Would you actually be attractive with a proper hairstyle and grooming?
how am I supposed to make my hair look like that every day?
what if it's windy and my hair gets fucked up? what if my hair gets wet?
>what kinda cut you want
>give me the fuccboi special
>say no more
i'm afraid of the small talk, so i stopped going to get it cut
No I'm not ugly because of grooming.
>>26685807
long hair as fine as long as you fucking wash it, bro
keywords: fucking wash it
>>26685807
Your hair looks greasy and disgusting. You are a true robot.
>>26685821
Maybe you're just not trying hard enough, senpai.
I think so, yeah.
Hair is really hard for me to figure out though, I wish there were an instruction manual for this kind of thing.
>>26685807
Hairdressers and barbers never talk to me. Is that weird? I look around and see other people engaged in conversation, but they never even try to exchange words with me.
No, I have skin like Edward James Olmos
The best I can hope for is a distinguished kind of ugly
>>26685892
They probably think you're creepy.
>>26685884
>Maybe you're just not trying hard enough, senpai.
I have no chin or jawline. You can't groom yourself a new bone structure.
>>26685773
Not if you are ugly and your hair type sucks.
>>26685963
thx dude you've cleared that right up
What's a proper hairstyle when you're balding like Jack Nicholson from The Shining?
I have a decent haircut and I shave and shower regularly, so I already know the answer is no. Turns out you really can't polish a turd.
>>26685794
Gratuitous amounts of pomade reapplied multiple times a day and hairspray.
>>26685970
A well groomed beard can hide that
>>26686028
Shave it off
i'm already attractive though?
>>26686101
>Shave it off
I ask people I know IRL if I should do that and they always say "god no"
>>26686101
>A well groomed beard can hide that
But I'm still not actually attractive
>>26686169
I got my haircut like a normie and started putting gel in it, it actually started getting some girls to pay attention to me. It doesn't fix my social autism, though.
I have a small forehead so I often have a medium length hairstyle, not only does this show I have youthful looks I have a baby face and look asian without having the ability to grow proper facial hair
I'm 24
>>26685773
I think it looks alright on me, but I can't help but feel like a hipster try hard hitler youth faggot with those hairstyles.
>>26685773
You tell me anon
I have no fashion sense. I don't know what hairstyle would work on me.
Best bet is to shave it. My head isn't round and fat so it doesn't look completely stupid.
>>26686313
You're actually quite adorable.
>>26685773
Nope, I am 100% genuine ugly. No jawline or facial structure, big nose, big bug eyes, big flappy ears, big bushy eyebrows. I am hilariously ugly. I'm kinda surprised I'm still alive, but I'm working on drinking myself to death, and that is going exceedingly well so far.
>>26686313
no way you are older than 16
just no fucking way
thats probably your brother, or you 10 years ago
get out
>>26686313
caveman brow
big ass lips
trash jawline
odd hair color
5/10
>>26686407
Thanks a lot you made my day
>>26686583
Im 28 with extreme babyface syndrome.
I have to ID for every beer i buy wich is legal from age 18
>>26686606
yup
>>26686636
why would I believe that this is not a pic of you from 10 years ago? show me your dick with your baby face you lying piece of shit
No amount of grooming will fix my short height
>>26686658
i dont care what you believe, i got a compliment today
>>26686696
I SAID
SHOW ME YOUR DICK WITH YOUR FACE
NOW
IM WAITING
>one eye noticeably larger than the other
>eyes uneven
>crooked nose
>thinning hair
>receding hairline
>missing teeth
>wide hips
>gyno
I'll get started on that proper grooming right away!
>>26686727
i feel bad for people like this
like what are you guys supposed to do?
attractive people are attractive regardless of grooming or hairstyle
>>26686765
die quietly
>>26686765
was gonna post this >>26686818
Normies will tell us to just stay positive and to just be yourself.
>>26686818
:(
how can i cheer you up anon
>>26686727
you should become a wacky personality in other, more attractive people's lives
>teeth fucked up beyond literal repair
>people ask me why I don't smile
>randomly catch my self smiling and people look disgusted
Yeah there's no hope for me is there.
>>26686606
>odd hair color
u fuckin wot m8?
>>26686856
I already am.but it's entirely unintentional
>>26686875
Teeth and posture are some of the easiest things to fix.
You just need good insurance. Get braces and fix your goddamn teeth, it will improve your selfesteem a ot
>>26686902
I'm missing teeth.
>>26686915
Also fixable, they will put in some fake ones.
