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>tfw no qt steam friend to play dota 2 with. ;-;
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>tfw no qt steam friend to play dota 2 with.
;-;
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why is everyone who wants steam friends always a FUCKING WEEABOO
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I won't play dota 2 with you but I will pin you down and stuff you like a fucking turkey, you cute little fucktoy
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>>26674848
Most of the people on here are weebs.
You just have to get over it, they're usually decent people.
There's only one robot I've found from here out of about 5 that has been a complete faggot, and it's not even because he's a weeb.
Why does everyone on steam play DotA 2? I don't get it.
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>>26674761
>friends got me into lol years ago
>recognise the superiority of dota so try it out
>PTSD from the brutal learning curve of mobas in general and can't take being shit for over a year again

Feelsbadman
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>>26674870
No! I've had enough of that.
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>>26674915
I was gonna play dota with you anon, but I'm not gonna play with a slut so nevermind.
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>>26674870
pls do senpai
>>26674761
I hate all these threads bitching about no friends on steam or asking for friends etc. I've added people from this board before and they message you like twice and then stop talking. Not worth the time of effort tbqh
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>>26674893
>Most of the people on here are weebs. You just have to get over it
i have nothing against people who watch anime, i watch anime all the damn time

i have something against all the people who stutter type and post crying anime girl pictures and stutter type like someone's holding a gun to their head

i have no friends irl or online. i only leave the house when i have to. i'm a shy nervous wreck. but if you can't chill the fuck out for 5 seconds talking online to someone, why would i want to hang out with you? it just makes everyone uncomfortable. it's a computer screen, i'm not gonna hurt you, you don't have to stutter type. by acting calm and not typing like a FUCKING FAG, you'll make it easier for yourself, you'll make it easier for me, it will be easier for everybody.
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>>26674761
Do you want to play csgo with me instead because it's objectively a better game?
kidding, of course. csgo is shit but it's incredibly addictive. I need help
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>>26675017
Anon stop being a sperg and play games with me
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>>26674761
better play lol with me
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>>26675017
>who stutter type
Right
>and post crying anime girl pictures
Right, gotcha.
>and stutter type like someone's holding a gun to their head
You literally said stutter type twice.
>it will be easier for everybody.
No, you literally just said "you'll make it easier for me", you just want them to be who you want them to be rather than their own person.
You're not fooling anyone, Bandage
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>>26675082
>You literally said stutter type twice.
i really hate it

>rather than their own person
if their own person is someone who types like a bomb is rigged to their keyboard and will blow up if they don't say "b-but senpai" every post, that's not someone i want to hang out with
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>>26675017
Do you avatarfag as Mami on this board?

I've seen you around.
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>>26674848
they know weabos have disposable income to spend on weabo friends
these threads are made by people who want free games
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>>26675106
>that's not someone i want to hang out with
Exactly.
That's not someone YOU want to hang out with.
I don't give a shit about it, it doesn't bother me, so saying "it will be easier for everybody" like it actually bothers everyone else is autistic.
basically,
>I don't like X so I'm going to assume nobody else does either and I'm going to go after these people on fucking weeb image board! woo
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>tfw no one to play league with because I play on fucking br
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>>26675113
no i'm just posting mami pics because OP posted homushit

>>26675154
>like it actually bothers everyone else
it bothers everyone who isn't autistic

it's legit embarrassing
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>>26675163
>br
then search monkey people on monkey forums/BBS
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I can play with you when I get the chance. Still have to do my quests but I'm lazy as fuck.
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>>26674968
I'm not a slut! I swear on my life
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>>26675173
>it bothers everyone who isn't autistic
I don't do it, it doesn't bother me, and I'm not autistic.
I actually find it to be kinda qt
checkmate, fampai.
It's not really that embarrassing, it's about as embarrassing as your inability to capitalize "I"
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RiseToPower on league. Add me for some comfy times. I'm bronze 1 (fucked up my placements, went from gold 3 to bronze 2)

On a 5 win streak so someone come and end it for me.
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I've met only good qt friend here who i talk about lewd with.
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>>26675222
>I actually find it to be kinda qt
that's why they fucking do it

they have literally nothing going for them in any facet so they pretend to be cute by posting an anime girl and acting like they've got their cock in a chastity cage
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I'm a fat neckbeard gross loser with a small dick and I'm extremely gay, will anyone please play with themselves while talking to me? Even better, show me pictures of your penis? Or even better, get on cam for me and let me watch your cock twitch as it pumps out a huge load. Or ideally, tell me where you live and let me come visit and suck you off all day, every day.

