Fembot here
I'm looking for an internet bf who will actually love me. It doesn't matter who you are, how old you are or what you look like. You just have to be somewhat intelligent and must have similar interests
>19
>khv
>5/10 completely plain, average
>enjoy vidya, anime, and cooking
>depressed, social anxiety
Please reply if you're interested
>>26678394
>internet bf
Fuck your shit
Where you from bae
>>26678394
Take me , take me!!
>internet gf
Nope, had that before
It's awful and they can do anything behind your back
>>26678394
29 here. I like gaming (Nintendo shit mainly), listening to music and eating. I'm a 4/10 guy. Wanna be my gf?
>will actually love me
Just like that? You're not going to take me out on an internet date first, to see if there's any chemistry? I'm always glad to make new internet acquaintances, but realistically I think the odds of me falling in love with a random poster on this board are rather low.But you can skype me at isen_nz
>>26678394
had one, was fun up to some point. we played wow together. we both wanted to meet but knew it's not possible. then she cucked me and even told me about it. and that was about the end.
5/10 female
350 responses
5/10 male
ew fuck off creep loser
Where are you from?
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>>26678394
I have to resist. I can't. The bait. No.
Please, tell me you're just bait.
probably a bait but if youre interested my skype is [email protected]
>>26678451
>>26678479
OMG THEY REPLIED
>>26678451
I'm sorry, I don't use Snapchat anon
>will actually love me
Will you actually love him back?
>>26678534
wht about kik?
>im 6/10
>20
>enjoys vidya, anime, cooking
>no sexual desire but needs romance
still wouldn't even try something as despicable as an internet S/O even if you were 10/10 you fucking loser
>>26678554
Add me, .xkai
Feel free to add me, anons, but please don't spam me.
be my gf plz
its really sad that my life as come to this. so fucking sad.
>>26678529
When you get desperate
>>26678394
>19
>kissless female
I could believe at virgin but do expect me to believe that girls grow up till 19 without a single kiss?
>>26678437
this desu
my first gf was internet gf.
Fucking broke me.
I haven't recovered since. I was fucked in the head and ruined one friendship after another because I never took time to recover.
That bitch broke off a chain reaction and now I'm human garbage that needs 5 minutes to wash their hands lmao.
>>26678592
It's possible if they have a serious mental illness
>>26678394
Why is there always a deluge of fembot threads now? I realize women have to insert themselves into literally everything because they are instinctually hardwired to think "ME ME ME ME" every goddamn second but why here? Why come to the one place that doesn't want them? This board was never truly a haven for robots but at least it wasn't a constant influx of women being annoying whores. For a time this place was remiscent of old /b/ but now it's just a satellite fiefdom for tumblr whores to complain and redditors to mine for whatever half-assed OC that gets shit out nowadays.
If you are reading this, females, please find another cave to howl in. This one is taken.
>>26678394
>19
noice
will have to see a closeup pic of the face and a full body pic too.
>this may very well be a complete fabrication
Let me know how it goes, boys
>>26678394
>People actually falling for it
>>26678646
Like what serious illnesses? Meme depression? Every female is somewhat mental in male eyes.
>22
>5'6
>just graduated college and have a pretty decent job
>4/10 - 5/10 face
>like history, video games, anime
>am very kind, loyal, and patient ;__;
>will love you very much if you love me even a little back
Email is: [email protected]
Hit me up, don't even care if you end up being a guy
Skype: mranon14321
>>26678672
You're acting like this is somehow a big deal. Worst case scenario, you waste some time.
>>26678678
Personality disorder level, something that's so serious that it keeps people away.
Serious mental illness is a whole level above normal woman craziness
>>26678724
Socially unless women is put into mental ward she's can be excused from every personality disorder. She will be treated as "uh that's only classic women irrationality"
>>26678594
Fucking same except the ruining friendships part
It fucking hurts so much
>always erp
>couple of months later
>i'm sorry anon you just seem like a brother to me instead of a bf
I fucking gave her everything, my trust, games and even told her my dark secrets
Can we make this into a 'how I came to realize internet gfs suck' thread?
>>26678394
>5/10 completely plain, average
Post a pic, so we can see if it is true.
