Ask someone who is an hour away from committing suicide anything.
>>26673828
What's your favourite movie?
muted cause robo sucks balls
>>26673858
A Bronx Tale, I love rude working class Italian people.
Don't do it, my friend
Don't do it bro, please.
>>26673910
I don't want to do this but I don't feel like I have any other options. I'm not happy with my situation, even if I improved it which I know I can't I'll just stay unhappy.
All the happiness that comes my way is fleeting and comes by way of luck. Even if I did a woman I could love I'd just let her down. But I can't be alone. I can't.
The water is going to shatter my body and if that doesn't do it the whirlpool will drag me away.
I always thought If id hero, I'd listen to this before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWx-zgmMceI
>>26673910
>>26673919
get out do gooder normies
Call a suicide hotline they will talk you out of it.
If you still want to do it you probably don't deserve to live anyways
How you wanna do it?
Why and Hhow?
>>26674057
That's what I figure anyway. Just the fact that I'm doing this proves that I'm too weak to keep going.
>>26674094
Gonna jump off a really high structure to a whirlpool. The fall should kill me instantly and if it doesn't the whirlpool will.
can i hab ur stuff plz :DD
>>26674172
You will regret it instantly while falling
>>26673828
I'd talk you out of it, but then again I know I can't. See ya on the other side, faggot.
if you have nothing left to live for, literally -nothing- then sharpie in pooper with timestamp.
do it faggot
>>26674172
No matter what happens I'll remember this OP, take care.
What's your biggest regret in your life?
Also, favourite music band/artist?
see you on the other side, space robot
Livestream it. Don't be selfish. Give back to /r9k/ before you go.
>>26674207
And I'll just keep suffering and yearning for release of I don't. It's just a natural response. I figure it won't last that long anyway.
The alternative would me still having to deal with my personal problems. And me being too pathetic to do anything about them.
You fucking know you won't go through with it.
>>26673828
Why wait an hour?
>>26673828
Wait.
Are you a ghost or a time traveller?
OP won't do shit.
don't do it.
what do you think pushed you over the edge?
>>26674342
That's how long the commute is approximately.
>>26674314
No, but I'm going to upload a video on normie book before I do, do you think they'll take it down? I hope they don't, I want someone to remember me in some way before I go.
>>26674274
Doing poorly in high school and not having the foresight to stick with college.
>>26674382
It's going to be in New York city. Look at the news. If they fish a body of a young hispanic male out the water it's probably me.
>>26674424
>young hispanic male
>beanlet
>>26674383
I'm broken mentally as a person. I've lived life as a loner failing at most of the things I've tried. When I try to make things better I just make them worse.
I don't see why I should live if I'll just end up like my brother. Some bald loser in his late 20s that literally does nothing but play video games all day.
>>26674456
Not Mexican senpai.
>>26674498
>>26674498
Dude don't you want to see the technology of the future
Think how your mom would feel seeing your dead body or your brother
Dont be dumb talk to someone other than on 4chan
Why not try something new? Why don't you buy yourself a shit ton of meth or mdma + hookers which will force you to be happy and productive and go on like this for a few weeks and if you still hate life after that you still can go jump off a building
>>26673828
I would at least try to rob a bank or kidnap a richfag, spend the money on bitches and drux and then do it..
>>26674646
I tell myself that but I know I'm just going to be some poor, irrelevant, bald ugly failure. I can't speak to anyone in real life because I know they'll talk me down and I'll be subjected to my daily grind.
Even if I lose my virginity, find a girlfriend, complete my education, I'll always be unhappy. I'll despair what I don't have and fear to the point of being catatonic losing everything I do have. I can't go on this way.
>>26674798
Then buy some mdma which will show you how it feels to be happy, faggot
op are you still here?
blox
>>26674843
Yeah, turns out my commute is longer than I thought. I'm entering the subway so my internet is going to be spotty.
>>26674798
You don't know that anon, finish your education and/or move to a different state and start over with a change in scenery
Try seeing the world
Don't limit yourself
>>26674646
>staying alive and incredibly depressed just to spare the feelings of other people
>suicidal people are the selfish ones
You fags need to fuck off
>>26674923
since when do you want to kill yourself?
when did you finally decided it?
how are you going to kill yourself?
do you think your family won't be sad, even a little?
what will the normiebook video be about?
don't you think you should send a message, tell to people understand the robot situation? (i'm not saying they would understand at the end)
>>26674951
>Encouraging suicide
You need a break from this place anon
Just one thing, It does work out and get better despite what any cave dweller here will tell you. Being alive is hard, being happy is hard until one day it's just not. Life is a like a thick as fuck wall and every day takes a ton of effort just to peel off a razor thin slice but you don't realise how far you've come until that last slice just falls over. I've been in the hole you're in but I talked to somebody. Thanks fuck, I would have missed out on so much. Not all good or all bad but all worth it. So worth it.