Please. I'll do whatever you want, I'm desperate
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>>26675264
where do you live?
originally desu
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>>26675229
not na state if you are not na its a na board for jesus sake
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>>26675264
I can play with myself while talking to you maybe.
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>>26675298
Closest big city is Cincinnati
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>>26675330
Oh well a shame anon
unless you're willing to travel to chicago
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>>26675323
Voice chat? I want to be able to hear your heavy breathing and hopefully lots of moaning, especially when you cum

>>26675345
If I go that far, I'll get in trouble and people would be worried, so you would have to keep me hidden in your basement or something, which I would okay with
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>>26675397
fuck sake dude just go to /lgbt/ or fetlife or something there's plenty of guys who will orgasm into a microphone
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>>26675397
If it's voice chat then it'll be on skype.
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>>26675423
I love /r9k/ gays though, they're always much nicer and like a lot of things I like, and not just sexually.

>>26675437
Yeah, whatever works. But are you nice or mean?
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>>26675302
>na board
I think you'll find it's a Japanese image board mate :^)
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>>26675464
Nice or mean what do you mean ?
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>>26674893
>they're usually decent people
Tippity toppest of lels
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But I'm too much of a tryhard anon
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>>26674761
Alemateorema

I'm kinda bad but please bear with me
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>>26675578
MMR?

>tfw 3000

>tfw hours played is slowly nearing my MMR
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>>26675554
As in, will you bully me for being pathetic and make me cry or be sweet and caring and make me fall in love with you?
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>>26675606
It used to be well over 5k but then I took a multi-year break and now I'm around 4.6k. I havn't had the motivation to start playing very actively again since every time I'm reminded of how rusty my playing feels compared to how good it was back then ;__;
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>>26675608
I doubt you'll fall in love with me from just hearing me jerk off.
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>>26674761
>mfw I'm a Chad that plays DOTA 2 with 4 other Chad friends
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>>26675680
Well it's not like that would be the only thing we would do together. I would like to ask you how your day was, how you're feeling, and if you don't want to be sexual, we can spend time together playing games or watching something.

But if you're mean and just want me for sexual times and you smack me around and bully me any other time, then I probably won't love you
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>mfw thought this would be a dota thread
>turned out to be a fat neckbeard circlejerk
Rip r9k
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>>26675772
I guess i'd be willing to try. Send your skype/steam whatever here [email protected].
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>>26675829
Sorry, anon

But I can jerk you off if you want
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>>26675829
It's always been like this buddy

..and most of them are just cock hungry femboys anyway.
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I've played a little dota but playing alone was so miserable I haven't felt like playing in a very long time.
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Who /Rocket League/ here?

I am only interested in being your Steam friend if:

1) You play Rocket League, and
2) You are actually good at it
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>>26674761
Why would you ever want to play Dota 2 with someone? its like you didnt wanted friends on the first place
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I'm a very shy and submissive person but I played Dota with someone from /r9k/ and he removed me after we won because I was too loud and bossy.

I'm like a completely different person when I get competitive.
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>>26675217
says the one that gets stuffed by boys

DON'T LIE
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>add people
>too autistic so I don't know what to talk about
>can feel how the other person hates the conversation
I don't even do that stutter stuff, I'm just too autistic to have normal conversation, even online. Not being protected by anonymity makes conversations so hard.
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>>26675992
I definitely relate to this. I feel like having an online conversation is almost harder than a real life one. And real ones are pretty hard.
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>>26675025
D-do you want to play with me? I'm pretty cute, I've been told
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>>26675992
>>26676026
I'm a masochist. Let's talk, anon. It will be very painful, but I'll love it.
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>>26675992
I'll converse with you anon.
Converse about that fine ass'a yours
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>tfw when no steam friend to shower with games
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>>26676026
Actually, when I think about it, you are right, conversations in real life seem to be a little bit easier, but I don't exactly know why.

