I've got two friends, we're all male, and yesterday I asked them if they find vaginas attractive. Now they won't stop calling me gay because I think vaginas are gross and ugly looking. I'm straight, not gay in the least.
What do you think, /r9k/? Are vaginas gross or good looking?
>>26679927
vagina's are weird. Your friends don't realize this because they are Chads, and the moment they see one their inferior brain function becomes wiped by the desire to procreate.
>>26679927
Look gross and smell grosser. Haven't had sex in a decade.
You're not missing out.
>>26679984
One of them is a virgin, though, and I am as well.
I just don't understand it. I kept explaining why I think they are ugly and gross. I asked them to explain what is good looking about it, but they just called me gay and laughed at me. I pressed then to explain but all they said was you just want to put your mouth on it and put your dick in it.
>>26679927
>What do you think, /r9k/? Are vaginas gross or good looking?
I think pussies can be beautiful - like a delicate, pink, delicious flower. I frequently just jack off to close-ups of women schlicking and my favorite thing sexually is probably getting to just bury my face in hot, wet cunt. You're a fag, basically.
I don't mind vaginas but it bothers me how close they are to those gross shit holes. And girls spread their assholes out like that's somehow sexual.
Nah vaginas are fine if they aren't roasties, but buttholes can fuck right off.
never look at the pussy, for it is a disgusting body part. but put your ding dong in there because it feels good
>>26679927
You need to have sex before you find them attractive. Once you know the feeling of a warm and wet vag, you'll find yourself more attracted to them.
Your fellow virgin friend is probably a lying faggot and doesn't find them attractive either.
>>26680080
See, to me you just sound like a retarded animal, same with them. You are so overcome by your instincts that you think a bleeding, mucous filled hole (very close to a pisshole as well) is attractive.
>>26680102
I agree, don't know why women are so proud of their anuses.
>not finding a girls asshole hot
ok
>>26679927
you're a faggot who likes men
you're also autistic for not realizing how much of a faggot you looked saying that
>>26679927
A good one is a non-issue, but bad ones are absolutely disgusting. The best ones seamlessly integrate into the rest of the body, and I prefer unshaved for that reason.
>>26679927
Why do you guys have such a problem with vaginas? You're probably all faggots
seeing pics of perfectly smooth pink innies makes me want to bury my face in them and have girls sit on my face for hours.
>>26680134
>See, to me you just sound like a retarded animal, same with them. You are so overcome by your instincts that you think a bleeding, mucous filled hole (very close to a pisshole as well) is attractive.
Yeah you're definitely a homolord, but what's worse is that you're a massive fedora tipping fuckwit.
I hope your friends keep on calling you a faggot.
There not mention to be art anon just stick your dick in it, if you fap and get off to normal porn your fine and thinking about it too much
>>26680211
I think they look really gross despite having one. Penises are funny looking though. Not exactly pretty but at least it's flesh. A vagina looks like a split open slug with all that slime, also bleeds once a months.
They don't look pretty in the sense boobs look pretty. They are usually not on display and they can be messy - so that's unpredictable and somewhat ill looking.
Nevertheless, seeing vaginas turns me on and I love having my face between a pretty girls legs and licking the clit.
I also eat as if it's clean.
All of the above goes to the trash if the girl is fat.
But pic related is extremely inviting.
>>26680251
>>26680246
To me this just seems like an extension of putting pussy on a pedestal.
No woman says, "Oh man when I see a dick I want to put it in my mouth and rub it all over my face" and so on.
It just seems like men trying really hard to sound like they would please women so girls will give them a chance. It's odd to me, there's nothing inherently sexy about either genders' genitals.
>>26680272
I think that they look alright, not more disgusting than other body parts. I'm probably the only one who thinks this but I think that roasties are less disgusting than innies.
>>26679927
Are you fucking 13? The exact same thing happened to me when I was 13 and discussing with my friends how the anus was much more aesthetic than the vagina
Or your friends are borderline retarded and you should just kill them and yourselves to save all parties involved a lot of misery
>>26680055
That's because vaginas are gross but non-gays just don't talk about it.
If you admitted to being gay they would probably agree that vaginas are gross (but that they still want it).
Tbh cocks are just better at about every angle you can look at them. No wonder straight guys don't want to think about it too hard, women suck too much already without thinking about gross vaginas.
>>26680390
you can think whatever you want mate, it just makes me fuckin hard.
>>26680390
If you have your tongue on a girls vagina you can make her jerk her legs and moan with the rhythm you choose your tongue to move. And then you have your face pressed right to the organ she feels the pleasure from orgasm. It's just fun, that's why I want to be down.
