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Pruge when? Edition
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>tfw this will never happen in the uk
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Dead thread, post waifus
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>>26691229
Doing my bit to keep it alive, and posting waifu.
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Let's talk about pakis.
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>>26691229
Burnt the roof of my mouth, I wasn't planning on having a nice day anyway
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>>26691229
early morning waifu post~
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Adam Johnson general.
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Daily reminder who killed the feels
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>>26691555
Fuck off with this shit don't destroy another thread you absolute cunt
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>>26691555
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26676674/#26681797

interesting enough it's a different trip
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>>26691555
trips confirm what is common knowledge
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Light stoats across the sky if you have time to see it. Seed this message, if your hands are tools you control why use then to abuse you?
Certain the tree falls, but none hears it.
Are you making yourself sick, that means your making yourself sick.
You can't be healthly purging all that nutrition, you gave to you stomach and snatched it away like a robbery. The bonsai says put good food in and leave it be, or one day you'll get addicted to the process, take them two fingers out your throat, exercise and stick'em in another smelly cunt and hope she moans.
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>>26691567
Impossible to destroy this general now. Im just putting up a signpost on the smouldering remains of our community.

>>26691600
Doesn't matter. Its just a signpost. It speaks truth despite being an edit
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>>26691229

I love you Makoto!!!!!

Forever and ever!!!!!!!!
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I really fucking miss this dog.
His name was Jake and he had bounced from rescue centre to homes and back to rescue centres his whole life as he was abused as a pup and the result was a dog so nervous that he would pull his own fur out and scratch himself until he bled.
Then I met him and took him home and since I live a quiet life, he finally relaxed and his fur regrew, he looked so content just being part of my little world, we went everywhere together. I was going out with a girl who didn't like me bringing him to her place because he smelled (he did to be fair, nothing could get rid of the aroma that he gave out but it was just part of who he was) so I ended up breaking up with her.
Not long after that he was attacked by another dog and even though the injuries weren't life threatening, it was the final straw that broke him mentally and within a few months he needed to be put down.
It's been nearly 2 years and I still think of him every day, not a more gentle and wonderful creature have I ever met.
I have another dog now and we're bros and it's cool but I miss my jake so much.
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>go to bed
>people arguing about tilde/fake tilde posters

>wake up
>people still arguing about tilde/fake tilde posters


Seriously, lads.
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>>26691206
never heard of this lad then?
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>>26692124

Cute wan wan desu, I bet he was good at hugging
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Even - I stay up and go outside
Odds - I go to bed now and sleep all day again
Dubs - I kill myself
Trips - I kill myself by self immolation
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>>26692222
Stay toasty anon.
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>>26692222
Shit, what do I do now.
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>>26692215
He was, as long as you were ok with being crushed to the point of struggling to breathe.
I once took him to a games night at the house of a friend of a friend, turned out she was completely terrified of gsd's because she was bitten by one as a child.
Within half an hour she was lying on the floor cuddled in with him.
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>>26692222
STAY ON 4 CHAN

>the quads have spoken.
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>>26692222
>>26692248
Quads - You kill yourself by self immolation and stream it
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>tfw second day of work sick in a row

This is shit, I actually like my job, this reminds me of when I was a neet and that made me suicidal
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>>26692124
He's a beaut anon. Sounds like he was a true robot too. Rip pupper
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>>26692313
>I actually like my job

what is it
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>>26692128
time is a flat circle

MOSHI MOSHI ORIGINAL DESU
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>>26692282

Wish I could lay on the floor and cuddle him desu senpai
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>>26692222
Cucked by quads.
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>>26692222
Get to the bookies and pick a horse lad
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>finally get my balls together to phone the doctor (horribly anxious about phone calls)
>recorded message saying their office hours start at 10

JUST

>>26692222

double kill yourself, thus staying alive
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>>26692296
>Quads - You kill yourself by self immolation and stream it

Seems logical. Can it be called ' Free Britain'.
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FREE BRITAIN
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This was the day he was put down, I took him to our favourite spot by the river, he would just stand there and stare for ages, watching the world pass by.
On the way back we stopped by a burger van and I got him a half pound bacon cheeseburger.

It went terribly at the vets, he kept squirming so they couldn't hit a vein and then there was blood everywhere and he was clearly distressed so they sedated him but he was so big that it didn't work properly and the whole thing took too long and made it all harder than it already was and it haunts me, I've seen family members die and shrugged it off but this was brutal.
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>>26692332
I work in mental health
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>>26692418
that man looks like he's having loads of fun
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Starting to think I have guilt/confession related ocd.

It popped up out of nowhere last year. All the weird shit I've done throughout my life, the stuff that makes me cringe, is now constantly in my head, telling me that I need to confess it to someone.

If I try to ignore it or rationalise what I'm feeling by thinking 'it's really not that important, get over it' then I get overcome with waves of crushing guilt, and to be honest I'm strongly considering suicide because I can't spend the rest of my life dealing with this everyday.

Is there any way I can fix myself? I just want to go back to how it was before, when I could think of my past mistakes and say 'not my proudest moment, but oh well' and maybe even have a laugh at how weird and autistic I used to be.
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>>26692422
Kill the vet senpai, don't let them play you like that
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>>26692437
specifically?
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>>26692422
Dogs really don't die easy, do they? My Shepherd freaked out at the end too. He was a White German Shepherd, but in terms of frame and coat length he looked a lot like yours. He resisted and kicked around and ended up with blood running down his white fur. It took minutes to get the syringe in. He lost consciousness pretty quickly, but briefly thrashed around a little while after that before dying.

We did it at our house, and that helped him a lot. If we took him to the vet it would've been a whole lot worse.
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>>26692418
why does he look so happy here?
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>>26692490
High secure services
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>>26692410
Of course, deliver and we'll call it whatever you wish
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>>26692501
He just got quads.
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>>26691206
tfw they have kebabs instead
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>>26692503
that sounds really interesting

how did you get into that anon? i use to work it mental health to and that appeals to me quite a bit
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This is my dogbro now, Harry. He's chihuahua x yorkshire terrier.
He is great, it's almost impossible to be sad when he's around, however he isn't around today as he's been staying with a good friend of mine for a couple of days and doesn't get back til tonight.
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>>26692569
Imagining his conception is hilarious.
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>>26692569
>letting your dog cuck you with other humans

just kidding he sounds nice
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>>26692540
I just applied for the job, where I work needed staff so it was good timing

It's very interesting and it's not as hard as people think it is
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>>26692589
what would i google to look for a job like that mate?

t. absolute mong
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>>26692598
Mental health jobs high secure services

There are only 3 places in England so if you don't live by Liverpool, Manchester or London then don't waste your time senpai
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>>26692124
A real man's doggo that. Anything smaller than that is a cat or an accessory for a woman.
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>>26692623
i live in london

ty for you help senpai
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>>26692625
don't be doggist anon

they are all wonderful creatures

even the bitey ones
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>>26692631
Look for jobs at Rampton then senpai, it's the high secure hospital in London
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>>26692222
Fill a bath with cold water then set yourself on fire, after a few seconds you need to then jump in the bath.

Get out, dry yourself off and then light yourself on fire again but this time with no bath.

The quads have spoken senpai, there's no other option.
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>>26692584
Studded him a few months back, three were born but one was stillborn but then it turned out one of the surviving ones had a cleft palette so wouldn't feed and died so that just left one and the agreement had been that if there was more than one pup then I'd get one of them so no pupper for me.
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Just shaved the pubes around the base of me cock lads, it looks bigger and I feel a little better.

I had a dog called Jacob my mum gave him away while I was at work just to hurt me, it's hard to talk about lads but if I ever need a good purge from eyes I think about him. He would be 11 now.

>moved out a couple of months after
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>>26692703
parents do weird shit like that more than you'd think.

I had a dog called max back before Jake and when I went to get him, the guy said he was getting rid of him while the kids were at school because it was somehow easier on them or so he thought. I thought it seemed harsh as fuck but you don't see many glen of imaal terriers, especially not for 50 quid so I took him.
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Morning fellas.

Polling is now open for this fridays movie night. Winner will be decided by whatever has the most votes as of midnight tomorrow, so get voting.

>strawpoll.me/6897153
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>>26691229
Confused waifu for a confused morning
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>>26692051
>It speaks truth despite being an edit
I don't think you see the irony in your post.
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>>26692859
Why're you confused mate?
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1-2: go to sleep
3-4: Pop down to Sainsburys
5-6: Play some vidya
7-8 browse 4chan and stuff some more
9-0: drink more rum
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>>26692904
What are you going to buy in Sainsburies me lad?
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just did a wake up
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>>26692895
Did something silly last night and regretting it now. Also hungover.

>>26692921
Congrats pal
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>>26692921
do you mean a wake up super/ultra
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>>26692569
Is he named bc of Redknapp or Kane mate?
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>>26692913
I usually grab:
>meal deal (usually chicken fajita wrap, oasis + quavers)
>2 2-litre bottles of pepsi max - 1 pound per bottle. Sometimes it's 2 for 2, sometimes it goes to 2 for 3 and then dr.Pepper or Fanta are cheaper. Need it to tolerate drinking rum constantly.
>Often something from the bakery section - cookies, donuts, whatever is on offer
>Popcorn or Biltong if I'm feeling really gluttonous or planning on watching some big event

>non-ASCII text is not allowed
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>>26691229
Here is my waifu. She's started showing up whenever I close my eyes, spoopy desu
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Have any of you weebs spoken to a psychiatrist or counsellor about your waifus?

If so, what did they say (or do in the case that you were immediatly sectioned)?
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>tfw you forget to post a gorilla with the poll

>strawpoll.me/6897153
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>>26692797
I used to work on the iron islands so I was away for three weeks then home for three, but I do push buttons like I'd say jake was the only one I loved and the only one that would miss me if sudduko, so I guess I learnt not to play mind games with someone who can see most of your cards. I had two dogs but the jack russell was my favourite, I'd sit with my dogbro's and try and get in their heads, always looking for something to catch, chew or chase.