>>26676112
There is a difference between disliking the conversation because the other person bores you and actually hating it.
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>>26674761
!MMR

Also super original desu
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>>26676256
>conversations in real life seem to be a little bit easier, but I don't exactly know why.
Maybe because of body language.
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>>26675966
I'm sorry anon, but it was during a time when I was emotionally distraught. It was only erp and I only did it because I didn't want to lose someone special to me.

It's been a year already but I just want someone who I can occasionally play with. I have the compendium chests too it'd anyone wants some ;-;
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>>26676753
I don't want be your erp friend but give me the chests pls
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>>26676803
Anon, I hate erp! I will never ever erp
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POST SOME IDS!!!
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>>26675948
Tell me about it mang, I get irrationally mad and extremely personal over the slightest fuck up. I think it brings out the embittered flamer in everyone desu.

Think of it as an occupational therapy. You let all your vitriol out in an appropriate environment which lets you act civilised in the rest of your life
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>tfw no qt steam friend to play cs:go with

I'm probably too high rank to que with a qt that plays CS ayway
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>>26676075
Uh, late reply, sorry. I'll play with you, what's your steam id?
I'm MG1, you?
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>>26677273
>probably too high rank
>doesn't say whether he's NA or EU
>doesn't even say rank
why even bother posting? Where's your steamid family?
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>>26675330
H I G H L A N D
P
A
R
K
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>>26677273
I'm pre-reshuffle LEM. Haven't played since. I've been stuck in quake-likes
How's that?
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/_yuri/

Please kill me
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>>26677379
>iceland
assuming this a joke, but it's probably not.
>nearly 900 TF2 hours
>only 529 csgo hours
>smite, ever
>3000 fucking dota 2 hours
You don't need us to kill you, I believe you're already dead inside
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>>26677337
NA, was global on two accounts but stopped playing because I was tired of being cheated and lost my rank due to inactivity on both accounts, now i'm supreme on my main and just letting my alt sit unranked
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>>26677208
id/howhorrifying
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>>26677422
I'm only MG1, as I said >>26677313
I don't play comp much, but we could play casual or something.
I'm not very qt though, sorry to say.
/literalgook/ if you want to add me or something I guess?
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>>26677313
>>26677444
I-im gn2 but I hadn't played in a while. I was mge
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>>26677414
Video games destroyed my life
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>>26677370
>pre reshuffle
you mean that update where they fucked with the ranks and I ranked to supreme instead of global even though I was unranked for under 24 hours and top fragged my first game back

reeeeeeeeeeee valve
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>>26677474
Added you.
>>26677497
same here, I'm not really in a place to judge
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>>26677379
I remember when you got blown the fuck out on wizchan for being a normie.
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>>26674761

I'd play dota with you, but I have a feeling your the same nigger who I met on here before who would only, ONLY ever play Axe and Sniper and tell me they were supports and not hard carries.

And you'd probably complain because of my low MMR.
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>>26674870
I'm no femboi but thanks for the boner.
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>>26676753
Okay okay, I forgive you, I'll be your internet bf and play dota with you.
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>>26677569
Gimmie a throwaway you little slut. I need a toy to abuse.
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>have over 1k hours in FF14
>everyone thinks I erp
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>>26677604
Not making it any better damn it. (Original content don't steal pls)
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>>26677759
Well fukin do as I say, or it'll just get rougher for you later. stop being a tease [email protected]
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http://www.steamcommunity.com/id/whatagoodidea/
supreme in csgo with a gn4 and mge smurf if anyone wants to play
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I've been playing Blade & Soul recently
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>>26677627
Same dude but I think I was already fucked the vidya games just made it better
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>>26677589
Sorry for being so late. I was in class. Playing dota would be nice, but I can't tell if you're serious because of the bf part

>>26677567
No anon. I like playing any position. I've taken a looking to nyx and lina recently
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>>26678542
I've taken a liking, I meant to say
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>>26678542
I'll probably be your bf maybe if you're cute
but really let's play games together for fun
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>>26677507
Yep that's what I meant. You're clearly out of my league then. But GE is supposed to be top 0.5% or something now right?
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I want to fap.
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>>26678542

Then give me your steam.
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>no femanon to ask her how her day was
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>>26675163
>league

Why would you play that crap?
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>>26678609
Okay, you can look at my games.
id/boxkun
I can get any other games too.

