>one chance @ life
>born in lithuania
Why is that guy holding a gun against your head?
>one chance at life
>born in the Ukraine
>moved to Germany because Jewish and muh 6 trillion
>getting government loans to study a meme degree
>will kill myself and not pay it back
Is the landscape in Lithuania nice at least?
Every Lithuanian I've met has been white as all fuck. Clear blue eyes, fair hair, tall
>>26694380
Tfw still living on the Ukraine
>one chance at life
>born a peasant
>....to the greatest empire the world has ever seen
>...but born just as said empire is past it's heyday and is starting to decline into a feminized, liberal, >muh feelz shithole
>but at least the majority of the population being fat, weak, and pathetic makes you, a gymcel turning chad all the more special
>plus, cultural-accepted degeneracy in the form of tinder makes it much easier to bang random sluts than it ever was before
I'm not sure how to feel desu
>one chance at life
>born in Australia
>6'2, blonde hair blue eyes, handsome, /fit/, intelligent
>social anxiety disorder and mild autism
>>26694296
>open thread
>hoping it's not a webm
>it's not
>slightly disappointed
>born in Australia
Feels good man
>>26694414
From looking at google it looks kind of boring desu. Not bad though.
> More than half of Lithuania's land is used for agriculture, in many places being quite extensive, more focused on environmentally friendly farming. More than a third of our country's territory is covered by forests, more than 5 percent - by swamps and other wetlands.
>What we are most proud of, however, is water bodies: over 4 thousand of large and small lakes, a dense network of rivers and streams.
>>26694296
>one chance @ life
>born in switzerland
>>26694506
what the fuck dude I'd kill to live there
I fucking love forests
>>26694296
>one chance @ life
>manlet with a huge cock
>>26694524
Me too but still a 24 years old kv loser
Fugg
>>26694526
I mean most places have forests.
It's not bad but just looks really flat and all the same.
I like more hills/mountains and not so flat.
>>26694434
Should have been born a Jew then.
>>26694296
lithuanian girls are pretty hot, though
>born poorfag
>one chance @ life
>born lower class in latvia
>>26694588
don't vampires live there
>one chance @ life
>born in macedonia
>>26694296
I loved lithuania.
>one chance @ life
>born in new zealand
It may be sleepy as fuck but its comfy desu
>one chance at life
>born in the USA
>one chance @ life
>5.5 inch cock
>you Will nerver join waffen SS
Feels really bad man
>>26694657
Do you live there?
Is it popular to go boating on the water?
>one chance @ life
>born white
>will die just before the holocaust against white people starts and the world enters a new dark age
Honestly this is the best time to be alive, past and future. Enjoy it lads.
>one chance @ life
>born in italy
Everything's comfy desu
>>26694613
Believe me , they're not
This board makes me want to kill myself.
It seems to be DESIGNED to do that.
>one chance @ life
>born in australia (normie capital of the world) and have social anxiety
>one chance at life
>born in Iceland
>have a very foreign name (Thorbjorn)
>parents move to London, England when I'm 3
>never learn much of my natural language - too difficult to ever really get a native level of fluency
>Always felt like ayy lmao and outsider
>niggers and pakis everywhere in London, hate this fucking country, no decent jobs now either
>want to move back to my homeland, but wouldn't be able to get a job as I don't speak Icelandic fluently
Might just an hero tbqh senpai.
>>26694869
Come to America Thorbjorn.
>>26694880
>Come to America Thorbjorn.
Why? Aren't you guys in the same state in terms of recession? You also have more chimps running wild.
>one chance @ life
>born in south america
Which is the best country to be born in?
>>26694932
the best country
is gensokyo
>one chance at life
>born in the best baltic state
>>26694893
We're not a muslim country though.
And we'll accept you.
>>26694506
I wanna go on a fishing trip to lithuania
>One chance at life
>Born into a world where anime exists
>>26694893
>You also have more chimps running wild.
the media would have you believe that, but crime has been on a steady decline since the 90s.
>>26694893
Nah, depends on where in the country you go. My area, for example, even at the height of the housing crisis around 2007 we barely felt it. Pick a good area and there ARE plenty of jobs and even no blacks. Places in Texas, California, and around Washington DC are massive ever active economic hotspots. Tons of Chimps in Washington city itself, but not living in the places around it necessarily. This place is like an EU unto itself. Truly the greatest country on earth.
