Click the link ONLY ONCE to get a random superpower.
Then explain what you would do with your new powers.
http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fpowerlisting.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FSpecial%3ARandom&t=NTIwOWVmY2NmNmEwYTU5ODJmMjVkZWRmMTViMjFkMmFhNGM4NWIxNiw5RjBVdzNRWg%3D%3D
>>26685720
>Despair Manipulation
I'd use it to make the people here even worse than usual at the cost of me getting a cheap laugh. I'll become the villian of this place and you all will cut yourselves over this.
Morph into an angel I suppose
>>26685720
Why the fuck are you using us to pump your numbers faggot?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Use this one.
>>26685720
Plot Empowerment
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment
Become the best fighter in the world.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumptive_Replication
So all I have to do is....eat chad? How the fuck am I supposed to do that?
4th wall awareness. I would use it to manipulate reality, know everything and shit
>>26685767
You have literally become the edgiest fucker on earth HOLY SHIT
>>26685800
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotional_Form
I have become Feels, destroyer of worlds.
Call me Dr. Orgasm
>>26685720
noice
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hindu_Deity_Physiology
Be the bringer of justice by stopping dangerous crime scenes where death is the only way out. If police think of me as a villain might as well be one, go on a rampage killing anyone in my way while gaining strength and ultimately becoming immortal
>>26685885
With a knife? It's isn't that hard.
>>26685720
I mean... What could I even do with this?
I can buy literally anything I want already if I had the money
>>26685720
>Peak Human Flexibility
I dunno, join a circus? Does that even pay well?
>>26686078
Looks like you became a super kike
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Combat
I'll take it.
>>26686078
You could change the world easily.
Basically you're a schizophrenic god.
and crazy people can be very convincing.
>>26686078
You could use that to actually put a price on owning the world and if you somehow managed to gain that funds somehow you could rule the world and use it as your plaything.
>>26686078
You could trade your sense of hearing and smell for telepathy.
If you're clever enough, you can trick people into selling you their soul or aspects of their personality for material possessions. Then you can trade that for real things from spirits an' shit.
>take out a loan
>buy fancy car
>trade someone the car for their soul
>they'll actually do it
>commune with the spirits and sell that guys soul for superpowers
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine_Creation
Medicine creation. I'd start a pharmaceutical company and become insanely rich. I'd make the cure for cancer, aids, and the deformity I have. From there I could do pretty much anything I want and never go broke.
>>26685720
>tumblr redirect
really?
>>26685800
This
GJ anon.
OP is more of a faggot than usual.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crystallokinetic_Surfing
Probably just fly around on crystals all day I dunno
>>26685720
mfw even if i had this my depression would ruin it
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frictionless_Skin
>tfw you try to hug her and you just slide off
>tfw you try to kiss her and your lips slip past
>tfw can't have sex because no friction
>tfw can't even jack off
>tfw slip out of noose
>tfw gun slips out of hands
>>26686300
I was looking for the link but couldn't find it. This anon posted it here>>26685800
Use that link
>>26686271
How do you stop the pharmaceutical giants from having you kidnapped and sealed in a lab, chained up in small room and forced to endlessly produce meds for them?
>>26685800
>tumblr redirect will pump numbers
Are you guys actually retarded?
The universe just likes to fuck with me, doesn't it?
>>26685720
Cervid_Physiology
shitty power imo
maybe I would move to wherever cervids are populated and live my life there as one of them.
>>26686341
You could slip off a building
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pregnancy_Perception
God damn it
>>26686335
If you were to masturbate and climax, would the entire universe feel your orgasm?
>>26686418
Joke's on you, I edge for fucking hours.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping_Speed
I'd totally buy a fedora, fake katana, fingerless gloves and teleport behind people and whisper "nothing personnel kid" before firing them from my tech startup based on selling asteroid metals I teleport to earth.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Constructs
so I can make armor
out of air
ok
>divine ingestion
Well I don't know any gods to ingest. Sounds like I'd be pretty badass though if I did...
>not having a skillset
way to write lame characters
>Umbrakinetic Constructs
You merely adopted the darkness, I was born in it. I am darkness.
