Who else /mischief/ here?
>Sitting at the bus stop in the rain
>Fatass sitting next to me spazzes suddenly
>He sneezes
>I follow him home and slice his jugular
>girl says she loves me
>say I love her too
>I hate her
>at Wallmart buying tendies
>cashier wishes me a good day
>I didnt have one
>answer the phone
>girl with qt voice says she's conducting social quiz and asks if I can answer some questions for her
>"sure, go on"
>hang immediately as she starts to speak
/DIABOLIQUE/
>Hey babe would you prefer to go to the art or history museum
>ummm history
>I take her to art museum
>>26680984I know where you're from
>>26681030
Really, where?
original comment MC
>work in panera drive through
>some old bitch asks for her tea with half a packet of splanda
>give her the whole packet
>>26681144
Man, what was going through your head when you had this rush of demonhood?
>>26680872
Pretty funny actually
>>26680790
Did this a few times aswell
Top keks insued months later
>>26681262
>still work at panera drive through
>old hag asks me to make her latte extra hot
>make it exactly the same
working in the drive through, you need mischief to survive
>>26681357
What do you do if someone tries to order through drive-thru on foot
>work at a kitchen in a hotel
>Forgot my charger
>Go back at midnight
>Decide to fuck with everyone
>throw all but one of the garbage cans into the >forest about a block away
>At work right now
>Tfw people have to walk all the way to the one garbage can I left to throw something out
>Friends dared me to lay down on the floor>I did it
>>26681410
probably don't answer or notice them
there's a sensor that makes our headset beep when you drive up, doesn't go off for just a person.
>customer says they need some time
>ask them if pepsi is okay
>they get confused
>pretend I misheard them
>I didn't
>>26681525
why the /absolute madman/
mischief tips ?
i need help getting some pay back on normies
>parents give me the shits
>they go for the weekend
>turn on the air conditioner on full blast
>it gets too cold
>turn the gas heater on full blast to make up for it
>heater vs. ac in a fight to the death
>motor in the air conditioner burns out
>crown the heater as victor of the great temperature control war
>>26680706
The best thing I read all fucking day
Thanks qt3.14
>have two dogs
>ask them "who are my good dogs?"
>never tell them who
>it's them
