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Pruge when? Edition
>tfw this will never happen in the uk
Dead thread, post waifus
>>26691229
Doing my bit to keep it alive, and posting waifu.
Let's talk about pakis.
>>26691229
Burnt the roof of my mouth, I wasn't planning on having a nice day anyway
>>26691229
early morning waifu post~
Adam Johnson general.
Daily reminder who killed the feels
>>26691555
Fuck off with this shit don't destroy another thread you absolute cunt
>>26691555
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26676674/#26681797
interesting enough it's a different trip
>>26691555
trips confirm what is common knowledge
Light stoats across the sky if you have time to see it. Seed this message, if your hands are tools you control why use then to abuse you?
Certain the tree falls, but none hears it.
Are you making yourself sick, that means your making yourself sick.
You can't be healthly purging all that nutrition, you gave to you stomach and snatched it away like a robbery. The bonsai says put good food in and leave it be, or one day you'll get addicted to the process, take them two fingers out your throat, exercise and stick'em in another smelly cunt and hope she moans.
>>26691567
Impossible to destroy this general now. Im just putting up a signpost on the smouldering remains of our community.
>>26691600
Doesn't matter. Its just a signpost. It speaks truth despite being an edit
>>26691229
I love you Makoto!!!!!
Forever and ever!!!!!!!!
I really fucking miss this dog.
His name was Jake and he had bounced from rescue centre to homes and back to rescue centres his whole life as he was abused as a pup and the result was a dog so nervous that he would pull his own fur out and scratch himself until he bled.
Then I met him and took him home and since I live a quiet life, he finally relaxed and his fur regrew, he looked so content just being part of my little world, we went everywhere together. I was going out with a girl who didn't like me bringing him to her place because he smelled (he did to be fair, nothing could get rid of the aroma that he gave out but it was just part of who he was) so I ended up breaking up with her.
Not long after that he was attacked by another dog and even though the injuries weren't life threatening, it was the final straw that broke him mentally and within a few months he needed to be put down.
It's been nearly 2 years and I still think of him every day, not a more gentle and wonderful creature have I ever met.
I have another dog now and we're bros and it's cool but I miss my jake so much.
>go to bed
>people arguing about tilde/fake tilde posters
>wake up
>people still arguing about tilde/fake tilde posters
Seriously, lads.
>>26691206
never heard of this lad then?
>>26692124
Cute wan wan desu, I bet he was good at hugging
Even - I stay up and go outside
Odds - I go to bed now and sleep all day again
Dubs - I kill myself
Trips - I kill myself by self immolation
>>26692222
Stay toasty anon.
>>26692222
Shit, what do I do now.
>>26692215
He was, as long as you were ok with being crushed to the point of struggling to breathe.
I once took him to a games night at the house of a friend of a friend, turned out she was completely terrified of gsd's because she was bitten by one as a child.
Within half an hour she was lying on the floor cuddled in with him.
>>26692222
STAY ON 4 CHAN
>the quads have spoken.
>>26692222
>>26692248
Quads - You kill yourself by self immolation and stream it
>tfw second day of work sick in a row
This is shit, I actually like my job, this reminds me of when I was a neet and that made me suicidal
>>26692124
He's a beaut anon. Sounds like he was a true robot too. Rip pupper
>>26692313
>I actually like my job
what is it
>>26692128
time is a flat circle
MOSHI MOSHI ORIGINAL DESU
>>26692282
Wish I could lay on the floor and cuddle him desu senpai
>>26692222
Cucked by quads.
>>26692222
Get to the bookies and pick a horse lad
>finally get my balls together to phone the doctor (horribly anxious about phone calls)
>recorded message saying their office hours start at 10
JUST
>>26692222
double kill yourself, thus staying alive
>>26692296
>Quads - You kill yourself by self immolation and stream it
Seems logical. Can it be called ' Free Britain'.
FREE BRITAIN
This was the day he was put down, I took him to our favourite spot by the river, he would just stand there and stare for ages, watching the world pass by.
On the way back we stopped by a burger van and I got him a half pound bacon cheeseburger.
It went terribly at the vets, he kept squirming so they couldn't hit a vein and then there was blood everywhere and he was clearly distressed so they sedated him but he was so big that it didn't work properly and the whole thing took too long and made it all harder than it already was and it haunts me, I've seen family members die and shrugged it off but this was brutal.
