Oh hi there wagecuck. I just finished playing an impromptu set down at the piano lounge, it was very well recieved by the regulars! What are you doing out so late on a work night? Oh, you're just getting off work? I thought you were paid salary and aren't compensated for overtime? Wow I can't believe that, who does Mr. Shekelstein think he is? Well at least he's letting you come in late tomorrow. Wait, he expects you to be back in the office at 8am sharp? How will you possibly get enough sleep? And to think it's only Monday, you still have four more days to go until you get a break! Well that really is unfortunate wagecuck, but hey I appreciate you sticking it out, without folks like you paying taxes, I wouldn't be able to live a life of financial independence and self fulfillment.
>>26690581
Wow was that you playing down at Bemelmans? You really killed it. I didn't know you were a fellow NEET. I suppose it makes sense though, no way you could get that good if you spent most of your time slaving away for Mr. Shekelstein.
>>26690581
Thisshows what the human soul is capable of if they are free from slavery and oppression, wagecucks don't understand.
>>26690765
Are you high every time you post these replies
what does a neet do for money? serious question.
Wagecuck here
This is actually one of the better written NEET superiority threads, gj OP
A true insight into the existence of a neet, pic related.
>>26690808
Wagecuck is nice enough to give away 15% of his paycheck so we can pursue our interests and dreams free of responsibility and obligation.
>>26690838
doesnt social security eventually run out though
and isn't it only for the elderly burgers, not you young strapping tubs o' lard
>>26690832
b-b-but wagey, I have all this free time to watch my anime shows and drink my mountain dew and then fill up those empty bottles with my piss
I'm thinking of starting to study philosophy, any good philosophers I can start with?
>>26690872
SSI benefits never expire and unlike SSDI, do not require you to have paid into the system.
Many NEETs use their free time to study the market and investing, putting wagecuck's tax dollars to work, multiplying their government benefits by many orders of magnitude to fund their lavish lifestyles.
"piano lounge" is the best part of this meme, i die laughing every time
>>26690887
If you want to understand why wagecucks seem perfectly content with selling out the best years of their lives to the highest bidder, read "the myth of Sisyphus".
>>26690838
12k per annum doesn't exactly allow you to pursue your interests with much vigor.
>>26690581
Stop posting these like 5 or 6 times a day. I think you have too much free time.
>>26691010
that depends on the interset desu
>>26691010
>implying sitting on your ass for 3 years leaves you with any vigor at all.
>>26691010
See:
>>26690909
But you're right, many NEETs are content with only their most basic needs being met with NEETbux, unconcerned with the materialism, debt, and keeping up with the Jones' that the wagecuck obsesses over. These NEETs prefer intellectual fulfillment as opposed to retail therapy. They use the free time they are gifted with, similar to that of Newton or Einstein, to reach a similar level of intellectual understanding and challenge the most upstanding theories of our time.
>>26691086
That's loser talk for 'I dun have shit'.
>>26691101
> Behold the wild wagecuck, frustrated and completely baffled as to why someone wouldn't gauge the quality of their life by the inanimate objects in their possession.
The wagecuck is truly a less evolved specimen.
>>26691149
>behold, the guy who still doesn't have shit.
>>26691035
>I think you have too much free time
No such thing wagecuck. Instead of living a life of endless work, tv, sleep, I can pursue my interests when I want, browse 4chan when I want, and just plain sit on my ass or sleep when I want. Livin the life. Thanks for paying taxes!
>>26691171
I have time, wagecuck. Humanity's most precious and valuable commodity. Time, the thing you are willing to give up for a few more shiny objects.
>>26691223
>>26691233
Nowhere to go, no place to be.
Sad.
>>26691252
Oh no! I don;t need to go to or be at work! Oh the humanity!!
>>26691279
Or you know... anywhere else.
>>26691252
Yes, wagecuck. It truly is tragic that I won't have to force myself out of bed in 5 hours to go sit in traffic just so I can line the pockets of someone else. I think I'll get over it though.
pls give me neetbux. I will do anything. I will suck your fat dick. i just want to sleep and not worry about studying or work anymore. or just kill me, that will work too.
No more Ramen...
