Describe your ideal gf.
any girl i'm physically attracted to that i can do fun stuff with and chill with on top of sex
so basically, a best friend who is a girl that i also enjoy sticking my penis in on occasion
>>26673408
>2d
>cute
>open minded
>introvert
>can cook
>prefers small dick
>loyal and submassive
>Thin
>Nice legs
>Nice ass
>White, Latina, Middle Eastern, pale Indian as long as they're middle class and not super into their culture
>Quiet and kind
>Not a huge pain in the ass to deal with
>Likes to cook and watch TV with me
>Capable of talking about stuff that matters (politics, global issues etc)
>>26673408
>Between 175 cm and 187 cm
>Good looking a bit
>Virgin
>Between 20 and 28
>Believe on one of the Abrahimic religions
>Not a materialist
>Not following today's trends heavily
>Really really really loyal
>somewhat qt
>actually really likes me
>i actually really like them
>has some sort of shared interest
>down-to-earth/reasonable
>at least decently intelligent
>somewhat active/dominant or at least can be and isn't completely passive all the time
>naturally compassionate person to everyone (even normies)
>likes doing stupid/saccharine cutesy shit together
Shorter than me or considerably taller than me
STEMlord
Moderately conservative
Introverted or neutral
Monogamous
Coloured eyes
Dark or white hair
Sort of curvy but healthy bmi and physically active, likely to survive child birth
Larger breasts suitible for feeding many babies
Good hip waist ratio
Pouty lips bit small mouth overall
High cheek bones
>>26673408
-not fat(a bit chubby is okay though)
-at least an average face
-likes outdoor activities
-no pancake tits
-is not significantly mentally ill
-faithful
>literally kirino
White Hispanic
STEMlord or at least not an SJW NEET
It's okay for her to be bitchy, as long as she isn't BPD or princess syndrome
Classy without being snooty
Down to earth
Huge hips
Thick eyebrows
Knows how to wear heels
Smiles a lot
Has a sense of humor
Is employed and doesn't expect to be taken care of
I don't mind nonvirgins, considering that I'm in my 30s and it is unreasonable to expect, but I expect a woman to not dredge her past partners up constantly unless necessary.
Not fat
Not black
Normal body
Play vidya
a mid term bitween normie and fembot
fun and play guitar
Cute cybernetic girl who follows orders
>cute
>funny
>maternal/kind
>romantic and sentimental
>demure but also lewd
>not passive aggressive or bitchy
>logical
>not a doormat
>About my height.
>Thin/athletic.
>Long arms, long legs, long fingers.
>Has at least one hobby/interest/professional skill that she excels in.
>Is interested in more things than that one hobby/interest/professional skill.
>Self reliant.
>No high heels/miniskirts.
>No penis.
>>26673768
like Chii from chobitz, best waifu ever, always happy to see Hideki even though the guy is a loser
IDEAL
>4'10
>100lbs, above or under depending on build, preferably thick and over
>white
>short hair
>NEET, preferably with some sort of income like welfare
>not a materialist
>spends vast majority of time indoors
>preferably /d/eviant since I'd probably get bored with someone who is turbo vanilla
Someone I'd be happy with
>4'9-6'5
>weight of no particular importance if within thin-chubby range
>any race except middle eastern, indian or black african (african americans are fine if light skinned)
>hair doesn't really matter much
>accepts my current NEETdom
>doesn't expect me to pay for her shoes and shit all the time, can buy her own stuff
>accepts that I'm indoors vast majority of time
>not a huge scat fetishist
>tfw no Mithra gf
>>26673408
Are these the four main personalities?
>>26673408 (OP)
>Between 4'8" and 5'8".
>Cute.
>Virgin.
>Between 16 and 23
>Skinny.
>Petite with small boobs.
>Dresses conservatively
>As loyal as me.
>Will let me cuddle whenever.
>Not very horny.
>Has similar interests.
>Doesn't go out at night.
>Doesn't drink or do drugs.
I'm good looking but I don't expect to be able to find a girl like this.
Would anyone else marry themselves in a qt woman form?
>>26674123
>not very horny
You mean any woman?
>>26674192
I've never had sex so I wouldn't know. If that's true why is it so hard to find a virgin?
>>26674162
Totally, I'm a swell guy with good interests and while I'm a bit mentally damaged I'm aware of it and don't bother anyone with it.
Would be a good qt/10
>>26674248
Because when women get horny every once in a while, they get sex. When a men gets horny (closer to everyday), we use porn.