>>26692332
I work in mental health
>>26692418
that man looks like he's having loads of fun
Starting to think I have guilt/confession related ocd.
It popped up out of nowhere last year. All the weird shit I've done throughout my life, the stuff that makes me cringe, is now constantly in my head, telling me that I need to confess it to someone.
If I try to ignore it or rationalise what I'm feeling by thinking 'it's really not that important, get over it' then I get overcome with waves of crushing guilt, and to be honest I'm strongly considering suicide because I can't spend the rest of my life dealing with this everyday.
Is there any way I can fix myself? I just want to go back to how it was before, when I could think of my past mistakes and say 'not my proudest moment, but oh well' and maybe even have a laugh at how weird and autistic I used to be.
>>26692422
Kill the vet senpai, don't let them play you like that
>>26692437
specifically?
>>26692422
Dogs really don't die easy, do they? My Shepherd freaked out at the end too. He was a White German Shepherd, but in terms of frame and coat length he looked a lot like yours. He resisted and kicked around and ended up with blood running down his white fur. It took minutes to get the syringe in. He lost consciousness pretty quickly, but briefly thrashed around a little while after that before dying.
We did it at our house, and that helped him a lot. If we took him to the vet it would've been a whole lot worse.
>>26692418
why does he look so happy here?
>>26692490
High secure services
>>26692410
Of course, deliver and we'll call it whatever you wish
>>26692501
He just got quads.
>>26691206
tfw they have kebabs instead
>>26692503
that sounds really interesting
how did you get into that anon? i use to work it mental health to and that appeals to me quite a bit
This is my dogbro now, Harry. He's chihuahua x yorkshire terrier.
He is great, it's almost impossible to be sad when he's around, however he isn't around today as he's been staying with a good friend of mine for a couple of days and doesn't get back til tonight.
>>26692569
Imagining his conception is hilarious.
>>26692569
>letting your dog cuck you with other humans
just kidding he sounds nice
>>26692540
I just applied for the job, where I work needed staff so it was good timing
It's very interesting and it's not as hard as people think it is
>>26692589
what would i google to look for a job like that mate?
t. absolute mong
>>26692598
Mental health jobs high secure services
There are only 3 places in England so if you don't live by Liverpool, Manchester or London then don't waste your time senpai
>>26692124
A real man's doggo that. Anything smaller than that is a cat or an accessory for a woman.
>>26692623
i live in london
ty for you help senpai
>>26692625
don't be doggist anon
they are all wonderful creatures
even the bitey ones
>>26692631
Look for jobs at Rampton then senpai, it's the high secure hospital in London
>>26692222
Fill a bath with cold water then set yourself on fire, after a few seconds you need to then jump in the bath.
Get out, dry yourself off and then light yourself on fire again but this time with no bath.
The quads have spoken senpai, there's no other option.
>>26692584
Studded him a few months back, three were born but one was stillborn but then it turned out one of the surviving ones had a cleft palette so wouldn't feed and died so that just left one and the agreement had been that if there was more than one pup then I'd get one of them so no pupper for me.
Just shaved the pubes around the base of me cock lads, it looks bigger and I feel a little better.
I had a dog called Jacob my mum gave him away while I was at work just to hurt me, it's hard to talk about lads but if I ever need a good purge from eyes I think about him. He would be 11 now.
>moved out a couple of months after
>>26692703
parents do weird shit like that more than you'd think.
I had a dog called max back before Jake and when I went to get him, the guy said he was getting rid of him while the kids were at school because it was somehow easier on them or so he thought. I thought it seemed harsh as fuck but you don't see many glen of imaal terriers, especially not for 50 quid so I took him.
Morning fellas.
Polling is now open for this fridays movie night. Winner will be decided by whatever has the most votes as of midnight tomorrow, so get voting.
>strawpoll.me/6897153
>>26691229
Confused waifu for a confused morning
>>26692051
>It speaks truth despite being an edit
I don't think you see the irony in your post.
>>26692859
Why're you confused mate?
1-2: go to sleep
3-4: Pop down to Sainsburys
5-6: Play some vidya
7-8 browse 4chan and stuff some more
9-0: drink more rum
>>26692904
What are you going to buy in Sainsburies me lad?
just did a wake up
>>26692895
Did something silly last night and regretting it now. Also hungover.