I can't take it anymore
Funny how these neetcucks claim to know the piano. I have a job and actually play the piano, on a real level.
>>26690765
I visit these threads for you.
>>26690787
I wonder if it's the same person every time?He's from Ireland
>>26690832
This is what wagecucks would like to believe. It helps them come to terms with their situation.
>>26691086
>They use the free time they are gifted with, similar to that of Newton or Einstein, to reach a similar level of intellectual understanding and challenge the most upstanding theories of our time.
>tfw no gf
FUCK OFF WITH THIS NEET THREADS FAGGOT
>>26691440
Newton was probably gay. Einstein was popular with girls. Of course, neither were neets, so it's strange to try to make comparisons.
>>26691477
*slurp*ragie wagies stuck in their cagies
>>26691484
The point is that the sum of your efforts is shitposting on /r9k/.
>>26691010
While the wagecuck spends his money on price inflated unhealthy foods, the NEET masters the culinary arts at a fraction of the cost.
You know how they say there is nothing sexier than a man who can cook ;)
While the wage slave forks over 3 quarters of his monthly salary to live in a shared flat in a un down area of town, the NEET is provided courtesy of the government a private two bedroom apartment in the heart of the city.
12k per annum provides much more actual purchasing power as the NEET is able to use all of it however his heart desires, and while the wageslave tucks away what's left into a retirement fund (ironically so he can spend jis last years as a NEET) the NEET invests in something much more valuable, his mind.
>>26691545
I'm no neetcuck. I'm shitposting from work. Doing what neets are doing, except I get paid a lot for it, while they do it for free.
>>26691564
you probably couldnt boil an egg for your life but good post
i laughed
>>26691580
For free you say?
>>26691564
>12k per annum provides much more actual purchasing power as the NEET is able to use all of it however his heart desires, and while the wageslave tucks away what's left into a retirement fund (ironically so he can spend jis last years as a NEET) the NEET invests in something much more valuable, his mind.
>NEETs are losers! Yes I'm contributing to my IRA and 401k so I can become a NEET after giving my prime years to Mr. Shekelstein, but that's totally different!
-wagecuck logic
I know there are people who actually do this (being neets) and I feel bad for them.
Really, I know how it is to not be surrounded by friends and being lonely, living in an empty house and forcing yourself to go outside because the walls of said house become oppressive.
But I also want to tell you all that it will be better, and without hardships we as people will never evolve, we will never develop new skills, mentalities and experiences.
I don't know if there are kids who post these threads or just bored guys, I hope so, honestly. Because if that is not the case well, all of these threads are quite... sad.
>Play video games all day with my fellow NEETs, chatting it up over voip
>Wagecuck comes home
>He spends what little time he has, typically around an hour or two, complaining about the fact he "has to" work
>After which he goes and makes dinner, then gets an early night
>>26691723
not all neets are miserable
some people truly have no desire in what a "normal life" has to offer.
I can't imagine anyone takes these threads seriously. How the fuck can you live at your parents home your whole life?? SSDI doesn't provide a house or really enough to live anywhere in the USA, section 8 is super shitty.
I guess its ok if you prefer to spend your life alone reading, going on the PC, or doing other cheap activities because you don't really have any money for anything else. It must suck to not be able to travel to other far away countries or have any real vacation. Because any vacation you took wouldn't be deserved.. because NEETs don't work.
If anyone takes these threads seriously or the whole NEET meme, you're at a pretty sad place in life.
>>26691800
have any real vacation. Because any vacation you took wouldn't be deserved
My entire life is a vacation.
>>26691815
So you have no desire to travel to far away places? See what other countries are like?
is anyone on r9k even legitimately a neet? I imagine most people are just here to laugh at people with truly pathetic lives and then people just falseflag as losers
>>26691086
Kek I know a lot of NEETS and intellectual fulfillment is not high on their priorities. Good for you to be breaking away from the mold.
>>26691837
UK based, I've been to America, France, Egypt and Denmark.
But keep telling yourself the lie that only employed people get to visit other countries, wagecuck.
I'm saving up enough to get my own wagecucks while staying as a comfy Neet Ubermensch.
it would be so fucking funny to '''''work''''' 6 hours a week while making 3x their salary or even more.
not only that but you can replace them with someone else any moment you like.