She will not get any grand kids from me, it's not hard to have a kid piss off the walking incubator and fall into a life long battle where your own blood is used against you, like a pawn.

>the world of ppl disgusts me so much some days that's why I get potted and let the wind blow through
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tfw the wan wan comes to lie on top of your legs in bed :3
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>>26692051
Only good lad in the thread
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>>26692175
Calm down andy murray, dumblane was 20 years ago.
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>>26692422
>On the way back we stopped by a burger van and I got him a half pound bacon cheeseburger

No wonder he had to be put down
Poor ownership
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Yet again, I have failed.
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>>26693717
doing what azuqt?
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>>26692952
>Did something silly last night and regretting it now. Also hungover

What an awesomely vauge thing to post on an anonymous image board.
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>>26693727
Can't even get up in the morning for college
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if i defrosted some bread that went out of date in january and it's been two days now will it still be alright to eat?

i know it's a stupid question i'm just an idiot when it comes to bread/food/cooking/life
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>>26693743
Never said I wasn't a faggot tbf lad
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>>26693796
Is it mouldy? If not then you can probably eat it
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>>26693796
put it in your mouth, chew. if it makes you feel gross then it's probably bad.

don't worry, you probably just came off your mother's teet about 15 years too early.
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>>26693757
id cuddle you better if i could
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>>26693109
I have no idea what they would say to me if I mentioned my waifu.
It's similar to having an imaginary friend, they take the pain away and make life bearable.
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>>26693841
So you put your willy in someone you shouldn't have or something? Fair enough I guess.

Just odd to not post any details. Not like we know who you are.
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>>26693109
I also need to know this, I know there was someone talking about how he did a while ago but I never got to hear the story
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>>26693850
wow so rude
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>>26693796
I'd toast it, just pick the mould off
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Hello lads. I've got 500 saved up, is there any easy way to go about getting a gun so I can get it over and done with? I can't see myself hanging anywhere in the house and i'm too afraid to use the knife or attempt to OD.

Thanks senpai's.
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>>26694064
you could easily fuck it up with a gun too
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EASTENDERS IS GETTING A MUTHER FUCKING MOSQUE
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>>26694094

Pretty sure through the temple would just do the job wouldn't it? Or in the mouth and up.
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>>26694064
Don't do it lad.
Why do you want to kill yourself friend?
Surely there is something that you like about this life.
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>>26694105
plenty of people shot themselves and end up as a vegetable trapped in their own body
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Anyone else live with a slob? I live with my grandfather and he just doesn't fucking care what the house is like.

It's a total shit hole and the only clean room in the house is my bedroom. I used to clean up regularly but I gave up because he never kept up with it and it would be a mess a couple days later.

It's not like clutter, it's just everything is dirty and dusty. The floor is fucking disgusting and he never, ever wipes any surfaces. Doesn't help that he smokes about 30 fags a day. Also pisses me off how my stuff stinks of smoke and I have to try to get it in my room ASAP or smell like a fucking chimney.

Only time the downstairs gets cleaned is when my mum visits him.

/rant
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>>26694064
Don't do it lad. Also pretty sure you can only easily obtain rifles and shit and you could fuck up with one of those.
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>>26694064
Don't buy a gun fAM get up the loft, tie the rope to a beam up there some where and jump through the hatch going to jail is worst, you'll have all that time to come around to your senses
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>>26694126

Well at least nothing would be expected of me. Though i'd just have a message saying that if I end up as a veg or on life support, to pull the plug and let me go, i'll have my organs up for donation too if it at least makes people feel less bad about it. Just want it over with senpai, something quick.

>>26694109

'Fraid not.
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>>26694064
>not committing seppuku

PUFF
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>>26691229
Just woke up, but i am finally going to submit my masters application today!

Jun would be so proud.
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>>26694278
I'm proud anon well done.
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Can someone explain this new "waifu" meme to me?
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>>26694064
>insert exit bag meme
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>>26694327
PRUGE WHEN
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>>26693796
If it's got significant mould on it then yeah throw it away
If it's just got a couple spots then pick them off and eat it anyway. The chances of it making you sick are really low and it won't taste any different

If there's no mould then you're golden
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>>26694327
A magic pixie appears in your roomand says it will make one fictional character real and they'll fall in love with you.
The first name you thought of is your waifu
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>just got back from job centre course and it was full of nu-male greasy lookin' fuckers
>mfw i was there voluntarily

they probably post here desu m8
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>>26694389
>at the job centre voluntarily

they are literally higher on the social ladder than you so stay in your lane
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>>26694379
That sounds like the forced waifu meme
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>>26694379
That's not what a waifu is at all you cuck, by that logic everyone has a waifu even if they already have a real partner
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>>26694401
not really though m8
i've been unemployed for less than four months. it's the longest i've ever been without a job but i thought if the service is there, why not use it?
i just didn't know it would be full of literal neckbeards and fat fucks
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>>26694451
sounds like you fit right in
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>>26694109
>>26694158
Shut the fuck up

oc
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>>26694369

Dunno how this one didn't occur to me sooner, thanks bro. Knowing me i'll fuck up and burst my lungs but hopefully it'll just do the job.
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>>26694465
Meeeeeeeeeeh, I'm no neckbeard and probably looked way out of place being there.

How about you post a pic of yourself and then I will... That way we can see who's the ugly neckbeard or not, mate?
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>>26694527
you first big man
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Needless to say, I don't think it's good news.
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>>26694389

What's the jobcentre like?
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>>26694594
ebin twitter memes

fuck off
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Just ordered a kebab and chips for a day at home
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>>26694554
Nah you're alright, go on... You're the one implying I'm a neckbeard so it's on you, mate. Post it or shut the fuck up.

>>26694602
Shit, avoid at all costs. Full of greay fat fucks and those who are literally just lazy. Some of them seem to be genuine and actually want work but the rest... Scum of the earth.
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>>26694099
nobody? honestly.
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>>26694732
No one watches eastenders.
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>>26694732

>Watching Eastenders, come the fuck on, senpai.
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>>26694732
>show set in London gets a mosque

About time desu
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>>26694372
I agree when are we purging the weebs?
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>boss is away tomorrow
>champions league tonight

Looks like manz is getting high tonight lads
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>>26694705

Hmm. It's just looking online hasn't really got me anything. I've been applying for months and I don't get anywhere.
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>>26694780
I said pruge senpai, learn to read.
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>>26694763
I don't watch it, just think its funny.
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I think I have OCD. And I don't mean tumblr OCD where the volume has to be a multiple of 5 or some shit like that, I mean legit OCD.
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What is the best place to order flowers online?

I want to get my mum some nice flowers for Mother day.
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>>26694844
>>26692469

Is OCD the new meme?
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>>26694099
Already had a gay muslim (oxymoron: muslims can't be gay)

Mosque is nothing
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>>26694868
https://www.arenaflowers.com/
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>>26694868
fag you gonna kiss her on the mouth too?
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>>26694868
You get ripped off ordering online pal.

Any of the big online retailers will charge you 25 bong for flowers you could buy local for a tenner.

Pop into your local florists, or phone them if you don't want to leave the house, they might do delivery if you're lucky.
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https://join.skype.com/wMNO7A7G18IA

this is the official britfeel skype group

we got slags galore

honest lads
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What are you doing to improve yourself /britfeel/?

I'm going to try saying 'I like green eggs and ham, instead of 'I want to kill myself' in my head when I get stressed.
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>>26694901
Guess I'll go to the local florist. I've no problem leaving the house, I just can't be arsed.
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>>26694947
Might have a look when I get home.
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>>26694955
At least I'm not a nigger is a good one.
At least I am not a Muslim.
A combination of those two get me through the day
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>>26694959
we had some drama with a cornish tranny but she's gonna kill herself now so it's all back to normal
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>>26694980
>cornwall
lol
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>>26694980
This sounds like banter central count me the fuck in mate.
its not gay shit is it? I really don't want that shit.
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>tfw i've had one (you) all day.
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>>26695015
well we got one lad who is continuously trying to organise a crystal meth fuelled gay sex orgy at his place but we sort of just let him chill with it
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>>26695033
kill (you)rself

oc
c
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>>26694980
stacey killed herself?

bullshit
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>>26694980

Shaking my head and sighing at todays young lads. In my time, if we got sad we manned up and got a job, now it seems people just start dressing like a woman and acting well gay if they get a bit stressed out.
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>>26695049
[SWITCH TO THE NUMBER THAT IS 2X4]ch.net/plsr9k/res/2515

i said it's probably gonna happen
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>>26695033
Here is another one for you friend!
>>26695043
This is a no bully zone my friend.
>>26695039
Whatever floats his boat I guess. I'll defo check when I get home.
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>>26695043
Jokes on you, your (You) brought me back from the brink.
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>>26695083
how the fuck did you find that

i never realised the stacey lore went so deep
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>>26695083
404 senpai

Oc
C
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>>26694844
I think all ocd suffers choose to have OCD
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iphone 7 won't have a 3.5mm headphone port
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>>26695325
Nope, you'll have to buy Apple iBuds or Beats by Dr. Dre instead of using your own headphones from now on
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>>26695404
Or just not buy an iphone.
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>>26695414
>only company willing to defy the FBI to protect their customer's security and privacy

But yeah, I'm sure your Android is nice and safe ;)
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>>26695427
only because they want to hoard your data for themselves. imagine thinking apple are anything other than evil ffs.
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How do other people seem to get jobs in a week and I have been struggling for months?
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>>26695582
Why don't you try being yourself fag
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>>26695582
Because you have no skills.


