Why do femanons hate their fathers?
I don't hate my dad, I love him more than anyone in the world. He's my precious daddy, I could never hate him.
My Dad's my hero. I haven't seen him in a while, hopefully we'll see each other again.
My mom - that bitch can jump off a cliff
>>26696141
JUST ME AND MY DADDY HANGIN OUT
>>26696141
Yeah, too bad you're a fucking slut. Dumb roastie.
Anyone else feel like if they ever have kids then they could never love a daughter and would prefer to have her aborted and keep trying until it's a boy?
You spend so much time, effort and money on her only for her to start slutting it up with Chad and Tyrone when she's 15 and for another man to swoop in, take her away and make her his trophy/fucktoy.
Daughters are a waste of time and money. You're basically cucking yourself.
>>26696174
>too bad you're a fucking slut
I'm a virgin though.
>>26696188
>being fat/so inept that you can't apply make-up
Kill yourself tumblrite.
>>26696188
You're still a slut because I say so.
>>26696155
>My Dad's my hero. I haven't seen him in a while, hopefully we'll see each other again.
>My mom - that bitch can jump off a cliff
same!!!!!!!!
>>26696104
Femanons can't hate their fathers. They are searching hopelessly for the perfect replacement for their father. Like how many robots want mommy gfs, so to do femanons want daddy bfs
>>26696174
Girls are just more of a risk than boys are. Where males are naturally more questioning, independent, and rational, females are much more socially inclined. All the teachings and talks in the world isn't going to instill in her the same sense of purpose and duty that a son has.
>>26696174
>my daughter has found a mate
>I've been cucked!
you're all fucked in the head. so, if your child successfully found a mate (you know, the thing you didn't do (see: "your saltiness" for reference)) you'd be pretty pissed, huh?
>"oh, I know! I'll just have my own robot soj spawn and he can be even worse than me so I can feel good about myself"
>>26696246
>They are searching hopelessly for the perfect replacement for their father.
This describes me perfectly. I want someone exactly like my dad, if I can't have it I'd rather be with the real thing forever. I'll always be a daddy's girl.
Why do robots love their mothers?
>>26696104
why do you care stupid numale
>>26696250
I'd say they're less of a risk. No matter how badly you fuck up raising them, the system will look after them. Women hardly ever end up homeless and tend not to kill themselves. There's also next to no chance of them becoming recluses.
>>26696188
Stay that way forever. Men are pigs. Way too many femanons ruin themselves in college (losing your virginity doesnt make you a whore, but its the first step)
>>26696104
>femanons
Fuck off.
>>26696264
Roastie/reddit cuck spotted.
Fuck off.
Dad is a lunatic and an asshole.
>>26696104
>Why do femanons hate their fathers?
Fron my impression most of them actually want to fuck their daddies
>>26696344
>Fron my impression most of them actually want to fuck their daddies
Well..I can't say I'm grossed out by the idea..
>>26696353
>being this depraved
>>26696318
anon, do you need a hug? I think you might need a hug
>>26696344
If he made the first move I would be okay with it because I'm a useless NEET and I'll never get married anyway. I'm too scared to even attempt it myself though because I don't want to ruin our loving relationship.
>>26696372
Its not depraved. I think its rather sweet, actually.
>>26696155
a roasties whoreness knows no bounds. fuck off you mom found him first.
>>26696174
i know this feel very very well. told my little sister something along the line of this, she called me a monster. she doesn't even realize she's the reason i feel this way.
>>26696403
>continuing to be this depraved
>>26696323
>dad is a lunatic who fucked my asshole, so now i tripcode on an anonymous message board to try to get the attention that i lacked as a child.
>>26696403
Do you think mothers wanting to fuck their own sons are sweet, too?
>>26696542
What's wrong with loving your daddy? There is no better ma.
>>26696572
no that really is depraved
>>26696266
What is your dad like?
>>26696572
It's pretty sweet. Mommy love is only second to daddy love.