>>26692921
Congrats pal
>>26692921
do you mean a wake up super/ultra
>>26692569
Is he named bc of Redknapp or Kane mate?
>>26692913
I usually grab:
>meal deal (usually chicken fajita wrap, oasis + quavers)
>2 2-litre bottles of pepsi max - 1 pound per bottle. Sometimes it's 2 for 2, sometimes it goes to 2 for 3 and then dr.Pepper or Fanta are cheaper. Need it to tolerate drinking rum constantly.
>Often something from the bakery section - cookies, donuts, whatever is on offer
>Popcorn or Biltong if I'm feeling really gluttonous or planning on watching some big event
>non-ASCII text is not allowed
>>26691229
Here is my waifu. She's started showing up whenever I close my eyes, spoopy desu
Have any of you weebs spoken to a psychiatrist or counsellor about your waifus?
If so, what did they say (or do in the case that you were immediatly sectioned)?
>tfw you forget to post a gorilla with the poll
>strawpoll.me/6897153
>>26692797
I used to work on the iron islands so I was away for three weeks then home for three, but I do push buttons like I'd say jake was the only one I loved and the only one that would miss me if sudduko, so I guess I learnt not to play mind games with someone who can see most of your cards. I had two dogs but the jack russell was my favourite, I'd sit with my dogbro's and try and get in their heads, always looking for something to catch, chew or chase.
She will not get any grand kids from me, it's not hard to have a kid piss off the walking incubator and fall into a life long battle where your own blood is used against you, like a pawn.
>the world of ppl disgusts me so much some days that's why I get potted and let the wind blow through
tfw the wan wan comes to lie on top of your legs in bed :3
>>26692051
Only good lad in the thread
>>26692175
Calm down andy murray, dumblane was 20 years ago.
>>26692422
>On the way back we stopped by a burger van and I got him a half pound bacon cheeseburger
No wonder he had to be put down
Poor ownership
Yet again, I have failed.
>>26693717
doing what azuqt?
>>26692952
>Did something silly last night and regretting it now. Also hungover
What an awesomely vauge thing to post on an anonymous image board.
>>26693727
Can't even get up in the morning for college
if i defrosted some bread that went out of date in january and it's been two days now will it still be alright to eat?
i know it's a stupid question i'm just an idiot when it comes to bread/food/cooking/life
>>26693743
Never said I wasn't a faggot tbf lad
>>26693796
Is it mouldy? If not then you can probably eat it
>>26693796
put it in your mouth, chew. if it makes you feel gross then it's probably bad.
don't worry, you probably just came off your mother's teet about 15 years too early.
>>26693757
id cuddle you better if i could
>>26693109
I have no idea what they would say to me if I mentioned my waifu.
It's similar to having an imaginary friend, they take the pain away and make life bearable.
>>26693841
So you put your willy in someone you shouldn't have or something? Fair enough I guess.
Just odd to not post any details. Not like we know who you are.
>>26693109
I also need to know this, I know there was someone talking about how he did a while ago but I never got to hear the story
>>26693850
wow so rude
>>26693796
I'd toast it, just pick the mould off
Hello lads. I've got 500 saved up, is there any easy way to go about getting a gun so I can get it over and done with? I can't see myself hanging anywhere in the house and i'm too afraid to use the knife or attempt to OD.
Thanks senpai's.
>>26694064
you could easily fuck it up with a gun too
EASTENDERS IS GETTING A MUTHER FUCKING MOSQUE
>>26694094
Pretty sure through the temple would just do the job wouldn't it? Or in the mouth and up.
>>26694064
Don't do it lad.
Why do you want to kill yourself friend?
Surely there is something that you like about this life.
>>26694105
plenty of people shot themselves and end up as a vegetable trapped in their own body
Anyone else live with a slob? I live with my grandfather and he just doesn't fucking care what the house is like.
It's a total shit hole and the only clean room in the house is my bedroom. I used to clean up regularly but I gave up because he never kept up with it and it would be a mess a couple days later.
It's not like clutter, it's just everything is dirty and dusty. The floor is fucking disgusting and he never, ever wipes any surfaces. Doesn't help that he smokes about 30 fags a day. Also pisses me off how my stuff stinks of smoke and I have to try to get it in my room ASAP or smell like a fucking chimney.