>tfw they said they'd be in touch monday
>tfw you waited all day for a phone call that never came
>tfw no call so far today
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>>26695700
phone them you numpty, its a test
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>>26695748
They phoned me on Friday over two weeks after they interviewed me. They said they'd be in touch on monday when the manager who would be my boss gets back from a holiday.

I'm going to phone them tomorrow if I don't hear anything today.

I fucking hate these stupid shitty games they play.
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What is the perfect, ideal lunch?

I might just have beans on toast.
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>>26695700
I got promised that they would let me know by Monday, on Friday I got the phone call to let me know I was successful.

I'm not saying this is what happens every time but don't give up hope entirely.
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Can I get a poleaboo, tilde and diabetes kid update?
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>>26695884
I had a corned beef, cheese and branston toastie. Lovely stuff.
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Evens I lift
Odds I don't
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>>26695925
Haha fuck you number generator
I'm gonna lift and I'm gonna make it on my own without you

Dubs to prove
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Boys last night I couldn't sleep because I thought there were like 3 other people talking to me as I lay in bed.
Was I having a waking dream or am I losing it?
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>>26692222
tfw god is telling you, you should reaaallly kill yourself.
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Morning lads

Need to ring up some estate agents about viewing flats but I also need to become a wageslave somehow to afford to live in a flat.

Why is life so complex?
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>>26693646
It was pretty much the end, that day he would be put down. I assume the OP of that post just wanted to treat him before he went to the heavenly place he now resides.
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>>26695904
Yeah. I might be desperate to hearback but to them I'm just another thing to deal with at work.
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>>26695959
>god

Lmao
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>>26695946
>wait all night for shop to open
>"I'll just lie down and take my eyes off the screen a minuet"
>go to the shop
>weird stuff is happening
>tfw woke up at 2pm and only dreamed I went to the shop
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>>26694901
>25 bong
what the fuck are you on
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>>26695911
end your fucking life piece of garbage
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>>26696000
Sorry, Allah doesn't exist Muhammad
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>>26695924
That does sounds pretty good lad.

Perfect lunch for such a nice day desu.
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Esa to be cut by 30 bongs #NoESACut
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there we go lads, achieved everything i needed to do today already, time for WoW and flirting with the lads.
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>>26696255
How much is it atm?

>>26696293
You need to work out though, for the lads.
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>>26696255
enjoy your cuts NEETcuck
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>>26696305
true that, i need to put more effort in, i need to get that Jun body.
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>>26696305
100 bongs a week
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>>26696255
A week? A Month? A fortnight?
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Got some Islam propaganda pamphlet through the letterbox today lads.

I introduced it to my lighter.
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>>26696255
>Only for the work group
Support master race.
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>>26696469
>Only for the work group

Oh good. Was worried for a bit there

Work Group cucks BTFO
>>
http://www.theguardian.com/news/2016/feb/21/the-big-issue-mental-health
this article resonates with you lads well
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>>26690961
Corner Paki chain when?
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>meeting with uni tutor
>they keep making references to eating disorders
>gives me a leaflet about them

kind of wonder what aroused suspicion, thought I was hiding it pretty well desu~
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>>26696612
Probably because you fucking stink of vomit you fat cunt
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How do I escape from this wagecuk hell?

Alternatively

How do I stop caring about this wagecuk hell?
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>>26696632
Quit and claim bennies.

Get some friends and interests besides shitposting, so the work doesn't seem so looming
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>>26696612
Threadly reminder that Tilde samefags as anonymous to defend himself in these threads
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>>26696632
Can you live with your parents? If you can then you can just quit and live off of your savings. If not then suicide is literally the only other way out.
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>>26696612
PEOPLE CAN SMELL YOU COMING YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT
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>>26696612
like us lad, they just want you to be healthy.

>>26696676
its time to fuck off with this lad.
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>>26696612
Probably the fact that your teeth are dissolving, you fucking mong.
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>>26696712
>its time to fuck off with this lad.

>Tilde telling other anons to leave britfeel

top kek no mate thought you would have given up by now to be honest was made pretty clear last night that you are not welcome here
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>>26696660
How does one even begin to get on bennies? I've been to see two GPs and a psychiatric nurse about muh brain problems and got palmed off every time. On all of those occasions, not once did I ever feel like there was the slightest chance of them suggesting going on bennies. Even when I told my GP I hadn't even signed on because the whole thing made me too anxious: nothing.

I have fucking told these people that I have no job, no friends, no life and that I am feeling prevented from being able to do anything by my brain problems yet there's fucking nothing but radio silence. How bad does it need to be? I always lie about suicidal ideation because I don't want to lose my bodily autonomy and I don't want to be force fed SSRIs legally.
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>>26696376
mashallah, it's the halal way to get rid of islamic texts

i have been to my local naqshbandi circle, i'm thinking of making my shahadah soon and officially reverting
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>>26696735
Personally I really love tilde desu senpai baka
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>>26696712
>like us lad, they just want you to be healthy.

We don't want him to be healthy we want him to fuck off
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>>26696676
Hahaha holy shit.

Mods please ban this tripfaggot.
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>>26696753
Good thing you remembered to take your trip off this time mate
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>>26696739
So get JSA and have a "panic attack" during your meeting
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>tfw I want to play dark souls but I don't have it.
How do I cope with this lads?
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>>26696735
>>26696754
my last post about this, stop trying to destroy these threads with your shit.
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>>26696742
what the what
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>>26696739
>asking nurse and doctor for ESA
wtf? Just ask them for a fit note, thats all you need from them. Then apply for it yourself.. has nothing to do with GP
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>>26696766
Thanks mate, I really put in a lot of effort for /britfeel/, its good to see my efforts are not going to waste~
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>>26696632

>hate wagecucking
>hate living at parents
>too normal for NEET bennies
>not normal enough to fit in to regular society

Just can't win. I think being in the middle of everything is the true suffering; being a happy oblivious normie wagecuck or even a hopeless suicidal NEET is better than longing to just fit in somewhere.
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>>26696785
i've been interested in sufism for years now, grew up a sunni but don't take it too seriously

if you really think about it, i probably would be an agnostic but i enjoy islamic theology and the such so i keep it a part of my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5goISKPSH8

you lot should do some dhikr, it would help give you some focus and happiness in life.
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>>26696632
Get a job you're interested in. I wont pretend that I wouldn't rather stay at home than go into work every day, but I've never dreaded going into work.

The people you work with can make a huge difference. Most of my colleagues are bitter old men who hate everything, but they're still a great laugh.
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>>26696784
We're trying to save the threads mate, it is you who is trying to destroy britfeel.
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I need to get dressed and go the shop to get more whisky, but I really can't be bothered.
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>>26696783
Buy it, or pirate if you're on PC.
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>>26696827
>jus b interested in something
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>>26696827
>Get a job you're interested in

When will this meme die?
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>>26696839
I know that feel mate. Remember though sooner you go sooner it is done and sooner you will no longer have to worry about it.
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>>26692465
>>26692501

Because he gets to leave anon
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>>26696824
Huh. Good luck anon. I guess I'm agnostic but perhaps leaning a tad more to the side of God.
All this use of jargon though, confuses the man.
Also: that video is pretty mesmerizing
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I've tried suicide once and I'll try it again, that's why I write songs where I die at the end
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>>26696857
lad, its 20 quid, I can't afford that right now.
>mfw DS2 is 30 quid
fucking non ascii not allowed reee
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>>26696860
>>26696859

How is it a meme? Didn't your parents raise you with the knowledge that a job should be something you enjoy?

If I'm going to spend the next 40 years of my life doing something, why would I pick something that makes me miserable?
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>>26696916
Pirate it then, or go add some weebs on steam and have them buy it for you.
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>>26696824
Don't you read the graffiti?
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>>26696921
>Didn't your parents raise you with the knowledge that a job should be something you enjoy?

My parents explicitly told me since I was a kid that things I enjoy are hobbies and I need to be thinking about a real job like a mechanic or builder.
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>>26696916
I played dark souls for about 700 hours with all the making characters, invading and PvP, it's definitely worth 20 quid lad.

Dark souls 2 is shit though, not worth buying. Hopefully 3 will be better.
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>>26696921
A job is supposed to pay the bills first and foremost mate, its not for fun.
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>>26696955
>mechanic or builder.

Both of which pay shit. Your parents were shit.
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>>26696921
>How is it a meme?
>If I'm going to spend the next 40 years of my life doing something, why would I pick something that makes me miserable?

How is this not a meme? Literally all wageslaving, be it in a supermarket or a phone shop or a bathroom salesman is depressing as fuck. Honestly if people think I am going to wage slave for the next 50 years without killing myself they are in for a shock.
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>>26696921
How should a person with persistent long-term ahedonia go about finding a job that interests them?

>jus try more things ur not trying enough things there will be something u like
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How long will it take for me to move out on a minimum wage job? The fact that I probably won't be able to leave my parents' house even with a job is making it all seem pointless desu.
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>>26696988
Yea they are working class they literally think the point of life is to earn 20k a year at a 'real job' and live on a council estate having kids and being high functioning alcoholics.
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>>26696962
I am relatively new to this type of game, I mainly play RTS and turn based strategy. Would you say that I am barking up the wrong tree and I will get annoyed at the game too quickly?
I have played most of the Monster Hunter series as well.
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>>26696955
Tell your parents to fuck off then. Just because they spend 8 hours a day doing something they hate doesn't mean you have to.

If you had kids, would you want them to be happy with a modest income or rich and hating life? I know that both would be preferable but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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>>26697025
But the only way to enjoy life is to be rich and I wasn't born rich so it's all for naught.
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>>26697014
If you can handle G rank, you can handle dark souls. Just don't rush in like a tard, it's not dynasty warriors.
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>>26697004
>How long will it take for me to move out on a minimum wage job?