>>26691851
I'm studying, and while I could spend my parents money on anything, there is nothing I want, so I can understand the neets position.
>>26691171
>judging life on the shit you have
wew no wonder your life is so pointless you have to argue with NEETS on a mongolian tree pruning board
>>26691869
those are all close countries and easily accessable to UK. maybe your parents gave you a little money to travel to USA for a week or two. Ever been to Japan, Columbia, Mexico, Thailand, China, Argentina? I have, plus a few more countries.
I wouldn't be able to do that if i was on NEETBUX
>>26691905
>Ha you can't go to other places!
>Y-yeah well you've not been to THESE places
>Y-you can't afford it
Poor wagecuck wasting what little freetime he has trying to justify his 9-5.
>>26691905
>2016
>spending money on 3D travel
>>26691931
>Displaying a video of somewhere on a pair of lenses
>The same thing
The kicker being those headsets cost more than a plane ticket.
>>26691922
you literally can't afford it. Unfortunately a lot of cool things take money to do. Hence why I work. I also work so I can have a house of my own, my cars, my hobbies. Also how many women would date or marry a guy that lives on NEETBUX LOL
>>26691931
so how does 3D food taste? Do they have smell vision yet lol
>>26691956
Does it bother you that people choose free time over expensive things?
>>26691851
I am a legit weeb NEET at 24 ama
>i am not fat or ugly. Just a loser.
>>26691980
that's the thing, NEETS don't choose free time. They end up with it because they are NEET, no skills, no job, nothing else to do. It's kinda sad actually.
>>26691956
>I also work so I can have a house of my own, my cars, my hobbies.
I have a house, thanks to your taxes I get a place of my own. My rent is even paid because I'm deemed "unfit for work" LOL
>Car
Why would I want one? Buses, trains, trams and bikes work fine. What are you? Fat? Too lazy to walk?
>Hobbies
I'm into photography and vidya, my computer and camera cost in the four digits.
I don't blame you for trying to think otherwise wagecuck, how else would you get out of bed in the morning knowing you're paying for my sweet life?
>>26692006
>that's the thing, NEETS don't choose free time.
some do
>>26690832
oh man I have all of those... I and just recently became a NEET
SOMEONE HELP ME
>>26692021
I have all that and I'm not even a neet
there is no help
>>26691956
Women are only good for fucking and chucking. While the wageslave is working the NEET does the cucking.
>>26690581
>playing an impromptu set down at the piano lounge, it was very well received by the regulars
>NEETs actually have this distorted of a view of society
Yeah bro, any old NEET can waltz on in to the nearest classy bar that fits their vision perfectly and just slay it on the piano while all the other jacket and fedora patrons smoke cigars and it's just like my idealized vision of 1950's america pieced together from books and movies...
top fuckin kek
>>26692010
>I have a house, thanks to your taxes I get a place of my own. My rent is even paid because I'm deemed "unfit for work" LOL
well just another reason I'm happy I don't live in the UK. My taxes don't go to that. Also I don't have to live with sharia law and crazy sand niggers running around.
>>26692037
when did it start going downhill for you anon?
I am an NEET and I feel empty inside and idk what to do
>>26691793
Interesting. I also would like to live a life a bit differently and I often wonder if we would return to our roots... how would that be like? Living off the land but with the values of modern days (not bashing your skull for your plot of land days).
And while it seems impossible, I know that through work I can achieve this dream, with a house near the mountains in my country. A small woodland piece of heaven.
I wish we could all achieve our dreams.
>>26692073
>Also I don't have to live with sharia law and crazy sand niggers running around.
>American wagecuck spouting memes
The sharia law and sand nigger bullshit is only is a few areas, I don't live anywhere near that shit.
>>26692052
We don't just waltz in like some chump off the street, it takes approximately 10,000 hours to truly master a skill.
Unfortunately the only skill the wageslave has time to master is his job,
Just woke up. What to do now? Watching a stream on twitch. Maybe watching the newest X-File episode?
And later on smoking a fat joint with a friend.
>>26692107
Seeing as how they also get awesome government benefits and have like 10 children while you have 0 its only a matter of time until they take over the whole island.