>>26673488
>>Virgin
>>Between 20 and 28
>>26674162
YES!! I seconded this
>>26674162
i guess so. i hate myself but the other me would also hate themselves so we'd have that in common
>>26674303
I don't think that's true. I rarely get horny and I doubt women just decide "hey I'm horny today I'm gonna go fuck someone".
>>26674324
It's possible, I knew one
She was heavily mentally ill though
Being virgin at this age means there's something so wrong with the girl that she managed to discourage the tidal waves of dicks available at every corner
>6/10 or better
>kind
>warm and friendly
>likes to see me happy
>lets me make her happy
>likes to do cute shit
>wants to hold my hand
>doesn't mind me being soft around her
>wants my kids
one can dream I suppose
>>26674356
Or maybe she just didn't want a boyfriend? Is that so hard to believe?
>>26674381
I was her first bf, she was 26 at the time
She is a very very damaged person
>>26674355
>"hey I'm horny today I'm gonna go fuck someone".
Trust me. I dated a Stacy once. That was exactly how it went down. Also, not getting horny much makes you a fricking gem in their eyes. Most guys get horny all the fricking time.
>>26674324
>>26674356
There's girl who wait, they are few but there's some out there.
In the end I want a special girl and I know how hard it's to find one...
>>26674400
And you generalize this to every girl?
>>26674400
26 I a bit different then 20, and even then I had an aunt who never had a boyfriend until 28. She was pretty normal but a combination of being shy and working a lot made it hard to get a boyfriend.
>>26674414
>I dated Stacy
Kek
I don't get horny much but that doesn't mean I'd take a used up girl. I expect her to be a virgin.
>>26674462
Girls, just like men, desire cose companionship in form of a relationship. Which means they will pursue one when they have the possibility.
If someone at a high age hasn't had a relationship yet it's likely there's something worng with that person.
>>26673408
Enjoys me and my company
>>26674500
I actually started dating her when she was a virgin. Now she's used up, though.
As someone who's actually taken a girl's virginity, though, the experience is actually pretty traumatic. Blood. Everywhere.
>>26674508
Most of my matches on OkCupid are virgins for religious purposes, and so is me. It's just people want to wait and have sex with only one person on their life, I know it's hard to imagine today with Stacies being the role models on the pop culture, but some people still think like that.
>>26674550
>the experience is actually pretty traumatic. Blood. Everywhere.
depends how developed a hymen she has, can range from pussy almost fully closed to barely existing
>inb4 cuck
>>26674550
I don't mind blood. It's better than knowing some other guy was fucking her before me.
>>26674595
Why? Is it a self-worth issue? Do you feel like if you don't share your virginity with another woman, it won't be as special?
>>26674618
Yes, I think it's something special you save for the right person. It's a much more emotional thing for me than pleasurable.
>kind, caring, nurturing type(doesn't exist anymore)
>likes doing nature stuff and astronomy
>weeb like me
>loyal, won't cuck me
>can be kind of dominating
>likes animals
>>26674665
As much as I wanna say different, you're right. It's the most passionate moment of your life.
>shorter than me
>cute
>pretty smile
>brunette
>jew nose, I dunno how else to describe it
>does drugs
>likes the same shows I do
>playful
>round booty
>loves to cuddle
>clingy
>laughs at my jokes
>thinks I'm smart
>>26674618
>Not that guy
It's just jealousy, we guys (classic ones at least) feel jealous of past bfs too. It feels more special to be the only guy on the girl's life. And we want her to be the only girl in our life too...
And differently more emotional that pleasurable thing, like if she lost her virginity on an accident or she born without one I would be as much as happy about it.
>>26673569
Unstable bitch with massive emotional problems?
better firstly describe "ideal yourself" and then ideal SO
>willing to put up with me
>exist
>kind
>soft spoken voice
>smart, mind like a steel trap
>likes music
>somewhat submissive
>short but curvaceous
>really silky long hair
>pale skin
>somewhat introverted
>likes reading and video games
>wears glassesis a 2d girl
>>26673768
Ikaros a QT
good choice anon
>>26673431
basically this. would be nice, if you could just walk up to a girl and say "hey, i think you're attractive, if you think the same we could hang out" but somehow this is not a yes/no matter.
>>26674828
In my country it's exactly like that.
>I like you wanna be my gf?
>Give me few days to think about it...
days later
>I think I like you too, let's do it
or
>I don't think I like you back, we can be friends
>>26674952
Japan pls.