(I'm >>26680356)
>>26679927
They're not great man but I can't think how I would do it differently. There's not much space to work with.
How would you fix the vagina?
>>26680522
No inner lips. Just one nice slit.
Vaginas are beautiful, smell addicting, and taste great. I like trimmed hair on brunette a/Asians and everyone else should shave if there's no contrast between your hair and your skin
My favorite is when the girl is so turned on here again a starts opening on its own, showing the pink. And my favorite scent and taste are Asian creamy/milky pussies but every now and then I get a craving for a nice stinky pussy - black or mixed race. Not really into stinky white girl pussy.
Most of you sound gay or like women - you like tits but not pussy. Everyone likes tits. Even straight women. So you're gay.
no man, when you have sex, you'll realize that pussy and hips (not necessarily big ass) is the only thing you'll ever think about and boobs not so much anymore. i was a boobs only guy before i got laid, but then you realize why females are shaped that way its because they're literally designed to fit around our crotch, there's just nothing fucking like it. i haven't been able to stop thinking about pussy since. totally changed the way I hit on girls too, for the better, they're way more receptive since i notice things about them that are actually important. girls don't give a shit if you like their tits or ass. if you grab their hips though, drives them crazy.
>>26680390
>No woman says, "Oh man when I see a dick I want to put it in my mouth and rub it all over my face" and so on.
Are you fucking retarded or are you just pretending to be? Women talk about cocks like they're fucking magic. Just a little thing for you to know in the future anon, women care about the way dongs look infinitely more than men care about tits/ass/pussy.
>It's odd to me, there's nothing inherently sexy about either genders' genitals.
Well it's odd to YOU. Most men find it arousing, the looks of it for the most part. Actually coming face-to-face with it is another question, but even then I don't think it deviates too much.
It's part of us that simply associates it with sex (obviously). You see a vagina, you think of sexy girls and sex. Most men don't really overanalyze the whole thing.
I for one don't put an extreme emphasis on the whole thing either. I don't really jerk it to close-ups of pussies. If it's a nice innie that's a bit puffy, I'm happy, but it doesn't really get me diamonds in itself.
>>26680605
I love girls' faces, boobs, hips, butts, but I just dont get turned on by looking at a vagina.
Even in this thread most people call me gay for not liking it, but don't really explain what's attractive about it. They just call me gay or underage.
All of you super pro-pussy people sound desperate and weird to me. You all want to worship pussy. I can't imagine it tastes good or smells good, and it's just disgusting. Discharge, piss, blood, close proximity to the asshole, but I'm the weird one for thinking, objectively, that isn't something I'd like to put my mouth on.
> mfw I go down on every hooker I pay when I ask them to sit on my face
If I'm gonna go down at least I'll do it doing the shit and enjoy and maybe someone else will enjoy it, too.
Some of them look pretty nasty if you're just staring them dead on, but the view you tend to get of them when your dick is inside of them is a lot better. It helps if there's a nice ass to go with it
You fucked up op. Everyone thinks vaginas are gross. Because of white knight drive they pretend to disagree though.
You should have qualified with saying non innie pussies are gross. This gives them something to agree with, liking vaginas, thus maintaining their sexual identity's perception as well as providing an avenue to discuss how nasty vaginas are.
Think about it from a girls perspective. If a guy hates AL pussy then you'd dislike hers regardless, she can easily hamster her ego to safety. If you and high value males only like certain pussy and express dislike for hers then it hurts a great deal more. It's just like the dyke who thinks all dick is gross. She can go fuck herself. The Stacy who hates short dicks hurts my feelings though because there is dick she likes and mine renders me an inviable partner.
Sex is suppose to be gross to a certain extent, the privates are suppose to be visceral and mysterious, but we see so much of it today, we can't help but look at it objectively. Remember how oddly hyper aroused you where as a tween when first stumbling upon porn, it felt otherworldly and taboo to desire something so nasty. Another reason why we prefer women who haven't rode the cock carousal is because the magic of discovery diminishes.
>Different people are turned on or off by different things
more breaking news at 11 !
>>26680571
>smell
yeah woops i forgot to mention that. the smell is fucking intoxicating. sometimes, if you're lucky, it won't just be her pussy that smells good, her skin will have a certain scent to it too. not all girls though, dunno why. only the horniest ones seemed to have the good smelling skin. god shit drives me fucking wild. literally
>>26680390
>No woman says, "Oh man when I see a dick I want to put it in my mouth and rub it all over my face" and so on.