KEK
>>26692083
when school ended and real life started.
this shit ain't fun
>>26691905
NEET Reporting in, sponging & inheriting money has done me well. Anxiety and depression not so much. So many fucking normies suggest travel like it's this glorious culturally enlightening experience. You can take yourself anywhere, you can't take the misery out of yourself though.
Thailand - Third world shit hole. "You must try the food", bollocks to that with the fat fuck off rats they have running around the stools. Everyone and i mean EVERYONE will try rip you off. The entire place is a tourist trap, it's dirty, it's smelly and overall not that cheap. Oh, the strip clubs are very depressing, the girls are miserable and all have cesarean scars.
Hong Kong: It's alright, it's pretty small and you can see everything in a week. Aesthetically it's pretty cool. Food is delicious, mainland chinese are incredibly fucking rude. Entire place feels a little claustrophobic
Amsterdam: Just got fucking baked and crashed a self-driven motorboat in the river. Too scared to fuck a hooker, it's all too surreal for my liking. Beautiful city, lots of windows.
Amerca: New York, Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona - Fair play lads, you've got yourself a pretty special country there. New York sucked and the atmosphere was miserable. All those other states the people where incredibly friendly, willing to help out and have a good time. Food size and prices were super cheap and everything is fucking massive. Your buildings, roads and people.
Slovenia: Hills and scenery is real pleasing to the eye, we got lucky with the weather. We were at a music festival that had a crystal clear river running through it you could chill in. Great stuff.
NONE of these were paid by my own hard work or determination. I never had a job or worked towards any of these holidays. I can also state it had zero impact on my overall outlook on life and I'd be the same person I am today had i not done any of that.
>>26692122
I forgot later on there is footy going on. So I will banter with /sp/. I know /sp/ isn't what it used to be. Still the best board on 4chin 2bh.
>>26692122
Don't be stupid anon, you have to get ready for work. You've got a long day at the office ahead of you, and don't the long stuffy car trip.
>>26692131
shit tell me about it anon
>pic related. a year late everything started going downhill
>>26692109
you don't just waltz in because these places are quite uncommon and the few that do exist are playgrounds for the rich after working hours anyways. If you had ever been outside you would know this, but that would require you to have a car, enough money for a decent wardrobe, a piano to practice on and a reasonable sense of hygeine
>>26692142
go to Alaska anon, trust me I lived there all of 2014 and loved it
if u have the money ( or need more while there you can work ezpz during the summer ) you should def go right when winter ends and spend the whole short summer and you'll love it. Go to the National Park, its great for drugs and tripping.
>pic related is a small town i lived in about an hour north of the park
>>26692142
I should have mentioned Japan in that. Japan was definitely my favorite, not because im some fucking Weeb but because Aesthetically it IS the future. Everything works with touch screens or sensors. The streets are so clean, spotless.
Everyone is polite, no one stares at you because you're white and the women are fucking beautiful and the fashion there is 10/10.
Entertainment is next level, the arcades and shops and overall feel of the streets with the neon lights and lolitas etc.
Guess what? A job didn't pay for that either.
>>26692195
Why didn't you stay?
>>26692218
Why can't we have arcades like in Nippon.
>>26692156
>start uni
>actually have to learn shit
>never really learned how to study cause lolschool2ez
>feels like work, which feels like shit
>no real hobbies to make up for it
>don't even know what comes after that, no goals, no motivation
and it's only going to get worse
>>26692218
>America will never be as open sexually as Japan
Feels real bad. I want to live in glorious nippon but I fail so fucking much as learning the language.
>>26692178
>Implying NEETS ain't provided with welfare pianos
>Implying the classy patrons don't find my disheveled appearance charming in an eccentric genius sort of way.
They would never let a wageslave plebian in, standards and all. I'll say hi to Shekelstienburgerstien for you next time.
>>26692221
I wish I could have. And in retro with how shitty my life is/was I shoulda just stayed.
But A.) I had a seasonal job that ended so I had to leave the housing I had And ...
B.) you don't want to be up there in the winter. Even the locals hate winter. You never leave ur house.