Literally never. Unless you don't mind living in a shithole shared house with 1 bathroom to you and 7 refugees.

>The fact that I probably won't be able to leave my parents' house even with a job is making it all seem pointless desu.

Exactly the reason I quit wageslaving. What's the point in doing it if there is literally no pay off. I can afford to live at home and buy everything I want with dole money. Why would I work for literally no benefit to me?
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>>26697066
tyvm, leaning towards buying it now.
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>>26696824
This video honestly made me consider conversion
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>>26696950
yeah i get it like, but i've been on the chans for years, it wasn't always like that. did you know that there used to be a bunch of uk muslims on r9k and they would regular threads?
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>>26697127
Sufism is a lot of fun and it isn't as arsebackwards as other branches of Islam are.

as a robot you might be interested in the solitude aspect of the Sufi principles. I believe it is called Khalwat dar anjuman. You're always alone in the dunya anon, forever alone.

>If Sufis were not to be isolated hermits, they had to interact with the affairs of society. Adopting poverty became an internal attitude of detachment rather than a purely external deprivation of possessions. Moreover, the Sufi adept, shayk, master, or "saint" experienced the paradox more profoundly, as scholar Bruce Lawrence has pointed out. "Living in isolation from the company of others, the saint must constantly attend to the needs of his fellow Muslims, evidenced by his disciples and visitors to his hospice."
>>
Keith's not got very good swimmers
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>>26697127
>>26697147
Why are Muslims so determined to convert people?

I was chatting to this Muslim the other day on Omegle and he starts asking me if I believe in God I tell him no then he starts telling me about how Allah made the world and all this bollocks then he starts telling me about how gay people are evil was like what the fuck mate you know all that shit is made up right? But he proper believed it. Like he actually believed there's a bloke named Allah who made the Earth and flies around in the sky hating gays and bbq pulled pork.

Mentalists.
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>>26697215
Is it all pig meat they don't eat?

Cause that would be out of line desu.
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>>26696979
My job does pay the bills, and I have enough to live comfortably and save a small amount every month. I'm not loaded and I can't buy 300 quid trainers etc on a whim, but I'm satisfied.

Yeah, you might have to do a job you don't enjoy while you look for work. But if you get stuck in a job you hate and never make the effort to find something better then it's your own fault.
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35630565

>women
>marriage
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>>26697215
yeah you should see it as more of a social thing rather than taking it too seriously. it's just a nice and fun way to live you know?

A man has to have some kind of framework. Choose whichever one suits you, islam would appeal to a lot of funchan lads because of the lack of women and general robot nature of it.
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>>26697234
It is all pig meat they don't eat, friendo.
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>>26697234

They also don't keep dogs as pets, because that mental guy who spoke that shit ages ago didn't like them.
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>>26697255
Why is it always Lancashire? Makes me feel ashamed tbqh.
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>>26697234
Pork, shellfish and insects.
Though really they are meant to abstain from eating any animal that feeds on leftovers.
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>>26697215

I agree. I like meeting Christians though, and have had some cool conversations with them that were very interesting and they never force faith on you. Muslims are cunts who seriously believe that nonsense completely, not even as a framework for a good life, word for word.
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>>26697255
>stabbed through the heart
>and you're too late
>she gives love a bad name
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>>26697013
Im being made redundant. I got offered a job at 20,000 bong a year.

Im working class and i won't settle for that shit. I'm skilled not some fucking nvq level 2 waste of skin.
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is it possible to become the semi-cool autist that normies enjoy being around while occasionally gently mocking (in their presence, not behind their back, like in a friendly way.)

is that even a social role or did i just make it up. i don't think i'm original enough to have made it up myself but it might be fake all the same.

i look semi-normal, it'd be interesting to see how the cool normie world works.
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>>26696824
What are the actually saying here?
Are they just running in circles shouting Allah at various frequencies?

Very catchy
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>>26697327
My parents literally think earning good money, getting promoted, wanting nice things and aspiring for a better way of life is snobby.
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>>26697352
the fact you are asking this means the answer for you, at least, is a no. Sorry lad.
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>>26697273
Fuck off back to your sandy shit hole. Stop shilling your fucking sand people fairytales here.

Im
>tfw no gf
Not
>tfw no goat

Fuck off.
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>>26697085

I can't stay here much longer though, I feel my entire personality and spark just melting away from me. I mean I wasn't anything special, but I don't feel alive sitting in my parents house all day. It's depressing that it's next to impossible to get out of this situation.
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>>26697352
Literally me desu, I am the weeb guy in my group of friends
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>>26692644
you still about lad?
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>>26697352
is it possible to become the semi-cool autist that normies enjoy being around while occasionally gently mocking (in their presence, not behind their back, like in a friendly way.)
Mate you just described me, kinda. Pretty sure my 'friends' mock me behind my back. That said, the mocking isn't mocking, it's called banter mate. Some autists cant handle the bants though. We had a guy at work who got his shifts cut because the manager couldn't handle the banter.

>tfw we also made someone cry
>tfw we didn't even feel bad.
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>>26697393
I know exactly how you feel mate. That is just the way things are for people like us in our generation though. I am probably going to kill myself desu.
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>>26697386
Nah how about you fuck off you brain dead backwards retarded cunt
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>>26697368
Wow. Yeah fuck them mate, they should be your baseline of what you aspire to at most.

I believe you can do great things anon. Start at the bottom if you need to just don't stay there. It's much comfier in the middle than it is at the bottom
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>>26697386

mate all of the abrahamic religions were made in fairly deserty areas

>>26697355
that is pretty much it, there's some kind of peace to it, it almost works like mindfullness does? but in a more social setting i imagine.

>>26697307
i think it's because the more obnoxious kind of muslim is the one that you're more likely to meet because they'd be more out and out about their beliefs. you do have a point though, there are some people who take it way to far. just keep a wide berth from them i suppose
>>
PAKIS OUT IIII NOW lllII
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>>26697368
do they actually think the aspiration itself is snobby, or the way you express it?
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>>26697421
I hope they put bacon in your chicken legend when you go to maccies.

Fuck off. None wants you lesser culture here, go shill elsewhere
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>>26697450
At what store?! I've always wanted a Paki!
>>
Is tinder sad and pathetic or an efficient way of getting laid?

I'm certainly not getting any and hookup apps would probably be a solution but I think at the same time I'm too stubborn and proud (and afraid of someone recognising me) that I don't want to use any of these apps

Thoughts?
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>>26697465
Probably the way he expresses it.
He probably looks down on his working class parents despite them going without food to buy him those nike airs he wanted, or his dad not going to the pub and watching football to spend his weekend with him playing fitba in the park.
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>>26697476
You can have this one half price
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>>26691742
Very nice Tbh senpai
>>
I would like some guidance in relation to my phishing

Do I chance phishing HER university account or do I wait until May/June to safely try her facebook

I just feel like she's one bad attempt away from calling the pigs
>>
>>26697500
Is it organic, dubsman?
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>>26697473
Not Muslim so that really wouldn't bother me

You are literally a mong with spastic opinions, kill yourself and stop embarrassing our country
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>>26697352

You have to be good at something normies respect, then you pretty much have free reign to be a bit weird and odd.
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>>26697416

There must be a way out, surely? Or am I being too positive?
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>>26697473
>chicken legend
implying the paki cunts don't just order fucking fillets all the fucking time.
>tfw they don't even speak english so we don't even know how many fillets they want.
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>>26697414
I had this autist friend who I knew from when I was real young. I tried to take him out with my normies mates because he had no friends. He literally couldn't handle the banter at all and completely sperged out. One time he autism raged and beat up this skinny kid who is a really nice guy but he was the only one autism guy thought he had a chance with so just sperg raged on him and started beating him .Then a few of the big lads pulled autism kid off and gave him a bit of a kicking.

Another time

>at someone's house with a few people and Autism friend
>some girls there
>he is too shy to talk to girls
>start getting mad because other people are talking to girls
>decides to impress girls by showing off his athletic ability
>drops to the floor and starts doing push ups
>is fat an barely leaves the house, let alone to exercise
>does like 6 push ups then can barely get off the floor
>takes his top off letting his fat belly hang out challenging people to a push up contest
>all the girls are horrified
>no one really sure what to say
>he ends up cornering me then crying first about girl's at there not talking to him and then how someone stole his gf on WoW or something

another time

>take him to a club
>he starts saying people are pulling his hair
>mate no one is pulling your hair
>he turns around really angry saying someone pulled his hair
>mate literally no one was behind you...
>about an hour later
>standing around with mates
>turn around and see Autism friend has decked some random 17 year old and is sperg raging on him
>bouncers come grab him
>HE PULLED MY FUCKING HAIR HE PULLED MY FUCKING HAIR
>gets thrown out by bouncers

Really isn't a good idea to invite that level of autism out into the world.

Also another time he tried to kidnapp a Polish girl.
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>>26697521
are we talking 'holding your drink better than them', 'football', or 'you have to literally be a savant and useful to them or you're fucked'
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>>26697554
>HE PULLED MY FUCKING HAIR HE PULLED MY FUCKING HAIR
That sounds a pretty badass way to get thrown out, assuming he wasn't done for assault or anything

I've only ever been thrown out for tripping over someone :(
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>>26697465
No, they pretty much refuse to be around anyone you might perceive as middle class. They are proper patriotic about being poor.

>>26697485
>projecting

Also

>wearing Nike airs
>my dad ever not going to the pub, let alone on the weekend

This is why you work at McDonald's mate.
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>>26697568
yes that is what he means
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>>26697542
Suicide, live with 8 pakis or find some way to get rich quick.