>tfw I'd become the Emperor of The Night
>>26686440
That's actually pretty clever not gonna lie.
You might even discover new elements
>>26685720
Destructive Energy manipulation, sweet. Eat my fucking beams of anti matter.
>>26686440
>before firing them from my tech startup
you will be firing them into space, correct?
>>26686563
Wouldn't that destroy the entire planet? Anti Matter is extremely explosive, even small ass amounts.
>>26686341
He'd slide once he hit the ground.
>>26686592
I said nothing personnel?
My company is ethical, I would never do such a thing like killing people. Especially if the government wanted to capture me or something I could just teleport away.
>>26686597
lol yeah, it was simply described the power as manipulating energy that destroyed basically anything on contact.
>>26685720
"The power to never die as long as a certain object exists. Variation of Reliant Immortality."
im ok with this
>>26685720
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Empathy
I guess that will be cool if I ever go back to Sea World or an aquarium.
So who would be a hero and who would be a villian? We need to figure this stuff out early if we need to be wary around someone or not
>>26686635
Plot twist: the object is your new sisters hymen
>>26686726
lol that power sucks!
![290[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AOqD6Im.jpg "290[1].jpg")
Oh, I benefit from people groveling at my feet.
So, I just have to abuse a person to think of me as more powerful, and then abuse them using my new powers.
Cool.
Relative Strength Perception
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fate_Denial
What can I do with this? Be the greatest psychotherapist and turn betas into chads? Stop humanities self destruction?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perfection_Embodiment
Reshape reality to make life optimally happy for everyone and then stick around getting worshipped for awhile I guess.
WOW
O
W
I pretty much got the power that would save /r9k/and destroy it
>Genisis Creation
I could pretty much create custom made gfs for all of you.
>>26686341
That's potential immortality, right there. Possibly super speed and all sorts.
Although, the military would probably just trap you in a glass box and then perform various experiments on you that don't involve letting you out, ever.
>>26686761
I don't know he could become popular with the seamen.
>>26686777
depends on your fate then
Wait, doesn't this mean I just could create an omnipotence machine? Or make an object that gives me any power?
Omnificence Genesis
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Reality
Perfect.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Nephalem_Physiology
>tfw first time I've ever gotten something decent
I am god.
>>26686842
I would have countless adventures.
>>26686777
Seems like the perfect manchild/robot power.
It's the grand power to say no and refuse anything and everything.
Get kicked out of your house? Nah, that didn't happen. You're fine. You're still home.
Got no food at all and are starving to death? Nope. Not how it happened. You never needed food to begin with.
Mommy said you need to get a job? Oh no she didn't. No, I mean she actually didn't. What she did say is have all the tendies you want. Now you've got all the tendies you wanted.
>>26685720
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elastic_Combat
dunno what would I do with it, not terribly useful
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Detonation
>self detonation
Join ISIS and become the best bomber around, and get 216 virgins for 3 bombings.
>>26686923
You don't die if you explode?
>>26686078
Buy omnipotence from God
>>26686957
It said "with the potential to recover", so I'm guessing it isn't fatal.
There's also a marvel supervillian with that power so I doubt its fatal
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_Inducement
>Envy Inducement
This power is pretty useless if you ain't a girl.
>>26686993
Presumably you'd need something equal to trade.
Unless god would be so bored of being omnipotent that it would accept a trade for a mortal life.
>>26687015
Can you choose the size of the explosion? Can you go nuclear?
>>26685720
>salt transmutation
>turn any matter into salt
I guess I've gained the power of shitposting irl.
>Chrono Vision
>The ability to see the past, present, and future. A sub-power of Omniscience, Time Manipulation and Temporal Presence.
I'd be literally fucking god. I would probably blackmail people for money, obviously.
>>26687070
It mentioned something about atomic powers, so yes, I'd assume I could go full Nagasaki. Not sure if I'd walk out unharmed though.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gas_Manipulation
Great, now I'll be that kid that always smells of farts.
>>26687035
there's nothing equal to omnipotence. not even things unfathomable to human minds could be equal in value to omnipotence
the power doesn't say trades have to be equal, I'd just give him something conceptual like a promise that I'd give it back
>>26687108
Jesus so many possibilities!