>>26673408
>committed
>honest
>like me despite my flaw.
>healthy weight, height doesn't matter.
>like to do stuff together.
>no shitty music, tv or materialistic desire.
>>26675038
Nah.
In Japan it's basically:
>We are already gf/bf
>bf "admits" he likes gf
>gf says yeah I like you back
or
>No I'm not sure... It's not a serious relation... I see you as friend...
>Small
>Petite
>long sleek hair
>Pale
>C-U-T-E
>outgoing
>caring
>adorable
T-T Iris why you hate me, it was God's Fault he gave me this body!
>>26675112
>also not a feminist piece of shit of course.
>likes me
>likes being cared for excessively and obsessively
>ok with me being on the suffocating side of clingy
>biologically female
>low sex drive or puts up with my low sex drive
>believes in eternal love
>believes that relationships take work to make them work and is willing to put that work in
>wants me around 24/7
>accepts me for who I am but still tries to help me become a better person>emails me at [email protected]
>manhating feminist
>or at least just a feminist
>or just hates men
>maybe doesn't have many friends
>mentally ill
I'm outta luck anons. I'm a male version of my ideal gf I just realized huh.
>write down perfect gf description
>about to post
>read it to myself
>remember its pointless
>>26675251
How do you know she's not lurking here right now waiting for her description to be posted?
>successful and rich businesswoman
>large breasts
>thin
>dominant, but not physically
>very high sex drive
>likes muscles
Or alternatively,
>NEET loser
>skinny nerd girl
>doesn't care about anything
>very high sex drive
>wants to stay in our apartment all day and do nothing but have sex and enjoy things
>>26674952
Which country? Does it work with strangers and if you are unatractive?
>A little shy
>White
>Big Ass
>Big natural tits
>Between 170cm - 175cm tall
>White Nationalist
>Doesn't flirt with other guys
>>26674123
i know a girl exactly like that.
who is into loser guys, for some odd reason. she dated a guy who was over 250 lbs and she's 5'4, 108 lbs. she's also my second cousin. she seems perfect for you. i think she's a b-c cup tho, not sure.
minimum
>cute and not fat
>not-batshit insane
>loyal
things that would be nice
>bob cut/short hair
>nice legs
>slender, long tapered fingers
>exercises
>likes birds
>likes cooking
>has actually good taste in music/movies
>demure/wise
>likes me exploring her body
>similar views on things
>likes guns/respects gun safety
marriage/keeper material qualities
>has a fierce protective streak
>if a female starts shit with me physically, she will step right in and slap the female
>I somehow feel safe opening up to her
the closest I've gotten to this and the closest I ever will isat the end of a drink or two
>>26673408
Average korean girl
>mfw she's the jealous type
>>26675510
I don't think I count as a loser. I'm shy but I'm in good shape and studying.
>>26675307
yeah man i totally agree
i'm just waiting for tomorrows lottery numbers to be posted here and no one else will see them either yeah
>>26675575
the only cons about her is that she procrastinates and is super lazy. she's lucky she has a high metabolism. but another con is she's 15.
>>26673408
female version of myself though not autistic
>>26675616
A lot can change in a few years. 15 is pretty young.
>>26674123
Am I still a virgin if it was only the tip?
>>26675693
No, dumb tomato.
>cute and not fat
>fine about my autistic behaviour
That's all. I don't know, it would be really good she was loyal, be brunette with freckles, dominate and shit, but that's some insanely high requirements (as well as being fine about me being retarded in most social situations, that's even higher).
>>26675679
I only know what I see on facebook. she hates 3rd wave feminism and tumblr. if i wasn't her cousin i'd date her. also her humor is satirical almost.
>>26675693
No
congratulations, you're a whore
>>26675877
wew might as well go fuck 100 tinder guys then, thanks r9k
>>26673408
>14-18
>white
>at least a 4/10 herself, preferably has good male genes in her family
>not a roastie
>>26675892
you're on the way to becoming a true fembot
>>26675895
>14-18
Either ephebe or underage b&.
>>26675852
I would if she lived nearby.
>Really rich
>Loyal to a fault
>16-26
>Virgin
>Big tits
>I'm talking watermelon big
>I'm not even joking
>Innie
>Very light blonde hair
>Long legs
>Wants a family
>Likes what I like
>Smart
>Dumb
>Bigger tits
>Longer legs
>Even richer
>Is literally my fucking slave pet with huge tits and legs and money
>>26676043
Well my family is separate from hers since we're not really a tight knit family. i think she lives in North USA or somewhere close to there.