These are your 3 options for getting out of your parents house.
>>
where do i find a britfeel bf?
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>>26697635
On /britfeel/, thats where I met mine senpai.
Hes really cool I love him.
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>>26697610
it was supposed to be tiers
i'm fucked at anything above being able to drink more booze than them.
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>>26697519
Hows your philosophy degree treating you. Fuck off with your islamic values
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>>26697635
Let me direct you >>>/int/Brit/
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>>26697635
>>26697650
fags

original comment
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>>26697635
the steam group is a start, the group chat as well. it would be very easy if you were Hampshire desu.
>>
there is like a britfeel group


erm

you lot can come i guess?

https://join.skype.com/wMNO7A7G18IA
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>>26697656
heh

islamic philosphy is pretty interesting. they could have taken the hellenistic route and then ghazali came about with a book called the incoherence of philosophers and shut them up. i mean they did come back with the incoherence of incoherence but then the mongols killed them all so that was the end of that.
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>>26697632

What about living with a few other normal lads?
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>>26697673
>robot skype groups
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>>26697698
If you're willing to live with normies...
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>>26697701
>'robot' skype groups

oc
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>>26697673
>Not using the Steam group
Fuck off
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>>26697701
its just normies who like to circlejerk
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>>26697701
>robot
>skype
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>>26697656
>le angry stupid racist man making assumptions meme

I earn 35k p/a and never attended university, are you mad, brother?
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>>26697722
i reckon we do have a good quotient of those that you'd consider normal and pokey bum wanker mongoloid netscum
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>>26697738
I am pretty fucking mad you degenerate fucking race. GTFO of my thread.
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>>26697568

Those would work, yeah. But you could even be good at something weirdos are into, like music, and it would work.
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>>26697738
FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY SHIT SKINNED SMELLY CUNT
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>>26697714

Probably better than living at home. And I'm sure there's plenty of robots and cyborgs out there living in a shared house with other similar people.
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>>26697738
>I tell lies on anonymous image boards, are you mad, brother?
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>>26697738
>Islam is a race

i kek every time
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Arsenal don't stand a chance tonight :(
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>a british thread filled with literal muslims
kek who didnt see that coming?
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>>26697868
good
Arsenal fans are the most smug cunts on earth

can't wait to see them get BTFO

and I don't even follow football
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>>26697868
Can't wait to watch them get raped to begin the annual bust portion of their boom bust cycle
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>>26697848
It's a race to heaven via Syria. :^)
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>>26697876
>tfw Haig The Butcherer won't rise from his grave and slaughter all these Muslims that have invaded the Great British Isles
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>>26697880
>>26697885
You're both cunts
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>>26697738
>he's bragging about his wage
>he doesn't know mine is higher
>he thinks you can be racist about a culture

Go fuck a 6 yearold
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>>26697937
Arsenal fan detected
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>its an angry retard samefags in the desperate attempt to receive a (you) thread
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>>26697668
my lad lives extremely close to Hampshire..are you qt?
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Lads I'm wearing my school PE uniform. Feels nostalgic.
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>>26697993
this entire thread is one person you cunt. you're all just illusions i made in my noggin
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>>26698002
I'm qt as fuck lad. In a normal person way.
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dislexic here

how do you spell exstoshernet

as in house prices are exstoshernet these days, for example
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>>26698032
>tfw not real

>>26698056
'extortionate'
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>>26698042
wewlad

how old are you?
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>>26698056
extortionate
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>>26698072
I'm a sexy 21 year old NEET.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1456180790706.webm

Robin Williams knows what's up
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Any bots in Didcot? Is it muzzies?
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>>26698114
I doubt it, why would they blow up a disused power plant?
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>>26698084
I'm a 22 year old NEET. This could work.
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>>26698084

Is it just me that gets pissed off at these early 20s lads calling themselves NEETs?

No one gives a fuck if you're not employed if you're in your early 20s and you can fuck around all you want. It's when you hit your thirties that it becomes a matter of national shame and the NEET tag should be employed.

That's just me though, wondering what the other lads in here think about the subject.
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>>26698138
pub/nandos meet when lad.
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>>26698098
Robbie Williams apparently had a addiction to lucozade?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbie_Williams#Personal_life
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>>26697929

why do you hold true to such beliefs?

it was Jinna who helped the brits during ww2

there were 2.5 million men from india who fought in ww2, that's the largest ever volunteer army created in world history

70 years later some fucking neckbeard fedora racist will probably call you a paki for it

what times we live in

3 million bengalis died in the famine of 1943 because churchill didn't give a fuck

BRITANIA RULES THE WAVES
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>>26698138
poundland meet when lad.
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where should i order a pizza from tonight lads?
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>>26698150
I only hate it when someone calls them self neet and they turn out to be a massive normalfag. Then again it's possible to be both. Just me and my assumptions desu.
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>>26698205
>Give us a list.
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>>26698114
Close to
>>26698122
>tfw actually watched the towers get blown up
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What are fast food jobs (McDonald's, Pizza Hut etc.) like lads? How do I get a job there?
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>>26698244
papa johns, pizza hut, dominos, the paki places around me are shit
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Mudslimes out of britfeel
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>>26698205
Pizza GoGo is the best
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>>26698205

Alot of pizza hut places have a deal any size pizza for 7.99, but you only have one type of pizza to choose from per day.

So while its a 7 day a week offer the only good pizzas are offered on monday and tuesday, todays being pepperoni.

Dominoes is alright but it will be more expensive but you can still get an size pizza for whatever good price if you order before 4pm so too late.

Papa johns is the kind of pizza you would feed to your dog then feel bad for your dog that you fed it such horseshit.

>>26698274

I actually went to a Mcdonalds interview recently, they dont ask for much on their online quizz thing in terms of references or experience but once you get to the interview i failed because autism.
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Why the fuck is it so hard to get a fucking entry level, no frills, no spills, no real responsibility jobs these days? I just want to work as a fucking shelf stacker or checkout scanner or behind a bar or some shit but it seems to be fucking impossible to find and then get an interview for these fucking positions. I can get jobs working in finance no problem but I don't want to work in fucking finance I want a simple supermarket or bar job but no I'M not good enough for that even though it pays less than the fucking job offers I do get. WHAT THE FUCK
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Swedish girl rescued from daesh
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>>26698352
she loves isis
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>>26698042
post face pls
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>>26698352
Bit of a munter for a Swedish girl ain't she?
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>tfw alive

not a good feel

does anyone here actually things its worth being alive? Not sure I'd miss all that much really.
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>>26698251
Think you're bad luck m8
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>>26698349

I know this feel.

It's not an original feel, but i feel it.
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If I get put into the work-related activity group for ESA and act like a total weirdo autist during said activity (like 'talking about 4chan memes like an overexcited child even when told to stfu', will they get sick of me and put me in the support group?

Checking online it doesn't look like I qualify for the support group normally, but surely they can't keep taking someone like that in for whatever work related activity they've got when they're clearly never going to fit into a workplace?
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>tfw its getting lighter at night

Fuck sake
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Who "bored of their job" here?
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>>26698483
You should speak in nothing but quotes from Quentin Tarantino films.
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anyone else really enjoy that new ditty 'once i was seven years old'? i think the guy who sang it will go places
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>>26698508
I prefer it to be lighter in the evenings as it gives the chavs less darkness to commit crimes in, however when it gets warmer in the summer that is when their power levels are highest and they go full chav and you have literal riots in the streets and stuff where I live.
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>>26698483
>it doesn't look like I qualify for the support group normally
Why do you say that?
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>>26698183
Britain is for white British lad, sorry gtfo.
The colonies were a means to an end, all other races were expendable back then.
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>>26698562
>When brown eyed subhumans think they are white
Worse feel
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>>26698483
no you actually have to apply for it, its A or B
if u want to swap you need a reconsideration.
which I think is like going through the assessment all over again with a new form.
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>>26698562
yeah but what about the nhs coming close to collapse in the 1960s and needing brown people to fill in the gaps?

how's about when hardy and ramanujan got together and done some wicked nice maths together

ffs lad, the tikka massala was invented in birmingham, to deny such a fruitful relationship is retarded

i know you want to stick your head up yer jacksy and scream your pol memes all you want, but you're not being realistic

do you want britain to demographically collapse and go out with a whimper in the next 200 years like the japs would?
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>>26698556
because my understanding is you need to meet one of the most severe criteria to qualify (or say you're suicidal, but i was too dumb to do that)

>>26698605
does this mean i'm totally fucked if i can't ever be considered disabled enough to meet the worst criteria? well, except i guess saying WRA was so bad that it made me suicidal to have to show up to it.
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>>26698616
Once again they are a means to an end and are a human resource, they can stay if they have a use.
>who give as fuck about curry
>we are getting destroyed as we speak. Muslims are creating zones were Sharia law is enforced.
We are committing cultural genocide due to the sins of our forefathers, we need to stem the tide and take a stance or Jamal and his sixteen wives will fuck us over.
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>>26698740
i grew up in those areas the videos are talking about. it's right next to some of the most popular drinking zones within london. you do realise it's not difficult for a couple of tards to go record themselves shouting shariah law at randomers and then become famous over it. there are no shariah law zones, that place is in aldgate and it has the largest number of hookers and heroin use in london.


seriously think about it logically

what is this cultural genocide you're talking about? is it the norman occupation we've been living under? fuck those cunts

ALL HAIL THE KINGDOM OF NORTHUMBRIA FUCK WILLIAM THE BASTARD GET THAT KRAUT SLAG OFF THE THRONE.

seriously mate you're a retard if you genuinely believe the /pol/locks
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>>26698799
I literally have to go into town to see British culture being destroyed by these smelly fucking apes of humans.
Fuck off back to the Middle East, India, Pakistan or whatever shit hole that you come from.
If we need you thats fine, come on in. If you are soaking up the benefits and aren't contributing get the fuck out.
>believing anything on this site
You must think I am dumb, fuck off.
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>>26698616
>do you want britain to demographically collapse and go out with a whimper in the next 200 years like the japs would?