>>26674424
>If they fish a body of a young hispanic male out the water
Are you jumping off the GWB, OP?
>>26675052
>I talked to somebody
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Within a moral standpoint, his actions are purely justified.
You DO have the right to end your life. It's just simply that. Existence is a pretty heavy burden.
Will you suffer for all eternity? Possible.
But all in all, it comes to saying a big fuck you to the normies. Funny how once you hit the "I'll end myself" button all of a sudden you are a valuable human life.
I'd do it purely out of spite, but I lack the constitution.
>>26674397
upload it to live leak.
>>26675150
Y-yeah? How did you know?
>>26675218
>Will you suffer for all eternity? Possible.
more like Impossible
Seriously, torturing a creature with qualia forever because they made LIMITED mistakes would be the ultimate unfairness
>>26675261
I'm a native New Yorker. That bridge is famous hotspot for suicide jumpers. Doesn't take long to put two and two together.
dont do it man!
whats the situation, what happened?
>>26675332
Do you want to be friends? Can you help me get a gf?
tell my mom I said hi
>>26673828
what kept you hanging on this long and not doing it sooner
>>26673828
What's wrong? Why do you want to end your life?
>>26675414
I think I've just slowly been accepting that I'm hopeless.
>>26675343
If this is OP, I'll happily befriend you. Just don't jump, please.
>>26675052
What was your situation senpai? How'd you make it better and what would you miss out on?
>>26673828
Are you scared of dying?
>>26673828
All I have to do is claim I'll kill myself and I get all this attention?
WOW. No wonder why girls do it all the time
>>26673828
OP, you're in highschool? How old are you?
Does anyone know if there are any public camera streams of that bridge?
He's gone now, it's been an hour.
>>26675447
Okay I guess. How do I contact you?
>>26675482
Kinda but I don't see what other choice I have. I'm severely mentally ill. I go from wanting to live to harrowing despair and hyperventilation at the drop of a hat.
>>26675492
I'm 20 going on 21. I'm working a trade job I hate and my best bet is saving up for a few years to try to go back to school to get a STEM degree I know I'm too stupid and weak willed to attain. If EVERYTHING goes according to plan I'll be a 30 year old man starting my life. That's if my parents don't lose our home. In which case. I'll have to move out the state to go to some awful shithole where I'll just rot.
If I abandon my job I won't be able to go back and I might not be able to hack it at college. I feel trapped.
>>26675571
I'm actually just standing around downtown. I finished eating what might be my last meal. YIPS is a great place if you ever go to NY btw.
OP whatever happens, I want you to know that I hope you find peace.
>>26673828
How are you going to feel when you realize you made this post out of desperation and attention, got it, and no longer want to kill yourself?
>>26673828
Why are you posting here instead of jsut getting on with it?
Are you going to stream it or post proof?
Are you an attention whore that is looking for attention from the fuckwits that inhabit this board?
>>26675594
>white people problems
original p
>>26675612
Oh. I was actually going to ask if you were having a last meal, but I figured I was too late.
See you in the next life, faggot.
>>26675670
>white people problems when he clearly said he was Hispanic
>>26674172
Where's the whirlpool? Unless you're talking about the brand and you're jumping off a cliff overlooking a hot tub lol.
>>26675594
Whichever is easiest to contact you is fine.
>>26675009
The past year
Yeah they'd be sad but the alternative is me just floundering in mediocrity for the rest of my life.
The video would feature me, a relatively adhesive attractive person to some people. With a shaved face and a trimmed beard, apologizing to everyone I know. Telling them I know what I'm doing is selfish and telling everyone that the fact that I'm doing this proves that I probably should've gone through with it.
Its ok guys, don't worry, he's befriending another anon who's going to help him get a gf now. Jesus if that's all it takes to talk you down maybe you do deserve to die
>>26674207
>You will regret it instantly while falling
This is why I'll use a gun, if I have to
>>26673828
Do you do drugs?