>>26678696
I couldn't care less about mmr anon. We're probably around the same as dota was my first moba /boxkun
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>>26678738
>tfw no femanon who likes anime
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>>26678761

Paste your Steam url then.
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I just want someone to play Borderlands 2 with, I'm so autistic I can play the game nonstop all day

and I'm cute
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>>26678885

I'd play it with you. You'd need to wait for me to install it though.
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is dota 2 worth getting into now or is it too late? I want some multiplayer shit to play
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>>26675829
Same. I'm kind of desperate for somebody to play dota with. Someone who's bad, but not completely retarded. I'm bad, and rusty, and sometimes I can't take a game seriously.

>>26675865
>Femboys
Nigger, are you fucking retarded?

>>26675869
Same here. I had shit internet for a while but i've had decent internet again for over a week.
I still need to run some tests though. My internet will cut out suddenly until I reset it, but it's mostly when I'm downloading something. It's impossible to perfectly predict, but it's only a few seconds of interruption, and it happens maybe once or twice a day.
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>>26678828
http://steamcommunity.com/id/boxkun/
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>>26678610
all it means to me is more people paying to get boosted to global and running into more hackers unfortunately
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>>26678920
it has a very steep learning curve but it's fun and complex if you're willing to put in the time
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>>26678916
If you enjoy the game, sure.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/mmrpppghhhhhllll/
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>>26674848
I would also like to know this
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hi hi!
add me to play csgo!!!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/somedayforsurejustnottodaysadly/
just nova 2 but i want to que up and not solo so add me to play
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Would anyone like to play ARK together?
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>>26679247
I'm the lowest silver, can I add you?
I've already played with anons on voice chat while riding a dildo
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>>26678885
Lance, is this you?
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>>26679309
well as long as we are 5 ranks apart we can play so yeah if we can play add me!
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>>26679319
Nope

O R I G I N A L ONELINE RESPONSE
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>>26679309
>riding a dildo
How do you stay focused ?
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>>26674848
this place literally started off as an anime imageboard
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>>26679378
I didn't really have to, I already play really bad when I'm not riding it.
>tfw lost my dragon dildo and I can't be a degenerate anymore
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>>26679396
there's a difference between watching/liking anime and being a dumb little doofus who pretends to be an anime girl
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>>26674761
I would add but my internet speed is shit and I've been off my game lately.

Can't risk anyone's MMR.
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>>26677208
>>26677379
>>26677444
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dumbcatboi
Don't got that many multiplayer games but I'd buy some if anyone was interested in playing
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>>26679481

Wew. He sounds like such a fucking cuckold.
I bet he shags his own dog in the sink.
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>>26679481
>yea it doesnt work to piss me off
>obviously completly ass-devestated

What a fag
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>>26679247
how can you be so bad at csgo holy shit
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>>26680011
cause im not a mad try hard i just play because i like the game really
and the skins are pretty as well!
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>>26680042
That's a shit excuse.
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>>26680114
either way i dont care
i have fun playing it and thats what maters
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>>26674848
because most of the people here are weebs and all weebs are also pathetic permavirgin outcasts with zero friends
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Post your fucking steam names fags. Let's play some dota2
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>>26675017
well it just goes to show that most weebs are also assburgers like this anon here

when they type like shy retards, they're doing it because they think it looks cute, not because they're dripping pure spaghetti all over their keyboards.

