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>tfw your crush asks out your friend
>tfw she says yes while you're screaming NO in your head
there is no worse feel
Why do fembots love Rustle?
>>26673071
>wake my up and seeing another fembot thread
there are worse feels, guy.
>>26673071
I hope you cried all night bitch.
sooo... just hop on the next chad's dick?
Please fucking stop with the fembot threads. Seriously. Give me one good reason you need them.
>>26673071
I wish you were this anime woman. I would love you, but instead, you're just a fembot.
>tfw you are the only real fembot itt
>Begging for attention of /r9k/ with "muh feels"
Fucking hell, first it was the 'red flags' now this?
Just fucking ignore, and jump on chads dick you fucking whore
which fembot has the biggest boobs here
which fembot has the smallest boobs
post sizes
Try asking out a girl and she laughs for everyone in the floor to hear her say your name with 'oh hell no'.
Fembots need to gtfo or stop complaining about not getting dick
Unless you're a fatass, you have it way better than anyone else here
>>26673071
i can think of worse feels tbqhwymf
>>26673189
>"muh feels"
Welcome to /r9k/.
>>26673071
>tfw wanna go back to sleep but the matinence guy is supposed to come
>have to put on clothes and can't just lay around in my underwear
>>26673266
Why not? I doubt the maintenance guy will care.
lmao i did this to a friend and ive been dating her for over a year now xD
what was the last shit you took like?
>>26673291
This
At a maximum you'll brighten up a working mans day a bit
>>26673143
Because your virgin manbaby tears are delicious to us females.
Disclaimer: I'm not actually female.
>>26673266
Offer him a cup of tea of coffee like a normal person you fucking savage.
>>26673349
pretty good. I eat a lot of vegetables
>>26673071
>Friend says she's coming to town and she wants to hang out
>Make plans
>Last minute text, "Something came up, can't make it this weekend"
>See pictures on social media of her hanging out with other people I know in my town
The feel is crushing.
>>26673203
>someone is not as big of a loser as me
>reeeeee gtfo
>>26673554
you fucking cuckola
>>26673571
Nigger why are you even here?
>>26673119
>Hurrr Chad Chad Chad
You don't get it, he was the only one for me, he was a God in my eyes.
>>26673571
seriously. every goddamn time
>>26673662
Wait three more days, you'll be over him then
Girls don't get broken over men like men get over girls
>>26673554
And this is why you don't associate with normies. You're just a number to them.
>>26673681
This isn't even a belief. There's strong empirical evidence to support this.
>>26673071
Post pics of yourself and your friend lol
Friend where did u go I miss you and I hope you're ok
I'm a alpha saving myself for marriage.
I have already considered fucking and realized that the emotional and spiritual ties you make to people after you lose your virginity to someone aren't worth the trouble in the future.
Today is not a good day to be a man in a world where women have to fuck some dudes to feel like they belong.
To the Stacey and chads out there, have fun trying to explain why you are so paranoid about your partner in marriage.
>>26673681
>>26673731
This. Wait it out roasty.
>ENFIELD EXISTANCE
>>26673786
>an alpha
>posting on an anonymous Mongolian calligraphy board
>feeling the need to state he's an alpha
>actually using the term "alpha"
>>26674201
>KLK
>>26673071
What's the name for this fetish? I get off to cucking girls and other guys
>>26673071
>tfw been thinking of starting to get my life in order
>fucking around with people that obviously like me but don't do anything about it sounds pretty delicious
Even if this is most likely bait, thanks for inspiration.
>>26674253
kek la kek is top tier m80
>>26673071
Fuck off slut, die slut, sage.
>tfw tell my friend not to ask a girl I like out
>he does it to spite me
>>26674323
Why didn't you just... Idk... I dunno... Maybe... Like... Make a move?
She's not yours if you won't try
Time to reclaim this thread for the greater good.
What was your favorite part of Elliot's manifesto. All of it is fantastic but when he left wow holds a special place in my heart. Bret Easton Ellis could never top this.
>>26673071
go to the bar and fuck some random dude. we're basically all the same so it doesn't matter.
turn into a roastie to piss off r9k
>>26673071
OP are you fat? post height & weight or a stomach picture. this is important for context of your post/thread
>>26673786
>claims to be alpha
>is a virgin
sure thing, elliot :^)
>>26673071
>this time last year
>go to a concert
>bassist smiles at me and hands me the setlist
>meet him after the show
>he overtly hits on me and asks what I'm doing
>drop spaghetti and tell him I have to go
>asks me to come see them next time they tour and to meet with him again
>winks
>I am completely oblivious
>only realize what I have done afterwards
>he leaves the band
>tfw I will probably never see him again
>he was the only person to have ever made the moves on me in my whole life
>continue to be single since because I am autistic as fuck
>>26674540
he just wanted to fuck you then never see you again. surely you're not this stupid, are you?