Only time the downstairs gets cleaned is when my mum visits him.
/rant
>>26694064
Don't do it lad. Also pretty sure you can only easily obtain rifles and shit and you could fuck up with one of those.
>>26694064
Don't buy a gun fAM get up the loft, tie the rope to a beam up there some where and jump through the hatch going to jail is worst, you'll have all that time to come around to your senses
>>26694126
Well at least nothing would be expected of me. Though i'd just have a message saying that if I end up as a veg or on life support, to pull the plug and let me go, i'll have my organs up for donation too if it at least makes people feel less bad about it. Just want it over with senpai, something quick.
>>26694109
'Fraid not.
>>26694064
>not committing seppuku
PUFF
>>26691229
Just woke up, but i am finally going to submit my masters application today!
Jun would be so proud.
>>26694278
I'm proud anon well done.
Can someone explain this new "waifu" meme to me?
>>26694064
>insert exit bag meme
>>26694327
PRUGE WHEN
>>26693796
If it's got significant mould on it then yeah throw it away
If it's just got a couple spots then pick them off and eat it anyway. The chances of it making you sick are really low and it won't taste any different
If there's no mould then you're golden
>>26694327
A magic pixie appears in your roomand says it will make one fictional character real and they'll fall in love with you.
The first name you thought of is your waifu
>just got back from job centre course and it was full of nu-male greasy lookin' fuckers
>mfw i was there voluntarily
they probably post here desu m8
>>26694389
>at the job centre voluntarily
they are literally higher on the social ladder than you so stay in your lane
>>26694379
That sounds like the forced waifu meme
>>26694379
That's not what a waifu is at all you cuck, by that logic everyone has a waifu even if they already have a real partner
>>26694401
not really though m8
i've been unemployed for less than four months. it's the longest i've ever been without a job but i thought if the service is there, why not use it?
i just didn't know it would be full of literal neckbeards and fat fucks
>>26694451
sounds like you fit right in
>>26694109
>>26694158
Shut the fuck up
oc
>>26694369
Dunno how this one didn't occur to me sooner, thanks bro. Knowing me i'll fuck up and burst my lungs but hopefully it'll just do the job.
>>26694465
Meeeeeeeeeeh, I'm no neckbeard and probably looked way out of place being there.
How about you post a pic of yourself and then I will... That way we can see who's the ugly neckbeard or not, mate?
>>26694527
you first big man
Needless to say, I don't think it's good news.
>>26694389
What's the jobcentre like?
>>26694594
ebin twitter memes
fuck off
Just ordered a kebab and chips for a day at home
>>26694554
Nah you're alright, go on... You're the one implying I'm a neckbeard so it's on you, mate. Post it or shut the fuck up.
>>26694602
Shit, avoid at all costs. Full of greay fat fucks and those who are literally just lazy. Some of them seem to be genuine and actually want work but the rest... Scum of the earth.
>>26694099
nobody? honestly.
>>26694732
No one watches eastenders.
>>26694732
>Watching Eastenders, come the fuck on, senpai.
>>26694732
>show set in London gets a mosque
About time desu
>>26694372
I agree when are we purging the weebs?
>boss is away tomorrow
>champions league tonight
Looks like manz is getting high tonight lads
>>26694705
Hmm. It's just looking online hasn't really got me anything. I've been applying for months and I don't get anywhere.
>>26694780
I said pruge senpai, learn to read.
>>26694763
I don't watch it, just think its funny.
I think I have OCD. And I don't mean tumblr OCD where the volume has to be a multiple of 5 or some shit like that, I mean legit OCD.
What is the best place to order flowers online?
I want to get my mum some nice flowers for Mother day.
>>26694844
>>26692469
Is OCD the new meme?
>>26694099
Already had a gay muslim (oxymoron: muslims can't be gay)
Mosque is nothing
>>26694868
https://www.arenaflowers.com/
>>26694868
fag you gonna kiss her on the mouth too?
>>26694868
You get ripped off ordering online pal.
Any of the big online retailers will charge you 25 bong for flowers you could buy local for a tenner.
