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>day 1 of 5 Don't worry, wagecuck. Your first day will
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>day 1 of 5
Don't worry, wagecuck. Your first day will be finished soon.
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I had to stay an extra hour on to do some more work just so I don't get swamped this week.

You will never know this feeling of responsibility. You are a waste of time. A waste of oxygen. Wait until your benefits are cut, scum. Leech. I depise you.

Consider suicide.
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>This kills the wagecuck

shots fired
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>>26677209
First reply, first ragie wagie.

Priceless
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My first day has already finished my NEET frog, how have you spent your free time today?
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>>26677124
Alright thats fucking it I am so sick of seeing these stupid threads every single fucking day.

Some of us actually have to work just to survive we cant just rely on mommy to make food for us and keep us warm and take care of us
You're honestly pathetic. You're a fucking joke.

Your life is going nowhere kid. You're a fucking parasite. At least I actually make a contribution to society I affect peoples lives on a day to day basis. I can go to sleep with a smile on my face knowing that I actually made a difference today, while you wanked to furry pornography.

Can you say the same Neet scum? No didnt fucking think so.
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Might hit up my wagecuck neighbours hot milf wife she cant resist a dicking from a BNC (Big Neet Cock) and keeps texting me telling me when he's left for work.
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>>26677209

You know, you're a nice stand-up guy.

I'll let my boss know and mention your name when it comes time for the next round of $0.50 raises!

Keep it up, pal.
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I got an office for myself, I get to browse 4chan at work and watch movies and shit.

I unironically love this threads
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>>26677429
>brags about solitary confinement
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>>26677124
Hey NEET, aren't you supposed to be studying science or volunteering at the local soup kitchen instead of posting on 4chan?

Oh, what's that? You don't do any of that? All you do is post on 4chan, watch anime and masturbate to My Little Ponies?
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>tfw I work at a kid's center and I literally get paid to play with kiddies, crayons, and legos
>tfw I work 6 hours each day, 4 days a week and I get paid full time, as if I worked 5 days a week
>tfw actually like to work, and look forward to it every weekend

how is your mom basement again, friend?
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>>26677468
>a wagecuck actually spent his lunch break typing this post out

Back to work wagie, you know Mr Shekelstein expects you back at work 10 minutes after your 15 minute break starts
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>>26677209
Be sure to work extra hard wagie. Don't you wanna make sure Mr. Sheckleberg gets his big fat bonus at the end of the year? You might even get a dollar raise!
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>>26677450
I live alone, so I do that same shit at my home.
I work on shit that I like (graphic design). There's almost no difference.
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>NEETs will never know the pride, self-satisfaction and raw feeling of content that comes from owning their own business
>setting my own hours
>choosing my own clients / jobs
>paying my own bills

You're right about wagecucks, OP. But you're no better than them yourself.
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>>26677124
It's already finished mate :^)
I enjoy my job, I stayed two hours longer today because my colleagues are bros, and all overtime is paid too.

I have so much money I didnt even know what to do with it... so I bought a big ass apartment for ~300k

I already have a VR / Gaming room planned and just bought an epson eh-tw 6600w beamer for the living room.

The fuck do you even do all day at home?

thanks for letting me use your threads as my personal blog to rub it in your face though :^)
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idk, its not that bad. Im a roofer and admittedly my job kind of sucks, but my company has great benefits, I get to travel all around for my job (which is awesome, they get really nice hotel rooms for us usually), my boss is cool as shit and always writes down extra hours for me, and my coworkers stand up for me and invite me places all the time
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You can see how deluded the NEET has become when his childish fantasies of the working population revolves around angry burger managers and janitorial roles, for these are the only working opportunities available to him. His internal tantrum at being too proud to apply for these positions himself (despite having no qualifications/skills/drive to improve in anyway) is given life through these scenarios he plays out in posts like these to help him cope with his current roadblock in his life.

