Who does a vagina smell and taste like?
>>26687377
Ass. Copper. Fish blood.
Coinsy milk & salt
Depends. If the girl showered and has good general hygiene it doesn't really taste or smell like anything. If she takes *really* good care of herself and uses beauty products it smells like lavender and tastes like strawberries. These are usually top-tier stacies though, so don't expect that.
Most of the time it smells like a sweaty dude's old shirt and tastes like spoiled fish. The meme that no one talks about because we're all "manly men" is that you put yourself through the hard yards because you want a blowjob.
>>26687407
>>26687390
>>26687440
Please no... I thought pussy smelled and tasted good??!??? It was all a meme?
For some reason whenever I ate out my ex of 3 years it tasted pretty sweaty at the first few licks but if you can man through it it cleans up most of the time and for some reason my ex tasted like copper right before she came
>>26687478
It doesn't taste good in any traditional sense, but the smell turns me on.
Protip, when you're about to lick a pussy, get loads of spit on your tongue, and then as you take that first big lick let all the spit cover her pussy, then it dilutes the fuck out of any possible bad tastes
>>26687478
No robot will tell you that pussy tastes good. The average robot's standards and attitudes toward sex have been destroyed by porn. He expects perfect lighting and nice proportions and sensual delights. Pussy is just kinda gross desu. But it feels great once you put your penis inside of it.
>>26687377
smells faintly of sweat and doesnt really have a noticeable taste except for a tinge of copper/iron
have only eaten out my current gf and she usually washes herself before i come over so take this with a grain of salt
>>26687377
salty milk and coins, bags of sand, etc.
>>26687390
>>26687407
>coins
>copper
fucking this. Always tastes like coins to me.
Like heaven, I'd bury my face in my gf's pussy all the time if I could
>>26687478
I know a girl with a good smelling and tasting(kinda sweet?) pussy
The problem is that she is vegan and you really only get that from vegan/vegetarian girls
Meat, especially red meat ruins the taste
>>26687992
Oh and I guess it depends on how much you like the person
That can change a lot
Pheromones from sweat and shit are also important
>>26687992
Fuck off, John Sakars.
>>26687377
Well first thought that comes to head would be
>Not what i expected before i had the uhm..."pleasure"
I mean its not that bad. Its not really even bad just weird. Ok, SOMETIMES its bad and sometimes its absolutely horrible.
But overall its ok or meh tier. The more you get used to it the more it turns you on and the stank becomes associated with wet, puffy, warm pussy.
So basically its not something you would enjoy or even want to do but with everything else going on its not really that bad at all.
>>26687377
like heaven and sweet dreams
Pussy smells like the inside of your asscrack or a sweaty armpit, no fucking lie. Women are so wrapped up in "disturbing the ph of their vag" that they don't wash it with soap. It's fucking gross and I can't get close to my gf's because of it.
Milk and copper idk
I licked my sisters vag as a kid
>>26688132
who?
robloxxo xoxo
>>26688651
You know we need more
I can get into the taste of coins
>>26687377
kek
my pussy doesn't smell unless I don't wash or have my period
otherwise it smells like flesh
yeah you heard me
FLESH
But any pussy without lips or any roastie is disgusting. I'm ugly but I'm glad I have an innie vagina which makes schlicking feel 10 times better.
whatever a vag smells like it will always have elements of the things it's frequently in contact with, ie piss, sweat, blood, semen and shit
>>26687377
Ass is like licking a 9v battery
>>26687440
This guy is way off. Top-tier Stacies are way too full of shit to think their vag don't stink. Top-tier stacies have rotten dumpster pussies because they're too good to clean it. A chunky slightly overweight broad is gonna be overly self-conscious about being a pig so they clean their vag out real nice.
>>26688795
>it will always have elements of the things it's frequently in contact with, ie piss, sweat, blood, semen and shit
The vagina doesn't come in contact with shit unless you're a filthy degenerate
>>26688820
In this post:
>Trying desperately to feel better about performing oral sex on fatties.
>>26688703
There isn't much to the story. She wouldn't lick mine back and said she was allergic to milk and I fell for it. I think i was 3-4 and her 6.
It smells and tastes like the person who's vagina it is
>>26688878
>>26688820
That post is right. Women who are full of themselves are dirty as fuck. I have a Stacy family member, her room was a fucking pigsty, there were bugs crawling around, the rabbit shit all over the floor, piss stains from the rabbit, clothes everywhere didn't know what was dirty or clean, you would find week old food under the bed, etc
But you would never know how dirty they are because they look nice in clothing and coat themselves in layers of makeup, hairspray, body spray, lotion and perfume
>>26687992
>My face when I blew it with pic related when she was obviously DTF
>MFW she was vegan
She also was a 35+ partner whore who went full SJW/FeelTheBern/420BlazeIt and is currently taking the BBC. The taste of disease probably would have negated any of the vegan pussy gainz.
>>26687478
Taste is unremarkable. Can be somehwhat...sour, but it's very subtle.
Dude I fucking LOVE eating pussy. It's my absolute 100% favorite thing to do. It's really not so bad, and it varies from girl to girl.
My girl doesn't smell like anything and doesn't taste like much of anything.