Nevermind the political system, though. Just never you mind. Come join us.
>1 chance @ life
>born in Brazil
>near sighted
>chronic insomnia
>bellow average 10 cm benis
>bell clapper testicles
>extremely asymmetrical face (crooked mouth and one dropped eyelid)
>1,70 m borderline manlet
>fat
>bad at speaking and constantly stuttering
>not white enough to be called white
>not brown enough to enjoy welfare and affirmative actions
>poor from a shitty family
>lordosis AND scoliosis
>virgin
You guys are small time.
>>26695029
>Texas
well...with saudi arabia doing its price dropping bullshit we are having some problems..
>>26695059
>born in Brazil
All you needed to say huehue.
>>26695059
zika baby?
>>26695019
>one chance at life
>not born an anime
JUST
>>26694953
Holy shit. AYY M8
>>26694296
>tfw born as a SEA monkey
>living in a shit-tier country
>living in poverty
>one chance at life
>born in Finland
Robots paradise
>>26694296
Fuck off Deivis, you degenerate pedo.
>cute anime will always exist
Its the only thing that makes me genuinely smile
>>26695329
what is this meme
pls elaborate
>>26694296
you know if you're white and can speak okay english, you can move to pretty much any country and be accepted, right?
in the time you spent bitching in this thread you could have spent it researching how to actually get out of your shitty Baltic situation and move somewhere nice, like Sweden or Australia.
>one chance at life
>get to live wherever the fuck i want because i have an american passport
Most of you guys could move someplace cool too. Just man up and do it.
>>26695328
probably nordic countries tend to have a crab mentality which while suffocating to normals it probably up a robots alley.
>>26695347
>sweden and australia
sure want to jump boats from a wolf to a bear
>>26694455
>le i'm 8/10 but khv meme
>>26694296
Ne taip jau ir blogai. Dziaukis, kad negimei Svedijoje, Britanijoje arba Vokietijoje
>one chance at life
>brother breaks my leg before I turn 1
>>26695405
kame problema su britanija
>>26694631
A very familiar feel, famo
>>26694296
>tfw same
>bydlos everywhere
>shit 300 euro jobs
>everything is run like a mafia
>if you want to own anything nice you have to go live and work abroad
>>26694296
>>26694380
>>26694434
>>26694631
>>26694637
>>26694869
>>26695059
>fucking lucky cunts born in europe moan and complain about how their countries dont have the gdp they so wish
I was born in a muslim country to two white, one christian and one atheist parents who both left me. I can't leave nor I can study because of my max level autism. Please tell me how its sooo teribble in cheeky breeki town, lithaunia
>>26694953
>best Baltic state
Good one, lad
>>26695347
>nice
>like Sweden YES! or Cuckstralia
>>26695432
Nori gyventi tarp nigeriu ir musulmonu?
>>26694296
>one chance @ life
>born in Latvia in a middle class family
>have a better life than almost everyone here
>one chance @ life
>born poor
>>26695597
nei nigeriu nei musulmonu nera, nebent gyveni londone ar kokioi sudaskylej
per daug /pol/ prisiziurejai
>>26694296
>>26695454
People on /pol/ keep saying Lithuania is a paradise because it's mostly white, whats wrong anons?
>>26695614
Kur jau kur bet susiktoj britanijoj tai jau tikrai nenoreciau gyventi. Ten pilna liberaliu retardu ir vieni is sudiniausiu ginklu istatymu. Vienintele salis kurioje noreciau gyventi yra Amerika. Jei paeis man su inzinerijos diplomu, tai pirma galimybe turesiu ir isleksiu i Amerika
>>26695620
They're probably liberal art students or some shit. Soft cunts
>>26695653
Stop speaking gibberish you cunt
tovarish-
return your country ti russia and you will have a chance to be part of something greater than yourself.
Your fellow Europeans do not care about you
>one chance @ life
>born in normalfag island Puerto Rico
>>26695712
Leave Lithuania alone, vatnik.
>>26695620
It's a meme infested shithole
>>26695620
people on /pol/ are delusional cucks who think just because there aren't any niggers there Eastern Europe somehow isn't a complete hole
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reincarnation
C'mon guys there's plenty of lives.