>>26692235
Because computer games are seen as a nerd hobby, and nerds don't go outside because Chad makes fun of us
As opposed to japan where everyone is either around the same shape or a fat greasy otaku who wouldn't want to go to arcades anyway
>>26692267
>welfare pianos
lost it
>>26692262
Yeah wen't to the 7 story sex shop M's in Akihabara. It's everything you'd expect really. Life size sex dolls, 1000's of odd sex toys, shit, piss and tentacle porn DVD's, some just playing on screens. A heated vending machine full of used panties. It was all pretty degenerate.
(these are my photo's btw)
>>26692021
>>26692037
>>26692083
Set a goal and go for it
Everytime I have some shitty everyday chore, I will think of that goal and suddenly it feels a lot betterMy goal is to get to Hong Kong and satisfy my flatblock fetish
>>26692432
A photo I took when I was out there using money i hadn't earned.
>>26692471
Nice pic
I was wondering ,are the rooftops publicly accessible?
Or if you can tell me the location I would be gratefull (if you remember)
A serious question though, with conditions like anxiety and depression coupled with a general disdain on others. How are you supposed to enjoy traveling. When it's about meeting the locals and experience new things. I don't even do this is my own country.
It's silly, i just know i'll end up drinking lager in my hotel for 3 weeks watching TV i can't understand.
>>26692471
> using money i hadn't earned.
ARGHHJFGB NEETFUXKLOSER!!!! YOU CAN ONLY BE HAPPY CONTRIBUTE SOCIETY IF U WORK!!!!!
>>26692497
Not too sure about accessibility to roofs, but there's loads of opportunities to get these kinda shots from balconies.
That was taken at "The Peak", google it 4 more info.
>>26692534
thanks, will keep that location in mind
>>26691800
>or have any real vacation. Because any vacation you took wouldn't be deserved.. because NEETs don't work.
KEK
wagecuck so fucking delusional he thinks you must suffer before you can have a vacation
whatever makes you sleep better at night kiddo! time to drink that warm milk and go to bed now right? don't wanna get late for tomorrow ya know. remember you need to work so you can earn that 1 week vacation!
>Subway. Loneliness. Self loathing.
Wagecuck checking in, waking up in approximately 6 hours to start another day at the office. It's ok, as an dentist my schedule allows me the autonomy to do what I like, when I like. But unlike you, I like making money so like you NEET's say, another day another dollar.
Oh, did I mention my girlfriend? She likes to cook for me, so I have to pass on that Subway, but I do admit it is mighty great to have a distinguished sandwich maker prepare a footlong of goodness.
We also have sex, but as a NEET I don't think you do, or ever have. If the human race resorted to your ways, it would cease to exist.
You're absolutely right about thanking us tax payers. But it's ok, you're 'kind' aren't relevant enough to ever make an impact on anything significant to our society, so, like rocks, you exist.
See, when you are accomplished, you can actually be a professional well before age 30.
We slave M-F, but on the weekends NEET's are nowhere to be found. Even the NEETs that do have 'friends' don't really have them since, like their women situation, their a shameful mess with nothing to show for. That or they are just as bad as you and misery loves company. See, as a NEET, no one really wants to be with you. For example, what woman would take pride in a NEET? The dread of your existence is a burden to others.
I think I forgot to mention I was my own boss also, so no reporting in to Mr. Shekelheimgoldenstein
All in all, wagin ain't that bad. NEET not even once. I'm starting to understand the trend with anons on 4chan hating life/themselves so much. I don't blame you, if I were in your situation I'd be looking for a thread to hold onto as well.
Night anons! Off to work in a few, but gonna cuddle my chick, you jelly your blanket will never warm you the same as that?
I was a NEET for a year. I don't know how you can live such a life.
>>26692109
I have a job and am a master at the piano. Even with all your free time you could never become even a fraction as good as I am. You don't have talent or skill.
>>26692750
>muh git gud scrub
>muh I play pano better than NEET
>>26692750
>master at the piano
wagey, pleez
>>26691366
The mask has slipped
>>26693024
"Even though I have to devote 5/7ths of my life to Mr. Shekelstein, I am better at things than our friend the NEET who has 7/7ths of his life all to himself"
-wagecuck math
>>26693057
Post a sample of you playing the piano. You have been taking lessons for years from grand masters, right? With your lavish income.
