>you shitpost
>chad fucks her shitter
>Chad is fucking your oneitis
>You wait for a text from your oneitis
>>26674344
>>26674373
both terrible, please lurk more
>>26674391
seconding this
i hope we get some actually good ones, i love these threads
>>26674391
>>26674413
>Inside her mouth is Chad's dick
>You spend Friday night jerking your own dick
You post about being a cuck
Chad pumps her arsehole and makes you a cuck
You want to hold her hand
She's giving Chad a handjob
>you are rather attached to her
>she and Chad are fornicating
>the school shooting, you will plot
>but dodging the rodge, she will not
>you got to level 33
>she's screaming chad cum in me
>>26674344
>you write an essay for geology
>Chad studies her biology
>she thinks you're funny
>Chad pounds her cunny
>You hold the door open for her after class
>While Chad is already checking out that ass
>you read the latest polls
>she's sucking the biggest poles
>you battle with irritable bowel syndrome
>chad convinces her to take part in his three some
>you want to have sex with her
>the stereotypical alpha male does it instead
>>26674373
>>26674442
>>26674509
Stop. You cant end both sentences on the same word
>>26674344
>you study a rare geode
>she's begging for Chad's thick load
>When you see her you can't help but fawn
>She pegs Chad with her strap-on
>>26674701
>You read the latest poll
>Chad fucks her in every hole
Not that hard anon
>While you feel the pains
>Chad aquires the gains
>you play with your ball sack
>chad fucks her bare back
>you play DOTA all pick
>she gargles on Chad's monster dick
>>26674860
This is unironically why I quit dota
>you shit post .jpegs
>chad spreads her legs
>you write clever lines about her
>chad can make that bitch whimper and purr
>you spend the night jacking off to obscure porn
>chad fucks her until her butthole is torn
>you work days as a wagie
>the NEET at night gets your baby
>you work to make your boss rich
>the NEET is fucking your bitch
>>26674937
>tumblr_o1zer9HEv21v0pigno1_500.jpg
You've gotta be shitting me. Could you really not find that on here?
>>26674959
I usually shitpost on my phone, so my wagie pics are there. I just googled "happiness" and that came up.
Why do you get so angry? Mondays, huh? If you were like me, you wouldn't feel so shitty today.
>>26674344
>you post on /r9k/
>Chad's cum makes her day
you are begging your mom for tendies, chad is fucking getting blown eating Wendy's
>you masturbate and cry alone
>Chad thundercock makes her cry and moan
>>26675010
>I just googled "happiness" and that came up.
>you grind for loot
>chad fucks her poop chute
Ahahaha
Feels like elementary school again, when I made 2 sentenced rhymes.
>>26674553
>you reach level 34
>chad bangs her like a whore
>>26675296
>You're now a level 35
>And she tastes Chad's dick slime
>>26675592
>you reach level 36
>your oneitis has taken twelve 8" dicks
>>26674344
BARD BRO BACK FROM HIS LONG SLUMBER
>Your first GF, what good luck
>for her you're just another fuck
>Hopefully there's a next time
>you beta cuck
>>26675617
>you reach level 37
>Chad fucks her pussy sore til 11
>you reach level 50
>Chad is with her getting schwifty
>>26675962
>You sit there watching Rick and Morty
>She's on to the next one
>That chad made 40
>>26675962
>you reach level 80
>chad already has Mists of Pandara
You stare at her picture, tears in eyes
She swallows all of chad's surprise