>All these imbeciles replying
I mean really? How new are you
>inb4 ironically
>>26678594
>blaming all of that on her
What the fuck did she do? What was she like?
Kek, op here
Yes it's fucking bait you cuckolds.
I wanted to see how gullible/desperate r9k users are. It looks like an even split between desperate cucks and thoe who can spot bait.
God you people are retarded. Divide and conquer amirite laddos
>>26678394
>27, unemployable liberal arts student
>5/10 completely plain, average
>enjoy vidya, anime and weightlifting
>travel a lot
>socially awkward irl but I'm good online
Email:[email protected]
Kik:robonhk
I'm going to have to hear your voice before I hang out with youI dont want to talk to a low key male
>scroll through thread
>no pic
>newfags still replying
>>26678394
>internet bf
no way!
asl?
>>26678909
wow you really showed us
i hereby acknowledge your superiority
>>26678394
>cooking
>Implying we care, it's not like we could try your food.
And only cucks and stupid thirsty faggots accept an "Internet relationship", it's more like a constant attention source.
Still no reply or even message check. assuming its fake
>>26678394
what is my autismo level for instantly recognizing the photo op's picture was traced from?
also stopped reading at
>femb-
>>26678394
i had an internet gf once, it think she killed herself kek
My ex gf had an internet relationship for three years with someone from the other side of the planet before we met
When he flew to her to meet her she dumped him
>tfw I had no face when she told me that
>>26679068
i fucking wish my internet gf would kill herself
>>26679124
I wish i had the guts to kill myself
>>26679133
why do you need to kill yourself? we can do it together if you want
>>26678810
female lurker here. i was put in the psych ward for 2-3 weeks two years ago, still have kissed some guys before. but still a virgin.
but i also think i'm above a 5/10
>>26679249
>female lurker here. i was put in the psych ward for 2-3 weeks two years ago, still have kissed some guys before. but still a virgin.
Where do you live?
>>26679282
>female lurker here
>female
>putting my location on 4chan
lmao no thanks
>>26679282
be careful
>>26679249
Do you have anxiety issues and will shit your pants and panic and run away when things go more serious with a guy?
>Been in a pysch ward
>I'm totally like an 8 guysss
>>26679326
i've done it before, but i'm kind of learning to get over it.
i won't go in most public places though. i'm agoraphobic, slightly. i was worse last year though. i can go to small stores and to family's places.i mostly stay with my friends, though. so i don't get over depressed.
>>26678394
>Female
There's a reason that nobody likes you.
>>26679334
not an 8, just not a 5. maybe 6.5 on a good day.
pick me
im an mtf but i can present male 4 you bby
im about 6/10 as a grill
probably faggot looking/10 as a guy
but pick me pls
>>26678394
Snapchat
Silverpd
Kik
Silver.knight
>>26679449
>>26679482
not realizing OP said this was bait.
way to go fags
meet someone on 4chan, god please
>>26679498
There goes another girl I could've white knighted nudes out of and splattered on /b/ :^)
>>26678394
>internet bf
Don't you mean "emotional blanket"? If a guy can't have sex with you then he's lost about 90% of the reason for even being with you.
OP why don't you just look for an internet friend, I'd be your friend if you want.
>>26678394
Hey there I'm a turbo normie bordering on a Chad, and have had a lot of past relationships. I'm a solid 7.5/10 and in good physical shape. Mentally I'm in OK shape.
My hobbies include working on vehicles, playing guitar and some video games, mainly on my gamecube.
I'm taking this obvious bait because recently I've lost my desire to be with or have sex with anyone in person. I've been single for about half a year with one or two IRL girls nearly begging to be with me and several showing interest, but with me not returning it.
I'm not attracted to anyone like i used to be and trying to have actual sex makes me feel disgusted and I can't stay hard. Someone who'd emotionally care about me and who I could show some love to would be great, because I wouldn't be pressured to be physical.
>>26678394
>somewhat intelligent
>having standards this low
I call bullshit on this thread and the robot
>>26678394
>>>/soc/ mods please delete this thread
>>26678394
Are you somewhat intelligent though?
