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I'm making a folder of r9k in real life.
Help me out robots.
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He's more muscular than I am and doesn't have a micropenis.
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>>26673924
Just take some pics of yourself, unless your a normalfag
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>>26673993
>implying someone wants to take a pic of me
OR
>asking to take a selfie
wtf sempai
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>>26673924
hi OP, i like the idea.
post the rest of your folder.

have this one.
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>>26674587
and this one too

blox
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Feels bad for him
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>>26674614
God, I could see my self as cereal chan. Shit, I've experienced worse.
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hey, he's nicely dressed
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>>26674614
Anyone who cringes at this is just a non-normal functioning human being. I have crashed at friends houses so many times when they were in relationships, this is a normal occurence, who cares?
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>>26673924
Are those gay bodybuilders or something? They look like shit
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r9k summed up in one picture
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>>26674988
No they're natty
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>>26675290
>natty bodybuilding
>that
Kekeke, keep telling yourself that gains are that limited m8, these are just amature and lightweight bodybuilders
Pic related, that is non-natty gains
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so what happened with our emotions, robots ?
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>>26675028
This picture makes me feel weird.
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Here's a good one: enjoy
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>>26675439
Thats the natty limit desu, not like you know anything about that
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>>26675439
You are fycking dumb. Most those guys are at the natty limit
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>>26673924
every robot here would be way too shy to enter a competition like that
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>>26676225
>>26676678
>no lats
>no forearms
>small shoulders and traps

>natty limit
suuure
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>>26676225
>natty limit
Not a fucking chance mate, guys at my local who I know to be natty and test weekly are bigger
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>>26674856
He looks like me except I'm not obese. I didn't ask for this feel.
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Thisisatopteiroriginalcommentbakadesusenpai

Desu desu desu
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>>26673924
>I'm making a folder of r9k in real life.
HAHA EPIC MEMES DUDE

HAHA TAHT GUY LOOKS SO WEIRD HAHAHA. EPIC. INTO THE MEME FOLDER HE GOES. UPLOADING TO REDDIT FOR KARMA RIGHT NOW. 400 DANK EPIC MEME PICTURES OF LE ROBOTS HERE. HAHA XDDD XD XD
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>>26673924
>browsed the thread in terror, expecting an unknown picture of myself
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>>26674587
what a great picture
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keep the thread going bois
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Fresh from OKC.
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I only found this
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>>26678160
and this maybe clarifies too
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>>26676771
the competition is called life, desu :P
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>>26677248
get the gold = get the bitches

r-rright ??
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it is truly a living day
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>>26676778
Agreed m8, these natty limit guys gym once a week and claim that anyone bigger is dirty gainz
Fucking faggots
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>>26678177
Jesus Christ this made me sad
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That belly is like the icing on the cake.
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>>26678864
I never understoot that thing with fedoras and leather coats.
I mean, I have fur padded leather coat I love to wear in winter but it ends just above my ass.
Why the fuck do you feel the need to have it so long ?
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>>26678160
This triggers me

>23 year old virgin
>contact an "escort" on the internet to lose virginity
>we go over details
>$200
>steep, but my autismbux cover it and I live with my parents so what the fuck else am I going to spend it on
>she asks for my age
>tell her
>"sorry, but I don't do clients under 30"
>breaks off contact

I'm still a virgin.
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>>26678929
>losing virginity at hooker/escort
you still be mental virgin no matter what.
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>>26678958
Well I'm too much of a fucking ugly autist to lose it any other way. I just wanted to know what sex felt like.
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>>26678958
>you still be mental virgin no matter what

Wtf is this. Do you make this shit up just to make us feel bad ?
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>>26678925
Me neither. I'm not any fashion expert but that pic has so many things wrong.
>awkward pose
>sneakers
>buttons only above belly
>those fucking pants
>filter
I bet he thinks he's some hot shit too.
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>>26676121
This is what is known as cringe.
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>>26678929
I feel for you m8
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>>26678413
say what you will but he has a GOAT hairline
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>>26679031
>awkward pose
>sneakers
>buttons only above belly
>those fucking pants
>filter
you could've just said he's beautifull.
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>>26675028
This shit can't be real
Originalegdbfgf
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>>26677214
pic related jk lol
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>>26674856
>single

Like he had to even say it. Kek
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>>26674856
>Haircut
>Collared shirt tucked into dark blue jeans
>brown oxfords

fix'd

You don't need to be a fucking adonis, just don't carry yourself like a C.H.U.D.
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>>26679776
you forgot losing weight
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>>26673924
online r9k
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>>26678159
hrrm! that jibl
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>>26679025
You can lose virginity but you know it's not the real thing, it's bought one.
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>>26679911
had some intense keks here.
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>>26678177
Checked the story out.
His name is apparently >Geoff Gaylord

>Gaylord
What are the chances! Lmao
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>>26680334
Its fake cuck
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>Don't be scared, I'm a nice guy XD

mfw I used to say that too
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>>26680617
fuck that was meant for >>26675028
theonlyoriginal
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have some stuff here 2
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robots will understand xD
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This post always makes me feel
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>>26679911

If only gaming world were real ....
also checked
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r9k the rpg
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>>26681204
kyle 2 cool sounds like THE MAN
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You know it's true

orinalsd
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>>26681609

blox
ayylmao
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Is this you /r9k/?
It's OK.
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>>26681204
which squad would win?
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What's /r9k/ favourite bird?
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blox
one two three
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original post
brought you by: anon
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>>26678159

Is the one on the left male or female?
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>>26680934
More like "each day when my parents get home, I disappoint them"
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>>26681845
No one on this board has the confidence to dress like that.
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In a few years
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>>26681864
original r9k on original picture
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>>26677214
spooky/10 desu
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>>26680242
>I'm here for the job interview

baka desu senpai
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>>26681870
Idk great blue herons are cool i guess... And albatrosses
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