What's your favorite pizza topping
PS don't do it my guy
>>26675670
I'm not white. Read the thread bucko.
>>26675720
>>26675720
Email your skype to me at [email protected]
Or your kik or whatever I guess
>>26675644
That's precisely what I'm doing. I'm not pretending otherwise. I'm hoping that I'll just calm down before it's too late. When I'm alone and trapped in my thoughts I start freaking out. I always feel better when talking to someone.
>>26675814
Mushrooms and black olives
>>26675785
I said i had brain problems
>>26675612
Hurry up faggot. Post a picture from your jump spot.
>>26675822
>I'm hoping that I'll just calm down before it's too late.
Op confirmed for attention whoring faggot. Abandon thread.
>>26673828
If you decide to kill yourself I hope it's what you really truly want in your heart of hearts. You're a stranger so I won't pretend that you shouldn't or that you haven't thought it through... but... please... just thinknifnover once more. If you really want to then god speed anon, I wish I possessed your courage and will.
I'm sorry for how things turned out in your life anon. I would have liked to be a person you could have turned to.
I'm sorry anon. I'm so sorry
>>26673828
Lettus know before you jump so i can check the news
>>26675822
Fuck it, I have a throw away kik.
You can talk to me at noicebrew
>>26675911
I can still easily do it at any time. I'm in the area and there's no guardrail. Nothing but a small vault to plunge hundreds of feet into my death.
>>26675911
OP will have a miraculous turn around but only when he's on the verge of killing himself (4 realz guise) just as a nice girl adds him on skype and convinces him not to go through with it
How incredible! Nobody could have seen it coming!
>>26673828
>finally he will end the pain
>one robo life down the swirling drain
Before you end it, can you send me some money, help a fellow robot? Email me @ [email protected]
>>26675994
On this note, if you have any Bitcoin lying around, I really fucking need more dope
Suicide is for pussies. You are fucking over the only people who actually care about you (your family) and I can garuntee that you have a better life than me and half the people on this board.
Not a man anymore
But hey I guess you let the powers that want to destroy you win, it was only a matter of time I guess until you died anyways pussy.
No one in this thread knows you or cares, they are fakes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGDHfcZVOg
What happened to nice senpai? He never bothered adding me.
>>26675994
All my money is going to my family since we're poor.
>>26676029
>1 hour and 48 minutes ago
Why aren't you dead yet?
>>26676020
>normie normie go away
>let this robot die today
>>26676029
I'm senpai too, anon
>>26676044
I'm a few stops away from the bridge. I thought someone was going to add me but whatever. I guess I should go the whole way.
>>26676044
HMMMMMMM
I wonder why
brb guys killing myself in 20 minutes
skype - superdepressedrobot
kik - robotpepewojak
>>26673828
will you buy me a xtra large pepperoni pizza from my local Dominos? i'm really hungry.
>>26676069
>Post a pic
>Live forever as an /r9k/ epic
>>26676051
I'm not a normie, I'm just not a coward
Honestly I changed my mind after reading a few posts, OP KILL YOURSELF
I have a friend like you who "attempted suicide" many times and hes such a shit head, always stealing and lying, totally egocentric doesn't realize that other people have lives outside of his.
Live to spite the people that drove you to die. All those high school kids don't even remember you.
punch god in the face
>>26676077
Not me.
Box box
i bet youre not even in your 20s yet
>>26676116
>Now that you've seen the light
>you see OP's future isn't that bright
>>26673828 these dum dum normies wanting to prolong you're suffering, i hope you finally have some peace. also please do sharpie in pooper. do you want to be known as the "Sharpie in pooper" guy rather then some random guy who died?
>>26676157
;_;
>boo hoo stacey wont slobber on my ding dong
>WELP TIME TO FUCKING MURDER MYSELF
here another tip, I've always told myself that if I was going to kill myself I'd have to go on a shooting spree
Don't shoot up a school you gotta shoot up a government official, try to assassinate Hillary Clinton (JK FBI)
OP here. If you want to add me or wishers l whatever my skype is omnishake
I'm going back into the subway
>>26676228
someone call the cops on this goober
>>26676228
Do a flip, and I'll remember you.