Pop into your local florists, or phone them if you don't want to leave the house, they might do delivery if you're lucky.
https://join.skype.com/wMNO7A7G18IA
this is the official britfeel skype group
we got slags galore
honest lads
What are you doing to improve yourself /britfeel/?
I'm going to try saying 'I like green eggs and ham, instead of 'I want to kill myself' in my head when I get stressed.
>>26694901
Guess I'll go to the local florist. I've no problem leaving the house, I just can't be arsed.
>>26694947
Might have a look when I get home.
>>26694955
At least I'm not a nigger is a good one.
At least I am not a Muslim.
A combination of those two get me through the day
>>26694959
we had some drama with a cornish tranny but she's gonna kill herself now so it's all back to normal
>>26694980
>cornwall
lol
>>26694980
This sounds like banter central count me the fuck in mate.its not gay shit is it? I really don't want that shit.
>tfw i've had one (you) all day.
>>26695015
well we got one lad who is continuously trying to organise a crystal meth fuelled gay sex orgy at his place but we sort of just let him chill with it
>>26695033
kill (you)rself
oc
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>>26694980
stacey killed herself?
bullshit
>>26694980
Shaking my head and sighing at todays young lads. In my time, if we got sad we manned up and got a job, now it seems people just start dressing like a woman and acting well gay if they get a bit stressed out.
>>26695049
[SWITCH TO THE NUMBER THAT IS 2X4]ch.net/plsr9k/res/2515
i said it's probably gonna happen
>>26695033
Here is another one for you friend!
>>26695043
This is a no bully zone my friend.
>>26695039
Whatever floats his boat I guess. I'll defo check when I get home.
>>26695043
Jokes on you, your (You) brought me back from the brink.
>>26695083
how the fuck did you find that
i never realised the stacey lore went so deep
>>26695083
404 senpai
Oc
C
>>26694844
I think all ocd suffers choose to have OCD
iphone 7 won't have a 3.5mm headphone port
>>26695325
Nope, you'll have to buy Apple iBuds or Beats by Dr. Dre instead of using your own headphones from now on
>>26695404
Or just not buy an iphone.
>>26695414
>only company willing to defy the FBI to protect their customer's security and privacy
But yeah, I'm sure your Android is nice and safe ;)
>>26695427
only because they want to hoard your data for themselves. imagine thinking apple are anything other than evil ffs.
How do other people seem to get jobs in a week and I have been struggling for months?
>>26695582
Why don't you try being yourself fag
>>26695582
Because you have no skills.
>tfw they said they'd be in touch monday
>tfw you waited all day for a phone call that never came
>tfw no call so far today
>>26695700
phone them you numpty, its a test
>>26695748
They phoned me on Friday over two weeks after they interviewed me. They said they'd be in touch on monday when the manager who would be my boss gets back from a holiday.
I'm going to phone them tomorrow if I don't hear anything today.
I fucking hate these stupid shitty games they play.
What is the perfect, ideal lunch?
I might just have beans on toast.
>>26695700
I got promised that they would let me know by Monday, on Friday I got the phone call to let me know I was successful.
I'm not saying this is what happens every time but don't give up hope entirely.
Can I get a poleaboo, tilde and diabetes kid update?
>>26695884
I had a corned beef, cheese and branston toastie. Lovely stuff.
Evens I lift
Odds I don't
>>26695925
Haha fuck you number generator
I'm gonna lift and I'm gonna make it on my own without you
Dubs to prove
Boys last night I couldn't sleep because I thought there were like 3 other people talking to me as I lay in bed.
Was I having a waking dream or am I losing it?
>>26692222
tfw god is telling you, you should reaaallly kill yourself.
Morning lads
Need to ring up some estate agents about viewing flats but I also need to become a wageslave somehow to afford to live in a flat.
Why is life so complex?
>>26693646
It was pretty much the end, that day he would be put down. I assume the OP of that post just wanted to treat him before he went to the heavenly place he now resides.
>>26695904
Yeah. I might be desperate to hearback but to them I'm just another thing to deal with at work.
>>26695959
>god
Lmao
>>26695946
>wait all night for shop to open
>"I'll just lie down and take my eyes off the screen a minuet"
>go to the shop
>weird stuff is happening
>tfw woke up at 2pm and only dreamed I went to the shop
>>26694901
>25 bong
what the fuck are you on
>>26695911
end your fucking life piece of garbage
>>26696000
Sorry, Allah doesn't exist Muhammad
>>26695924
That does sounds pretty good lad.
