>Have only one shot at life
>Born fat
Time to exit this reality mai senpais
>born fat
this is what obesefags actually believe
>>26679024
Yeah, because you can't totally lose weight.
Fatfags have it easier, dicklets and manlets have much worse.
Check your fat privilege
>born undersized
>got fat anyway
Cyst lavvy, as zey zay in paree!
>>26679071
>tfw born a fat dicklet manlet
>>26679024
>born fat
I'm apparently the only fatass to realize that my shitty life choices are to blame for my obesity
>have on shot at life
>born suicidal
>>26679150
Well some get fat because they have fat parents who pass down their shitty lifestyles to their kids.
>born fat
>>26679221
Having a poor lifestyle instilled in you by your parents definitely makes it harder to get fit, but it by absolutely no means makes it impossible.
I want one of those "anime pro" t-shirts.
>>26679221
>Mom made us shut up and eat junkfood every time we came to her to talk about being sad
>would literally dodge away if you came to her sobbing wanting a hug and would drive to McDonald's/Dairy Queen/what have you
>not even fat herself
Oh, mom~
>>26679294
Only registered anime professionals can get a shirt.
>>26679024
>have only one shot at life
>god must have been firing blanks
>born fat
>>>/tumblr/
>tfw born a beta
>>26679399
>1992
meh science
meh meme post
>>26679024
Listen to me, and know I'm completely serious when I say this.
Trenchcoat and trilby
>inb4 HURR AWWWTEEEST
I've worn a trenchcoat and trilby whenever I go out every time since December last year. No one ever gave me shit for it, and I ended up actually looking pretty badass. Trust me when I say it's a truly a look that works for any man
>>26679024
>born fat
You can't be born fat op
>>26679047
>>26679071
>>26679150
>>26679212
>>26679221
>>26679232
>>26679372
>>26679399
>>26680165
>>26680250
You guys are the reason this board is going to shit, you're obviously new so you're definitely either normies who're slightly neglected because you can't do anything correctly or underage retards who come here and try to feel edgy, and you're so stupid and out of touch with the dynamics of both the edgy /r9k/ and the IRL world that you bite on bait this stale
hero pls
>>26680295
Mad fatty detected
>>26679024
just eat cinnamon and mustard. Makes you lose weight and prevents the diabetes. Also a shitload of kale, celery, and radishes
>born fat
Were you an over-sized baby or something?
>>26680516
>BMI of 16
>Not retarded enough to bite 9 year old bait
>Mad fatty xD
go away reddit armie
>>26680704
Try to not get the keyboard dirty with your doritos covered fingers.