i think they're all cancerous erpfags as well which would be another reason for them to type this shit.
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>>26674761
vodkadotka?
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>>26679481
Wow, you're pathetic.
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>>26675578
I'd play with you as long as you don't get mad.
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>>26677208
http://steamcommunity.com/id/cough_new/
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>>26674761
what's ur mmr
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RED FLAGS FOR STEAM FRIENDS
>He doesn't use proper capitalization
>He says he's cute but upon showing his face is anything but
>He's involved in a circlejerk of any sort
>He has meme comments on his profile
>He's in ironic Steam groups or a very large number of Steam groups
>He plays CS:GO number one sign of circlejerk weeb
>He doesn't have an anime avatar
>His profile includes a link to ask.fm
One or two of these are excusable, just don't have more beyond that.
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UGH, why does everyone only play cs:go and dota..WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER
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If you casually want to play Dota and your over 3k mmr then add me. Maybe we can play one day. I don't want to be your crying pillow, etc.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Ishikei/
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>>26678920
never too late
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>>26681417
This is a joke right?
>capitalization
Sure, check. I usually don't capitalize the first letter in a sentence out of laziness, but if it really bothers someone I'll do it
>He says he's cute
No, and no to the other part. I don't want to show a random guy on steam my face. Especially considering I'm ugly. It's just weird.
>He's involved in a circlejerk of any sort
Not really
>meme comments
No.
>He's in ironic Steam groups or a very large number of Steam groups
No.
>He plays CS:GO
Nice meme friend.
>number one sign of circlejerk weeb
How so?
And if being a weeb is a bad thing, good luck finding friends on steam.
>He doesn't have an anime avatar
I have one.
>His profile includes a link to ask.fm
Never even heard of it nor have I ever seen someone with a link to it in their profile.

Did I pass?
I don't play csgo a lot but I still think it's an alright game for wasting time.
I have nearly 1000 hours on it though, so.
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>tfw no weeb friend to watch anime with
>tfw no suicidal friend to talk about death with
>J U S T
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>tfw no CS:GO friend to play competitive everyday and save me from solo queue teammates
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I'm an American queuing on US East, 3.8k.

The most recent anime I watched was the first season of OverLord. I rate it 6/10. The most recent weeb game I played was Kichikuou Rance earlier today while I was playing 5e with a housemate. I have never considered suicide, the world would suffer too greatly for my loss.

Friend me if you want some extra fun during sack time.
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>>26682335

Forgive me for forgetting.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/falseattendant/
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>>26682335
>>26682354
Please explain if you can the appeal of DotA.

I played the tutorial and was pretty disappointed. Reminded me of custom Heroes maps in Age of Mythology where players would each use a unique hero unit in a campaign against typical RTS cannon fodder.

Probably I'm just ignorant tho so pls tell.
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>>26679396
I WANT TO ADD YOU PLS POST ID
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>>26679247
lmao this lowlife faggot piece of shit is so shit he paid to get boosted and deranked hard when he wasnt getting carried.
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>>26679481
What's going on in this pic?
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>>26682332
I will play every day. What's your ID/Rank?
If it's not too high/low we can play.
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>>26682332
whats wrong with going solo?
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>tfw no weeb steam bf
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>>26679396
oops wrong post meant to reply to this one >>26679432
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>>26682528

It's just a way to kill time, like all other games. There is a '''focus''' on '''teamwork''' so if you have the right friends to stack with, it's fun. If you solo-queue like I do, it's a hell you will never escape from.
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would you queue with me?

3k MMR
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>>26683543
Yeah
This has been an original comment senpai
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are the only active multiplayer games for potential friend-finding source games?
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Tfw had to go to the doctors and leave a game. Now have two low priority games that are so hard to win.
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>>26682170
You always post this. I'd gladly talk about death with you but you won't post your ID and if I posted mine you'd ignore it.
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>>26683887
>mfw I want friends to talk about vidya but only like singleplayer games
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>>26684166
that's why I brought it up, I want friends but in the past the only time I've gotten them from vidya are from gmod and a few from cs. I don't play either anymore though, and I also prefer single-player games
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>>26684219
I tried that once, got only one friend but he kept asking me to play in his matches. I'm very bad but I still wanted to socialize. He ended up deleting me from his friend list, I don't blame him.
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>Gay
>Try to go for the whole steam bf thing because I've never had a relationship
>Shit is so awkward it makes my skin crawl

I think once you hit a certain age you can't have a relationship.
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>>26674761
75% of 4chan steam friends are shitty people to hang out with.