No man. no. lesbians and prude bitches aren't into it, but when horny bitches are horny, they want cock in their mouth. i once had a girl who was literally trying to suck on my dick before i had the fucking door shut she was so cock crazed i almost* told her to slow down, but only so she wouldn't bite it off if I fell over or something trying to get on the bed. fucking crazy slut.
>>26680673
that's because you're either
A. gay
B. never been near one
C. gay
it's okay though. gay men aren't generally turned on by female sex pheromones, much of which are released from the pussy (in their urine, which explains why some guys have piss fetishes, all them pheromones).
>>26680720
But I mentioned innies vs outies, and said innies were far better looking. They called me gay again and said that it doesn't matter how they look, you want to eat them like crazy.
I don't get it.
>>26680766
To me you sound insufferable. I must be gay if I have an objective mind and don't like stinking, bleeding holes?
I find the rest of women very arousing, but vaginas themselves are ugly.
>trying to say I'm gay for not liking a woman's piss
This is why I think every one who defends pussy is just a huge white knight.
>>26680813
ok, thats because mentioning the innies vs outies think with "friends" is autistic tier.
we all know what age range has the best looking vaginas... but yet we dont go around talking about it do we.
cmon
>>26680871
They have been my friends for over a decade. We've talked about way worse than innies vs outies.
>>26680813
Innie look like nice but a big fat meaty pussy with lips feels 10x better on your cock. You guys have got to be virgins.
>>26680813
>>26680871
I think innies are worse looking. They look like the ones animals have.
>>26680907
What are you doing on this board? No one should listen to you.
>>26680901
okay then, then the gay thing is probably just banter, stop overthinking stuff.
some people would like to dive face first into pussy, others not so much.
>>26680866
I'm pretty sure you're gay. Have you or your friends sucked cock before?
>>26680762
>everybody is special and unique!!!
no man no. straight people are turned on by the opposite sexes pheromones. that's what drives the act. it's an organizing principle. women like the smell of men's "sweat" (not really sweat, kind of is, I don't know how that shit works, dudes smell fucking rank rofl), men like the smell of women's "urine" (not really the urine, it's just IN the urine). after you finger a chick and you got that dank scent on your fingers driving you nuts? that's pheromones.
>>26680866
>To me you sound insufferable.
Sorry man, but it sounds like you like cock. Or at the very least, enjoy keeping that stick shoved up your ass for long periods of time. Did you type that shit with your pinkie out? rofl. just razzing you dude. you probably have ocd. you don't like smelly dirty gross things. vaginas can be pretty asymmetrical. I get it.
>a huge white knight
bro, i am the farthest fucking thing from a white knight that's a fucking joke. I bully orbiters for fun when i see them hovering girls whose pussy juice is still fresh on my cock walking through the quad.
>>26679927
Everyone knows, deep down, that cocks look a lot nicer.
>clit piercings
I don't get it. Most people aren't gonna see it. It seems super painful to get it done. It seems pointless. Really only piercings that make sense to be are ear piercings.
Why don't men get their dicks or their balls pierced like women get their pussies pierced?
>>26680937
>>26680960
>>26680907
You all sound like idiots to me. Every one who worships vagina seems to come off as a white knight in denial dude bro.
>>26680907
You're the expert I guess. Big loose floppy gashes must feel better than a tight clean perfect receptacle if you say so.
>>26680931
Sex with women is messy. Pussies are messy. I love sex with creamy Asian pussy and when they get a nice foamy liquid running out of their pussy down their butthole, the when you flip them over for doggy you see the messy white foam on their butthole and use it to lube your thumb and stick it in their butthole while your penis fucks their pussy make more creamy foam.
>>26680907
>You guys have got to be virgins.
Gee fucking whizz, a virgin on /r9k/? Colour me fucking surprised.
>>26681045
>lust is now worship
dude what world do you fucking live in? have you never been aroused by a woman? it's totally different than putting her on a fucking pedestal. in fact, now that i think about it, putting women on pedestals is kind of fucking gay. only the betas and fags do that. are betas just crypto-faggots? rofl im just razzing you bro. dont take me too seriously. try to get laid sometime though, maybe drink a little to ease your nerves man. you'll know what i'm talking about some day.
>>26681048
Meaty pussies feel like they're sucking your cock in. They're tighter and just have more there.
>>26681110
last meaty pussy i fucked was WAY loose and I couldn't feel shit, even though i boinked her without a rubber, maybe just bad luck for me then, although maybe not since she swallowed nailed it
Only tight virgin pussy looks good. Roast beef pussy obviously looks disgusting.
I used to be just like you, hated the look of pussies, then one day I saw a tight one and it changed my outlook on vagina.
>>26679927
Vaginas are pretty gross, OP.
