ITT: Ways to tell if someone is a virgin
>long fingernails on men
>they don't know if they snore
>the infamous virgin walk
Do you know any others?
>>26670167
whats the famous virgin walk liek?
>the infamous virgin walk
Wat?
\The virgin walk just applies to women.
what did they do to her?
she was so cute back then
>>26670209
Fattened her up
>>26670209
Bet she cant even feel that dick from all the cocks shes taken.
What's the virgin walk? Hunched over, hands in pockets, looking at the floor?
If you don't snore and no one ever thinks to mention it because you don't, how would you ever know?
>>26670167
>the infamous virgin walk
Please explain this.
>>26670280
mash the shoulder buttons to break free!
>>26670167
>>26670190
>>26670194
>>26670266
>>26670280
>all these virgins don't pay attention to the way they walk
Lel, at least I'm smart enough to fake how I walk
>>26670167
Are you psychotic or just stupid?
>>26670167
I often have long fingernails because I haven't cut them and I'm not a virgin.
Checkmate fgt.
>virgin walk
lmao what
>>26670167
>post on r9k
seal of originality
>>26670323
I'm not a virgin, though.
Anyway, the virgin gait just applies to women. Look at their ass and see how they move their hips. It's different for virgin girls than non-virgin girls simply because of the mechanics of sex.
Guys aren't typically the ones being fucked (unless you're a faggot), so there isn't gonna be a discernible change how you walk. Except you might temporarily walk with more confidence after sex, but that's just temporary.
However, if a guy walks like an autist, it's likely he's a virgin, but it's not the virgin walk.
>>26670376
Is that his butt or bals???
>>26670167
That guy is sexy af, I want to train him
>>26670167
>posting bait on /rk9/
>>26670167
rip lexi's body
>>26670398
>I'm not a virgin, though.
There's no point in lying, anon. If we can tell from just your posts, how easy do you think it is in real life
>>26670398
How do autists walk?
>>26670413
Butt/Fat
>>26670475
>those grease stains on her panties
>>26670232
Do you lose feeling in your mouth from all that food you've eaten?
Do you lose feeling in your arse for all those poos you've done?
>>26670475
It's amazing it took her so long to get high test with all the junk she eats erry day.
Guess sex is a good workout.
I've fucked a lot but still walk like a virgin and occasionally flinch at the slightest thing its terrible.
For girls:
>dart out of your way
>more animated in the way they move, less streamlined, less grounded
>apologise for insignificant things
>go red close eye / look down at the moment any talk about sex
>more childish, wiry, girly
>>26670167
Let me throw some wisdom your way
>automatically ejects from drinking games
>unshaven body
>gets defensive as fuck at people who get touchy feely
>never ever makes sex jokes
>>26670475
omg she got ugly as fuck
fat bitch
>>26670592
>gets defensive as fuck at people who get touchy feely
I-i just don't like to be touched
>>26670592
>>automatically ejects from drinking games
hurr anyone whos not a degenerate is a virgin
>>unshaven body
only queers shave their bodies
>gets defensive as fuck at people who get touchy feely
some people genuinely don't like to be touched unexpectedly
>>never ever makes sex jokes
this i agree, is a sure way to detect a virgin
>>26670572
Girls are extremely irregular in that regard imo. I knew some who were getting a dicking every other day and acted like 8th graders every time the topic came up, others are virgins and do not give a fuck.
Like that intense as fuck moment where some wall-flower girl got the shit fondled out of her tits by some drunk buddy of mine and starred smiling into my eyes.
If you think you can evaluate a girl, you cant.
>>26670504
food feeling is chemical, not physical
poop is coming out, not in
>>26670592
>>26670629
I don't get defensive but I overreact to it at first, like I get literally jumpscared
>>26670636
Those are not bulletproof signs someone is a virgin, you have to use your brain aswell. But knowing the hints helps.
>only queers shave their body
I am sure there are tons of girls who fucking love to have a mouthfull of hair just from sucking you off.
>>26670592
>automatically ejects from drinking games
Surrending to peer pressure is just as virginal as anything else
>unshaven body
not unshaven actually, I just don't grow any body hair except armpits and dick (and I shave them)
>gets defensive as fuck at people who get touchy feely
I just overreact to it, nothing else
>never ever makes sex jokes
I do
I'm a KV btw
The only way to know if someone is a virgin or not is to simply ask them.
You can't tell. People still act the same after sex.
>>26670654
No. The body never lies. You can't trust what they tell you.
