Jump on in anon! We are going to a party at Stacey's! Maybe you can finally get a girlfriend there haha
I don't like parties, dudes.
Let me know when you're free this week and we'll go turkey hunting.
>getting a girlfriend from a party
You have no idea how social interactions work at all, do you?
>>26694450
turkey hunting is lame bro
no girls like animal killing, definitely isn't gonna get you laid haha
>>26694415
Looks like homo twins
>>26694464
>implying you know more about social interactions than chads
>>26694415
Sure Chad, just let me get something out of my bag
>>26694415
t-thanks
y-you toorobo
>>26694464
But all my coming of age teen movies like scott pilgrim says you do
Nah sorry man we gotta go save the world.
>>26694464
>never gotten a gf at a party
lmao somebody's never gone out, have they?
>>26694528
this board used to be full of genuine losers that never pretended to be normies. what happened?
>>26694494
For all intents and purposes, I am a Chad.
I party, drink, lift, and make fun of autistic faggots.
>o-okay chad
*kneels in front of him in legspace and unzips his pants*
>>26694541
It is dieded anon
>>26694415
Those chicken legs. My arms are half as big as his but I'd still throw him around like a ragdoll. Functional strength NEETs are superior to Chads.
>>26694504
You shoot an altruistic guy who offers you a ride, invites you to have fun, and expected you to be happy.
You should end up dying homeless in an alleyway.
Fucking chads I would look dumb with that hairstlye but they are always 10/10
>>26694522
who do japanese game developers give protagonists beta hair styles?
>>26694415
Thanks Chad, you've always tried your best with me.
>>26694528
The autism is real.
>>26694614
This tbqh senpai
Let's rev up those normie party stories
>Get invited to a "get together" by a high school friend
>Think it's just gonna be him and a few guys I know
>It'll be great to catch up I suppose
>Arrive
>See the girls out the front
>I know that I've made a terrible mistake
>Enter
>So many people
>Know like 3 guys that are all deep in conversation with other groups
>"Maybe if I get drunk, I can get over my social inhibitions and attain the bustling adult social life I've always dreamed of"
>Drink like 10 standard drinks within a couple of hours while trying to hang around groups
>Trying to think of a way to get into the conversation
>There's no fucking way, I'm a complete outsider
>The alcohol isn't doing anything for my social inhibition
>I'm still fucking terrified
>Nobody has even so much as acknowledged my existence this whole time
>I leave without saying goodbye and stumble through the dark streets of fuck-knows-where while crying
>Still more comfortable than the party
That was the last time I went to a party.
if there's free booze and weed, I'm 100% in
>>26694684
You still didn't leave this board? Don't reply back, because I will have you filtered by the time you press submit.
Do u want me to sit on your lap?
>>26694415
B-but I want a bf instead! Chad-senpai.
>>26694415
>I'm not looking for a girlfriend, I'd rather keep it casual, but sounds good.
>Is it BYOB or not? If so, if we pass by my place first I can cover a crate of beer
I like socializing, getting to know new people and all that, so this would probably be fun.
>>26694667
Normie party story time?
>new years
>my friend is visiting from college, he invites me to normieparty
>i've known him since we were literally babies so i say sure why not
>plan on predrinking a bunch so that i'm drunk enough to be social
>buy a mickey of vodka and some kind of coconut rum drink to mix it with
>pre drink at his place and get completely wasted before we even go to the party
>his mom drives us there
>show up at party, all i hear is a loud buzzing of like 100 voices at once, lots of crashes
>kind of a blur but walk in and decide im not going to stick around friend the entire time because following one person around all night is autistic
>grill approaches and says "HEEY! anon! long time no see!"
>"who is this again?"
>"it's anonette lol"
>she loses interest and walks away
>a couple other people say hi to me, apparently my friend talks about me a lot
>noone to talk to so start petting their dog for a while
>feel a bit sick so sit down on a couch, observe all the normies mingling around me
>head is spinning and i just want to go home
>get up, go to bathroom, puke and pass out
>wake up some amount of time later to banging on the door, they think i died or some shit
>lie on the ground for a while hearing them fail to pick the lock and wonder what to do
>get up and unlock door, say i want to go home
>friend walks me out the door and waits with me while my parents come to pick me up
>>26694586
Omg, autism amber alert.
>>26694415
>buying a cabriolet
who does this ?
>>26694871
>I like socializing
You walked into the wrong board, normalscum.
>>26695014
holy shit it's a psycho Pakled
>>26695014
>stop liking what I don't like
I'm not telling you what to like either, fellow robot.
>>26694945
>his mom drives us there
>my parents come to pick me up
>>26695104
So I still live with my parents. So what?
And he was only at -his- mom's place because he was visiting from college and needed a place to stay.
>>26694867
STOP BEING A DEGENERATE TRAP REE
29 KHV here, I almost got laid at a party last weekend.
>be invited to party at a friends house
>he's 23 or so, but a pretty cool guy
>the first two guests to arrive (after me) are a qt and a neckbeard with blue hair
>the qt is a young (i guess early 20's) brunette
>7/10 face, 9/10 body
>apparently she just colored the neckbeard's hair that morning, so i assume they're together
>more guests arrive
>mosts of the guests (and my friend) are in the home guard, and likes military stuff and guns
>just like me
>i can easily fake not being a robot in this setting! i can do it!
