How would a robot react in this situation?
no cuteposting? c-come on /r9k/!;~~~~;
What the fuck man, I'd just punch he guy into the face just for being a faggot and trying to hit on me
>>26678754
eww that's gay
I'd feel uncomfortable but also flattered. I'm not gay, but at least it'd feel good to be validated...
>>26678754
Sneer, most likely. But very faintly and uncomfortably.
>>26678754
Probably the same As that guy reacts
>>26678754
*blushes*
Y-you too
>>26678754
Suck his cock obviously
You sayin' I like dudes?
I'd say "thank you" but say it in a way that both indicates that I appreciate the compliment but I am not attracted to men.
Jump up from the chair away from him
>"Whoa I'm not like that"
Go from there.
>>26678754
What's that manga?
Tell him he's cute too, and will make a woman happy one day.
>>26679154
>>26679139
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>>26679273
It's a girlhypothetically. How would you react then?
>>26678754
probably ask him why he thought that. it's not something that I get told, I'd be curious what his rationale was.
>>26678754
I'd make him my sissy I guess?
At least I'd want to. I wouldn't get that far.
>>26679389
No, that's a dude. With a penis.
sauce?that's one of my ideal situations to be in
>>26679389
You sayin' I don't like dudes?
>>26679446http://exhentai.org/g/907496/113adbec06/to be completely honest, some of his other stuff could fit right in with the "I'm not gay, but..." crowd here
>>26679389
maybe i'm an asshole, but given i'd never be in the situation in the first place I can actually say I would make the face pic related unironically.
>>26679389
>"do I know you"?
Robotsuxor
>>26678754
They would obviously just be joking to mess with me.
>>26678754
I'd ask him "What's the name of this manga?"
I'm straight but I'd be pretty happy at least someone at all found me attractive.
>>26678754
>>26679607
This, also reply "and you're lying"
Then move on with my reading
>>26679492
>http://exhentai.org/g/907496/113adbec06
link's dead, name?
>>26679694
>link's dead
Can't get past the panda?
>>26679389
If a girl is openly telling me that I'm cute she's more than likely a landwhale.
>>26679607
>>26679644
A guy I knew once told me he would fuck me and I got really embarassed but it turned out he was just messing with me. You guys are right don't trust him.
>>26679694
Omoi, omoware.
Also learn2panda
>>26679738
>and I got really embarassed
Why? Did you actually take it seriously? I think you're hiding something in the closet anon
>>26679740
>>26679709
Got it, thanks.
originalcomment
>>26678754
Since I'm pretty fucking disgusting I would ask him why is he lying to me
>>26679740
Found the particular one outside of panda. I'm too lazy, I got past it once and tried the same method it didn't work and I gave up cause honestly I had seen everything I wanted(for now)
>>26679806
I don't need to care about it I'm bi. But I took it seriously and it was frustrating.
>>26679898
You should just download the easy exhentai extension.
It saves work.
>>26679898
all you have to do is edit the cookies from g.e
>>26680406
I was using that way to get in before
>>26680210
I am not looking at porn/masturbating a lot right now I must keep it that way(for now)