I know from personal experience.
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>>26684378
What about the good people? how are they like?
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>>26684378
who are the good ones?
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I'm a shitty person but if you want to talk about death or watch anime together we can try.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/endtheendthy/
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can we get a stack going/where 's the stack?
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>I don't want to post my steam id because I don't want to get judged about my profile/games
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>>26685907
>I don't want to post my steam because it's set to "friends only"
>I only have 4 friends
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>>26685823
Edgy names. What games do you play?
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>>26686102
Don't add him, I can confirm he's a faggot.
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>>26684342
How old are you?
We should be real bfs.
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>>26674848
All good DotA players I know all weaboos...

source: I used to play DotA, I used to be goood, and I'm a weaboo
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>>26686220

I'm 22

And There's probably 0 chance you live anywhere near me, and an even smaller chance you could pry me out of my seclusion.
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>>26686268
You arent too old to have a relationship. You just realized that hanging out with younger people is a waste of time.
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I got low priority for throwing + abandoning. Anyone wanna do some low prior queueing with me?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/LOLWHYUMADTHOUGH/
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>>26686184
Thanks for saving me
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>>26686184
Nah he wanted to talk about death, we talk about death.
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>>26681417
add me pls
http://steamcommunity.com/id/BIGPAPI69420
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Know the feels OP I am like the only one in my country playing dota, rest is playing the kids version
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Add me friends, steamid:headforthehills I have a TSF avatar, 2k Dota, Silver Elite CS:GO. If u just want a friend I'll be happy to listen to whatever u say.
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tomaz/
I actually want to listen to some of you, and whatever you want to talk about.
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>>26686830
>If u
>u
Dropped.
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>>26686850
I would, but I have nothing to talk about.
it'd just be kinda awkward
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>tfw can't change my steam avatar to anime because my only friend on steam is a guy I knew from high school who doesn't know I'm a weeaboo
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>>26686914
>uses qt
>upset with u

kill yourself
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>>26686914
Good, if that triggers you then it is for the best :^)
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>>26686268
>I'm 22
Well I'm 23 and a hermit as well.
Do you live in middle of nowhere?
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>>26686976
?
>>26686989
Probably.
not original I guess
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>>26686945
You just can add me and I'll be there
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>>26687115
I don't wanna add you just to not talk to you, I feel like that's kinda shitty
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/eddieegt/
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>>26687176
added you, family
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/PAKFAashit

I just need someone to chill around with.

Meaning, no fucking stuttering gayboy weebs.
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>>26686308
>You arent too old to have a relationship.

The fact that such an age exists sort of terrifies me. I might be one day too old to be worth anything

>>26687009
East coast, why?
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>>26687257
>stuttering
check
>gayboy
big check
>weebs
huge check

You're basically asking for a large percentage of the people browsing this thread to not add you.
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>>26687302
Nah man, I've picked up some halfway decent people in these threads before.
Problem is, they stop responding after a while.
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>>26687258
>East coast, why?
Same. Because I want to have chance at relationship before I get old and unwanted.
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>>26687370

That feel, bro. It's even worse for homos like us.

>you wasted your youth
>You have to crawl out of the hole you created from your own anxiety
>>
I just want a friend who likes to talk a lot, doesn't get mean or rude, and will be happy to talk to me about anything. I'll be willing to voice and video chat with you to see what I look like. I've got a young looking face so maybe you'll think I'm cute. Email me at [email protected]. Please!

I also will occasionally play games with you.
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>>26687529
Seriously. I don't even know how to meet people.
Then I hear "gay death" is a thing?
Just fuck my shit up senpai.
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>>26687607

For bottoms it's a thing, for tops I'd imagine you can maintain the aura for a while.

>Seriously. I don't even know how to meet people.

Online is ther last recourse for me. I haven't had a real life conversation with someone outside my family in 5 years.
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>>26687607
Go make gayfriends in a place other than r9k. Most "gays" around here are just prisongay idiots who like to pretend.
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>>26687639
>tfw twinky bottom
I'm gonna lose it all :[
>Online is ther last recourse for me.
Where? I remember trying grindr on a lark and it was all people just wanting to fuck. I want a bf.

>>26687669
How and where senpai?
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>>26687669

>Where? I remember trying grindr on a lark and it was all people just wanting to fuck. I want a bf.

I'm speaking purely hypothetical. Online is my last real opportunity. I've never used grindr or any of that faggot shit. I've tried some online relationships but they never work out or get very far.
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>>26687764
>Online is my last real opportunity
Why do you say that?
maybe we're near each other ;_;
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>>26687737
>How and where senpai?
I don't have any specific place in mind but Im sure there are gay online communities you can join. Other options are going to the gay part of whever you live and try meeting someone there.
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>>26687804
>Why do you say that?