Perfect lunch for such a nice day desu.
Esa to be cut by 30 bongs #NoESACut
there we go lads, achieved everything i needed to do today already, time for WoW and flirting with the lads.
>>26696255
How much is it atm?
>>26696293
You need to work out though, for the lads.
>>26696255
enjoy your cuts NEETcuck
>>26696305
true that, i need to put more effort in, i need to get that Jun body.
>>26696305
100 bongs a week
>>26696255
A week? A Month? A fortnight?
Got some Islam propaganda pamphlet through the letterbox today lads.
I introduced it to my lighter.
>>26696255
>Only for the work group
Support master race.
>>26696469
>Only for the work group
Oh good. Was worried for a bit there
Work Group cucks BTFO
http://www.theguardian.com/news/2016/feb/21/the-big-issue-mental-health
this article resonates with you lads well
>>26690961
Corner Paki chain when?
>meeting with uni tutor
>they keep making references to eating disorders
>gives me a leaflet about them
kind of wonder what aroused suspicion, thought I was hiding it pretty well desu~
>>26696612
Probably because you fucking stink of vomit you fat cunt
How do I escape from this wagecuk hell?
Alternatively
How do I stop caring about this wagecuk hell?
>>26696632
Quit and claim bennies.
Get some friends and interests besides shitposting, so the work doesn't seem so looming
>>26696612
Threadly reminder that Tilde samefags as anonymous to defend himself in these threads
>>26696632
Can you live with your parents? If you can then you can just quit and live off of your savings. If not then suicide is literally the only other way out.
>>26696612
PEOPLE CAN SMELL YOU COMING YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT
>>26696612
like us lad, they just want you to be healthy.
>>26696676
its time to fuck off with this lad.
>>26696612
Probably the fact that your teeth are dissolving, you fucking mong.
>>26696712
>its time to fuck off with this lad.
>Tilde telling other anons to leave britfeel
top kek no mate thought you would have given up by now to be honest was made pretty clear last night that you are not welcome here
>>26696660
How does one even begin to get on bennies? I've been to see two GPs and a psychiatric nurse about muh brain problems and got palmed off every time. On all of those occasions, not once did I ever feel like there was the slightest chance of them suggesting going on bennies. Even when I told my GP I hadn't even signed on because the whole thing made me too anxious: nothing.
I have fucking told these people that I have no job, no friends, no life and that I am feeling prevented from being able to do anything by my brain problems yet there's fucking nothing but radio silence. How bad does it need to be? I always lie about suicidal ideation because I don't want to lose my bodily autonomy and I don't want to be force fed SSRIs legally.
>>26696376
mashallah, it's the halal way to get rid of islamic texts
i have been to my local naqshbandi circle, i'm thinking of making my shahadah soon and officially reverting
>>26696735
Personally I really love tilde desu senpai baka
>>26696712
>like us lad, they just want you to be healthy.
We don't want him to be healthy we want him to fuck off
>>26696676
Hahaha holy shit.
Mods please ban this tripfaggot.
>>26696753
Good thing you remembered to take your trip off this time mate
>>26696739
So get JSA and have a "panic attack" during your meeting
>tfw I want to play dark souls but I don't have it.
How do I cope with this lads?
>>26696735
>>26696754
my last post about this, stop trying to destroy these threads with your shit.
>>26696742
what the what
>>26696739
>asking nurse and doctor for ESA
wtf? Just ask them for a fit note, thats all you need from them. Then apply for it yourself.. has nothing to do with GP
>>26696766
Thanks mate, I really put in a lot of effort for /britfeel/, its good to see my efforts are not going to waste~
>>26696632
>hate wagecucking
>hate living at parents
>too normal for NEET bennies
>not normal enough to fit in to regular society
Just can't win. I think being in the middle of everything is the true suffering; being a happy oblivious normie wagecuck or even a hopeless suicidal NEET is better than longing to just fit in somewhere.
>>26696785
i've been interested in sufism for years now, grew up a sunni but don't take it too seriously
if you really think about it, i probably would be an agnostic but i enjoy islamic theology and the such so i keep it a part of my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5goISKPSH8
you lot should do some dhikr, it would help give you some focus and happiness in life.