>friend can't figure out how the music system in his parents living room works
>(he spends most of his time in his room, and only ventures out into the living room now that his parents are on vacay)
>i think it's funny, and smirk
>qt thinks so to, and we kinda share a look
>she smiles
>i smile
>suddenly she comes over and sits next to me in the couch
>ohgodwhatishappening
>she leans into me and talks into my ear (my friend got the music working by now)
>"so, that guy i'm with, we're not together or anything."
>apparently she friendzoned him. he's looking over at us, and he does not look happy
>"i don't know why i'm telling you all these personal things anon, we've just met, but you seem trustworthy"
>i nod. she keeps telling me personal stuff
>"this isn't something i'd normally tell people, but both my psychiatrists have diagnosed me as a sex addict"
>oh god what
>i can't come up with anything to say, but i nod
>"my last bf was an asian, and his dick was too small to satisfy me, and he was such a beta"
>that's probably not exactly what she said, but i was getting tipsy by now.
>she also tells me shee needs someone to dominate her, azn ex bf was too much of a pushover
>"btw anon, do you have a gf?"
>"no, i'm single" i reply. she smiles
>isthisreallife.jpg
cont.
>>26695906
cont.
>"ok guys, are we ready to hit the clubs?" my friend asks
>people agree that we are ready to hit the clubs
>we got two sober guys driving, but we can't fit everyone on one car
>"anon, you want to ride with us?" qt asks
>"nah anon, ride with us, we're going to that other place firs" my friend advices
>"uh, i don't know this town that well" i say, and it's true
>"we'll go to the club i like first, and then meet up the the others at that other place" my friend says
>sounds good to me
>we go out, have a beer at my friend's favorite club (more of a hole-in-the-wall bar)
>"shouldn't we get moving to that club where qt and the others went?" i ask
>so we get moving to the club where qt and the others went. it's nearby
>run into blue hair betaboy on the way there
>apparently he and qt had a fight, and he's bummed out that he never got to fug his oneitis
>turns out my friend was into her too
>"is she still there?" i ask, trying not to seem too interested
>"nah, she moved on to a third club, i think" betaboy answers
>we go there anyway, and true enough, she's not there
>i can't really ask my friend for her number, seeing as he was into her too
So, that's the end of it. I almost escaped my inevitable wizard status, and I probably would have too if I'd just gotten in the car with her, or at least asked for her number.
Having a qt like her show interest in me still feels fucking boss, though.
>>26695906
>>26695919
Should have gone with her anon
>automatic
>convertible
You are no friend of mine
>>26695906
Figure out her name via one of your friends. Get her Facebook/Cell phone number and send her a message and say that you couldn't find her out at the clubs which was a pity because she seemed interesting and ask if she wants to grab a drink and see if you can help her with her withdrawal symptoms from her sex addiction.
>Chad will never be your wingman and help you get laid
>>26696439
Thanks Cara. I remember her name, so I was able to track her down by searching through my friend (the host)'s friends list on normiebook.
I added her now. Let's see what happens.
>>26695919
Dude, chase her.
>>26694541
the normies traced the pepe meme back to here and some of them didnt leave
>>26694415
d-do you really think i have a chance senpai? thanks for motivating me!
>>26694645
in japan guys who have hairs like that are seen as rebels or something, they are alpha in japan.
B-But its a two-seater! I-I guess I'll just hang onto your bumper seeing as I was rollerblading when you came up.
>>26696536
I had chad wingman for me, if you have never gotten laid on your own this will not be enough for you to succeed. It may go well until the point where you are actually alone with the girl.
Also, even if chad says he will help you he will most likely be busy with his own girl an hour into the party
>>26694467
>turkey hunting is lame bro
>no girls like animal killing
Obviously you don't live somewhere where people go hunting. Bitches love shooting animals, and bitches love eating the animals you shoot.
>>26694667
>>The alcohol isn't doing anything for my social inhibition
this fampai
people literally tell me to get laid you need to
>just get drunk lol
when I drink enough alcohol to change my mindset I am in no more condition for human interaction
A lot of girls on the other hand become slutty when they drink, it's not very believable to me that the alcohol is causing it.
>>26694415
Those guys look like faggots I bet they don't even smoke weed everyday
chad is a nice guy because he has everything and has no need to be bitter. its his orbiters that make our lives worse, the ones that will throw you under the bus and leave you out to get higher up the social ladder
>>26694558
>I d-dont actually b-belong here, h-haha, I'm not a r-robot, Im here i-ironically! y-ye, das r-right! haha! im a-actually a chad irl! lol! i just like making f-fun of you g-guys, im not j-just a 1/10 b-baiting m-memer, haha l-lol!
>>26694415
>Tfw class' Chad back in HS looked EXACTLY like this
>Yfw was 15, he looked the 20
>Was also 15
Yep, I lost the genetic lottery.
>>26694415
Thanks, man! I appreciate that you thought enough to include me and give me the opportunity to expand my social circle.
ITT things that never happen
>>26694415
If ask that kindly, of course. Thanks for the invitation.
>>26698047
And I bet you coward don't even smoke crack
>>26696582
If she accepts then don't take too long to message her, then she knows you are interested in her and DTF, if you take too long she will think you're beta.
>>26694528
>implying that you went out. reeeeeeee fucking reeeeeee you piece of normal shit