You don't seriously believe the we need immigrants to support an aging population meme do you?
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>>26698150
NEETs are initially young people bruv. Not in education employment or training.

When the fuck are 30 somethings in education or training?

The people you are talking about are lost causes.
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>>26698654
My mate stomped on a plug once so he couldn't walk and they gave him disability bennies. Throw yourself down the stairs or something and you'll be golden.
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indians = good
pakis = bad
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I'd like to have a paki slave to lick the shit off my arse in the morning after ive had a dump
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>>26698891

Lol. Actually thinking a shrinking population can actually support an ever longer living population of pension claimers.

>idiot
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>>26698877
You are dumb also very angry
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>>26698931

Being this black and white is a sign of autism.
What about Muslim Indians?
What about Hindu pakis?
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>>26698877
but what is british culture? it's an amorphous blob that pretty much soaks up anything it considers of value. that includes curry and brown people things like bad bollywood music and salman rushdie and the sylheti alphabet.
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The new xfiles feels like ncis or something, it's weird.
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>>26698979
not understanding memes is a sign of autism
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>>26698950
The longer people live the longer people will work for.

That meme about needing a young population is because if there population stagnates and has a majority of older people the housing market would collapse because not many people would be buying houses as most old people would already be set with houses and there would be not enough young people to keep up a housing boom. This would be disastrous for the banks as no more mortgages and thus we'd reach financial Armageddon.

So yea the idea that we need a young population to 'support the elderly' is a complete meme. You need a young population to support the housing market by keeping a constant demand.
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>everything is a meme these days

Lads
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>>26698997
You must be an autistcon then. Or is is an autobot?
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>>26698982
British culture is so prevalent that you don't even realise it. Western society is the result of British culture.
Television, science, agriculture, industry, three meals a day - the most basic things you do without even thinking.
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>tfw the suicidal thoughts feel good

I'm proper stupid lads, fucks sake
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>>26698891
yeah we do actually. the fault lies in the large number of babies born post ww2, this led to an unstable population pyramid that we can't sustain without outside migration. you can see how the ages of 40-59 bulge out and as soon as they start retiring, this would cause a serious strain on public services cos of their cost of maintenance, things such as healthcare and pension would be exorbitantly expensive.

there is something called the dependancy ratio and it is skewed in a way that is not maintainable, even the tory government know this and will get a million new people in, even though they promised to cut down on immigration. basically speaking, there will be more money going out than will be coming in and the only way you can quickly raise more money is by either somehow spurting out a new bunch of kids (they will need education and time to grow) or just importing in a bunch of darkies.

your government chose the darkies now live with it.
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>>26699021
Housing market, and the income generatd by it, is a tiny fraction of what banks make.

You have no idea what you are talking about.
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>>26699057
Tun it into outward humour so people will never know you're in real pain
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>>26699095
>he thinks the housing market can collapse and the economy will be fine
>proceeds to tell others they have no idea what they are talking about

I love this website.
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Is it possible for a non white person to ever be able to assimilate into British culture?
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>>26699052
well you mentioned science, you could say that Hume and Sir Francis Bacon played a role in the development of epistomology but so did Ghazali and Ibn Sina, they are pakis, would you say that they deserve something? agriculture was independently developed in mesothilic china, the levant and parts of india. those places are pretty foreign. actually britain didn't get agriculture till thousands of years after them actually.

i know you're pulling my leg but there's also a lot of lads out there who genuinely think the way you do.
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>>26699136
Only if you're a tanned Italian
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>>26699081
sorry, forgot my image
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>>26698956
I am angry because no one seems to care that this is happening.
>>26698982
>Value
All those things apart from the Sylheti
>British culture
We have nurtured and expanded many fields, comedy, science, industry.
Meanwhile we have radicalism and fundamentalism that threatens to destroy the western world from the inside out, like a cancer.
Fuck off, get out of my land.
>ethnic cleansing when?
>>26699136
if they have value and they adhere to our rules and way of life then they can stay.
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>>26698654
Don't you have an advisor or one on one time with someone who checks up on you on the work programme? Say you're feeling suicidal on that.
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I kept catching a girl looking at me while i was at the gym. She wasn't a disgusting heffer either lads.

She was quite pretty. I think im in love desu lads

this isn't a good thing lads. I go to the gym to lift the feels away not generate more
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>>26699021
what the flying fuck kind of a moron are you?

go look up the wikipedia page for dependancy ratio

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dependency_ratio
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>>26699168
What about those born here to immigrant parents, would they ever be able to be a part of British culture, would you want to ship them off if they were NEETs and collected benefits?
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>>26699130

You are retarded mate. You talk as if the market will just one day switch. With the greater aged population scenario here will be a wind down.

When there was the crash before it was due to too much lending to high risk customers. leading to the collapse of some major banks.
The amount of debt owed that couldn't be repayed was the cause of the crash.

A lack of buyers and lowering prices will not kill the economy.
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>>26691229

Thought I'd post my waifu for a change
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>>26699121
I've tried this, I think people know anyway.

>>26699192
Whatever feels you have are just going to be replaced with others. You need to find the most neutral feels possible desu.
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poleaboo is getting sick of all this /pol/ shit

He wants Tilde back
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>>26699215
If they contribute nothing to society and they are a burden then they can get the fuck out.
A generation rule could be put in place to ensure that those that have given to the state can be protected as a British citizen to a certain extent for a certain amount of time, if they do not contribute to the state or don't find a way to not be a burden then its back to shit hole central for them.
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>>26699168
people are so angry that they are subverting the traditional british values of not really giving a shit. you're being fed a diet of dailymail spiel and i suppose it will hit you in your haimat senses because you're an idiot and that sort of appeal to your base instinct will work.

what kind of threat does islamic radicalism pose to western values such as freedom and liberty and whatnot? i'd say the bigger problem is the backlash against it, leading to some very dirty draconian measures from our government. britain went the mosley's facists and the CPGB and all sorts of fuckeries and nothing really happened.

keep calm and carry on
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>>26699211
Right, can you not read too good?

Read my post again. The first line. The older a population is the longer they will work for. Just because a population is ageing does not mean the labour force is going to drastically shrink.

Also, if we were in that situation then why are there still millions of unemployed people? I'd be all for immigration if we were in some kind of post WW2 state where there was a lot of working needing done and not enough people to do it, but there is literally millions of people unemployed right now. Companies are hardly struggling for labour.
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>>26699274
Is this only for non whites? Also where would you deport a person to if they failed?
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sent her a phishing email

Wish me luck, though I'd settle for just not ending up in the nick
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>>26699144
Culture isn't about who invented it, it's the way it's done.
The British methods are the one used across the world, while the arabs have faded into obscurity.
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>>26698982
We already won a cultural victory. Topgear is one of the most watched programmes in the world.

Football is the worlds most popular sport.

WE WUZ EMPIRE

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN MATE
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>>26699262
>He wants Tilde back

Tilde went? Fill me in, I've been away from the computer.
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>>26699233
Azulad at the meetup more like.
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FUCK OFF /POL/

Stop ruining our thread
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>>26699262
Poleaboo would like to remind you that due to posts like this he has been forced to adopt a tripcode.

He hopes that one day we can go back to the way things were, though it is unlikely.
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>>26699335
>/pol/
not the bogeyman you think it is
the recent surge of homosexuality and anime has damaged these threads more than discussing Andrew Neil has
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>>26699318
He got bullied pretty hard last night
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>>26699221
>>26699211
Reeeeeee please read a bit and stop believing the world is as simple as 'r population is getting older so need migratns XDD don't be rasist XDD;

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article53301.html
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>>26699289
it's like 1.7 million? it's the lowest it's ever been in a while. demographically speaking, the uk is heading towards a shortfall actually. and no, people will sitll generally retire at the age they usually do, it's just that we'd also be left with a larger proportion of geriatrics from rising life expectancy The number of over 80s is set to more than double from 3m in 2012 to 6.1m in 2037. this will create a strong strain on the nhs and the like, we're headed for disaster because there isn't going to be enough young

companies are struggling for skilled labour actually
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>>26699318
Nah he even posted in this thread
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>>26699262
pakiboo needs to fucking deal with it
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>>26696999
I'd start by making a list of the thing you enjoy that people consider a skill

>sitting in front of the idiot box would not go on the list, animoo or not.
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>>26699397
The core of this thread is being NEET and not normie

Complaining about Muslims for being different and NEET, stinks of /pol/tard tourists
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>>26699285
>threats
It removes the very notion of freedom, to do what we want when we want and not to be bound by fundamentalist beliefs that were spouted thousands of years ago.
It threatens the very fabric of what many have died to achieve and that is the rights of man, women and child, to live and prosper in society.
Keep calm and fuck off.
>>26699290
Anyone that has not contributed to the state can either take a menial labour job that is needed or leave its that simple, if you have nothing to add to society, go else where, we need to have people that are worth keeping not burdens on the taxpayers and the government.
>>26699315
God bless the old bat.
>>26699335
I ain't from /pol/ mate, just stating some fact.
>>26699408
Hope he comes back, I like the poor lad myself, don't see anything wrong.
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>>26699408
>He got bullied pretty hard last night

The last two to three hundred posts were telling him to go fuck himself

Lets move on.
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>>26699413
>With the epicentre for the immigration crisis being made manifest in London which whilst has been good for house price so far, nevertheless as my earlier analysis highlighted is in fact trending towards future crisis due to there being no plan or objective to assimilate migrant populations, instead the exact opposite is occurring in the formation of high population density enclaves that sow the seeds for self determination Kosovo style.