Why do people prefer innies?
>17-22
>homely
>average tits
>average ass
>innie pussy
>blonde hair
>hazel/blue eyes
>around 5'4"
>enjoys dresses over pants
>mute
>>26676125
Because outy bellybuttons are disgusting
>asian
>artist (music, writing, painting, etc)
>loyal
>no physical deformities
>good sense of humor
>kind of a loner
A cute boy who bullies me and loves me
>cute face
>at least medium hair, preferably longer
>likes braided hair, twintails that go down the shoulders (straight hair is also fine)
>5'4-5'7
>petite/small frame or thin/average frame
>any sort of chest that's not saggy
>kind
>loyal
>wouldn't mind relying on me or me relying on her sometimes
>not too keen on socializing
>few to none friends, preferably not because of mental instabilities
>if she's got any complexes about her looks, they'd disappear after she'd get showered by me proving she's hella cute all the time
>she likes to draw
I'm mostly hooked by brunettes but that doesn't really matter in my list of parameters.
Realistically my standards are vastly lower, though.
>>26676170
boys can't be gfs anon
>not overweight
>good hygiene
>virgin
>kind, gentle, motherly
>likes kissing/cuddling/holding hands
>loyal
>somewhat dominant, takes charge if I clearly have no idea how to handle something
>interests similar to mine
>>26676170
I can hate you yet treat you nicely, how's that
>>26676066
This is the reason why most of you guys in this board are lonely as fuck. You don't settle and expect 2D version of girls to be in 3D. Grow up.
>>26676214
i think he was sort of joking
>smart
>dumb
everyone has their own standards
>>26676214
Sorry next time I'll make it even more clearly that it wasn't a serious post.
You incredibly dense fucklug
>>26673408
Smart but acts stupid
Doesn't do "trendy" shit
Not skeleton skinny but can't be called fat
Brunette
Naturally attractive (doesn't whore up with too much makeup)
Do coop dark souls runs With me
Act like an asshole just as much as I do
>>26673408
I just want somebody who loves me.
mens ideal gf:
>honest
>shy and quiet
>friendly
>caring
>loves to cuddle
womens ideal bf:
>tall
>tall
>tall
>TALL
>TALL
>TALL
>TTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
Women are disgusting
>>26673408
>Black or ginger hair
>Small, like less than five feet
>Doesnt have to have particularly great tits or ass, just attracted to me
> 100% faithful
>Likes the same sort of vidya/comics/tv shows
Too bad my right hand is my only company right now.
>>26676348
Don't try to act like you don't care faggot
Everyone has ideals
>>26676373
Maybe if you're a normie faggot with high standards you don't deserve. I'd legit take anyone who loved me at this point.
>>26676214
>deadpool poster
>dumb post
Makes sense.
>>26676349
>be tall
>nobody likes me enough to take the initiative
>never ask anyone out because I overthink everything, especially in close proximity of a qt
>>26676399
Ya got me my standards are the death of me,
But a mans got to have principles
Basically my girlfriend right now, except 3 things:
1. She didn't have emotional outbursts or cry over little shit like being hungry.
2. She had more money, like just more wealthy
3. She had an interest in science, like I do.
>>26676348
This anon has it right. I'd even settle for someone simply liking me.
>>26676349
>tfw 5'10 in a land where 6ft is the AVERAGE and scientists are now proving people here are that tall because women only wanted tall men.
I live in a country that's the most anti-manlet on the planet. We've literally started breeding manlets out of existence. Being average height in the rest of the world IS NOT ENOUGH HERE. The Netherlands is unironically the most Stacey country on the planet.
Short black hair, chin lenght preferably.
Pretty face, it doesn't have to be godesslike.
Wear glasses, but not feminist cat glasses.
Tall at least 1.70 cm fuck imperial.
Smart, I wanna have cheerful conversations about anything no matter how stupid or mundane it could be.
She doesn't have to be a hardcore gamer or into anime, but I can be happy if she has some likeness on that kind of stuff.
She dresses in a "nerdy" way but without going full intenet cancer IRL.
I don't care about big tits or big ass, I prefer legs, shit makes me diamonds.
She has her own ambitions and goals
And the most important one, that she doesn't cheat on me no matter how many chads ar after her.
