Post your score, who else is grand wizard here?
>>26675213
I always get cyborg score. It fluctuates by 3 or 4 points but it's still the same tier.
>>26675213
43
where my robots @?
REEEEEEE get out etc...
I just sit in my room all day hating myself and working to distract myself from hating myself. Hoping it changes when I start my new job and stop freelancing. Then I'll have to leave my room and I can meet people through co-workers.
I can't stand another year alone. If my job falls through I'm going to go spend the night laying on the railroad tracks with headphones on.
>>26675597
Good job mook
>>26675213
63, although that's because i'm away from home for uni
The funniest thing about these threads is that they are too generous; you just need to be your average college student to be 130+.
>>26675317
Here I am
Originaliximo
I'm counting one filling as good dental hygiene, my other teeth are strong I got a cavity when I was 16.
>>26675213
>scoring below 60
Nigger if you take care of yourself mentally and physically you're automatically bumped up to cyborg.
>>26675213
I was totally honest with myself and got 130. Funny because I don't feel like a successful chad on the inside, that's for sure.
>>26676058
I'd say I'm a little more than slightly off desu
>>26676085
>>26676058
oops didn't mean to reply to you
>>26675783
I graduated from college and scored a 38. The test is accurate
>>26675213
>NOT smoking weed gives you a point
>lack of emotion gives you several points
>not being a pedo gives you 3 points
I can understand the rest, but these are fucking dumb.
>>26676115
Then post it familamidingdong
>>26676146
Smoking weed is a normie hobby. Attracted to under 15 year old could be ephebophilia, pretty common among robots. It's a surprisingly good test
>>26676276
I'm on a phone senpai
86
I feel like I should drop 10 or 20 points just because I could easily be in a relationship and am not due to concentrated autism
15. Looks like I'm a fucking wizard now.
I-I'm not even 30 yet..
>>26676332
>Smoking weed is a normie hobby
Then why does not doing it give you a point on the test? Read my question and the test again.
Got 82. I always seem to get cyborg/slightly strange on all of these things.
>>26676448
Because it's not a "normie hobby" and a lot of robots do it because they're lonely sadboys and weed helps with that. Basically, being dependent on weed is a failure just as much as being dependent on alcohol/antidepressants is.
>>26675213
I got 95 but I'm not leaving. I haven't had a gf in years. I don't even know how to ask a girl out. Do they still even do that?
>>26676448
Ah true. I guess there are some issues here and there. I still think it's accurate on the whole though
I got 68 points, not bad.
>>26676146
>lack of emotion gives you several points
where?
>>26676571
I disagree. Robots don't have the money to buy weed on the regular, being NEET.
>>26676841
>No wild changes in emotion
>59
I'm on mobile, I'm on mobile!
131. Jesus. I'm a pretty average person. You guys must really suck.
31
in the past versions i got like 24 i think around there
glad to see the versions improing to weed out normies
being a girl sould get +10 points to be honest
it actually should het like +30 but that would seem too ridiculous to girls who dont understand. like whats the point of going to college or gettign a degree if youre a woamn and you just date and live off of chad or beta bill as seen as this https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/as-rental-prices-rise-women-stay-in-bad-relationships-to-survive
women can dodge adding a bunch of points on this scale but it doesnt make them any less happier
perhaps there should be a male and a female version of this
>>26676370
good point
autism should get negative points for sure
>>26677411
why are you even here
Most of my points come in social and bonus round desu
>32
>67
Sounds about right.
Originale
>>26675213
I got 52. Seems bretty accurate.
>>26677707
Not if you don't have significant autism, Don't tick it if you can barely function.
Shit, I am way past 130. Sorry, bruvs.
46
Female, lead robotic lifestyle mostly by choice because it's comfy
>>26675213
Wizard apprentice here (29). Should I just kill myself now?
71. Only 18 years old though. KHV, that's why, I guess.
64
Like a confident robot. No ill will towards anyone. No money/ shit family life. Want to change, and am on course to changing. But a lot of the shit on here is fucking retarded- like who gives a shit if you have a smartphone.
43
>only 1 point in the social category
>>26676905
Because freaking out and being a Holden Caufield type sperg is a very Robot thing. Normies have emotion but they don't go crazy.
Is anyone else really happy with being cyborg?
Especially for my age/ the people I'm surrounded with. As soon as I get a chance to prove myself I'll probably slide right up to success in less than a year.
>>26675213
I'II let myself out
>>26678380
> Not even half this score
> But I at least have "feel content/ happy most of the time" checked
ahahahahhahahahaa
140
>it all worked out better than i expected
murder me
smother me with a pillow
beat me up and tell me i'm trash and remind me that i deserve it
>>26675213
I hear someone.