>Ask beta orbiter to get me the Sweetheart Annie skin for League of Legends
>He gets me the Red Riding hood one
Guess who isn't getting more reward hugs anymore?
>that feel when your bf wont let you piss in his mouth or on him at all
>>26674616
btfo
origin
>>26674621
Is this a real feel?
>tfw no girl to do this to me
It's all I want.
>>26674540
>touring band
>Band member hits on you DURING A SHOW
>Thinks he wasn't just looking for a quick shag
Anon pls.
>>26674582
>>26674674
Of course not. I would never sleep with him, especially not someone who likely sleeps with a lot of people. It just felt nice to have someone handsome (and kinda famous) hit on me. I'm probably not great in the sack anyway.
It wouldn't hurt to see him again even if he didn't remember me, because he was very funny and pleasant to be around. Pic related.
>>26674621
hello mystery.jpg
how's it going
> All women like same type of guy
What do you expect, you're basic. Any guy you like, ALL other women like. He's called Chad
>>26673388
Why did you give yourself a name?
>>26673662
Did you ever let him know how you felt?
>>26674688
Fair enough, attention feels good to be honest . He's pretty qt too, if a bit of an alcoholic.
>>26674703
because how else is he supposed to have all the fags contact him to buttfuck as anon?
>>26674745
>we go out to a bar
>have some drinks and casual conversation
>don't get terribly inebriated but not great to drive
>I took public transit so he grabs a taxi for me
>pecks me on the cheek
>never see him again
>>Real Feel (2011) with Huge AckmanI-I think it would be kind of romantic.Whatever. I'm not cut out for these things.
fembots: when was the last time you farted and how did it smell
>>26674849
Just keep trying senpai, you'll find that guy eventually. I thought the same way until I stumbled onto my "Her". You'll make it eventually.
>>26674883
girls don't fart, silly
>>26673388
>doj
Opinion discarded, whiteknight kuck
>tfw best bf in the world and I'm seeing him tomorrow
>>26674883
>when
like 5min ago
>how did it smell?
pretty dank
>>26676715
where di you meet him? on /r9k/ perhaps?
>>26675136
This
girls dont even have assholes
That's why shit comes out of their mouths whenever they open it
>>26676715
>tfw no souji gf
Why can't women be perfect?
>>26674616
thats the best annie skin u dumn fucking bitch
>>26673071
sorry this happened to you .
>>26678143
But I wanted the other one.
What's the point of keeping him if he can't follow some basic instructions.
>>26673071
>tfw on period
>tfw diarrhoea
Feels disgusting
This may be a stupid question, but do fembots realize that life is meaningless?
>>26678846
post pics of period poop
How can I tell when one of you is crushing on me? I talked to one today and she might be into me.
>>26680254
Check her panties for wet stains after you interacted with her
>>26680254
If she actually talks to you and doesn't give you one word answers it's a good sign.
The trick is to know if she talks to you because she likes or out of cortesy.
>>26674689
Pretty sure there were posts about the peeing happening before the happening.
I'd bet that's just another pissfetish girl.
>>26673662
>god
Doesnt give a shit about you
>your friend
Doesnt give a shit about you
kek bitch kill yourself.
>>26675136
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1455860427329.webmChoke it down you sheltered meming bastard
>>26673071
Kindly take your RP faggotry elsewhere and stop shitting up our board
>>26680302
I approach her, since she seemed shy and introverted. I asked her about her classes and what she plans to do and she answers and asks me back. She also smiles at me when she sees me but I don't know if she's just being friendly.
Last girl I thought was a fembot ended up rejecting me and turned out she was your average 20 something.
>I have a rape fetish
>Don't really leave the house to get raped.
>>26673071
There is a worse feel
>tfw your crush is also your best friend
>tfw he asks out the mean girl that bullies you
>tfw he can't stop talking about her when you're together
>>26680600
Oh wait it got even worse afterwards
>best friend moves away
>get new best friend
>my only friend back then
>like him too
>he asks out the same awful girl
>they are still together now while I have lost contact with him
Alright then
>>26680495
That's a good sign then.
Keep talking to her, she obviously likes you.
