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How do I get a pure virgin girlfriend who looks like this?
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How do I get a pure virgin girlfriend who looks like this?
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>>26678577
HAHAHAHA

well, how old are you, girls like that lose it when they're 14 and down.

Voe has a nickname in her hometown, the footall team matress.
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>>26678577
Be rich.
or black
or chad
or really, really funny

otherwise your gonna get a lot of ew no go fuck yourself
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>>26678626
Funny guy reporting in.

Humor does nothing on its own. It is ALL about looks at the apex.
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>>26678626
>be black
FUCK YOU IT DOESN'T WORK! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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be Mormon in a rural area
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>>26678685
It works in Eastern Europe. Just come here have a bit of money and every girl will be craving for that black dick .
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>>26678577
>pure virgin girlfriend
>who looks like this?

>pure virgin
>who looks like this?

Ultra evangelical circles.
Ultra orthodox-jewish cricles.
Ultra orthopractical Muslim circles.

Your only chances.
Otherwise she won't be a virgin.

Perhaps "Damaged goods psychology wise" sometimes works as well, though that is not advisable for your health and well being.

>>26678626
>Be rich.
>or black
>or chad
>or really, really funny

BS.
The girl in the pic looks bad enough to be acessable for a not fat average joe, given he isn't socially awkward.

She won't be a virgin though, usually.
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>>26678786
>The girl in the pic looks bad enough to be acessable for a not fat average joe, given he isn't socially awkward.

But no, she's a Norwegian A-lister.
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>>26678577
Her blonde hair is fake you can see by the colour of her eyebrows
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>>26678883
I had several GFs and a few ONS and I do not think she is that hot.

Then again I have strange tastes, so what do I know.
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>>26678577
>Nordic girl
>Pure virgin

Pick one.
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Invent a time machine, go back to the 1950s.
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>>26678577
I generally laughted out loud at this anon
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Be in high school. After high school female virgins get much more rare
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>>26678608
How do I get a 14 year old girlfriend?
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