>win the powerboat
>save people destined to die
>become friends with the government and help them in combat situations
>predict attacks aimed towards you
>become the greatest poker player
>uncover the mysteries of the past
>>26687108
>wasting your time on blackmail when you can just go and win the lottery
>>26687198
>powerball
Stupid auto correct
>Enhanced Unarmed Combat
I guess I start fighting crime? I'unno.
...I'd probably get into a fight with some shady dude and get shot.
>>26687177
It doesn't say it has to be equal, no, but it doesn't give you mind-controlling powers to convince people to take an uneven deal. A god isn't going to accept a promise to give the power back as a trade.
I could offer you a penny for your house. You wouldn't take that deal.
Unless your house was really shit and more trouble than it was worth, I guess.
Pretty fucking lame. Guess it's kinda useful in case I ever got in a fight.
I don't even know what I would do with this shit. Just fuck with people?
>>26687207
holy fucking shit I'm so dumb
>>26687310
>not manipulating the rotation of planetary bodies to ruin everything
>>26687328
>turns into a hot girl/character
>charge people money to fuck you
gotta get that cash somehow bruh so take that cock
>>26687355
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard desu
>>26687355
But it's only rotation of your own body...
>>26687328
You can make people forget their memory.
Imagine.... making the president forget the nuclear launch codes...
Teehee 2devilish4U
A mortal god pretty much?
I'm a loser without powers and a limbless loser when I have powers.
JUST
>>26687469
MMA God?
>>26687386
>not just making people think they already have fucked you but haven't paid for it yet
>not making them forget they paid you after they paid you
>not keeping people in an infinite loop of coming back to pay you more money because they can never remember if they already have or not
Or you could be cleverer and make everyone remember you're the emperor of earth.
>>26687522
Literally this
Controlling memory is equal to hypnosis.
You can make any Stacy believe you're her boyfriend.
FUCK YEAH BB FUCKING OP
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Prime_Source
literally would destroy the universe as we know it and then sit in a dark void for the rest of time.
>>26687458
The problem with that power is that it immediately leads you to suicide.
You see and understand everything. You would understand that the only way to truly, completely win the game is to not play it.
And then you would kill yourself.
godlike tier
>>26685889
>>26687108
>>26686777
>>26686797
>>26686846
high tier
>>26686078
>>26687328
>>26687458
>>26686271
>>26686335
>>26686440
>>26686539
mid tier
>>26685772
>>26685972
>>26687227
>>26686912
kill yourself tier
>>26687310
>>26687469
>>26686333
>>26686341
>>26686380
>>26686391
>>26686395
>>26686726
>>26686923
>>26687130
kill yourself again tier
>>26687469
>>26687310
>>2668759
>>kill yourself tier
So sad
POISON EMBODIMENT
The user becomes the embodiment of poison and can spread poison and corruption where ever they go. The user can also create brand new poisons and toxins from their own body. As the embodiment of poison they can also poison things that should naturally be immune to poisons and toxins.
> I'd Take the hunter exam
>>26687599
Thank you for this, it made me chuckle
>>26685720
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Ignoring
Kind of cool, I guess. Too bad it's not absolute defense, so it can hypothetically be breached by some bullshit omnipotent attack. Realistically, though, it's good enough.
>transform into a shield
id make money off of it doing magic shows
>>26687704
What would you do with it to improve your life?
Realistically speaking, the only thing I can think of is moving to Mexico and stealing some cash from the druglords without repercussions.
>>26685720
Mental shield penetration
THIS SHIT ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY
FUCK EVERY ONE IN THIS THREAD
Make shit pretty and shit
>Reality Artistry
>User can transform, control and create reality through artistic means, sculpting, painting, writing, sketching, etc. reality to conform their view/inspiration.
2D Waifus for everyone!
>>26687750
Well, just passively, it would be a nice thing to have. I'd like to be a nigger and assume I'd be able to avoid damage in general, but I'm assuming it's only deliberate attacks. That said, I'm assuming I could never be sucker punched, or, at least, I'd be able to effortlessly win every fight I get in to. Guess I could be in some sort of fighting sport, but never getting hit would look fishy. If the power was toggleable, it could work.