>>26676435
>my girlfriend right now
fuck off normie
>tan
>can pull off short hair well
>slightly fit, noticeably toned navel and thighs
>technically imperfect face but one i still find cute nonetheless
>short, under 165cm or 5'5''
>fun to talk to
>shares the same hobbies as me
>loyal
>enjoys long marathons of cuddling
>>26673408
I was going to but then I realized there's no point.
>>26676879
So basically a girl
>beautiful chiseled jaw
>small breasts
>muscular
>virgin
>likes anime
>cute feminine penis
>We have two successful threads already about females decribing their ideal partner.
>A thread about men describing their ideal partner dies slowly.
Why??
>Cute but not too cute
>thin
>virgin
>between 20 and 28
>kinda shy
>same interests
>likes me a lot
>knows that I like her a lot
>medium height
>not super muscley
>good in bed
>likes secksy time
>watches tv and snuggles
>good hugs and kisses
>>26677614
>virgin
>good in bed
What?
>>26677494
Because anybody will do, but nobody is realistic.
>I'm 5'4 so anyone between 5'4 and 4'11
>not a hamplanet
>likes the same vidya (wrpg/jrpg/tps/rts)
> has a good or at least decent moral compass
> pretty lips
and thats about it
> submissive at least sexually
>>26677649
naturally good in bed
Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
poof
>>26677735
Ya good luck with that. Having sex for the first time as a girl is extremely painful
>asian
>ugly/average/cute
>lives in Sweden
That's it.
>>26677735
That really doesn't happen. I don't know a single girl who had a great first time and was ~naturally~ good in bed, lmao, it takes practice and experience to become good in bed. Same for men.
But topkek'd at /r9k-virgins and their expectations, want a virgin waifu who's naturally an expert!
>>26674162
>5/10
>not a braniac, but not retarded by any definition
>mildly autistic
>bottomless sex drive
By definition, she would share all of my fetishes. That alone is reason enough.
>>26677815
Dude, everyone wants a car that has run 0 miles but drives naturally.
>>26673408
> somewhat QT, anything above a 4/10 will do
> respects me even with my shortcomings
> somewhat intelligent(has a degree) and has aspirations
> likes my weird sense of humour
pretty much all I want in a girl
>petite, dark hair and pale skin
>sensitive, sweet, upbeat but not bubbly, loyal
>positive personality, not judgmental/gossipy
>has intellectual and artistic interests
>capable of holding an extended conversation
>likes both passing the time quietly as well as going out and doing stuff
>preferably virgin, at most no more than 3 or 4 ex-bfs
>longer hair, occasionally fixes it differently
>QT
>at least 5'4"
>hygienic
>isn't annoying personality-wise
>cute
>funny
>loyal
>smart
>good person
Anything else is just a bonus
>>26673408
She is a female.
Thats it.
I have been so alone that I can take care of myself in any aspect.
>>26673408
Aryan
Cute accent
Not fat
Any height
Prepper
Likes anime
Likes vidya
Likes guns
Likes me
>White
>Shorter than 5.5
>Red hair or Blue hair
>Slightly bigger than usual thighs
>Medium Sized Tits
>Medium Sized Ass
>Clean and shaven pussy
>Virgin
>Either Very shy or Very confident (no in between bullshit)
>Has a nice name (exotic or just generally pleasant to say)
>Loves to cuddle
>Respects my hobbies
>Is kinky
>Is dominant
>Has big family with lots of siblings
>Is not a normiefag pleberian stacie
>Is racist towards non-whites
>Can suck dick like 10 Dyson vacuum cleaners morphed together like a huge power ranger statue
>Let's me slap the shit out of her during sex
>Hates Animals
>Agrees with me on most things
>Wants to have kids
>Has both sharingan and the rinnegan
>>26678184
the only good answer jesus you guys are faggots
>>26673408
Must
>kind of heart
>can hold me tight because I need to be kept safe
>open for new experiences such as exploring the world
>honest
Liked
>understanding of some issues I have, which won't affect her too much but does to me
>likes to have a philosophical chat now and then
>doesn't mind it when I gaze into her eyes or stroke her ear
>would like to be pampered so I can cook for her and do everything from time to time
>not too tall, or too fat, but I don't typically judge on looks
Keeper material
>Fit and qt or petite
>knows that passion is a two way street
>romantic and passionate in general
>likes to lay down on my chest so I can wrap my strong arms around her
>likes pale blue eyed boys
>is European or wants to be because it's best place
>likes to cook
I could go on forever though... Anyone wanna step in here?