What are thou seeking OP ?
last time it was 80, now 90, i guess i'm making some progress
I guess there's hope for me
>>26677973
Tits or gtfo, sorry bruv I don't make the rules
>>26678862
This seems believable.
>>26678927
>female
>attractive face
>had at least one romantic partner before
>virgin
>>26679000
Look at healthy weight.
>>26675213
The test is BS.
>>26675213
level 77 cyborg
>>26679267
Reading through; you are soooooo normie.
Painfully so.
>>26679521
Only because the only thing most r9k users care about is sex.
In the other areas, I sadly am really not.
>>26678519
>>26678380
ye its a wierd kind of feel
>>26679267
people who go "i-i'm not a normie, i'm staying, deal with it!!" are the most pathetic normies of all
>>26679555
Are you just weird/ have a lot of various activities but can't stay devoted to one? This maybe not count you
Are you an embarrassment to your kids/ society?
>>26679689
>Are you just weird/ have a lot of various activities but can't stay devoted to one? T
Yes & yes.
>Are you an embarrassment to your kids/ society?
I do not have kids. Otherwise yes. Aside from my GF, I only have 1 real friend. Most people avoid me. And all GFs I had so far - albeit good looking - were ... well ... let's say psychologically ... eh ... "special" as well.
>>26679864
You ENTP fuck
Congratulations on being a transcended normie that needs to see the dark side
You're on here just to get perspective, aren't ya?
>>26675213
I got cyborg. Should I get out?
I'm never going to make it.
>>26679913
Well, that and that I was here in all of my former Robot years.
I didn't become sexually active until 21 (23 now) and still have no idea how I did it, given that I am that socially awkward aside from my romantical/ sexual partners.
Perhaps these about me help as well:
- I study Lutheran theology.
- Atm I am with a girl that wants to wait till marriage (since early December) who wants to wait. Eventhough I managed to get girls who are strangers via apps to have ONSs with me before, I have no problem with waiting for her as well. - Sex every time I had it was kinda ... eh ... It's not I didn't enjoy it, but I didn't enjoy it more than licorice, a good book, or something along those lines. Nothing I "need" necessary.
- My social limitations kinda often go away when I am "in roles". - In Larp, Pen & Paper, on the pulpit, and in acting in amateur plays I can be charismatic. But not at all outside of it. - Don't know why.
>>26675213
76
Last time i did this it was much lower
>tfw progressing in life
>tfw ill be a normalfag as soon as i get involved with girls
i got 44 but i'm still not a robot because i'm female
please reput "female" and put "if you are female then you CANNOT be a robot. thanks
>>26680125
Hello future me
Yeah, I'm 20 right now, living with my parents, getting ready to move out once I finish this course I'm taking. Programming/ software design. For some reason the intricacies never really excited me, but the idea of going to meetings and designing shit/ solving problems is where I want to be
So either I'm fucked and going to be some wagekeck/ NEET that plays games at home/ makes animations and shitty games, or I'm gonna be some success fag if I can get my "foot in the door"
ENTP here as well- being here is like "Holy shit, there are no filters and I can see what a bunch of people REALLY feel like"
I feel the exact same way about sex as well- not my primary goal in life/ not something I NEED and might even hold out till marriage with someone if I just click with them personally. As long as they're interesting.
>>26680282
Female should default give like 30 points
>>26680304
>As long as they're interesting.
This so much.
Be careful though, with how much you "use" our personality. One of my GFs was lost, because I regarded a certain aspect of hers (PTSD from being raped by her uncle as a little girl) as a problem that can be fixed by a rational approach.
Let's just say ... It did not go that well.
>>26675213
134.
This test is retarded because I'm fat and live at home but am otherwise a well adjusted, responsible human being with an active social and romantic life.
>>26675213
126 - normalfag.
Sorry boys.
Saved by /fit/ from absolute wizardhood
>>26680392
Your intentions were probably because you cared about her and to future-proof it from being a problem
And for many people that isn't a good enough reason (or the fact that you're even approaching it to be in any good intent)
Yeah I can imagine lol
How did you start meeting women? I wouldn't mind getting involved in social circles, but for me it seems like there's not enough... Interesting groups. Like, the hobbies are either way too specified/ require shitloads of mastery and gear, or it's filled with a lot of feeler/ sensing types.
How did you do it?
Welp looks like it's over for me boys I'm anormalfag, even though I don't feel like one, but I'll stick around because I love you all so much.
Wizard in Training lel
>>26680538
I forgot to add that my score was111, so check'em
33. I got all my points in the physical and mental sections for what it's worth.
86 and im 17 gg
88, slightly strange.
