Why haven't you gotten yourself a girlfriend yet?
>>26673563
is that brittany from twitch stream?
Who let the normie in?
Can't get a girlfriend if no girl wants to be my girlfriend.
>jawline
>GIRLfriend
>>26673563
because i'm an ugly loser
>>26673563
you got that nu male look going on
>me and the senpai
That's not how you use that word, people trying to use UK slang are embaresing
>numale
>gf looks like a post tranny that uses too much skin soffener
>emojis
Beta male pls.
>>26673563
Because I refuse to lower my standards like you OP, I'm legit happy that you made it.
But that manface nigga.
>>26673563
lol this is embarrassing
what does it looks like when Crimson Chin over there gives head
I recently moved to a new country. I'm already passed the "new mysterious guy" stage, but can't talk fluently enough to flirt. I just end up double-thinking what I'm saying and stutter in the process. Shit sucks.
>>26673563
Teach me, great king for thou hast ascended from the pit of robotititude and gained for at least on supple moment the ultimate gift of life, female companionship
Seriously bro I'm lonely af
Because I can't date a tranny like you
>>26673596
this bitch is more manly than Brittany
>>26674078
>>26673990
>>26673925
>>26673939
What's it like having a high salt diet?
>>26674249
no one is jealous man
enjoy yourself
>>26673563
>numale
>problematic glasses
He just enjoys providing for someone else's leftovers...
how's tyrone's cum taste you beta BITCH
>>26673925
what the fuck is skin softner
>>26674543
The thing that makes your gfs man hands feel nicer.
>>26673563
Even since learning about menstruation and that women naturally have body hair I've just lost all sexual attraction. Disgust overload, basically.
>>26673918
>That's not how you use that word, people trying to use UK slang are embaresing
It's not "UK slang", it's nigger slang from London's nigger ghettos (full of niggers, and South Asians who talk like niggers for some nigger-reason).
Working on it. I'm getting lots of matches on grindr but none of them reply, except this one that was just baiting people in to those sexdating sites you pay for. Yo how do I get chicks to respond? I've tried everything.
>problem glasses
does tyrone know you've left your cuck shed?
>>26673563
Cuz im a suicidal loser with a /fit/ body that has never taken it past 1 night stands
>>26673563
If it's any consolation, people like this who shitpost on r9k or attention-whore about how "good" their life/relationship is on snapchat or other social media are probably terrible individuals and relationships like these tend to be unstable.
>>26674543
Cum applied to your skin or gf's skin by the bull
>>26674662
>Working on it. I'm getting lots of matches on grindr but none of them reply, except this one that was just baiting people in to those sexdating sites you pay for. Yo how do I get chicks to respond? I've tried everything.
Isn't grindr a gay thing?
>>26673563
How insecure are you that you feel the need to brag on r9k?
>>26674731
I thought that's what they called tinder, because you need to grind to get a date out of it?
>calling it a family when you just have a dog
White people, everyone.
>comes to r9k to gloat about his 4/10 "girlfriend"
Now I understand why you are here
>>26674662
Damn I just got another one of those. Is anybody on Tinder even real?
Prep the bull OP
>>26673563
Nice mandibular prognathism
>>26674755
Checkdoriginaru commentaru
>>26674555
Trips of truth senpaiOf course not an original comment how dare you
>>26673563
My sides have taken off.
The worst part is that you have to seek validation from virgins on the internet to make yourself feel better. Its seriously the same as walking into a high school chess club mid tournament with your girlfriend at your arm because you're too insecure of your own masculinity, you just look like an idiot.
Even the losers mock you holy fuck.
Go away Norman
End your laifu with a knifu
>>26674249
>people who use "Salt" unironically
It's basically a modern Reddit "u mad"