I don't even want a girlfriend
Pic related, but not blind.
>>26673408
>6.5/10
>INTP
>likes the same music
>has the same humor
>not caught up in mainstream culture
>>26673408
>can challenge me physically and mentally
>shares muh religion
>romantic idealistic virgin
>reads Tolkien
>harbors latent warrior princess fantasies
>curious and adventurous
>playful and energetic
>loyal and honorabu
>ywn have a pure warrior princess gf
>>26681305
>>shares muh religion
>muh religion
what's that. Your belief in a god who lets people mentally abuse and traumatize each other to such an extend they're actually dead on the inside? One that'd state we're all his children but only some deserve salvation?
Fuck that dude. Fuck you.
Why don't femanons respond to this thread that would be nice.
>>26681495
wew lad
bumping for femanon replies.
female
not fat
doesn't hate me
>>26673408
Tulpa-tier, Tbh family.
I'd like a partner to study the world with. Some ideas of how we'd work together:
>go traveling around the world
>go on long walks together
>create art, music, poetry, writing etc. at each other side, bouncing on one another for ideas and feedback
>casually study lots, whatever interests us: mathematics, science, astronomy, history, music, philosophy, poetry etc.
>try whatever new things either is interested in
>explore and understand sexuality
>make each other laugh
>watch the sky, watch the stars, watch the sunrise, watch the sunset
>support each other intellectually, financially, emotionally, spiritually, wellbeing, practically
>talk a lot, sit in silence a lot
Too bad I'm a useless NEET.
>>26673408
pic related but real
oregano comment
my gf tb quite h :^)
>sexually aggressive
>red hair
>freckles
>~160-175cm tall
>innie vag
>cup size C
>bodyshape, hard to define but fit. Medium size bottom, slim neck. Very few visible arteries. Typical women hips (nothing special required)
>introverted
>smart
>Can hold hour long conversations about pointless subjects just like my brother and I do (recently talked about if stuff that's technically 'within our universe' (functionally from the 'outside' or just physically/positionally. Or an implementation detail) but are completely inconsequential for the universe are 'reality'I was right, it's part of our reality. But he's afraid if we accept that then it'd be a reason to save all crazy unfalsifiable ideas which may appear and that's inconvenient. I agree
>into trying new things
>can listen to work related problems I have and understand + give input (not as hard as it sounds usually)
>has a special interest that she's very engaged in and shares openly
>likes me personally and likes the things I want to do. Dislikes the thing is do I don't want to do
>can lovingly describe what she likes about me in detail
>aims to be an empathic person but understands the fact that a lot of actions have consequences that seem counter to their intended effects
>relies more on stats than I do when she makes judgements
>isn't opposed to the idea of designing our summer house we will build next to our forest (Eventually inherited)
(1/2)
>>26673408
>No more than one dimension too much
My chances to find a 3D girl IRL that likes me and fits my standards, which aren't quite strict anyways, are slim, since those standards came from years of games, animu & mango.
>>26682567
>prefers to dress super casually and doesn't force herself to empathize any of her features but takes measures to look good that doesn't impede her comfort too much (like shaving armpits/vag once a month or showering)
>is genuinely appreciative of my affections and has a slight doubt about them which I will try to convince her isn't the case
>she will never stop having these doubts but she will be happy regardless
>knows how to cook about as well as me
>share culinary preferences
>likes wine for non-special dinners (in moderation, focus on taste)
>vegetarian (I'm not, yet anyway)
>reads self-improvement books regularly because she's interested in optimal performance
>accepts that I work out a lot
>accepts that I may very well be busy with work a lot of the time
>accepts that I want time with the kids too and would work a part time if required to allow me some home with kids time
>comfortable being a housewife if money isn't an issue an it'd be best for the kids
>comfortable with me being a housegroom (whatever you call it) - || -
>looks for flaws in our situation and have ideas to fix them
>is caring an compassionate when I'm down
>has similar expectations of me as I do for her (remember, these are ideals.)
>loves to hug way too much. Way more than me and I hug too much already (atleast here, Sweden. A cold place admittedly)
>doesn't stop hugging when I feign disapproval (I always get around to liking it
>easily abandons entertainment like I do
>help each other find new fun things
>likes to explore locally doesn't like traveling far.
>is OK with either Sambo or marriage
>is OK with breaking up if we both lose the spark eventually (when kids are out)
>wants adjacent Graves
>likes Christian traditions (doesn't have to be religious, unimportant)
>could move away from Sweden if things go bad
>fully supportive of our fallout shelter efforts
I could go on probably..