>>26676228
yell IM DOIN THIS FOR YOU BERNIE
>>26676218
>Calm down friend
>Its just a goof and gaff
>My poems are only to make you laugh
;_;
>>26676422
ha ha ha ha ha
hablox
>>26673828 did you at least get to use a futa onahole?? maybe thats why u r sad and ur life is bad i dont blame u if thats the case
>>26673828
>killing yourself
>when you can kill the ones who put you in this situation
>>26676422
>an OP with dicks in his head
>woke up one day and thought, "im better off dead"
>but soon he found out
>that he still had his doubts,
>but too late, for all his clout
>he was already falling,
>soon to be dead
I am not half the poet you are sir
>>26676597
>THIS
pussies get sad, get homicidaly mad
and make a difference in this evil society that put you here.
fuck the system
>>26673828 do u at least have a waifu? if not name one and then we will start the ritual dakimakura ship pyre so u can meet her in the afterlife
>>26673828
Why did you make this thread instead of a farewell thread? I guess this technically counts as one, but it doesn't give off that vibe of a fond farewell to me. I guess having people interact with you by asking about your life, allowing you to reminisce on life together, but it kinda feels attention seeking to me, and might bring more of the "don't do it" folk.
Anyways, I respect your decision and I wish you the best anon. Only the dead know peace from this suffering
>>26676599
Nice dubs and you made me laugh, the bard life aint easy.
>Tumbling fast OP went
>his energy completely spent
>If stacy wont fuck my cock tonight
>Ill jump
>and take my vertical flight
>but no one cared
>the actually begged and pleaded
>"JUMP YOU FAGGOT!"
>"YOU AREN'T NEEDED"
>so with a gasp and a leap
>so was the end
>of that faggy creep
hi op u should definilty read this generic list of reason not to die. i know ur familam love u and theirs a person that likes u (spoiler its me i want to see a sharpie in ur pooper or ur """""""""feminine penis"""""""") xD
I FORGOT to put the list
>>26676774
>survivors regret after the jump
Because they lived and are vegetables or close to it, probably.
haha xc
>>26676704
>OP logged on
>to his favorite time sink
>a forum filled to the brim with virginal freaks
>a hugbox filled with disingenuous pleads
>"dont do it!" "you have a life to lead"
>but none the less it was of no help
>they were only typing for themself
>so OP went, to his faithful dam
>jumping over for the nerd's webcam
>soon to be forgotten in the next day
>and all he needed was to get laid
>>26676856 desu all op needs is a tummy full of my cummies prob he ded now tho. or even worse he has to live as a hispanic male :(( ;(
>>26675015
Hey man, we all want out in some way. Your just jealous he might get release.
>>26676942
these threads are despicable IMO
posts like these:
>>26673910
>>26673919
may be good in intention, but if I was going to kill myself, I would be spurned by how fake they are. I can just see the 19 year old nu-male sighing about his own life, and proceeding to read threads about SJWs in other tabs after he typed that.
suicide is for cowards, because if you're too weak to live for your family then you are probably some sort of sociopath, but more likely you are too stupid to realize the repercussions of your actions because you are a young isolated idiot who can''t comprehend things outside of the bubble YOU created (that consequently led to you're death by delusion).
>>26676856
Your ending was superb, but the start was lacking. Overall 7/10.
>The normie jumped
>His brain did splatter
>His organs sprayed agross the ground
>like velvet cake batter
>but nothing changed from his death
>roasties still drew their vile breath
>chads fucked all the grills
>while robots slowly lost their wills
>This is the tale of every suicidal cuck
>for finding peace in death?
>There is no luck
so did he do it ?
>>26677078
I don't know but ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
>>26677061
>a robots life is an ugly thing
>living every day drenched in shame
>a life trapped in a pit of apathy
>a life spent only in changing prisons
>with a million reasons for why hes this way
>it all had to end some day
>>26673828
you a neet?
RIP attention whore OP, we didn't know you at all
how much time until it appears on the news?
>>26676228 his last words were "
I'm going back into the subway" (thats his actual skype) {{{TFW op hasnt felt the sweat release of death and is actuall just at subways:(((
>>26677963
eyyo op get me a BMT while your there
Remember way back when, there were almost daily suicide threads? Remember when if you mentioned reddit you would be mocked into oblivion?
How you feelin? Like relaxed or anxious or what?
>>26678201
feelin kinda lifeless
Rest in peace, OP, you are an hero.
>>26678226
Still here huh? I believe suicide is a solution for sone people. You might imagine a better life, but you kinda know nothing will change. See you on the other side dude.
>>26678226
Still here huh? I believe suicide is the solution for some people. You might imagine a better life, but you kinda know nothing will change. See you on the other side my friend.