>>26695734
tsk, nigga, vatnik aint an insult
>>26695059
are you a kv brazilbro like me?
>>26694296
>one chance at life
>born a half-german demigod
>great looks
>great mind
>born in poland
At least I can look forward to going to USA and earning a decent pay once Trump takes out all the trash.
>one chance at life
>not good at meditation and at getting jhanas
>>26695819
Lol you are the trash.
>one chance at life
>born ugly as sin
>>26695850
Which part of ,,earning a decent pay'' don't you understand?
>>26695992
>implying we'll let you in
>>26696034
>we'll
I'm afraid you don't have a say in this matter.
>>26696047
It's not a sports team it's my country tard.
>>26694414
While i lived in the US, a lithuanian asked me when i took my shirt off (for swimming) why i was whiter than him (im not even white, im hispanic)
Kek
>>26694380
Make sure to make it look like a genocide when you do it to make grandpa moishe proud
>>26696095
So you lived in US and met a Lithuanian?
>one chance at life
>wasn't trained from an early age to be a professional athlete
Shoot me
>one chance in life
>born in mexico
>mfw
>one chance in life
>born in the richest and most developed city in mexico
>mfw
>>26696084
Are you implying that all of the Americans have a say in whether they want a certain immigrant or not? Some kind of nation-wide vote for every single individual trying to get in?
>>26695620
>gypsies
>white
Pick one
>>26696117
Yes, he was exchange student as well.
>huehue
>mid class family
>parents gave me everything to succeed and get rich
>did nothing with it
>kv, no friends, no gf, manlet,skeleton,starting to bald at 18
Can 1st worlders even be robots? Fucking babies have no idea how well they have it, try living in a country where the minimum wage per month is about $250. Then chalk up commute, utilities and rent and you may have $50 to survive off the whole month :) . Welfare, you ask? LOL
>>26695620
>highest suicide rate in the world
>>26696158
I'm saying that it's perfectly normal to refer to your country using "we" without implying you have a direct hand in decision.
>"what would happen if russia nuke US?"
>we would nuke them back
>"lol you have no say in that decision!"
>>26696234
>his country has a minimum wage
>he has utilities
>>26696257
I'd like to see some proofs
>>26696272
>having a minimum wage is bad
>shitter employers constantly force you to do 14 hour shifts or theyll fire you
>you pull off 14 hour shifts every day and make the same amount of money as some distant relative of the employer that got this job through some connections and only shows up for like 4 hours every day
>pretending you dont have utilities
ok family youre not from south africa lets not meme too much
>>26694296
>born in lithuania
whats bad in lithuania?
>>26694555
>one chance @ life
>tall, handsome
>average penis, autistic
t. Allah
>one chance at life
>born in Bulgaria
>one chance @ life
>born in bosnia
>get to move to germany due to the war
>everything in life lines up perfectly
>still a 26 yo KHV
Today's lesson: no matter where you're born, if you're an idiot you're still going to lose on life.
Only one chance at life
> born in the United States of America
>>26694296
>One chance in life
>born in Antarctica
Feels good nigga
>>26696875
post proofs f@m
>>26696943
I don't need to prove shit, I'm the king of Antarctica
What the fuck are you even crying about all of you niggers have internet and can move to where ever you want
>>26696423
Brate, ja te razumijem.
>born in bosnia
>moved to America
>I now have emotional and anger issues and have problems forming normal bonds with people
>probably slight autism too
>>26697042
aj ne seri, kako te je amerika sjebala?
>born
I hate it
>go to vilnius
>historic and beautiful as fuck
>go elsewhere
>commie blocks and depression everywhere
WHY DO THE RUSSIANS RUIN EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26694296
give Wilno back
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>26697093
I'm only have my parents. I moved when I was 4 and never saw my grandparents or the rest of my family for until 13 years later. I grew up alone because they were always at work.
Misli prije sto otvoris usta
>>26697312
I'm on my phone. Meant to say I only have my parents here in the US.
>one chance at life
>born in France and not in the UK
feels good
>>26697335
Anglosphere shits on you.
>ywn be a japanese teenager in the 80s
>>26697445
A S T H E T I C
>>26697390
Y-you can't do that
>>26697539
>their hero is a women with schizophrenia