(2/2)
anyone with a face and body similar to Erica. I could get past anything mentally.
>nice hips
>blonde, blue eyes but not really pale
>prudish and unemotional, not very interested in sex
>wears shirts a lot
>about the same height as me 5'9
>Skinny
>Does some cardio with me
>Cook
>Employed
>Loyal
>Dresses modestly
>No sexual experience
>Not a liberal or feminist
>Won't fuck other men behind my back
>Long hair and wears it down a lot
>Cares about my existence
>Loves to cuddle
>Thinks I'm funny
>Plays vidya
>Doesn't want sex every hour of every day
>Enjoys me being around her
>>26673431
First post best post.
I want to have Nibutani as a gf though.
>>26682777
trips
also what if the girl has extensions. does it bother you??
>>26673408
>Describe your ideal gf.
A harem.
pic related w/o the horn
>tall
>strong
>massive soft tits and ass
>incredibly compassionate and kind
>loves to hug and cuddle
>doesn't mind me spending hours enveloped between, or sucking on her breasts
>likes to be a girly girl
>very protective
>can defend herself
>can cook
>enjoys sweets
>not ashamed of her size
>innocent and forgiving
>>26673408
literally any of those girls in that picture or 99% of other cute anime girls
why can't 2d be real
>>26682567
>>26682636
>this
>from a robot
There's just no way. This probably doesn't exist even. Nobody like that would want some bitch little faggot who posts on /r9k/
Give up kid.
>>26682954
These are ideals anon. Anything towards these are great. Not much required really. Looks being the least important but obviously does weigh something.
>>26682926
implying implying implying 2d girls would like you either lmaoooo
All I want is a non-fat girlfriend. Just someone who doesn't think I'm worthless.
If I was more demanding, someone who can appreciate just sitting in silence for hours. Someone who would rather sit in by a cozy fire and read.
>>26682636
>tfw you described mom aside from looks, excessively intimate things and things you couldn't really know.
Freud is right.
>American
>likes video games
>>26673408
>cute
>introverted
>works in medical field like me
>not only gf but also bff
>athletic like me
>between 20-35
>far right political views
>>26682909
did you read my mind?
My ideal gf already exists as a tulpa.
Stocking ;-;
>Looks
Pic related, wouldn't change a thing
>Personality
Good sense of humor
Kind, but not afraid to speak her mind even if it might hurt someones feelings
Honest
Loyal
Understanding
Energetic, but not obnoxiously so, can relax if it isn't the time to be acting as usual
Strong, motivated and pushes herself to be her best
>Other
Shares some of my interests
Virgin
This is non-essential, but it would be nice if she was very talented at something like painting or singing
This is all just for the ideal, there's plenty I could do without.
>>26673408
> Cute
> Not too short, but not tall either, around 5'5'' 5'6''
> Introvert
> Plays vidya
> Not overly independent
> Honest
> Loyal
> Not a complete retard
> Understanding
> Not into trends
> Not SJW
>>26673408
>Not angry.
>Not a fatty.
>Younger than me.
>Wants long term and dem kiids.
Anything else I could learn to like. If she's blind in both eyes and spends $100 a week collecting limited edition plastic cups, I'd still date.
>>26683540
I forgot to say that she should be introverted too, she also loves snow.
>>26675522
>demure
>if a female starts shit with me physically, she will step right in and slap the female
These might be difficult to find in the same person.
>>26676879
>toned navel
wat
>>26673408
Ideal? Here's the impossible wishlist.
>5'11 - 6'1'', just a bit shorter than me
>either brown with black hair or very pale and blond/redhead, with nordic face features
>naturally thick figure but still healthy - no "slightly chubby" bullshit and fuck obesity
>small to medium shapely breasts with small areolas
>outgoing but faithful, socializes better than me
>likes cooking
>puts emphasis on our health through activity rather than diet
>no smoking, no heavy drinking, obviously no drugs
>has a meaningful, creative hobby she's dedicated to
>unusual sense of humour
>rather intelligent, let's say IQ between 100 and 120
>wants to have many children
And if you want to point it out, yes, this does look similar to an average girl's wishlist and I wouldn't even mind if she had the pants in the relationship to take control over me like a passive closet faggot I am.
