WHY CAN'T NEETS AND WAGEKEKS STOP FIGHTING AND JUST BE FRIENDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Because greedy wagecucks won't share their money, fuck them.
Also, most wagecucks aren't robots but (failed) normies in denial.
>>26679754
But then I wouldn't be able to get my daily dose of comedy.
That almost nobody replies to reeposters anymore is the ultimate sign that r9k as we knew it is dead. The normies rule here now, drowning out the cries of true robots.
The difference between us is like night and day, there will be no peace with the wagecucks while a single one of them remains free.
>>26679754
I think all wagecucks should just each adopt a NEET and give him special gifts from time to time, like blankets, while the NEET reminds the wagecuck why they are doing it, and to be a good little slave.
>>26679955
>be wagecuck
>adopt a NEET
>NEET is qt, soft from never working, but his superior NEET mind makes staying thin easy
>work hard every day, serve my NEETs cock every night
>he calls me "slave" and "wage faggot" while I suck him off and take his 10 inch cock
There is no higher aspiration for a wagie.
>>26680328
pls continue this is pretty hot desu~
>>26680368
>NEET spends huge amounts of my money every day while I'm at work, not leaving enough for necessities
>if I complain, get it extra rough that night, NEET then demands o work overtime to make up for what he spent
>do it, but also receive a punishment for every hour I'm late home to serve his cock
>each hour of overtime translates to an hour being blind folded and bound and forced to submit to the NEETs desires, no matter how bad it hurts
Why is this not my life?
>>26679754
Thiswould cause a paradox in space and time.
>>26680479
I will be your neet-bf.