I didn't get very many points in the mental category at all, I'm still a wreck in my head even though I'm moving forward (albeit at a snails pace, I could be going faster but laziness, apathy and crushing self awareness in the face of endless spaghetti impedes my progress.. fuck. I still can't socialize right but I do it anyway. I end up spilling spaghetti and I do it a lot.)
Feels failed normie, man. One day I will be successful tier.
>>26680506
>How did you start meeting women?
Of the 4 relationships I had so far, three were other students of Lutheran theology. 1 of them (the first one) just dug me for - well, whatever reason, and the other two were women who I asked out for their intelligence after discussing literature (Rilke's private letters) with them for a while in the one case, or hearing them picking appart the professors opinion (!) in the other.
The 4th was a girl I met in my study year abroad in Hong kong over an app. It was mainly a physical thing.
The ONSs were ... well, the majority of them were in HK, and considering that all I had to do was write to women "Are you here for casual reasons?" and follow up their "yes" (1 in 15-20) with "then lets meet at XYZ love hotel tonight", I guess they were only that available because I am white.
One of them was my neighbor in dorm though after I moved back to Germany. She had locked out of her room by accident in the evening, and since the janitor (who has spare keys) she asked if she can sleep in my room that night, and when she was there, she suddendly started to stroke my leg and offered to jerk me, if I finger her, what I accepted.
Don't know why she did that though. She acted mostly as if it didn't happen afterwards. The only thing that changed is that she tries to use me as an emotional tampon for her friendship problems, when she meets me in the hallway.
It is actually quite interesting to me, to see that behavior, eventhough I have no definite clue to what is going on.
>>26680506
>I wouldn't mind getting involved in social circles, but for me it seems like there's not enough... Interesting groups. Like, the hobbies are either way too specified/ require shitloads of mastery and gear, or it's filled with a lot of feeler/ sensing types.
Well, as I said. Uni is a good start.
I never clicked with the women I met at Larp, Pen and Paper, acting or Hema.
Even though I had one "offer" for a ONS at a Larp event, even from before my GFs.
>>26675213
The robot guy got killed by Breivik
>46
just went full robot
oh well...
>>26675783
I am a college student and scored 46
But I sure dont feel like a chad.
>>26680836
Well I'm not going to uni :|
It doesn't seem worth it to me, and I doubt I'd meet any women in Comp Sci.
If there were clubs or anything that accepted people from the outside I'd probably go to them, but nothing that costs shitloads of money.
Also, how the fuck do you fuck women so randomly? Did that all just start happening all of a sudden?
I always come off as reserved/ slightly intimidating/ knowing what I wanna do, but growing up that just made me more of an outcast or an odd friend. But with a certain body image/ fashion/ age that may change.
But obviously looks isn't all that gets you into these scenarios- are you just good at talking with people? People say I am, but I hardly talk out in public. I also have trouble hearing people/ understanding what they're saying.
>>26681036
>Also, how the fuck do you fuck women so randomly? Did that all just start happening all of a sudden?
I didn't do that.
It started after my so far longest relationship (the one I tried to "fix") broke of after a year, 3 days after we went to HK together (!).
The first few fucks happened because I somehow got the stupid idea that it could help to get rid of the emotional pain. It didn't.
But it pf course - in physical terms alone - feels good, so after a short pause of about two months I continued to do it during my time abroad once I saw how easy it was.
After all it - physically - feels good, and I had lot's of spare time. The studies in HK were a lot easier than in Germany, even though I did a MA "on the side" in the two semesters.
131! I finally did it guys! I'm not a robot anymore. It's been fun hanging with you guys, see you on the other side, I'm out!
91, borderline normie.
However this is counting my whole life. If I only take in account the last three years so I'd be around mid 60's
>>26681191
You didn't really answer my question on what made it so easy
Maybe the long relationship built up confidence?
87. 'Slightly strange' sums me up pretty well actually.
>>26681342
>You didn't really answer my question on what made it so easy
In HK (as I have wrote before) I think the fact alone that I am white, and they were not.
I kinda was a trophy.
The one in Germany? I really do not know.
Perhaps you are right.
>>26681437
Hmm. I should probably figure out for myself, but I may as well ask; do universities/ colleges offer any sort of free courses or clubs for people to go to?
Also, sidenote, another ENTP I know also went to HK + Japan or Korea for a while. They're like 30+ though (Maybe even 40+)
I feel like it'd be fun if business brought me there or something. But moving there on my own out of my own volition seems a bit pointless (without shitloads of money/ any sort of idea as to what I wanna do)
>>26675783
I have a Master's and scored 55.
>>26675213
I thought 74 was at least gonna be normalfag tier.
>>26675213
71 yo
working on getting to Slightly Strange senpaitachi