Stop drinking coke
>le shaved sides meme haircut
>proper
If you get that haircut, you're making yourself look worse on purpose just because it's trendy. Even Chads waste part of their potential with that shit hair.
Inb4 it's a timeless classic
No, it isn't. Short sides long top (preferably both cut with scissors) is a classic, shaved sides long as fuck top isn't.
>>26685773
That haircut looks dumb as fuck. Holy shit is this what people consider attractive these days?
>>26686901
Then what are you upset about? You interact with people.
>>26686938
What's some good dental insurance plans? Preferably something I can afford with minimum wage.
>>26686952
remember that the 80s happened
>>26686974
>implying this isnt considerably worse
>>26686962
>You're horribly ugly and people don't even view you as an actual person! What are you complaining about?!
Kill yourself.
>>26686963
im european, i get a great one thru my work, in fact, im getting braces myself in a few weeks.
No idea about north american insurance
>>26686886
it's odd
>>26686952
it's more that the guy is just attractive so most hairstyles will look good on him
>post on /r9k/ about proper hygiene and grooming
>post says possibility of being attractive
>mfw
>>26686997
Then get plastic surgery or stop interacting with people.
I haven't talked to a person in almost 2 months.
>>26686996
I think it's just as bad and about the same
I won't buy into meme fashion. You can easily tell what legitimately looks good and what is a meme.
>>26687016
Oh. Well that's too bad. My work offers nothing.
>>26687018
It's blonde, that is not odd at all. If anything that's a good thing.
>>26687023
how is that possible? don't you eat and drink?
No. Still chubby, short, with a baby face.
Would just look like a manchild out his element.
>>26687063
How small is your brain that it's this difficult for you to figure it out?
>>26687058
looks reddish in the light i guess
>>26687094
forgive me for not being used to you freaks i guess
do you just buy a ton of food in bulk and stay in your NEET cave all day?
>>26687134
Not that guy your talking to, but it's very easy to go into a supermarket and buy all the shopping you need without saying a single word to anyone.
>>26687134
>bawww i'm so ugly my life is so horrible!
>oh, you're all actual losers? eww, stop talking to me!
women
>>26687190
right, auto-checkout is a thing
i guess it's just hard for me to imagine not talking to anyone for weeks, let alone months
what do you even do by yourself? it sounds too lonely
>>26687205
??
why are you projecting at me, i just asked you how you live your life
>>26687237
you weren't asking me anything
I just noticed how feminine your reasoning is
>>26687237
No, not even auto-checkout. You can go and put your stuff before an actual person who will scan it and bag it. You still don't need to say a word to them.
They can scan your stuff, tell you the price and then you just hand them the money, take your stuff and leave.
>>26685773
No because I'm ridiculously underweight. Maybe if I was a normal weight and had a nice haircut and shit.
>>26686963
>insurance
>on minimum wage
Bad news anon
>>26687268
what reasoning? i literally asked a question, you responded by trying to insult my intelligence, and then when i asked another question you started sperging out about a hypothetical woman saying things
i guess that's "feminine reasoning" here lol
>>26687291
i'd think that would be kind of awkward though
>>26685892
If you go to an expensive enough barber you can just tell them to do whatever they think would look good and it will usually turn out pretty decent.
>>26687322
Oh so I am fucked. Got it. Suicide when?
>>26687331
that wasn't me dawg
>>26687375
shit sorry i guess i got confused
what was "feminine" about my reasoning btw?
>>26687331
It's not awkward at all, m8. In fact, the people working at checkout will probably prefer it. They've had to deal with people all day. If they can get your stuff sorted through without having to make yet another round of pointless chitchat, they'd appreciate it.
Also, not saying anything means you can't create an awkward silence.
>>26687454
yeah i guess that makes sense, i usually just say "thank you" and "plastic" etc.
if it's a cute girl i try and smile and make my voice sound happier but otherwise i guess i don't do that much either
>>26685773
No, which is why I don't bother getting a "proper hairstyle". I've gotten one not that long ago, and I feel it actually made me even more ugly.
Same for shaving. I used to clean shave all the time, and it made me look worse. Now I only shave (not a clean shave, though) once every week or once every 2 weeks.
Fuck proper hairstyles and grooming. You're either pretty or not. That shit isn't gonna save your ass from ugliness.
>>26686636
You'll see a rapid decline once you hit 30.
>>26687864
Anons babyface will get worse? What?
>>26687752
If it made you more ugly then it wasn't a proper hairstyle. So clearly you never had one in the first place.