Another thing I could do is join a PMC or some sort of security contractor. You can make a fuckton of money in one, but generally, as you'd expect, the best paying ones are also the most dangerous. However, assuming I could ignore attacks from things like bullets and bombs and the like, it'd be easy money. I would need to get into really good shape, however, and probably get regular military experience. I guess that all could spur me to get into good shape.
>>26687848
Thank you anon you win the thread... unless you're a shitty artist.
>tfw god
>>26685720
I think i win, don't know what id do with it
>>26687941
You only win if others have powers. If you're the only one in the universe with powers then you can't do shit.
>>26687890
>writing
doesn't even need to draw
>>26687941
no matter what power i get
first thing i think is "how can i use this to get to have sex with hot women"
>>26687599
I-it's not like I chose my power anon-kun.
>>26687599
you didnt even rate mine you faggot
I guess god hates me.
I did it, Robots, I can save us all.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_HealingExcept robots don't have souls to heal
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery
>power to be always wrong
>"I'm alive."
>stellar attacks
Rad. I'd probably use this to break shit and punch baddies
Could be useful I guess
>>26688352
>and so anon found out he was a zombie, doomed to live forever
>Area raising/lowering
I can make mountains or big holes.
I will send all fadorafags to hell and then ask satan a few questions about how people normally get there,and if there is an alternative. Then get analy raped by him and return home to make millions off of this knowledge.
>>26687599
>tfw one side effect close to godlike power
shit man.
At least I'm the ruler of the night.
Temporal guardianship huh? Guess I could fuck around with people by misplacing shit while time is frozen.
>Inanimate Object Physiology
I'd become a nuke.
Or actually, I'd become Emilia Clarke's buttplug.
>>26688737
forgot pic
original poast
ALRIGHT, BETTER GAME
YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS OF A JRPG OR SOMETHING
YOU GET TO ROLL THREE TIMES
WHAT ARE YOUR THREE POWERS AND HOW FUCKED IS THE PROTAGONIST?
I GOT:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Golem_Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Ascension
PROTAGONIST IS BEYOND FUCKED
>>26685720
>leadership empowerment
CANT STUMP, WONT STUMP, CALL ME THE TRUMP
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light-Darkness_Manipulation
What in the actual fuck is this shit
>>26688802
>"i rolled three times and couldn't decide which one i wanted to be my 'first'"
>>26688841
Nah nigga I got airbending earlier in the thread
3 powers is just better
I got attack powers, what a title. I'm not even violent. The name is boring but the description is cool
SUPERPOWER WIKI
ATTACK POWERS
Power/Ability To:
Release/use energy/matter to various attacks
The ability torelease/use energy/matter to various attacks. Defined bySuperpower Manipulation.
Also CalledCombat PowersProjection Powers
Capabilities
The user can release/use energy/matter (whether organic, inorganic, objects, etc.) to attacks of various shapes and/or intensities, either projected, used as a part of melee attacks, etc.
I can see the practical uses of this, sort of like a green lantern ring. Humble name, nice abilities, I'm cool with it
>>26685720
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Instinct
Sweet.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unlovability%C2%AD_Inducement
But that does nothing here
>>26688802
Umm
I am a elephant celestial that can parkour on power lines...what?
I guess I am basically god but why?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Machine_Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elephant_Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Surfing
>>26688884
That is literally this entire board
>>26685720
Granulation
>The user can transform people and objects into small particles, ranging in size from relatively rough to fine dust.
fuck yes
>>26688937
>Overtime loneliness may induce madness.
>May not make others feel the same.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Constructs
I like it. Make myself some badass wings and crush peeps from the sky
>>26688984
why not my man
>>26685720
Dark_Light_Manipulation
how bout it?
>>26685720
>the power to make others unlucky
Use it on others during exams so the grading curve is higher.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Condition_Removal
Thats is an odd and specific power....
Assuming I am allowed to break reality: Study the laws of physics and find a way to get my own subspace. Remove the conditions required to maintain my body and sleep for eternity in a comfy void.That is, until whatever pesky party of protagonists decide I need to die/be summoned for whatever reason fuck you guys I just wanna have nice dreams.