>very thin, about 50kg in weight
>5'3
>dark brown hair
>long hair
>pale white skin
>green eyes
>a small, a little hooked nose
>a weak jawline
>long neck
>long legs
>natural, trimmed nails and toenails
>little to no makeup
>can see a few ribs when she's lying down
>small breasts, a cup
>outie but not very meaty vagina
>pussy juices smell like grapes and taste like haribos
>hair smells like mint ice cream
>a little acne on her face
>feet with shorter than average toes but not too short
>defined foot arch
>smaller than average buttocks
>very soft, little deeper than thr average woman's voice
>always talks a little quieter than she should
>18
>interested in drawing and art
>likes animals
>likes to cuddle naked
>listens to dub techno
>speaks a little russian
if you answer yes to more than 80% of those statements, please marry me
>>26673408
>neet
>not landwhale
>basically umaru
dark hair, northern french looking, pro church, pro family, wants to have alot of kids, doesn't mind not being rich. a best friend, someone who will love our dog as much as I will, someone who wouldn't divorce me for no good reason or cheat on me. In the world but not of it.
>>26673408
>Little chubby, not obese though
>4/10+
>fine with drug use, but wouldn't do more than weed and the occasional psychedelic
>loving
>caring
>protective
>good sense of humor
>likes anime, vidya, and computers
>likes cuddling, doesn't mind if I get a "cuddle boner"
Tbhfam I really don't care about sex, it'd be nice but it's not super important. I just want someone to love :^(
>>26673408
personality is the most important, she has to be of good nature and operates from a kind and compassionate grounding.
2nd most important is not a slut.
age doesnt matter as long as its 20- 40 (im 25)
physical experience hazel eyes light brownish brunetish hair
ideal height for her 5-8- 5'11
has DDcup boobs and a nice but
big lips big eyes, does her make up really well, on the chubbier and thicker sidewill roleplay as my mommy
>>26685286
>lots of kids
> not rich
That's gonna be a hard life
>>26682909
great taste anon
I consider Tio and Kagari to be perfect gf's
see pic
hopefully genetic engineering will achieve this in our lifetime
>thin
>virgin
yep, that's it.
Caring, loyal,loves me
>>26677756
It depends on the girl that's not always true. Hymens aren't always in tact when girls have sex the first time.
>>26677746
Why don't you want kids eeyore?
>Proves herself to be trusting through genuine affection.
>Persistent in her concerns and her aspirations relating to our mutual benefit.
>Has the decency to tell me, with actual reason, when I'm being a fuck up, because she cant stand the sight of the one she loves in a position that he could of avoided.
Roughly 70 tons, ten feet tall, twelve feet wide, overlapped road wheels, a high performance engine capable of putting out 700 horse power, a 71 calibre gun with 88mm shells, sloping frontal armor that is 185mm thick and and comfortable interior.
Wait, what are we talking about again?
>human
>female
>alive
sums it up desu
>loyal
>non feminist/liberal/sjw
>enjoys similar hobbies
>not a complete idiot that needs to be coddled
>around my level of attractiveness
In that order. Is it too much to ask?
>>26679417
>Is dominant
>Lets me slap the shit out of her during sex
Pick one or the other.
A strong tall bara tiger or mr.peanutbutter (who will vote trump), and will play vidya with me...oh girl freind...I dunno some fat white bitch that will let me play vidya or play with me while I fuck her into next week.
>>26673768
Soon(tm)
Original, don't steal please.
>>26673408
>white blonde hair
Pic related
>smiles when she sees me
>sense of humor
>virgin
>not racist
>not an sjw not extremely right wing
>treats my cat like the princess she is
>doesn't constantly take selfies, tweet, Instagram, snapchat, etc.
>no social media is ideal
>in school or has a job
>hygienic
>not fat nor thick
>not taller than me
>likes gentle sex and lots of cuddling
>knows when to leave me alone
>no guy friends
>likes animu and vidya
>doesn't want kids
>no degenerate fetishes
>actually discusses issues instead of giving me the cold shoulder
>doesn't try to fix me or my family
>doesn't try to make me a part of her family
>athiest, ideally, but don't mind a religious gf
>good taste in tv
>shorter than me (6'3)
That's it
>>26690180
Not that she has to be white.
White blonde hair is angelic tho, imo.
This girl is just as beautiful
>>26673408
>Talks to me
>>26682636
Gotta add Caucasian to this tbqh, just because we're going extinct.
>red hair and freckles
Pretty much said it already.
>cute
>small
>asian
>friendly
that's about it