>>26693057
The wagecuck will spend approximately 2/7ths of his life wining and dining the wild stacey. The stacey spends 5/7ths of her life literally cucking the wagecuck with the noble neet and chad. Once, Twice, Three Times A Cuckold.
>>26693262
I am not OP or a pianofag. Just pointing out that whatever you as a wagecuck think you're good at, a determined NEET could easily surpass you because he has more time for himself than you do. That is his luxury and privilege of being NEET after all.
>>26693277
The neet's waifu is, unknown to him, a slut. She is the waifu of many neets at the same time. The neet, believing in the superiority of 2D, will most likely commit sudoku once he finds out his waifu gets around.
>>26693407
All the time in the world cannot make up for lack of talent. Once a tonedeaf neet, always a tonedeaf neet. The neetcuck forgets that the piano masters have played since they were little kids. As an adult, it is too late for the neetcuck to learn a new skill.
>>26692267
>welfare pianos
>my disheveled appearance
You're good at what you do.
>>26693441
The NEET, blessed with limitless free time, is good at whatever he chooses to be good at.
>>26693558
Except for the things he has no talent for. Which is pretty much every single thing in the world aside from fapping to animu.
>>26690581
I am so fucking jealous.
I work a retail job that I hate. My interests are mainly reading, especially philosophy. I would love to not have to work and just relax all day and work on myself.
I feel like a prisoner. And I'm ALWAYS tired. All the time.
>>26693626
This is the great tragedy of wagecuckery. Wonderful minds going to waste in pursuit of another day and another dollar. And there are wagecucks who defend this.
Day two of getting trained on Mr. Shekelstiens new CNC machine
I'm going to have to stay late again today.
>>26690581
Meanwhile you're home alone with no one who cares about you, no one who knows you and when you die, no one will mourn you or even know. At least not for a good while, maybe when your obese, disgusting body finally starts reeking enough someone might call the police, if they're not already used to the horrible stench coming from whatever basement you live in.
I'm happy going to school and meeting my friends, joking around and having fun, and I know I'll get a good job that's not physically demanding and where I'll have a lot of freedom, not to mention money, to do what I like.
The only reason you people delude yourselves into thinking you're somehow superior to people who actually work for a living is because no one wants you, you know it and it's hard to face. It's a coping mechanism.
>>26690581
Thispost is filled with honesty.
>>26693909
>falling for bait this hard
kys
>>26693975
>get called out on stupidity
>IT WAS JUST BAIT TROLOLO
kys
>>26693975
>not bait
>OP actually a piano prodigy NEET
>bought grand piano after saving up some of wagecuck's tax dollars
>makes money selling his compositions on itunes
>>26694282
>>bought grand piano after saving up some of wagecuck's tax dollars
How long did that take? Two years?
lmao
>>26693909
>Still in school
<IMPLYING HE HAS ANY IDEA HOW MUCH WORSE IT GETS.
>>26694340
I've worked some shitty jobs before, like at the post office, food stores, warehouses like Arla (milk producer) and Coca Cola.
Things can only improve for me.
>>26694399
Yea things will REALLY improve after you slave away for 30 years, finally building up a large enough 401k that you can retire and become a NEET... and yet here you are unironically arguing against being a NEET. Being this dumb in 2016, not even once.
>>26690765
please never stop posting. I love these
>>26694704
The longest I've been unemployed was for 8-9 months, right after I finished high school. By far the single worst period of my life. The first month was great, but after that it went downhill fast and I've never felt so alone, so worthless and so sad.
I've known people who've been unemployed for several years and they are by far the most depressed, pathetic and sad people I've ever met. I truly feel sorry for these people whom society have given up on and who in return have given up on society.
Some of you may think it's a blessing getting your NEETbux, but I'd describe it as a form of legal torture.
And I'm more than looking forward to getting a job after finishing my studies and hanging out with like-minded people doing things I enjoy doing and being paid good money for it.
>>26694282
>prodigy
Post a sample of you playing. Actual pianist here (and not a neet). I'll be the judge of your skills.