>>26680600
There is worse
>girl seems to like you
>get crush on her
>one year it gets more apparently from her
>she's often with her best friends and I'm a poor talker so multiple people only make it harder
>get a bit of my shit together
>she doesn't seem to want to dance with me when an opportunity is present
>tried to pin her as my dance partner for an event
>refused (I setup the situation so that I wouldn't have to ask for it personally. All efforts wasted)
>years later pretty much indirectly complains how she's single, has nobody to dance with and shit
>mfw
>>26680834
But you weren't best friends with her. It just felt like they betrayed me, I don't know if that sounds weird.
>>26680876
That's cuz you get shitty friend and shitty crushes because you don't really love yourself or you want something exotic/you cant have
>>26680876
We weren't best friends because we knew each other forever, our relationship was about done in elementary school. We were always on good terms, that's why this is a nuisance. I have photos of her looking at me like I'm magic when I was ~4 and 15. It's a situation where I already didn't know how to break the ice and have to read her bullshit as well, even when I handed her options on a plate.
I don't know, I thought she hated dancing or didn't want to look like a bad dancer. But these assumptions are wrong.
1. Sleeping in a ditch after being rejected by the only girl, against all reason, I may have had real feelings for.
2. Getting the shit kicked out of me outside of a club, having been abandoned by my oldest friend.
Any females here ever taken a real beating from someone they weren't related to?
>tfw you've gotten so desperate you ask your dad if he thinks you're dateable
>>26680961
>>26680979
I had been friends with them since elementary school when I was 4. They were also highly gifted so we got along really well.
>>26680834
>one year without do anything about it
>i setup the situation so that I wouldn't have to ask for it personally
She may have at one point found you attractive but then you decided to make it extra clear that you are a asexual beta.
>>26680597
Tell me a time and place and I'll rape you.
>>26673662
>he was the only one for me
nigga how old are you
>>26678030
We met on /r9k/! How did you guess?
>>26681077
I was severely bullied in elementary either way, so she should have been perfectly aware of that.
>>26680982
Why did you get the shit kicked out of you?
>>26673786
>have fun trying to explain why you are so paranoid about your partner in marriage.
your partner would be anyway since nobody waits until marriage
I just came to terms with the fact that I'll never have "true love" or anything like that. I'm not going to get married. Even if I had waited and met a mythical female virgin, she probably wouldn't like me if I were a virgin too. That's actually happened to me already. I think millennials just have to be more self-centered and distrustful or they're going to be fucked over.
>date a guy for about a year
>we recently moved in together
>he opens up to me about how he hasn't gotten over the death of his best friend
>he shows me a memorial shrine he has of her
>it's like a small dresser about 3 feet high with its insides decorated with her pictures, there's a small drawer on the bottom containing more pictures, her obituary, and mementos
>I never seen it before because he had it in his bedroom closet
>he sets up the shrine in our bedroom closet
>he tells me he still makes valentine's/Christmas/birthday cards for her and cooks for her and buys her snacks
>he places these gifts in front of the shrine on a daily basis
She passed away about 3 years before we met. I don't know how to react to this. I told him that he doesn't need to still spend money or cook for her (I don't like seeing food or money go to waste) to grieve. He told me "She never forgot about me even when I was going no where in life. The least I can do is never forget about her."
>>26681241
Women don't care that you're broken in some special snowflake way, they will show their interest in a way that allows plausible deniability and hope you do something about it.
If you do nothing, or you do something wierd then too bad.
>>26673071
op do you live in east midlands?
>>26681388
this is some anime ass shit
>>26681395
I figured as much, that's why I hate their bullshit. Especially when they parrot leftist things blindly.
>friend has a major crush on my friend
>he knows it'll never work out because she's 5'11" and he's just 5'3", but he isn't bitter about it
>he just likes being able to be next to her
>invite him to go to an Anime convention with me and tall friend
>when we share a hotel room together, he is calling out her name in his sleep
>>26673662
>"HURR HURR CHAD"
>describes Chad
How have women been allowed outside of farm houses?
Guys who are photographers are the best because they take nice pictures of you for free. Since they are guys, they give you input on what looks sexy/pretty.
Anyone else thought of starting a Youtube channel so you can get free stuff in your PO Box?
stuff like this makes me jelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8W5sEX4pjQ
>>26681738
>they advertise you for others
NOPE! This is bait.
>>26681388
that sounds kinda like a guy I met. He still kept his wife's hands in his bedroom after she had passed away
women are IiteraIIy a meme
My boyfriend refuses to change his clothes while my cat is in the room.
Niggah, it's a cat. It doesn't care about nudity. He also won't make love to me while my cat is in the room.
