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How would a robot react in this situation?
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How would a robot react in this situation?
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no cuteposting? c-come on /r9k/! ;~~~~;
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What the fuck man, I'd just punch he guy into the face just for being a faggot and trying to hit on me
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>>26678754
eww that's gay
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I'd feel uncomfortable but also flattered. I'm not gay, but at least it'd feel good to be validated...
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>>26678754
Sneer, most likely. But very faintly and uncomfortably.
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>>26678754
Probably the same As that guy reacts
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>>26678754
*blushes*
Y-you too
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>>26678754
Suck his cock obviously
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You sayin' I like dudes?
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I'd say "thank you" but say it in a way that both indicates that I appreciate the compliment but I am not attracted to men.
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Jump up from the chair away from him
>"Whoa I'm not like that"

Go from there.
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>>26678754

What's that manga?
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Tell him he's cute too, and will make a woman happy one day.
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>>26679154
>>26679139
>>26679115
>>26679273
It's a girl hypothetically. How would you react then?
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>>26678754
probably ask him why he thought that. it's not something that I get told, I'd be curious what his rationale was.
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>>26678754
I'd make him my sissy I guess?

At least I'd want to. I wouldn't get that far.
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>>26679389
No, that's a dude. With a penis.
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sauce?
that's one of my ideal situations to be in
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>>26679389

You sayin' I don't like dudes?
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>>26679446
http://exhentai.org/g/907496/113adbec06/
to be completely honest, some of his other stuff could fit right in with the "I'm not gay, but..." crowd here
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>>26679389
maybe i'm an asshole, but given i'd never be in the situation in the first place I can actually say I would make the face pic related unironically.
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>>26679389
>"do I know you"?

Robotsuxor
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>>26678754
They would obviously just be joking to mess with me.
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>>26678754
I'd ask him "What's the name of this manga?"
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I'm straight but I'd be pretty happy at least someone at all found me attractive.
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>>26678754
>>26679607
This, also reply "and you're lying"

Then move on with my reading
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>>26679492
>http://exhentai.org/g/907496/113adbec06

link's dead, name?
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>>26679694
>link's dead
Can't get past the panda?
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>>26679389
If a girl is openly telling me that I'm cute she's more than likely a landwhale.
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>>26679607
>>26679644
A guy I knew once told me he would fuck me and I got really embarassed but it turned out he was just messing with me. You guys are right don't trust him.
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>>26679694
Omoi, omoware.
Also learn2panda
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>>26679738
>and I got really embarassed
Why? Did you actually take it seriously? I think you're hiding something in the closet anon
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>>26679740
>>26679709

Got it, thanks.

originalcomment
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>>26678754
Since I'm pretty fucking disgusting I would ask him why is he lying to me
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>>26679740
Found the particular one outside of panda. I'm too lazy, I got past it once and tried the same method it didn't work and I gave up cause honestly I had seen everything I wanted(for now)

>>26679806
I don't need to care about it I'm bi. But I took it seriously and it was frustrating.
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>>26679898
You should just download the easy exhentai extension.
It saves work.
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>>26679898
all you have to do is edit the cookies from g.e
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>>26680406
I was using that way to get in before

>>26680210
I am not looking at porn/masturbating a lot right now I must keep it that way(for now)
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