>Unfortunately rather than being the norm most new build properties on flood plains do not tend to incorporate such structural defences such as having the residency area built over a ground floor garage which effectively adds 3 metres to the ground floor height to the properties.

n1 lad dem darkies wont kno wot hit em
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>>26699433
>too many elderly
>importing millions of shitskins will fix it

you realise that these immigrants will ALSO get old and become a strain on the system? We're only delaying and worsening the problem.
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>>26699289

There will always be a significant number of unemployed no matter how the nation is.
It's actually healthy economically speaking to have unemployment at around 3/4%
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>>26699470
>Anyone that has not contributed to the state can either take a menial labour job that is needed or leave its that simple, if you have nothing to add to society, go else where, we need to have people that are worth keeping not burdens on the taxpayers and the government.

Are you retarded?

Do you know you're in a NEET thread?
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>>26699470
Didn't even read your post, but why have you done this.

Reply to three posts at max, thats the rule.
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>>26699456
But the only things I enjoy are drinking, watching football, playing vidya and listening to 1990s grunge music
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>>26699462
the core of this thread is being BRITISH neet and not normie

pakis are not british, and thus don't belong here.
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>>26698979
rare and the overriding culture of each country is different.

i'm more influenced by the international actions of each country than by their religious choices (though the two are interlinked as most of the bad shit pakistan has done has been because 'muh-slims'
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>>26699470
>or leave its that simple, if you have nothing to add to society, go else where

if people are living here and don't follow your rules, where would you send them? You never answered this, whether non white or white you said people would need to contribute or leave and I'm wondering where you would want to send them.
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>>26699221
It would be better to have Britain be empty than to allow non-whites to overrun it.
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>>26699433
>companies are struggling for skilled labour actually

Because the government told everyone to go to uni and get fucking shit degrees
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>friend is throwing a laser tag game
>have the sneaking suspicion he may invite the girl who I liked in year five because he still knows her
If I don't fuck this up this could be good, lads.
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>>26699523
Poleaboo pre-Tilde was the thread mascot
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>>26699470
>It removes the very notion of freedom, to do what we want when we want and not to be bound by fundamentalist beliefs that were spouted thousands of years ago.
It threatens the very fabric of what many have died to achieve and that is the rights of man, women and child, to live and prosper in society.
Keep calm and fuck off

but in this process you remove freedom far more than they did. it's akin to the mccarthyism shit that went down in the 1950s. you can't deal with radicalism and fundementalism by kicking them out or stamping down on it to fulfill your daily mail fantasies

you need to have frank and adult open discussions about these things and challenge them in the open with their own framework, which is what every single major muslim organisation is doing. the paradoxical thing is that by fighting for suposed british values, you subvert them yourself and cause far more damage to them than the darkies would.
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>>26698950
if we tax the work of machines more, it can.

why take in an immigrant (who still needs publicly funded services like roads) to work in mcdonalds when you could just stick a computer in mcdonalds, then up corporation tax instead?
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Watching my muscles grow and my body transform day by day is very rewarding lads

I recommend it to all of you
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>>26699493

Unavoidable in capitalism. Ever increasing inflation is obviously unsustainable.

But we still don't do anything. Economically. Socially. Globally. Blah blah.

Basically humans are fucked whatever
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>>26699549
No he was the thread storyline
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>>26699561

How does any government up corporate tax when they are propped up by the very same people.

They aren't dumb enough to bite the hand that feeds them.
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>>26699540
>tfw he fucks her in front of you during laser tag as you come round a corner to see them both together
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>>26699561
>why take in an immigrant (who still needs publicly funded services like roads) to work in mcdonalds when you could just stick a computer in mcdonalds, then up corporation tax instead?

This. We currently in this country prevent automation to keep jobs for actual people alive. If the population ages just automate more jobs and tax companies more for the pleasure of not having to pay wages.
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>>26699555
how is this removing freedoms? by allowing such a backwards religion and ideology to rule my life is restricting my rights as a human.
Every human should have the right to live free, without restrictions within reason, following such a backwards mentality is damaging and not human.
>>26699531
I'm not sure lad, didn't think that far ahead LOL
>>26699512
Sorry, won't happen again sir.
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>>26699618
>How does any government up corporate tax when they are propped up by the very same people.

Because corporations would save more money by getting rid of their work force and paying a bit more corporate tax.
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>>26699618
>How does any government up corporate tax when they are propped up by the very same people.
make the corporate tax increase lower than the previous expenditure on wages.
this might still yield more money for the government since only a certain % of wages were taxed directly anyway.
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>>26699549
The guy in the OP is the mascot you dumb fucking retard.
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>>26699649
but no one is imposing their religous views on you

>Every human should have the right to live free, without restrictions within reason, following such a backwards mentality is damaging and not human.


oh so you want those humans to be free like you are and not follow their stupid thing and follow your enlightened thing instead because it's superior? so we should force them to be free like us?

do you even listen to yourself think lad?
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>>26699492
>n1 lad dem darkies wont kno wot hit em

kek

You might want to take a look at the name of the gentleman who wrote the article.
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>>26699658
>>26699667
Then have nobody with an income to purchase their products?
They need to employ staff in order to sell. The game is totally rigged. They pay us to buy their shit man.
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>>26699703
>Then have nobody with an income to purchase their products?
The elderly on their pensions, the young on their neetbux.

Not to mention those with hard to automate creative industry jobs.
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>>26699687
>oh so you want those humans to be free like you are and not follow their stupid thing and follow your enlightened thing instead because it's superior? so we should force them to be free like us?

This is literally like saying we shouldn't oppress battered women who stay with their abusive husbands by encouraging them to leave and seek help because it is their right to stay and get battered.
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>>26699687
>so we should force them to be free like us?
Yes.

Not so much in this country though, more 'we should invade saudi arabia and do to the saud family what we did to saddam'
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>>26699703
>Then have nobody with an income to purchase their products?

Not everyone works services mate. You'd essentially just be cleansing a group of workers. Making the demand for labour smaller, thus allowing for a smaller labour population to be sustainable.
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>>26699687
That isn't what I said mate, I want this country to follow what we think is right. You can do whatever you want in your country if you think its 'right' I completly disagree but that is neither here nor there.
In terms of superiority, not stoning people is better than stoning people, so yeah.
And no I just say it how it is to be honest.
>>26699736
thanks friend I needed an example to show my thinking.

If I listened to myself think I would probs end my life to be honest
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>>26699736
i think you're just sort of implying that all forms of religion that you deem stupid is abusive in some way. i do think that harmful cultural practises like forced marriage or homophobia or whatever should be stopped but only if it infringes on that persons rights. i think we would be infringing on their right to a personal life by banning religion or whatever it is you're impliyng we should do.

why would you choose the example of a battered wife, it takes away agency from them and makes them seem weak.
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>>26696469
how long does the support group last for? I went to a random interview last year and they placed me on it
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>>26699233
Why do you hate your waifu so much Nymphlad
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>>26699784
has there ever been a stoning in the uk? it was pretty clear we were talking about muslims within the uk.

>I want this country to follow what we think is right

historically we've enjoyed religious plurality for a few hundred years now, so i suppose we should carry on that tradition instead of imposing your idea of what you think this country believes in?
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>>26699766
>>26699735

Not everybody. But most. There are more working class jobs like that.
It's a triangle innit.
Less as you go up.
Can't take away the jobs from the masses and expect to have the smaller group with a more divers purchase portfolio to pickk up the slack.
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>>26699785
>i think you're just sort of implying that all forms of religion that you deem stupid is abusive in some way

All forms of organised religion I would say are so in some way, yes.
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>>26696255
why are our government such bastards

at least fuck with the JSA people more before picking on spastics.
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What channel is the Arselona game on lads?
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>>26699819
>Muslims
I am talking about their ideology and religion, read my posts mate and you will understand for gods sake.
We need to become a secular society and we need to ensure it stays that way.
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>tfw just turned 22

it's all downhill from here
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>>26697500
Mark Armstrong
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>>26699899
show me your underwear irl
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This thread does not feel comfy at all.
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>>26699285
>what kind of threat does islamic radicalism pose to western values such as freedom and liberty and whatnot? i'd say the bigger problem is the backlash against it, leading to some very dirty draconian measures from our government. britain went the mosley's facists and the CPGB and all sorts of fuckeries and nothing really happened.
>>26699555
>you need to have frank and adult open discussions about these things and challenge them in the open with their own framework,

>which is what every single major muslim organisation is doing.
[citation needed]

The issue with Islam is it is not something you can pick and choose what parts of their texts you follow, to do so is to challenge the word of God. It's the culture and design of the religion for it to be powerful and therefore needs to enforce control of its followers, they are following the supposed words of God himself afterall.

It's not false when people say there is no such thing as a moderate muslim.

Away from your BBC fantasies, they can't be reasoned with because the rules of reason are defined by God as per their texts, in this situation we don't reach understanding, we only offer compromise in our law and in our freedoms to allow the rules of Islam to exist. You can't have half and half, for every Islamic ruling made in court one of ours has to overidden, this is not like gay rights or civil rights except for their right to practice their religion up to the point where it harms the freedoms or safety of others and unfortunately in the case of this particular religion, it does override the freedom and sometimes the safety of others.

The Islamification of any western country in any even tiny part should be horrifying to anyone who enjoys any part of western life and the people who believe in it should be given absolutely no quarter to assist this culture in trying to enroach ours. It has no right.
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>>26699899
i turn 22 next month, its not like anything has been great up until this point though.
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>>26699926
What kind of underwear do you like desu?
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>>26699961
some cute panties are nice, but anything will do
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>>26699974
mine are dumb and stupid, sorry
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ITT: pol and weaboos the hit musical.
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>>26699945
As someone lefty as fuck i'm not a fan of muslim immigration since they're more likely to be pro-death penalty, etc.