>>26681388
How heartless can you be to even suggest he stops doing any of that before he decides to? Accept it or leave.he deserves better
>>26681979
Cards are fine, but making leaving a bowl of freshly prepared food by her picture is just wasteful. It's surprising that our room haven't been attacked by ants and insects yet.
>>26681388
>leaving food for the dead
Is he Asian?
>>26682092
Yes. He is Asian. When he cooks food, he prepares a small bowl for her and leaves it in front of the shrine. He's not religious though and the shrine doesn't look very religious.
The gearstick in my boyfriend's car is replaced with a dildo.
I've had that feel a few times, it's not really a horrible feel though.
>see your crush getting together with a friend
>realize you never made an actual active step to initiate something with your crush
>accept that it's your own fault for doing nothing but pining your crush hopefully one day will make that first move or notice your vague "hints" or something
>aware you have nobody but yourself to blame for your passiveness
>tfw you move on without much suffering
>tfw you're actually happy for both your ex-crush and your friend as they genuinely seem happy
I even had a similar scenario where I did make a first move but it wasn't reciprocated, and the crush went for a friend of mine later on. Still simply moved on and accepted that just because I'm interested in said crush doesn't mean it'll automatically be met with mutual feelings.
I've felt far more worse feels in my life, OP.
>>26681172
Because it's me, get off 4chan dumb bitch
>be average-sized
>bf won't stop looking at bbw porn
>???
you know it's not even so much about me, i masturbate to shit that doesn't look like him all of the time. it's confusion over how he finds blobs sexy
it's all scrub-tier pro porn too
that he downloads to his computer
it's disgusting AND embarrassing
Guys:
Would you be okay with dating a girl whose first experience with a penis was jerking off her brother?
>>26682493
As long as said brother is dead
>>26682493
Yes. Now post story. Did he force you or did you want to do it?
>>26682493
I'm down.
No fatties though.
>>26682493
Yes, wouldn't be a dealbreaker.
I've dated a girl that had underage lesbo sex with her cousin
>>26673071
hahaha you got KEKED OP
He probably wasn't interested in a tubby fatarse so he went for your hot friend instead
>>26682249
Michelle? I didn't even know you went on 4chan lol
>>26673662
BPD
P
D
>>26674689
I'm pretty sure she wanted to be peed on by the guy, not the other way around. That's how it usually goes for women.
>>26682852
bipolar or borderline?
I have small boobs.
>>26673786
>I'm a alpha
>I have already considered fucking and realized that the emotional and spiritual ties you make to people after you lose your virginity to someone aren't worth the trouble in the future.
You're an alpha... afraid of emotional ties...
Yeah, I don't think you know what the word "alpha" means.
>>26682942
Do you feel bad or good about that? Your post isn't exactly telling
>>26682913
Borderline. It's common for them to idealize someone and basically think they're perfect and can do no wrong.
>>26674689
OP here, what is the piss "happening" ?
And yeah, I want to piss on him, not him piss on me
>>26682942
Post pics por favor.
>>26681172
>>26682394
top lelorino
>>26682975
Well I worry that my bedroom partner is going to be disappointed once l ditch the padded push-up bra.
>>26683282
Won't happen unless you have some ugly pancake tits
>>26682990
No it's just that the person he assumed you were also has a piss fetish but has been able to fulfill it by peeing on their SO.
The happening is a separate thing not to do with piss.
>>26682990
Could you pee on me instead, please?
>tfw cute but 5'11
>tfw all guys shorter ignore me
>tfw used to have a crush on a 5'10 guy that literally wouldnt date me cause i was taller
>tfw current crush is 5'7-5'8ish and wont even look at me
>>26683282
If the bedroom partner is just a hook-up / ONS and you're using an excessively padded push-up bra, this might be a concern. It depends on the guy though, chances are he wouldn't care, especially as you're already about to do it.
If it's someone who's romantically invested in you and you in him, chances of it being a disappointment is very small. Even if it is, it'll likely be a slight disappointment that won't ruin anything.
It would be like thinking your SO will have nice abs (or whatever you'd prefer) and it turns out to be not as visible. Would you break up or call off the hook-up over that?However gr8 b8 the whole maymay surrounding penis size is, most women wouldn't lose romantic interest in an SO just because he's a bit below average in size.
If it's still a worry, consider padding down sometimes. Go for less or even no padding when you're with him before you're in the bedroom, and see if he stops being interested. Note: try not to look too much for potential signs of less interest, as it'll make false positives much more likely. If you look long enough you can see a face in anything.