>>26690581
>The NEET rolls out of bed at 4pm after 16 hours of sleep staving off his crippling depression
>Decides he's in a social mood
>Takes the piss bottles off his desk and empties them in the sink
>Heads to parent's room and attempts to put together a respectable outfit with his dad's work clothes
>The NEET with his superior fashion sense picks out a navy shirt, black coat, and pleated khakis
>Contemplating the evening's itinerary, he remembers the NEET vs. wageslave meme and decides to try his hand at becoming the fabled "piano lounge local celebrity"
>Never playing the piano before, the NEET figures it can't be much harder than playing his level 90 feral druid
>Logs on to youtube and watches a few coldplay piano covers
>The NEET is now energized, prepared, and ready for a night on the town
>Not knowing what exactly a piano lounge is proves to be no deterrent to the NEET, as he remembers that the bar in the lobby of his local hotel has a piano
>He checks the bus schedule, collects some loose change from his wagecuck brother's dirty laundry, and heads out
>Arriving at the hotel fills the NEET with thoughts of grandeur and celebrity
>He spots a few weary businessmen sitting at the bar and fancies them a perfect audience for his debut
>He walks to the piano and sits down, waving off concerned looks from hotel staff members
>the NEET places his fingers on the keys and begins to play his rendition of "Trouble"
>He feels the music coursing through his veins, the artful emotion of his creation filling the room
>"Sir", says the hotel front desk manager, "the piano is not intended to be used by hotel guests."
>The NEET, drunk from his own euphoria and adrenaline, does not register the hotel staff member's objection, nor does he seem to care that the piano is decorative and hasn't been tuned since 1997.
>"Sir, We're going to have to ask you to leave"
>The NEET makes a few incoherent screeching noises while being physically escorted out of the building
>>26695005
Also, make it a Rachmaninov piece.
>>26690765
I love you my man
>>26690887
The Death of Socrates, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche and Candide are all good.
>>26695005
>>26695209
I am not OP, but I know of him, he is something of a local celebrity around here. I was at the bar during his last concert and I overheard a few young ladies talking about him
>omg he is so cute! who is he?
>I don't know, he just calls himself NEET
>Neat? Like oh wow that's neat?
>No, NEET, with two Es, apparently it stands for something
>OMG that is so mysterious
>I know! He is so hot
He really motivated me to focus more on self improvement. He really is a leader and an inspiration to all of us NEETs.
>>26694302
2 years? Lmao you are far away from reality
A good piano starts at 60k
>>26695168
This is golden
Maximum original content
>>26690832
Literally my NEET brother.
He just loafs around the house all day and every conversation with my parents is punctuated by a silent "get a job" or "get a life"
>>26690765
jesus christ the rush whenever i hover over this black line
How is this thread still here? How? It's been eight hours. This is a well-known, easy to spot spam thread. I've even reported it. How is it still here?
What about salaryfags that love their jobs?
>>26695960
>spam
try again wagekek
>>26690581
>Oh hi there wagecuck. I just finished playing an impromptu set down at the piano lounge,
hahahahah oh wow
first neet bait to make me laugh
>>26692021
This is the path you chose you fool! Now suffer the consequences.
>>26690765
Thisis the best maymay
I have the opportunity to get a job in a call centre, 14,000 pounds a year
Should I go for it? Sounds like pretty easy work
>>26690581
I'm employed solely as a musician and music teacher and I bet I could shred your shit, OP. Piano lounge? Don't make me laugh. Your chops suck, get back in the woodshed, bitch.
>>26696268
>you
>these threads
>tfw neet but no will to sit and practice piano for hours
I just do the daily Hanons then play some easy shit then I get tired
How do you do it senpai
>>26696336
You need a piano teacher. Of course a neet can't afford one.
>>26696364
I can get one for free if I talk to some people, do I really need one?
>>26696465
Unless you are a Mozart level genius, you will never be able to play anything but the simplest doodles without a teacher. And your technique will be all wrong.
>>26696465
did the guy who invented the piano have a piano teacher?nope
>>26696933
The guy who invented the piano was a neet.
>>26690581
You got paid for the piano set
Your neet card is hereby revoked