>>26696104Disclaimer: I sound like an edgy teenager when I talk about my parents, no need to point out how cringe-worthy and autistic the rest of this post is. Having said that
I hate my mother, too, OP. They were both psychotic; mentally, verbally and physically abusive idiots who conditioned me into an emotionally unstable edgemaster and stunted my social development so severely it took me a decade to fix the damage. I disowned them the day I left home and no matter how much they beg and plead for me to forgive them and come back I refuse to let their poisonous behavior back into my life. I hope their failing health and newfound empathy brings them nothing but the same level of suffering they inflicted on me and so many others. I could go into detail about the extent of their insanely illogical and abusive behavior that they made me endure over the course of my childhood, their horrible efforts to curtail my education and make me completely dependent on them, the way they fucked up my ability to form relationships and planted the seed for a fucking paraphilia, how they drove my little brother to suicide or how they were cut off from both of their extended families or how they led themselves to financial ruin and tried to drag me down with them, or how they blackmailed and manipulated anyone I tried to get close to, or the surveillance and insanely intrusive "security" measures they placed in and around the houses we lived in, the animal abuse and constant violence and screaming and negativity... you get the fucking picture.
>>26696578
fucking cretin. the only load to the face you deserve is a 00 buckshot
Why would I hate him when he's the only man in the world that loves me and will love me forever? I would marry him if I could.
>>26696597
>mommy and daddy issues:the poster
you better delete this before they find out and take your computer away
>girls would rather fuck their fathers than you
*70 commercial jingle singing voice*
(it's) METH
>>26696643
>mommy and daddy issues
No shit
I haven't lived with them in 8 years, I'll shitpost as much as I like.
I don't hate my dad, I hate my mom if anything
neither of my parents were exactly amazing but at least my dad supports me. my mom threatened to kick me out when I told her I didn't want to apply for vet school and go to OSU like they did and study ethology instead, my dad actually listened and tried seeing it from my point of view. he's always tried his hardest, even when we had pretty bad shit happen. he's a good guy.
>>26696104
my dad and i get along well but the same can't be said for my mom. I do my best to get along with her, but I would kill myself before living under the same roof as her again
>>26696725
i hope a surprise visitor breaks into your place tonight
>>26696597
It's ok bb, I'm here for you ;)
pls b gf
I've found it's usually the reverse.
Robots hate their dads and love their moms.
Fembots hate their moms and love their dads.
I think a boy/girl not having a strong male/female role model growing up is a recipe for disaster and it's something that causes people to end up here.
>>26696835
God damn, it's gonna break his heart when you turn out to be a shitty whore.
>>26696569
You wish. I got plenty of (negative) attention as a child. I trip here for the sole purpose of making you butthurt.
>>26697487
youre thinking like a NEET robot anon, he's a higher up in a successful bio-nutrient company. you're hardly even the same species
what would break his heart is ending up a looser NEET with no ambition in life, and I'd rather blow my brains out before ending up like that
>>26697923
>Mfw I'm literally sitting in my business law class reading this
Kek, this is hilarious, keep going m8. On the bright side you can always be a stripper when your life turns out shit.
>>26697951
>shitposting on r9k in class
wow, you really are a faggot
>business law class
is that supposed to be impressive?
>>26698016
>wow, you really are a faggot
>Having to pay attention in piss easy classes that are on par with a Gen Ed class
Shame I only have this 1 smug loli on my laptop.
>>26698043
No, I mean the fact that you're such a faggot you can't even leave the house and interact with human beings without shitposting on here
it's like that autist in highschool who carried his laptop around 24/7 and played his DS in class instead of talking to anyone
>>26698065
>College class
>Interacting with other people
Lucky for you I found another smug loli.
>>26698089
confirmed for social autist
why should your opinion matter in the real world anyway? it's not like you're part of it
>>26698142
>Whore gets BTFO
>F-FUCKING AUTIST
Kek, this just gets better and better.
It's okay anon, I'm sure daddy will cover your ass when you're sucking dick for money.
>>26696572
I'd be a-okay with it if my mom wasn't morbidly obese and unattractive on all fronts
I wouldn't mind a blowjob for getting good grades
>>26696174
maybe just raise your daughter properly?
>>26696228
>quoting the whole post
what did they mean by this?
>>26698537
The Government and Hollywood make that impossible.
Slutting around and being a whore is cool now.
>>26696104
Are you a janitor at a mentally unstable hospital?