>>26683684
Thanks for your advice anon. :)
>>26683632
>tfw the first woman in years you're actually interested in happens to be taller than you
>tfw she seems to be interested in you as well
I've had some slight interest in other women in the past few years but preferred staying single as I like my alone time. Yet, there's something about this woman. She's the first in that time for whom I actually decided to take initiative and ask her out to grab a drink, instead of to be passive and just rationalize that she wouldn't be interested anyway.
>tfw she actually said she'd like that
>tfw you're actually going to grab a drink this week
Now here's to hoping I don't end up chickening out, assuming I'm no relationship (though good friendship) material, she could do better, or otherwise end up passive between now and the next few steps.
Point is, it's possible to find shorter men interested in you. It's more common that men assume taller women don't want to date them than not WANTING to date taller women. It's this whole "gender role" and all media claiming you must be taller as a guy, that makes one assume that to be true. Especially if no women they met before have proven otherwise.
A word of advise, show that you're interested in your crush. If it weren't for aforementioned taller woman initiating a conversation after a party we both went to and danced at, I probably would've assumed there was no interest on her end.
I know being clear in your interest can be a scary thing, especially as a woman as it's foreign and often expected the man should be the one doing everything, but you'd be surprised how much it can benefit you.
Look at it this way: staying passive will result high probability of failure, all moves on your end will either simply verify it and you can start trying to move on, or it'll increase your chances tremendously. (I'm telling myself this as well, and so far it's paying off. Even if I'll eventually fail, I have already come further than I did before.)
>>26683755
You're welcome, anon.
Have you ever done a romantic gesture or sexual favor for a guy out of pity?
I gave a friend of mine permission to say that we dated back in middleschool so that people wouldn't think of him as a loser.
>>26683632
>actually calling yourself cute
oh wow
>>26684648
Yeah, Chad touched my ass when he was being a faggot, I did him a favor of not reporting for sexual assault.
These are always the most garbage fucking threads, if I could kill "fembots" through my monitor I would
>>26684753
Now he's going to sexually assault someone else. Good going
> laying down being a weeb
> wearing cat ears for whatever reason
> schizo senpai knocks on my door
> surprised and embarrassed because im wearing cat ears
> he wants a smoke
> my kinda flies when the wind bllws
> ohmyfuckinggod.jpg
> cant open the door
> he opens it for me
> SPAGHETTIEVERYWHERE.GIF
> get him a cig
> he leaves
> I die inside
This felt like a bad fucking anime scene and I want to die.
>>26686596
My skirt kinda flies when the wind blows***
>>26681035
What did he say? Yes, no?
>girl offers me her jacket after seeing I'm cold while in class
She wants to fuck, right? ima guy btw
>>26686027
To be fair, I really liked it and we ended up having sex.
>>26674883
>tfw they didn't answer you>>26676748
Doesn't count
>>26681975
>tfw my roommate had sex with my cat in the room
>she pissed and pooped all over his bed
That's my baby
>>26686027
He was the type of faggot that would show off naked while everyone else was changing for PE. He sexually assaults even the girl he hangs out with and gets away with it of course, he's fucking Chad.
>>26686774
>all these options on internet
>he's (pretending to be) gay
My. Fucking. Sides.
>>26681445
>>26682185
ayy underrated post
Yes, dating fucking and marrying another girl will get me rid of that piece of shit.
>>26673681
>tfw my best friend killed herself over some bastard
>>26681362
>OR they are going to be fucked over
>OR
They are going to get fucked over whether they want it or not, they have no choice unless they "wake up" (not happening)
>>26673786
Same here but, I dunno about not fucking before marriage (I'm ok with pre-marital sex as long as you marry), but the world is going to shit m8. The odds of finding a women that doesn't get pressured to cave in the current degenerate society is close to nil.
Fuck some persistent coworkers want to pay a hooker for me..... Shit is annoying.
>>26687843
>tfw my roommate had sex with my cat in the room
Took me awhile to realize you didn't mean he fucked your cat senpai
testing asghkjagkja
HE DOESNT LIKE ME BACK
OR HE DOES AND IM TOO AUSTISTIC TO TELL
AAAAAAHHH
>be black
>all fat goes to ass and tits
>big penises hurt and have to do other positions for a smaller penis to make way
>>26673662
Yeah until he loses his job or has a moment of weakness or something, then you'll wonder why you ever loved him and hop on chad's dick. Women loving men is a meme, fuck outta here bitch.
>>26681542
lol was wondering when someone would say something.
>>26678789
Hearing beta orbiters getting btfo fills me with joy.
>>26681388
> tfw when women will never be capable of such loyalty
