What would I have to say to get neetbux for my schizotypal PD
show them proof you have that as an official medical diagnosis
then say you can't hold down a job since you're such a fucked up loser
grats, you now have free monies
Depends where you live. In the US, it's a multi-year process and it's very likely you'll be rejected unless you're a single mom.
>>26676298
Was that supposed to be incentive to get him to work?
>fucking republican bullies think they can motivate people
STPD is suprisingly common. I have it too and so does most of /x/
>>26676434
>he thinks Schizos can work
lol
>>26677872
I work with a 50 yr old schizo we dishwash and I help him porter sometimes cool guy. the only person I really talk to anymore, he tells me how he owns 8 billion from some airplane company he invested in the 90s I go along and ask him about it and shit. it's pretty chill desu. he does flip out every once in a while tho slamming chairs he broke a few tables so I could see why most schizo can't work
>>26676198
pretty sure you will have a hard time getting SDI or SSI unless you have some comorbidity like depression or bipolar. Schizotypal isn't so bad, why don't you want to work? I have above average scores for most PD and diagnosed with Bipolar 1 and MDD...i could definitely get disability but the amount of crawling they want me to do and the fact that i would have to get someone to accept my check and give me the money as they see fit (this is true for most mental illness disabilities) just makes me feel more comfortable being a wagie who regularly becomes a homeless junky...eh it works for me.
>>26676198
I know a schizotypal girl and she'S fit to work, she has her own flat and car.
Just because you believe you have friends in outer space doesn't mean you can't hold a job
>tfw I actually have it
>tfw constantly convinced people are trying to scam me, even when they would have nothing to gain from doing so, among other things
>>26678344
>why don't you want to work?
Not OP, but this was the funniest thing I read all day. I guess Normans infesting this board isn't so bad, at least you're good for a laugh.
>>26678434
Have you considered that you're schizophrenic?
>>26678483
No, it was a diagnosis, and I don't have most schizophrenic symptoms.
>>26678434
>constantly convinced people are trying to scam me
That's true, though. Normans are always trying to scam their way through life. If you're not scamming, you're getting scammed. We straight up live in a Darwinistic society and everyone only thinks in their own interest. It's not always money, but people are always expecting to get something out of you.
>>26678548
Not what I mean, I mean that I am constantly suspicious that organizations that I interact with (universities, Churches, etc, etc.) don't even exist, and that they are elaborate schemes to specifically fool me, and that everyone else is in on these schemes. Rationally, I know it is absurd, but I constantly think this.
>>26678596
But those are schemes meant to screw you. The only part you're wrong about is that they're not after you specifically, just anyone who they can coerce into falling for it. The people involved are all in on it, they're just too dumb to realize it.
>tfw schizoid, autistic, anxiety disorder, and major depression
>tfw the gubberment gives me neetbux every month
>tfw living with mommy and daddy so I can spend my neetbux however I want
>tfw new PC, new guitar, and new posters for my walls
>tfw saving up for a weeaboo vacation to Japan
Life is good. Vote for Trump.
>>26678654
No, I mean as in, they actually don't exist. Like, they are not the actual entity they are claiming to be.
>>26678750
Meh, that's a little crazy, but technically no organization really "exists". It's just a bunch of people claiming to be part of something someone else told them about.