Ass can have a slight smell but has no taste. Smell is vaguely of poop but that's how all buttholes smell as I've smelled a few in my days.
it's like when you lick a battery and your taste gets all fucked up but inna good way
Vodka.
At least it was the last time I ate one, when I got fucked up drunk with a tubby girl back in 2009.
Smell is a lot stronger than taste in my one pussy experience
Varies greatly depending on the vagina, womanly cycles, (ovulation) (period) and the cleanliness of the woman. Vaginas can be truly disgusting sometimes though.
>>26690382
>voluntarily eating shit
you are a dimwit
>>26687992
I dated a vegetarian girl and she was pretty nasty down there to be honest
>>26691882
surprising
Vegan gf keeps it pretty clean
>>26688779
innies kinda scare me cause I dont know where im supposed to put my dick or where her clit is
But im scared of sex either way
>>26687377
Jesus, what kind of pet monster is that?
>>26687377
you know that musty odor that your grundle has say, an hour after a shower. not bad, but not good, just a musty skin smell mixed with sweat. that is vagina exactly if it is normal tier.
>>26688779
We don't want role playing faggots in this thread
Ate pussy for the first time last night. Please God never again. I was wishing I was at home playing vidya while I was eating her out. She wanted me to eat her ass too but I just couldn't. It's weird cus the porn I'm into is ass eating / ass worship, and then it finally happened to me in real life and it was not a pleasant time. The girl had a great ass too. Maybe it was nerves, but if sex is always gonna be like this for me then I literally have nothing to look forward to in life
>>26691929
To be honest she probably just had sub-par hygiene. Since her I've had chubby girls with pristine pussies and models which I couldn't bring myself to go down on. Guess it depends on a whole lot of factors.
>>26687377
Like bags of coin-tasting sand
>>26687377
vagina is just an undeveloped penis with a hormonal deficiency, so they taste the same. you can lick your own genitals to discover the flavour
>>26693525
>It's weird cus the porn I'm into is ass eating ass worship
this is me right now
>and then it finally happened to me in real life and it was not a pleasant time.
god damn it
>if sex is always gonna be like this for me then I literally have nothing to look forward to in life.
fuck. ive been going really well with the whole "getting my shit together" thing because i want to be able to acquire some pussy and finally live out the fantasy of burying my face in between a girls thighs
damn...it's like your me from the future.
My girl is super hydrated and it tastes like nothing. Maybe slightly salty but its nbd desu
like milks of salty coin
Lick the back of your hand and smell it after 10 seconds, that is what a 'clean' pussy smells like. Taste is kinda salty, sour and 'acidicy'
>>26687377
usually too drunk on lust that i have no fucking idea what I'm drinking....fluids..liquids....as long as hes wet, I'm turned the fuck on. slurp slurp slurp n shit. its a yeast factory that they bleed and spray piss from..........wtf do you think it tastes like?
Delicious 10/10 would eat again.
healthy male brain.
>>26695172
he...she* w/e
>>26693701
Don't worry anon, it's my fetish as well. It's happened to me in real life and I loved it (she did as well). It can sometimes taste bad, but that doesn't really bother me. If you think it'll be a problem, have her shower and soap her anus up before you eat it.
>>26687440
>implying stacies have better hygeine than midrange hinched over fembots
Maybe our definition of stacey is different, but in my experience the hotter the girl the less she thinks she needs to wash her grundle
>>26687377
It's not particularly unpleasant, but I wouldn't describe it as pleasant either. Just sort of vaguely sour, milky, and fleshy. But have you smelled your dick? Like actually smelled it up close, or kissed a girl that has been sucking yours? That shit is at least as bad, if not worse. Dick breath is real.
>>26694759
This is exactly what it smells like. Haven't found a better comparison yet. The taste is that, but in taste form... it's harder to describe
>>26687377
10/10 vagina. would sacrifice all Americans just to sniff the toilet after she used it
Some girls have that "sugary" taste which is wonderful
>>26695237
I heard this when I was a virgin. First time going down on a girl I couldn't help but think 'wow that licking back of hand thing was a perfect comparison'
>>26687478
When you're horny it smells amazing
When you're not it smells bad
>>26687992
thissssssss used to play with a girl who was vegan. drank fruit juices everyday. FUCKING SLURRP SLURP SLURRRPPP. would have any day over a coca cola drinking, kfc munchin, candida consumed, chicken mcnugget devouring mongrel
smells kind of musky
tastes like slightly metallic snot mixed with skin
Pussy is a weird animal... It can be without a doubt the hottest and most sexy thing on the planet, but most pussy is unclean and nasty.
>>26687565
Damn man this is really good advice tbqhf
>>26688815
Thanks F.A.M. Literally saved me for being to curious.
Some taste musky and it can make you gag for real. Others have a faint sweat smell taste a little salty Idno not bad but I don't understand when people say they LOVE IT
>>26695869
Eating poon that is
>>26687440
This sans
>The meme that no one talks about because we're all "manly men" is that you put yourself through the hard yards because you want a blowjob.
I for one love giving oral. But then again, my gf showers daily and has good genes, so her pussy's always fine.
>>26687377
I love eating poon but only if I'm in a serious relationship with the girl. I once ate out my first fwb because I was in the mood for it. I'd never do that again, I tell you.