Don't be offended by the NEET, give him your sympathy, his path is that of isolation, depression and futility.
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i enjoy my job. i work at an engineering firm because i tried hard in high school and college instead of playing video games and jerking it all day.

i make 70 grand a year to do the adult version of playing with legos and im in my mid twenties. i'm done paying off my student loans and im taking a three week vacation to japan in the spring.

how was microwaving your hot pocket lunch, you fat, hairy, balding, slob? i think i might treat myself to sushi for dinner tonight
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>>26677653
>has to start and run a business to get his money
>i get mine deposited in my bank each week
>he thinks he has it better

good one wagie
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Gee I didn't know so many other successful people browsed a mongolian finger-painting board. Anyone else buy a million dollar house last year?
feelsgoodman
>who would lie over the internet?
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Hey job-bros, student here. What degree do I need to get a comfy office job with a computer?

I'm studying computer science, but that field seems to have you on your ass all the time.
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every time

every time wagies take the bait

"HAHA I STAYED EVEN LONGER THAN I NEEDED TO TODAY BECAUSE MY BOSS NEEDED ME TO, NEETS WILL NEVER KNOW THIS FEEL! I'M TOTALLY NOT UNHAPPY AND I PROVE THAT BY TYPING OUT LONG WINDED, ANGRY POSTS!"

these are my favorite threads. its consistent lulz
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It's 6:07 PM on Monday night. The front door opens slightly. It's the NEET's mom. She's coming home from a long day in the office. She head down stairs to make sure her son is still alive. "Honey, how was your day?" The NEET looks away from the now minimized pony porn. "Oh y-y'know, the usual, heh" as he wipes off the remains of Doritos off his face. "That's good...here I got you McDonalds" she says as she hands her 27 year old son his favorite: 2 Big Macs, a large fry and a diet soda. The NEET's mom is about to walk out, holding back tears. But she just feels an urge to say something. "You know honey, Mrs. Smith's son just started in our office. I think he's a few years younger than you and already has a degree, job, his own place and a girlfriend." She's getting teary-eyed. "Maybe tomorrow you can apply to go back to school, make something of yourself." The NEET, with a piece of Big Mac in his mouth, looks down in shame. "S-Sure, I'll look into tomorrow," says the NEET. The mom leaves with a bit of hope that her loser son may actually stay true to his words. Unfortunately, the NEET finishes his food and deludes himself to masturbate to pony porn to delude himself from that fact that he'll never keep his promises and will always be an embarrassment.
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>>26677719
>i enjoy my job. i work at an engineering firm because i tried hard in high school and college instead of playing video games and jerking it all day.

>is on r9k

lel
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Day 1 of 5 until I get to see my gf again. Damn, gone so long. We're going to have sex all weekend when she comes back.

But you neetcuck virgins wouldn't know anything about that.
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wagie wagie counting down
"4 more days after this" you frown
a life of work, how downright dismal
your life just seems so plain abysmal
you work and work the day away
while every week on each workday
your woman sucks and fucks a NEET
she even lets him lick her feet
your life is but an utter joke
you'll slave away until you croak
and when you are on your deathbed
you'll remember what the NEETs had said
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>>26677923
>deludes himself to masturbate to pony porn to delude himself from that fact that he'll never keep his promises

Sick writing, man.
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fucking love these threads lol
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>i-i enjoy my job so much i argue with virgin NEETs on an anime board about it
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ITT: a bunch of wagies finally snap at the same time. Sure is mad in here.
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>>26677923
thats funny, i actually worked in my dads friends office. Got demoted my first day because a coworker i didnt even know bitched about me.
You would think dad would stick up for me, instead i came back home everyday from working only to get yelled by him for not doing my job right.
It was fucking prison until one day i told him i wasnt going back, he screamed and threatened me, he barged drunk into my room everynight drunk to wake me up screaming because i didnt desserve to sleep.
A couple of months later he calmed down and agreed i was busting my ass for peanuts and i got screwed by that bitch
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>tfw I have to go to my second job in an hour

It's not fucking fair. I break my fucking back 5 days a week in a shitty factory, then my weekends and evenings are wasted at a fucking grocery store.

WHY? WHY CAN'T I BE A NEET? IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
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>>26678605
Doesn't that factory job pay you enough?
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>tfw getting $450 a week from unemployment
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>>26678726
That's literally poorfag tier.
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>>26678783
I was making 70 a year when I was working.
I'd rather be working.
But for not working, 23 a year is fine.
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>>26678726

Mah nigga

Thats about what I get, too.
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>>26678783
Not when you live with your mom and only spend money on beer and anime shit. I get $700 a month in neetbux and I have more cash than I know what to do with.
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>thinking about all those wagecucks who also work weekends and have zero time off
I don't see why they're even considered humans, they're simple organic machines performing simple repetitive tasks displaying no signs of sentience. They're as comprehensive as an ant.
What a hysterically cruel and hilarious fate.
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>>26677124

Jokes on you
I'm only working until Thursday then I have 11 days off
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but I like working anon, I get to wear a cute outfit!~ now lemme suck yer stinky neet cock and then fuck you
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>>26678843
You're going to need that cash when mom dies or kicks you out. You haven't thought about your future, have you?
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>>26678912
>anime girls

ew. Why would anyone want to fuck a shovel faced, bug eyed monster?
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>>26678667

It supports me, but it isn't enough to pay for all the expensive hoops teaching school puts you through.

I haven't had a non-working day in about 11 months.
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Gee the wagies are extra salty today.
I'm going to spend my NEETbux on a Domino's pizza made just for me. Don't worry, I will tip you wagekek.
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>>26677758

Welfare in the most generous of the states is like what, $600 a week at best? I make that in a day with close to no effort. This schmuck "makes" maybe 1/6 of my income and actually thinks he has it better than me. Stop wasting other people's oxygen and kill yourself already, I'm sure your parents would be grateful
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>>26678321
>brags about being cucked
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NEETS literally serve no purpose, their lives do absolutely nothing for the advancement of humanity, provide zero social good, are a net negative existence. How and why haven't they killed themselves? Even cockroaches serve a purpose. In fact, a NEET is in effect a leech, a drain on people who actually function to serve society and/or better it, be it a burger flipper or a CEO or a billionaire philanthropist. As literal human waste, why haven't NEETS killed themselves? Why is it illegal to murder them? A NEET genocide would literally improve society. Why isn't this a viable solution to the NEET infestation?
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It really amazes me on a board that's designed to harbor original content that these same exact threads pop up every single day.
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>>26678321
Tyrone'll keep her nice and wet for you LMAO
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>>26679337
>NEETS literally serve no purpose, their lives do absolutely nothing for the advancement of humanity, provide zero social good, are a net negative existence.
T. Muh contribution to society.
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>>26677124
>>>/trash/

WOW, HOW ORIGINAL
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>>26677124
More NEET stories? Dubs demand it
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No I'm working Saturday too
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>>26677965

>visiting a website really means something guys


How utterly fucking pathetic do you have to be to actually assign value to a website and act like you have to be a certain way to participate in it?
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Why don't wagies make threads about neets?

oh... I know why
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>>26679512

Taxpayers do contribute to society. Collectively, we pay you the pittance you take as well as paying for all the infrastructure and services you take for granted, you entitled little cunt.
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>>26677124
I worked 5 hours today and made $400. Stay mad neetfag
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>>26679512
The point remains. Even a menial fry cook at Wendy's has more social worth, and they're only one small step away from a completely worthless NEET. They aren't anywhere near as net-negative a NEET is, who provides exactly nothing of any worth. So my question is, why not institute a nationwide NEET genocide? There is so much to gain and absolutely nothing of value to lose.
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>>26677124
fuck life man
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Yeah, it's stupid. This whole "comedy should only punch up" meme needs to die so we can get back to laughing at netes without being fired and ending up like them.
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>>26677124
My job is sending me all expenses paid to San Antonio to do basically nothing all week. I get paid extra too.
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>>26677378
Do tell my brother
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>>26677124
jokes on you
I work thursday to sunday
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lel jokes on you, I work 4 ten hour days.
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>>26679337
NEET's contribute by consuming.
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>>26677347
Please stop embarrassing other people who work by throwing a temper tantrum.

Thanks in advance, champ!
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>>26680101
Yeah, I guess, if you count NEETS eating their dad's yummy cummy from mommy's battered gash. I guess that could be a "contribution"
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>>26679792
>>26679822
>Muh worth is based on how much I contribute to society.
I can't laugh anymore. This here is too pathetic. You just admit you are nothing but cogs in the wheel. Way to devalue yourselves.
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>>26677124
I don't work after Wednesday this week, going to a fun event for my main interest that lasts till the end of the weekend.
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>>26680213
Being a cog in the wheel is still bounds more than being a literal waste of human flesh. Not only that, not all cogs are created equal - some are far more valuable than others, sure. But a NEET isn't of any value whatsoever. In fact, they are a complete detriment, a hindrance due to their chosen worthlessness. Why shouldn't they be exterminated?

It's ironic a NEET laughs at "devaluation" when a NEET has no value to lose whatsoever
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>>26680213
>does absolutely nothing with life, existence is literally a detriment to every human being he encounters
>calls other people pathetic
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Can one of the anons who angrily responded to this thread explain their reasoning behind doing so please? These threads have been here daily for over a year now. Why respond? Why write out a 2 paragraph rant trying to belittle the OP? What does that accomplish?

for the record, I'm not being condescending. I'm genuinely curious.
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>>26677124
This was a good day for us.
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Wagekeks BTFO. Always whinin'
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>>26680526
It's no different than any other day for a NEET - accomplish nothing with your life other than shit posting on 4chan>>26680526
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>>26680329
Value is extremely subjective, except when you value yourself as a human being. You admitted you are nothing but a cog, thus devaluing your own humanity and thus self-worth. You place more value in what others think of you than you do in yourself. That is why you are pathetic.

>>26680424
>my value is based on what other people think of me
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>>26680568
This is ridiculous, women only care about men by their ability to provide like the roastie whores they are, a simple NEET like myself could never fulfill that. Unless I was Chad, then I guess it doesn't matter where I am economically.
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What do NEETbux actually pay? I'm getting sick of wagecucking and need some info on how much I could make. I live in Washington state btw
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>>26680661
Cmon, NEETcuck, you know value and contribution aren't nearly as subjective as you say it is. There is a fairly large degree of what is practical and useful in a functioning society. However, living in your mom's basement can deprive you of perspective, so I can hardly be surprised by your witty philosophical argument. Is that really the best you can do to justify your utterly worthless existence? Cmon man...
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im a wage slave and I honestly love these threads, they are hilarious as fuck

especially the one picture with pepe with having an aura of light around him trying to help the wage slave with that smug ass look on his face

my fucking sides
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today I did 0 work

i ran the weekly dev meeting and listened to everyone and then watched tv and traded stocks and set up some trades for ethereum when it inevitably dips

doin good

how are you robots doing?
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>>26680805

Y'know, using my precious time for things i actually enjoy doing

Clocks ticking....
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>>26680850
jokes on you I don't enjoy anything at all anymore
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>>26680661
>making $1900 a week in the career I love
>having all the cash I need to do indulge in expensive personal tastes and desires
>being called pathetic by an anonymous loser who is proud to collect welfare for a lifetime

Too much kek to even deal with
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>>26677124
>tfw have a valid excuse to miss work today but dont want to throw a wrench in the workplace since I'm the only one with availability today

so this is wagecuckdom, feels bad man
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>>26680767
All your argument keeps going back to is "muh contribution to society". If that's how you justify your existence, value, and your one and only life, you still are pathetic. Enjoy being a cog to feel value.
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>>26680615
What?

I furthered learned coding, and i also practiced piano and learning spanish.

This whole "le neetz r lazy xD" thing is really baseless, only a few neets are lazy.

I guess im not surprised ragie wagies always get butthurt
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>>26680898
>my value is based on dollars
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>>26680914

Do it, anon. Be a real human
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>>26680950
Being called pathetic by someone who is literally a waste of oxygen and an economic drain. Lol
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>>26681053
Better than basing my value on how much money you put in the system.
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I didn't realize this meme was still alive.

Didn't OP have a meltdown one day?

It's too bad no one capped it.
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I feel like it's difficult to argue the point that wageslaves contribute more to society than NEETs do; at the most literal level, people that perform jobs are helping to create a society more than those who are not.

Whether or not this matters is certainly arguable, though.
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>mfw getting paid by the wagies to post dank memes on the internet 16 hours a day
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>>26680980
I have a career I love, already know guitar, spanish, am learning japanese, been lifting for years, recently went on my honeymoon to Italy and spain, etc etc. Butthurt? Hardly, I am able to do the things NEETS can only fantasize about, and I do it all without mommy and daddy opening their check book
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Nah, don't worry wagie, I'm still here.

Oh, whats that? Mr. Shekelstein is sending you to South Africa this week? Ho hum. Well enjoy being given aids by a nigress, I'll just be here, eating my burger king and shitposting like always.

It must suck to have all that money and no time to do anything fun with it, eh wagie? I have unlimited time to spend my neetbux, they come to be tax free too. And since I live with mommy and daddy all of my money goes towards fun stuff, enjoy paying your bills.

I'm not even making this up, its the story of my neet life. And I love it. I almost have enough saved up to visit Japan in a few months.

Get cucked wageslaves. Your "contributions to society" are nothing.
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>>26680985
My value is based on my contribution, which in turn gives me a shit ton of dollars so that I may do things NEETS only dream of
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>>26677347
OP doesn't owe society anything.
let him fap to furry if that's what makes him happy
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>>26681173
T. My value is based on dollars.
Congrats slave.
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>>26681076
My value is based on my contribution, which rewards me with wealth. How is this so easily missed? Do you people have any concept of the term "value?"
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>>26681200
Lol I operate my own law practice, and I absolutely love it like it were my child. There's one pathetic butthurt NEET, any more??
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>>26681214
So you admit you are nothing but dollars?
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>>26680504
I find it funny no one responded to this post.
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>>26681250
>he's a,lawyer
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>>26681168
So much anger, my NEET friend. Did mommy forget to microwave your hot pocket? Hang in there, NEET. Someday you too might be able to afford expensive cars and vacations. It's a shame you'll have to wait for mommy and daddy to die though before you get to blow through their hard earned money
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>>26677923
>wrote the wagecuck, eyes brimming with tears as his girlfriend got bred by superior neet seed
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>>26681316
>my value is based on what possessions and keeping up with the Joneses
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>>26681143
Lol, except the difference is you have to get your ass up everyday and have a 40 minute commute, you have to fake conversations with co-workers, and you waste your money on trips to shithole countries for your probably ugly wife.

Meanwhile i am lounging, im in fantastic shape, and the best part (something wagekeks will never EVER have) is that my sleep schedule is perfect, i can stay up late and wake up when i want, and im in peak condition everyday.

This is something Wagecucks can only fantasize about.

In reality i feel bad for wagecucks, they waste their days away, and they are probably going to have a midlife crisis soon. I want wagecucks to realize the error of their ways, however, if you do not recognize this, then thats okay. I'll keep taking your tax dollars.

Just remember though, for the next 4 days you have to slave to Mr. Shekelsteinbergburg
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>tfw want to be neet
>tfw can't as even with living with parents and with best welfare won't give me enough cash to support nice food hobbies traveling and other shit.

I would kill myself if I had to stay in same country for life.
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>>26681288
I am the sum total of my life experience. I have a career I love which pays me pretty decently and allows me to do things NEETS can only do with inheritance money when mommy and daddy die
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>>26681358
So your worth and values is based on dollars?
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>>26681311
>He's unemployed.
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>>26681343
Lol I run my own practice, with my wife, have no bosses, take clients as I wish, pay myself by writing my own checks, etc etc

My God the butthurt in this thread has reached max capacity
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See these threads quite few times I work as a dentist in rough areas in UK and honestly most of my patients that are neet are so embarrassed by them getting welfare. Is this just a troll or something?
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Welp NEETS, it's 6 pm where I'm at, time to enjoy a nice Chopin martini and watch a movie with the wife after dinner. Hope you all had a nice day sucking up oxygen. Bye!
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>>26681398
Keep having that delusion wagecuck. :)
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>>26681398
>i run muh own practice, have banging hot wife, drive corvette, etc.
Keep telling yourself that, wagecuck. Maybe one day, the regional manager will promote you to assistant manager and allow you to work the cash register instead of flipping burgers
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I fucking hate you NEET scum. You take pride in the fact that you have never, and will never, accomplish anything. That's not a point of pride you fucking worthless degenerates. There are cripples and full blown autists that are more productive than you fucks.

Your lives are fucking meaningless and you should all kill yourselves and do the world a favour.

>inb4 ragie wagie
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>>26681507
Enjoy your few hours of freedom, wagecuck. Remember to drink more--it'll help you sleep tonight. Oh, which, by the way, your bedtime is right around the corner.

Tick
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>tfw your next autismbux check is next week
Time to buy that new video card.
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So I wrote my congressmen last month asking for further investigation into people trying to get benefits. Surprisingly he responded not once but to a series of emails we were sending back and forth even bothered to screencap and link archives of shit posted here as examples of people blatantly flaunting and exploiting the system. While I had no proof whatsoever that any of these individuals he replied back with .."such disgusting behavior and disregard for the law and integrity of what the welfare system was originally established for cannot be overlooked. furthermore this has brought to my attention that further investigation into those applying and those already in the program may be necessary."

Eat shit leeches, while far from all of you will be effected by this its still my way of spiting you assholes that think their too good to work and mooch of the taxpayer. InB4 spent a bunch of time doing this, the original email took like 10 minutes at most and the subsequent ones even less because I already had links and screencaps.
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>>26677552
it seems this neet got triggered
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>>26677709
NEETS BTFO!!!!1
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>>26681751
NEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

EVERYONE DO THIS

NEETS MUST DIE
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>>26681751
>he thinks people exploiting the system is something new!!!
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>>26681343
oh neet what will you do when mommy dies or kick you out?
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>>26681877
Of course its nothing new. I never said it was new. I'm just pointing out that there are dumb fucks like you guys bragging about it on the internet thus my congressmen should look further into these matters on application.
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>>26681378
don't bother man, his mind is so warped he can't even see how delusional he is
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Do NEETs actually get laid?
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>>26681921
>I'm just pointing out that there are dumb fucks like you guys bragging about it on the internet thus my congressmen should look further into these matters on application.
Which is nothing new. Congressmen have always "looked further into these matters". Result? Nothing ever changes.

Stay mad, wagecuck.
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>>26681921
Good luck with that when the people looking over these applications are just minimum wage husks who hate life and want to just get through the day.
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>>26680805
yea, nice contribution to society

lol
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>>26677124
mfw this neet retard thinks him staying at home and playing video games bothers me while i make dank cash
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Whomever thought of this type of thread is a genius. They've been constantly posted here for what must be a year and still get 100+ replies each fucking time.
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>>26681982
I'd believe that entire nothing is going to change thing you said if I'd only gotten back a single email with very general responses. But the fact that I'd gotten several, while he was the one to keep sending more back, and quoted back some of the posts in the archive I'd sent him means that he'd actually gone through and read it all. I'm not mad in the slightest anon, I'm actually quite satisfied that something is getting done and it may have very well started with this dialogue I've been having with my congressmen. so a big HA HA to the anon that laughed several weeks back saying I wouldn't even get a response.
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>>26681398
the person you described does not spend his time posting in /r9k/ wagecuck threads
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NEETS are the philosophers of our time. 2000 years from now people will base theories on threads like this. Wasn't Plato or Aristotle forced to drink poison for "corrupting the youth"?
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>>26682221
two seconds in google could get you that answer, in fact it could also get you entire books and pages on the internet about those two. but instead of doing that all you'll do is stay here and shitpost about how you think you're superior because youre a bum.
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>>26681919
Its called investing and saving your money.

My mother only gives me about 20% of my "income"

its really not that hard to live on low money, when you're not having a one hour commute raping your gas and then having to tune up your car every time it breaks. Not to mention i only have to feed myself.

Its not difficult to understand when you become a NEET.
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>>26682286
oh poor neet keep deluding yourself top kek
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I unironically hope you have/had a nice day at work :3
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