claim he made was false.
>>26705527
not him but....
I suppose that your plan is to get her home pull out your tiny dick and ask her to suck it, proceed to fuck her and end up with glorious wank over her naked body.
in this case yes it is possible that she will dump you on the spot.
but if you pull it out after nice make out session she is not really going to care about the size because she already wants you inside really bad.
>>26702491
5'6.5 manlet here 7" dick and 6" inch girth, can meme my way to 5'7.5 or even 5'8 with some doc marten boots, but i saw my friend who is 1 inch shorter than me wearing them and he looked too obvious i baka in real life tho, some running shoes like adidas give you one extra inch i noticed that the heel on those things are very low profile, ill try coping some
>>26701873
That's the fake one, faggot.
>>26705902
You're right.
Here's the real one.
I am 6'2'' and have a 5.5L*6G dick.
Being as tall as I am makes it look even smaller than it is. I would happily lose an inch of height for an inch of dick.
>>26701624
>Anyone else here genuinely depressed because they don't have a big dick?
I had a period of feeling really depressed about not having a massive dick, even though mine is not that small (~7.2"x6", bone pressed). But the truth is - well, for me anyway - that it wasn't not having a big and impressive penis. But rather, it was an outlet for other insecurities. In my case it was (and is) about not having anyone ever be interested in me. I don't blame them for it though, I wouldn't date myself if I were a girl to be completely honest. It stings knowing that there really isn't anyone out there, that isn't desperate, that wants me just the way I am. Having a big dick would - I convinced myself - add something off value to my otherwise meager character and make me more likeable. Perhaps I'd get more novelty value, but it wouldn't change any of my many underlying problems and neither will it do that for you.
Just let it run its course, you'll stop feeling so bad about it in a week or so.