C'mon m8
C'mon
I'm a virgin at 22 and a NEET
c'mon

I wouldn't know how to interact around strangers.
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>>26687871
Oh okay.
I don't leave the house much which is part of problem I suppose.
I'm also scared of stds and aids.

I wish I could find another virgin/unexperienced guy like me.

>>26687904
Have a little hope. I'm 23 hhkv NEET and never go outside and I still believe.
Maybe I'm naive.
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>>26687952

Face it bro, you'll never find your QT virgin.

You're probably going to go insane from lonliness and desire for cock. Then, you'll chase down the first Craigslist dick you can find out of insanity.
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>>26687952
>I'm also scared of stds and aids.
That's a legit fear, just be careful you who sleep with and always use condoms.
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/Marsychan/

pharmacy
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>>26677379
Words words words words
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Going to bed and won't check thread but add my dota 2 : hungdaddy4
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>tfw cant play cuz of midterms
I need my fix senpai

http://steamcommunity.com/id/branximus
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>>26674761
>playing carry
>support leaves lane
>type 'come back bbe chan'
>qt female voice responds with 'sorry bbe chan'
>never added her

Srsly kill me
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>>26689044
I added you, family. I can't play right now but I can tomorrow.
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>>26686362
how do you have so many fucking items?
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post most playeds
visagepickers ww@?
>111th popularity
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Oh hey maybe i'll link my steam here and I can have some friends to play dota with. Ha just kidding i'm trash at dota and no one wants to play with me.
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>>26688190

>mfw added marsy
>he didnt talk to me
>sperged out and unfriended him and privated my profile
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>>26689929
Post it, I would gladly play with you
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>>26690102
Oh okay. id/probablynotlilly/
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>>26674761
Teach me how to play dota2 senpai!
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>>26674761
>Just finished playing LoL with qt pro-LoL player

I only play LoL because DotA 2 keeps crashing on me

I hate LoL but I think I'm starting to like it

Na
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>>26690211
post ID maybe we can play if you want to play with a shitter
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/id/minty-paws
any one want to play anything other than dota?
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>>26690268
What's your rank in csgo?
not original I guess
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>>26690393
GN2 a while back
although i havent played ranked in a while
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>>26690426
I'm NA, but we could still play csgo or stalker or something. I added you.
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>>26690450
*talk about stalker
English is hard I guess.
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>>26690037
I'll talk to you now,I'm sorry.
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>>26690450
im na as well
why would people ever put there actual locations online
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>>26690499
oh. I always assume people do because people always assume I do.
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>>26690249
I'm about to get some sleep man, maybe later. I'm level 17 but my friends say that I'm way better than what they were when they were level 17. LoL is pretty easy, I just need to understand the meta better and not make little mistakes.

Biscotty
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>>26690499
Because the only thing someone can identify from what CONTINENT you live on is your ping
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>>26675896
sup loser, im a superstar in 2s
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>>26682170
Please post your ID
;__;
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im also down to watch some anime with some weebs
im not a sped i like to think just a chill dude with less friends than most
http://steamcommunity.com/id/minty-paws
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>>26691421
>with less friends than most
>70 friends
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>>26691452
steam friends i dont talk to =/= real friends
added a bunch of people a while back off some form or some shit
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>>26691468
Why have them, then?
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>>26691375
already did read through the thread
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>>26691490
honestly didn't even notice i had so many till you brought it up
no one msgs me except like 2
im clearing out now actually
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>>26674911
>brutal learning curve
>mobas
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>add like seven people total
>within two weeks, all but three remove me
>one called me incredibly cute, and even bought me things
>doesn't talk to me anymore, and removed me on the account I talked to him with
>another one still talks with me, but never more than just swapping pictures and talking about anime
>this is how everyone from /sft/ will treat you

I hate this so much, I just want to have friends.
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>>26691687
not me senpai i play and talk with everyone but you fags never add me
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>>26691687

>got 3 people to actively talk to him
>And one thinks you're cute AND bought you things

You lucky sonuvabitch
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>>26691687
>everyone
nice hyerbole sempai
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>>26691699
acc?
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