>>26678544
That was a joke (lifeless get it). Not OP that bitch is most likely pure salsa being mopped up at the subway
>>26673828
Look anon, if you really don't like yourself, and you want to do something, don't killyourself.
Go to detroit and kill niggers untill one gets you.
Go to germany and kill muslims untill one gets you
Go to a fucking pop concert and kill all the whores there.
Kill your parents
Kill your bullies
Kill the girls who treated you like human garbage.
Then, if your still standing, kill yourself.
But honestly if you wanted to kill yourself you wouldn't have posted about it, you just want D&A
Dick and attention.
>>26678578
No way, he needs to kill some senators or CEOS people that actually matter. Who needs more poor minority martyrs? Allahu Akbar the Bilderberg group, freaking start unloading at a Goldman Sachs meeting. Go find Baron De Rothschild at his pedo sex party and chainsaw his head off
why haven't you done it yet
>>26678653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQthFDpYCys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=314cbwZ-70A
>>26673828Why you always lying?
>>26675795
Hmm.
What kind of man would shoot himself after jumping from a bridge?
>>26679266
nobody loves him :(
at least he can mutual JO with some high school "trap lovers" on his favorite vietnamese suicide-pact forum
>>26679748
Not only did the guy make a thread based "ama"
About "killing himself"
He's making multi-form replies with tripcoded posts.
I've got muck in my blood, it's poisoned me and my position to form opinions.
>>26677059
>too weak to live for your family
implying they deserve anything
>the repercussions of your actions
literally irrelevant for a dead person
OP I couldn't bother to read the thread because of being in the same boat as you but why don't you just pack a back and travel the world?we could do it together desu
hey op pls meet up with that guy who contacted you
it's all gonna be ok
>>26679922
what did your family do? not "understand" you? cut off your neet bux?
even if you were molested, if you have siblings or anyone whos life would be ruined by your death you shouldnt kill yourself. I can't stand suicidal idiots, they aren't men, they are femboys ruled by emotions too stupid to see beyond their own ego and clouded judgement. i bet you are under 20
>>26679885
I'm a schizo with no friends no life and no emotions with voices telling me to off myself daily. But these fuckboys are trying to kill themselves over a bit of virgin feels and social isolation. It could get a whole lot worse (or better! probably not)
I hate suicide, I would tell these idiots to kill themselves but they might actually do it
When people kill themselves, they have thoughts like, "people are gonna miss me when I'm gone!" and stuff like that. It's why they always leave those passive agressive suicide notes, in order to throw their guilt around past death, so don't give me any of that
>>the repercussions of your actions
>literally irrelevant for a dead person
they clearly think about what people are going to do after they die. But guess what, no one actually cares! Even your mom will forget about you given enough time, everyone will. Suicide is for attention whores. Classic example is our tripfagging OP here.
>>26680453
>over a bit of virgin feels and social isolation
Sickens me 3bh.
I don't have the words to articulate my annoyance.
>>26680613
I know how you feel, I've dealt with robot-type sadness and suicidal thoughts forever, so now I'm a veteran of shit brains. All these posts make me embarrassed and angry because I used to think like they did. And they will still justify suicide. I swear /r9k/ is mostly high school children.
>the person who made this thread could be dead by now
I know he probably is not, but damn this is a weird feeling.
>>26680083
OP has been dead for 4 hours mate.
>>26680722
Welp time to join the cause. Or should I travel around. I don't know if I even feel like that anymore.
>>26673828
its been 5 hours you dead yet mate ?
>>26676135
easy there edge lord.
>>26680703
don't pretend like you actually care whether or not he'd dead. You'll fap play some "vidya" and forget all about this tomorrow I guarantee it. Or maybe you'll remember this just to spite me
>>26674655
This.
Listen to this man/woman, OP.
>>26680401
on the contrary, the people with the most collateral damage opportunity should kill themselves immediately
it's time to dispense with the age of pushing things under the rug
it's time for some implosions on a grand scale
>>26680703
OP didn't kill himself, isn't going to kill himself, and was only looking for attention. On top of all that he's only 20 years old. What a fucking lame ass.
If two astronauts were on the moon, and one started killing the other with a moon rock, would that be fucked up or what?
>>26681139
Isn't that a movie
>>26681217
>>26681139sdfgt
What a fucking faggot, no balls
>>26682411
That faggot is helping robot genocide