This might be a democracy, that doesn't mean i'm okay with people who have different opinions to me moving here and voting. :^)
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>>26699950
how does a suicide pact after a cheeky nandos sound

>>26699926
gay
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>>26699995
anon i said anything will do! im sure your underwear looks cute on you
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>>26699839
>Can't take away the jobs from the masses and expect to have the smaller group with a more divers purchase portfolio to pickk up the slack.

You can because the whole point of this is that the population is shrinking, so we need to either

>A import immigrants to take over some jobs
>B automate these jobs instead

The population would continue to shrink until it began to stagnate. A smaller population would allow for better education and training, as well as social support, for young people, meaning there should be enough people highly trained enough to do the jobs that will still be required.

The tax money missed out from the workers replaced by robots would be subsidised by the rise in corporate tax, which would still be a saving for corporations as opposed to paying an entire work force.

There would be very little homelessness due to the smaller population meaning housing was readily available and also less unemployment, those that were unemployed would have a better safety net due to the fact that there are less people relying on it.

I believe

>less immigration
>more automation
>let the population shrink
>create utopia
>???
>profit

As opposed to

>more immigration
>just keep encouraging suicidal population growth the world over
>destroy the planet in a couple hundred years time
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>>26700004
that sounds magical, hopefully some other lads will join.
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>>26699806

You know what they say, treat them mean, keep them keen

(Me on the right)
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>>26700004
>>26700024
I would killmyself if I had to go to nados too desu.
please can we, it actually does sound magical
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>>26699997
You don't have to be pol to have a discussion about politics. These issues affect us all, anon.
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>>26700003
It's more than an opinion they have.

This is where people trip up arguing against the problem of Islam and the west.

It's not an 'opinion', we're not having a clash of opinions, we're having a war of dominant culture in a country, where two cultures with their own laws, expectations of people, methods of punishment, treatment of women, etc are now at odds.

Except in this case one is defined by a God, for the glory of said God, that you may not believe in and another was created for the good of people, by the people.
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>>26700100
in terms of voting, it's just an opinion. especially since our political system still basically leaves your options as labour/conservative/libdem(kek)/ukip/snp, so the muslim vote has more subtle effects since RESPECT are literally whos.
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>Local co-op doing Alcohol clearance, prices through the floor

I am now the beer baron of this fucking town, a penniless but content one
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>>26700175
That's quality

What you get mate?
>>
sodomite
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>>26700155
Subtle like all the blatant voting fraud the labour party participates in that they pretend to ignore like the pedophiles?
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>>26700100
You do realise that our government gets its power from the monarch, whose power is granted by God?

The authority that the government, police, military, monarch etc. have is all because of God. That's why we respect it.

If there we no God we would have no leader.
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>>26700218
Most people respect them just cause they were already there desu
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>>26700218
>whose power is granted by God?
didn't cromwell do away with that shit?

the government gets its authority from the people, even if they claim it's from god.
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>>26700193
Two 4 packs of sol for 2.50
Two 4 packs of Strop for 2.65
4 Budvar for 1.10 each
6 bottles Carling cider 1.00 each
Couple of bitter and ales for like 1.30 to 1.60

There were mixers like Jack and coke cans cheap alongside some Koppaberg and Bulmers for cheap but I'm not 14 anymore and my sweet tooths gone
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>>26700218
But God literally doesn't exist...
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>>26700218
As a tradition. Not a requirement. Not a framework when writing laws.

No one respects that kind of thing today and if they were removed it would not change the nature of our laws and the creation of them for the benefit of the people instead of the glory of god.

For example we didn't give women the vote for the glory of god etc.

It's not hard.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jAsERpaqQo
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>>26700248
Nice but

>carling cider

why.jpg
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>>26700299
way to be edgy, sport.
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>>26700243
He tried, but ultimately he lost.
Charles II had everyone who signed his dad's death warrant put to death and Cromwell was dug up and tossed in a ditch.
Even today power the government has is on loan from the Queen, she is not only above the law but is able to appoint and remove politicians as she sees fit and a bunch of other powers she never uses.
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>>26700328
It's not edgy... We're not Americans... It is the common opinion in modern Britain...
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>>26700311
It's not done FOR God, it's done using God's power.

Also women got the vote only 9 years after men did. Prior to that you were only eligible for a vote if you were a land owner, and female land owners could vote.
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>>26700328
How is not believing in God edgy? Are you really that delusional?
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>>26700319
That was the most bitter cider left believe it or not
No magners, strongbow, nothing
I should have just gotten more beer in retrospect
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>>26700389
Right, but it wasn't claimed modernly as the word of God, is what I'm getting at, so is in no part comparable.
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>>26700413
You're not from the south west are you?
>>
What did your mum play in the car?
>The Very Best of the Bay City Rollers
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So ITT is there a Muslim guy arguing that God rules England and God is Allah thus England is a Muslim country? Is that what is happening here?
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>>26700429
No, it is however the word of the Queen who is appointed by God.

She doesn't need to act in God's interests either but you need to understand that it is God that gives her power.
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>>26700449
My mum puts on Talksport
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>>26700436
I'm not mate, sorry
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>>26700473
>She doesn't need to act in God's interests either but you need to understand that it is God that gives her power.

And why does God have the power to give anybody else power?
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>>26700454
God is technically a Christian, as God acknowledges Christ as the son of God.
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>>26700474
so does my dad

should our parents fuck?
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>>26700477
Yea, I knew with that kind of taste in cider you wouldn't be. If you want good cider come down here I will educate you. We've got a boat and everything.
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>>26700449
My mum would put on classic fm, my dad would always play abba, michael buble and some kind of country music desu.
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>>26700454
Sort of.

I think they just jumped in the middle of the conversation trying to give a specific history lesson unrelated.

But if we take it as a comparison, they claim that the historic use of God in the UK as a traditional/historic institute is directly comparable to Allah's will in Islam which directly defines the content of the laws based on his written word, regardless of whether or not it is for the benefit of the people, respecting their rights or will, relevant to the time (>ITS CURRENT YEAR), financially reasonable, moral, peaceful, etc, respectful to the native people of the land etc.

It's simply not, and people should be horrified this kind of cultural combat has been allowed to start in the UK.
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just found a really old photo where i look p good
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>>26700473
But men make modern british law based on the interest of the people, under the understanding it provides reasonable safety and freedom for the british people.

God as a matter of institutional tradition isn't the same as God/God's written word directly from religious text as a method of defining what is good for *all* the citizens of a country.

They are all completely different.
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>Uncle Dean's dog attended his funeral
>So did people from the local Chinese where we ate afterwards
>Story about him always picking wild mushrooms and eating them at work (apparently normal if you're Czech but freaked out his colleagues in the UK)
>Mushrooms on the fucking wreath

Pretty weird funeral. RIP uncle Dean.
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>>26700531
This is one of the biggest reasons I hate them.

They're trying to twist things and hiding behind racism
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>>26700449

Mam can't drive, but dad has Real Radio XS on.

tfw you've got your dads taste in music
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>trying to watch Arsenal vs Barcelona stream
>had stream open for 10 minutes now
>still some annoying woman going on in an advert in the background about how she makes 1 million pounds a week selling washing up liquid from home as a single mum

REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26700591
Exactly.

To restate it for anyone having trouble following it along:

Christianity is involved in British history.
But
British law is British, whether it defies the known traditional texts or not (Gay marriage, for example, non-serfdom etc.)

Islamic historic culture is Islamic/god.
And
Islamic law IS Islam/God.

Islam for a country is about servitude and submission to Allah. This is not compatible with countries build in servitude to their people.

It cannot work. It does not work. For it to work one of two things must happen:

Muslims remove parts of their laws and therefore defy Allah, making them no longer Muslim.
or
British citizens give up their rights conflicting with Islam, making them no longer under British law.

No compromise, any compromise is to go against the word of God, by Islam.

This is not and will never be compatible unless Allah is defied.
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>>26700572
The power, the authority do make those laws, comes from God.
What actions the monarchy takes is not dictated by God or is the will of God, that is the monarch's divine privilege.
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>>26700697
Yeah, as a historic institution or a tradition, but they're not directly written into law by the word of God, our modern laws don't come from religious texts.

For example, if the monarchy demanded by the word of God tommorow that all gays must be executed or excommunicated, it would be widely defied and shut down and the monarchy itself would be challenged.

As such, it is not comparable to Islam.
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>>26700682
>tfw going to watch it at a pub and I don't even know anything about football.
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>>26700775
I am not comparing it to Islam, I have made no mention of Islam.
Islam is a backwards ideology and has no place in western society.

If the Queen made such a demand then yes, it would probably be a short civil war followed by the execution of homosexuals. Not likely that she will make such a demand though, really nice strawman though.
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>>26700808
Just remember to say 'the problem with Arsenal is they always try to walk it into the net'
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>>26700910
>"That was NEVER offside!"
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>>26700808
also sau that gary linekar is a bit of a goal hanger
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>>26698654
>does this mean i'm totally fucked if i can't ever be considered disabled enough to meet the worst criteria?

sorry I went for a nap.

support group is for people who absolutely cannot work, and are getting long term psychological support for it.
that's why its called the support group.

WRAG is for people who have problems and then the person at the job center sees what courses or help are available to help ease you back into work.

Im currently in the wrag but feel im in the wrong group as I have le fucking problems and am on waiting list for long term support.

but since my review comes up in june im just waiting and will apply to change groups then.
with that said ill probably still have to go to a tribuneral. its not easy getting this benefits.
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>>26700864
>it would probably be a short civil war followed by the execution of homosexuals.

Nah, there wouldn't. It was an example of the reaction to the invoking of that 'power' which doesn't exist now, it is just a historic institution, the recognition has transformed based on the times.
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NEW THREAD HAS BEEN MADE

>>26701241
>>26701241
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>>26701250
If the Queen demanded something like that, it would have to happen.
Your strawman has turned against you.
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>>26697408
I am now senpai senpai
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