Otherwise uh... I dont know this is a really weird power. Perhaps I could unlock the full potential of another Annon or some shit.
Zoroastrian Deity Physiology
wat. Can someone explain for me?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Manipulation
I can make slimegirls, nice.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Warping Goodbye logic, making the world into the dankest of mame worlds.
hell yes this is perfect
>just give a big fuck you to this life and this planet
>leave everything behind and spend the rest of my life traveling through space and time
god I wish it was real
>>26689414
Fuck off Bill Cipher
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Replication
>Infinite food
>Infinite money
>Can literally "go fuck myself"
>>26685720
so im just saitama
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Advanced_Abilities
that's quite a lot
STORM GENERATION
Probably travel around and cause natural disastors to take advantage of the panic. Only downside i could accidently kill myself with my own storm
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Attacks
Destory detriot
Th-Thanks.
At least I'd know when I'm going to die?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imagination_Manifestation
Whatever the fuck i want
I'm virtually God, so I'm going to fuck off to my own universe. Peace, losers
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bottomless_Pit_Creation
Jesus fucking christ is making /r9k/ real my power?
>>26685720
>Hell-Fire Manipulation
>fire from hell itself
>Hell-fire can cause excruciating pain upon contact instead or cause instant death, possibly even for relatively beneficial purposes, such as summoning spirits of the deceased temporarily back to the world of living from Hell. Some users can even use Reanimation or Resurrection via Summoning the damned and/or Demons.
I guess I'd become a world renown medium? I don't care to use it destructively.
>>26690202
kek, you can make the internet
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rule_Transcendence
I guess I could be god but I'd probably just duck around doing loony toons shut to people. I.e. movable holes to enter places
>>26685720
>Hibernation
I can sleep whenever I want basically, and slow down my heart rate to the point that people will think I'm dead.
I'd probably just use it to sleep literally whenever I want.
>>26685720
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Manipulation
nothing original but still one of the best
>>26685720
>tfw psychic blade creation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Blade_Construction
I can kill myself without an issue hopefully now!
>Storm Embodiment
Guess I'd wait until there's some huge storm or hurricane or something.
>become one with the storm
>wreak havoc on Chads/Stacys
>ruin their funerals a few days later
Petrifaction, the ability to turn one's target into stone. So I'm like Medusa and shit?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Energy_Manipulation
Not bad.
>>26685720
>Chemical Reaction Manipulation
sounds like it's one of the best you could get
>>26685720
>fucking tumblr redirect link
Just use
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
God fucking fuck why isn't this shit removed for spam?
Do mods even exist here? Oh wait, I know how to summon them.
>OP GO BCK 2 REDDIT M80 LOLOLOLOL XDDDD
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Computation
probably just kill myself i guess once i calculated everything
i mean ultimately what else would you do? thats the end game
>>26691334
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment
Only took ~20 tries.
>>26685720
Ambient Energy Manipulation
this is the first time I actually like the super power I got from one of these threads
>>26688274
Go work as a marine biologist i guess....
>>26685720
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Helicopter_Propulsion
WHY
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkside_View
Go around making people see they are full of shit driving them insane
>>26685720
> Benevolence Release
I can fix you robots. I can fix you all
Henceforth, I am the Repairman. You just have to call, and I'll be there, with a twinkle in my eye, ready to get those good feelings flowing robots. Ignore the pornstache, that's just my look.
>>26692075
Here's the page, derp
It's okay robots - I'm here to fix your problems.
Tell me about your feeeelings
>>26685720
>Alternate timeline creation
First order of business is to alter the timeline so I was never born
>weapon hands
I can now assassinate people and there will be no evidence once I turn my hands back to normal.
>>26692125
Don't worry robot. I can fix your bad feelings, and you can correct the timeline so everything is great forever.
>>26692182
If The Butterfly Effect movie taught me anything, it's that trying to fix things by changing the past only makes them worse. And the only solution isto make your mother miscarry by strangling yourself with your umbilical cord.
Fire manipulation and super speed. Pretty decent
EDGE POWERS ACTIVATE
>CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNNN
