What Undertale character are you, r9k?
People don't write characters like me, I have no defining characteristics.
I exist, I'll exist for a little while more, and then I'll stop.
I'm like a little wiggly cluster of pixels in the background of a single scene.
>>26676988
Literally me tbqh
I identify with him more than I can describe with words
>>26676988
I'm Ness.
Asgore, big friendly guy that gets cucked by his wife for a shitty unfunny skeleton
post papyrus
>>26677148
>unfunny
It's okay to be mad, but don't be rude
>tfw dating Papyrus went exactly how my middle school attempt to date a fellow sperg went
>>26677087
That theory was dumb tho
>>26676988
Burgerpants
>>>/tumblr/
please get out with your normie vidya
>>26677280
Hello wagecuck
>>26677235
>theory
>implying I care that much about dumbertale
I was making fun of the game's derivative nature off Earthbound, nothing more.
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise.
keep seeing this game get posted, but don't know much about it
is it just some rpg with skeletons or something? also why do so many people seem to hate it?
>>26677385
it's a very story-oriented kind of commentary about violence in video games.
It's popular on Tumblr and has really gay and fat characters, so if people are paranoid about internet culture wars they're scared of it and its influence.
It's also cute and comfy, even if it is kind of dumb and streamlined.
I thought it was fine, but I don't play a lot of video games or worry about the changing vidja culture.
>>26677385
I just played it because a tumblr hipster girl called herself "Undertale trash" at school. I torrented it. It's humor is kind of tumblr but it's alright.
>>26677385
Its an rpg where you can choose to not kill any of the monsters that you come across and depending on if you kill any the ending will change. People hate it because tumblr loves it. It's pretty fun actually.
>>26676988
is there a fat dumb gay one?
>>26677385
It's a story based RPG. You can choose to kill or spare enemies and the over world and reactions from characters are all different, even if you only kill like 2 minions or what ever.
The game play is a mix of turn base and bullet Hell games.
The characters are endearing, I like some, I also don't like some. The humour is a little memey I didn't like a lot of the jokesFuck Temmie race, that shit's not even funny when it's ironic
It's for some people and not for some
I'd give it a 7/10 but ya, it is also insanely over hype, go into it blind but just don't expect it to be GOTY it's short but very replayable
Also even if you don't like the game, you an not deny that the soundtrack is fucking amazing, like yes, I will say the sound track is the only thing that's Godly good about the game
>>26677551
Yes but he is hidden and appear only once a year
>>26677446
The whole gay fish and lizard thing isn't even forced, it's barely relevant outside of a side quest and it'd be the same romance story if Alpys or Undyne were changed to male, it's not LOOK AT THIS LESBIAN COUPLE WE'RE SO PROGRESSIVE like Gone HOme
>>26677551
>>26677591
Don't forget her.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t2sQcNq.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>26677551
You're in luck my friend
I don't exactly remember each character too well. But I felt for this guy
>>26676988
Pic related or >>26677636
>>26677591
>Fat autist pays $1,000 for his fursona to get into the game
>Even Toby Fox taught this was too gay for his game
>Tried his hardest to hide it so people wouldn't accidently discover it
>>26677684
Toby is based
>>26677598
The lesbian fish and lizard are alright, but those gay soldiers annoyed me a little.
They should have been at least more spartan about being massive fags for each other, instead of like a couple of schoolgirls.
>>26677684
>fat autist can afford to pay $1,000 for his fursona to get into the game
The real outrage
>>26677698
>They should have been at least more spartan about being massive fags for each other, instead of like a couple of schoolgirls.
This is was what made it funny
GODDAMN IT SPILLED MY SPAGHETTI AGAIN
Papyrus. Definitely.
>>26677717
Maybe I don't watch enough anime to get the joke.
>>26677696
Toby once blocked an SJW on Twitter who posted this bullshit chart on how all the name chast are some stupid genders/sexual orientations of the day. He is actually pretty cool
>>26677698
Wait you mean the Royal Guards? Fug, I taught the bunny one was female
>>26677711
Who do you think makes all the wagecuck threads?
>>26677591
he looks like a nervous shy mess
just like me
>>26677785
Was it this thing?
>>26677811
I assumed they were both dudes, I could just be a real chauvinist.
>>26677867
That was it, yurt
>>26677867
I don't mind people who call themselves demiboy androromantic aroflux panromantic polysexual, but this annoys me for some reason.
I don't relate to any character, but i have an unhealthy obsession with mettaton.
I have a YouTube account, and a lot of my liked videos are mettaton related. My friends found the channel and I don't want to delete it but at the same time they'll think I'm gay when they find my liked videos
What do
>>26677867
Asgore is a male and Toriel and Undyne are female, how the fuck are they trans?
>>26677932
That's not for you to decide shitlord they personally told me what genders they were when I drew this up
>>26677867
Okay, that Mad Dummy one had me laughing.
And for Mettaton it makes sense.
BUT GOD DAMN IT, THE PAPYRUS ONE
>>26677867
what the fuck is this shit exactly
>>26677028
>Notes From Underground by Dostoyevsky
>The Fall by Camus
>The man who sleeps
check these m8
selfrealization can be comfy
>>26677696
>Toby is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMoQ6zUsw_E
No, he really, really isn't
>>26677995
>Dancing at a party
LOL SO AUTISTIC HA HA HA!
>>26677867
Why is asgore gay?
He is the only male character who canonically reproduced
I feel like calling the nice monster gay because he drinks tea is offensive as fuck
>>26677867
it's pretty funny that in trying to show off racial diversity tumblr girls constantly draw racial caricatures with hook noses and big floppy lips.
That Undyne looks like A. Wyatt Mann drew it.
>>26677877
We already saw Undyne was a knight, she was a top knight so we know that females in the royal army isn't too farfetched
>>26677995
Why is it always white people that do shit like this?
>>26678002
>getting on your knees, doing air guitar and acting like a spastic having an epileptic fit is dancing
>>26678033
Kek'd heartilyoriginal1234
>>26677995
>2012
Nobody is proud of their 2012 self
>>26678059
>4 years is a long time
I can tell you're barely older than 18, so please, be quiet whilst the grown ups are talking
>>26678033
>loaded with dynamite
top kek
>>26678028
Since he's a gay tranny, and it says toriel is a gay tranny, I figure it goes like this:
they both started out as closet trannies masquerading as normal straight people, they had a baby, then one of them came out, transitioned, the other broke with them, and then came out themselves, so the mother is really a father and the father is really a mother.
>>26678059
All of my keks to you sir
I'm the deer monster that kids bullyed and threw shit that stuck to his head and tryed to beat up the first person who acted nice to him obviously
>>26678083
You know what at least monster kid is somewhat undefined
I mean calling asgore gay when he does nothing but remind you over and over how he misses his wife ID plain reatrded
>>26678155
They switched both of them, maybe he misses back when his wife had a dick.
And didn't play those "call to prayer" alarms as loud as her phone could make them.
>>26678078
That being said, Toby fox was like 16 at the time, cut him some slack, we all did cringe worthy shit when we were kids, it's just that kids these days have to deal with that shit getting posted in perpetuum.
Knock him for being a richboy jew, but not for being a dumb kid.
>>26677867
no, it's just an image created by a tumblrina
>>26677867
Muslim Toriel, every time
>>26676988
Gaster desu
Undyne is best waifu, don't know what this muffet shit is about
>>26678384
Undyne always reminded me of Marceline from Adventure Timewhich is a good thing
>>26678991
>tfw waifu'd marceline too
Holy shit i never realized
Post music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5daGZ96QGU
>>26677362
It's short and simple. Finished it in a day easily. It's funny and sad. Kind of like mother 3 or earthbound but much simpler. Would recommend.
>>26677385
most people agree that it is quite tumblr humor but that only starts after you're already invested enough to not care much.
Despite what I just said about investment, it's a pretty low commitment thing and I'd recommend it once just so you can hear those dank boss music themes and understand the shitty references that people make to it
Sans.
>stupid jokes
>break promises
>pretty lazy
>make an effort only when it's REALLY necessary
I got my entire D&D party to play it just so I could bust out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqzBv3FYpr0 every time we have an encounter with skeletons.
They fucking hate me.
>>26680177
But that's a quality song
>>26680223
>song
confirmed for underage with shit vocab