>>26696632
Get a job you're interested in. I wont pretend that I wouldn't rather stay at home than go into work every day, but I've never dreaded going into work.
The people you work with can make a huge difference. Most of my colleagues are bitter old men who hate everything, but they're still a great laugh.
>>26696784
We're trying to save the threads mate, it is you who is trying to destroy britfeel.
I need to get dressed and go the shop to get more whisky, but I really can't be bothered.
>>26696783
Buy it, or pirate if you're on PC.
>>26696827
>jus b interested in something
>>26696827
>Get a job you're interested in
When will this meme die?
>>26696839
I know that feel mate. Remember though sooner you go sooner it is done and sooner you will no longer have to worry about it.
>>26692465
>>26692501
Because he gets to leave anon
>>26696824
Huh. Good luck anon. I guess I'm agnostic but perhaps leaning a tad more to the side of God.
All this use of jargon though, confuses the man.
Also: that video is pretty mesmerizing
I've tried suicide once and I'll try it again, that's why I write songs where I die at the end
>>26696857
lad, its 20 quid, I can't afford that right now.
>mfw DS2 is 30 quid
fucking non ascii not allowed reee
>>26696860
>>26696859
How is it a meme? Didn't your parents raise you with the knowledge that a job should be something you enjoy?
If I'm going to spend the next 40 years of my life doing something, why would I pick something that makes me miserable?
>>26696916
Pirate it then, or go add some weebs on steam and have them buy it for you.
>>26696824
Don't you read the graffiti?
>>26696921
>Didn't your parents raise you with the knowledge that a job should be something you enjoy?
My parents explicitly told me since I was a kid that things I enjoy are hobbies and I need to be thinking about a real job like a mechanic or builder.
>>26696916
I played dark souls for about 700 hours with all the making characters, invading and PvP, it's definitely worth 20 quid lad.
Dark souls 2 is shit though, not worth buying. Hopefully 3 will be better.
>>26696921
A job is supposed to pay the bills first and foremost mate, its not for fun.
>>26696955
>mechanic or builder.
Both of which pay shit. Your parents were shit.
>>26696921
>How is it a meme?
>If I'm going to spend the next 40 years of my life doing something, why would I pick something that makes me miserable?
How is this not a meme? Literally all wageslaving, be it in a supermarket or a phone shop or a bathroom salesman is depressing as fuck. Honestly if people think I am going to wage slave for the next 50 years without killing myself they are in for a shock.
>>26696921
How should a person with persistent long-term ahedonia go about finding a job that interests them?
>jus try more things ur not trying enough things there will be something u like
How long will it take for me to move out on a minimum wage job? The fact that I probably won't be able to leave my parents' house even with a job is making it all seem pointless desu.
>>26696988
Yea they are working class they literally think the point of life is to earn 20k a year at a 'real job' and live on a council estate having kids and being high functioning alcoholics.
>>26696962
I am relatively new to this type of game, I mainly play RTS and turn based strategy. Would you say that I am barking up the wrong tree and I will get annoyed at the game too quickly?
I have played most of the Monster Hunter series as well.
>>26696955
Tell your parents to fuck off then. Just because they spend 8 hours a day doing something they hate doesn't mean you have to.
If you had kids, would you want them to be happy with a modest income or rich and hating life? I know that both would be preferable but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
>>26697025
But the only way to enjoy life is to be rich and I wasn't born rich so it's all for naught.
>>26697014
If you can handle G rank, you can handle dark souls. Just don't rush in like a tard, it's not dynasty warriors.
>>26697004
>How long will it take for me to move out on a minimum wage job?
Literally never. Unless you don't mind living in a shithole shared house with 1 bathroom to you and 7 refugees.
>The fact that I probably won't be able to leave my parents' house even with a job is making it all seem pointless desu.
Exactly the reason I quit wageslaving. What's the point in doing it if there is literally no pay off. I can afford to live at home and buy everything I want with dole money. Why would I work for literally no benefit to me?
>>26697066
tyvm, leaning towards buying it now.
>>26696824
This video honestly made me consider conversion
>>26696950
yeah i get it like, but i've been on the chans for years, it wasn't always like that. did you know that there used to be a bunch of uk muslims on r9k and they would regular threads?