>>26670715
Do you twitch when people reach out to touch you?
Virgins tend to think of others reaching for them as an attack rather than a hug.
>>26670167
>the infamous virgin walk
I know what you mean by this brah but maybe you could explain for these other losers who don't know?
please
>>26670781
twitching? no
freezing? yes
>>26670799
I didnt mean jumping back, more like your brain associating it with being bullied rather than being hugged.
I have that and it was embarrassing for me on a few occasions.
>>26670167
>they don't know if they snore
Knowing that just means you're whipped
>>26670809
>someone puts their hand on my shoulder
>flinch like a madman
>"haha calm down anon were you raped as a kid or something? :DD"
when I was a virgin, my behavior was pretty much the same as now. The only difference about me was that I didn't know what having sex felt like. I was pretty sure, but not certain. So that curiosity was always constantly in the back of my head. But after sex, it went away and I stopped worrying about how magical and mysterious it might be. Now I just want someone to get me off.
>>26670167
>the infamous virgin walk
who gangsta limping here?
Using any of these terms on 4chan:
>roastie getting toasty
>used goods
>fuck off normie
>>26670847
>cute pale puts her hand on my back in the classroom
>I answer by immediately turning to her desperately
>>26670945
One of my worse memories from university was me being mad at something, I dont even recall what exactly, and just festering in the rage, and a girl from class putting her hands on both my sides, trying to scare me, from behind.
I turned around and unintentionally smacked her in the face with the back of my hand. She was a nice girl and rationalized that she scared me, turned it into a laughing matter rather than something pathetic or rude, but she never even spoke to me much after that.
I still randomly remember this and feel embarrassment as if its happening right now.
>>26670488
I'm sorry anon but we both know the answer to this. Go record yourself walk and post it.
>>26670359
Long nails applies to lesbo virgins.
>>26670572
>is over the age of 18
what is the virgin walk?
desusenpai
>>26670592
>Never ever makes sex jokes
It isn't 100%, but this is the surest way to spot a KV.
I'm not a virgin and I have long fingernails because I play fingerstyle guitar
I know this is a ruse cruise but still
>>26670592
>shaving your body
If somebody I knew shaved their body I would call them a homo
Is it really that widespread in the US?
>>26670874
>tfw I walk like Jax in Sons of Anarchy
I-i want to be cool too
>>26671359
i've had a gf for 4 years, fucked around 10-15 girls in my life i'd say, and i never make sex jokes. just don't find them funny. wuuUUUUHHHb
>>26670488
It's not universal, but it's something I've had pointed out to me since I was a little kid. Basically, the "autism walk" is when you tiptoe instead of fully setting down your heels, and you bounce along as you move. Something to do with our vestibular function. Doesn't go away when you have sex.
Again, that's not the same as the "virgin walk," which I assume was b8 that got a lot of bites
Christ, I'm not a virgin, although it has been 10 years, and I hate being touched or people getting too close.
Makes sense, obviously women can see it when I react to them being too close to me like a wary dog who might snap. How do you even fix that?
>>26670475
Lexi Belle?
More like Taco Belle amirite???
>>26671486
>not a virgin
>it's been ten years
I don't think you can claim that anymore
People say I walk like a runway model.
Not sure that means
>>26670781
>Virgins tend to think of others reaching for them as an attack rather than a hug.
So that's why I tend to pull myself into kind of a defensive stance without thinking.
>>26671562
it means ur gay lmao
>>26670167
>>26670209
he's cute. both cute.
>>26670592
>implying i talk or have any kind of relation with any person
>>26670167
dry penis
>>26670504
i, too, suck my poop in and push it out multiple times a second for a half hour at a time
>>26670475
It's more like Taco Belle now. Rather than Lexi Belle.
>>26671648
Has been used b4. 0.5/10.
>inb4 if they browse 4chan
I think I might be all of those desu.
>>26671642
fucking christ
I couldn't even focus the cursor over the response number to see what you were responding to because of laughter
>>26670167
I walk in some fucked up way for some reason.
I don't know why, my legs are OK.
>>26670592
Virgin here. All these aretrue
>>26671712
Was better when I said it anyway.
>>26670592
>automatically ejects from drinking games
not been invited to one
>unshaven body
I usually do shave but I haven't for like a month so I'll say yes to this
>gets defensive as fuck at people who get touchy feely
I'm hugless so n/a. I probably would be defensive if it did happen but I don't know for sure
>never ever makes sex jokes
I don't know any so true.
>>26671798
Prove it motherfucker
>be 11
>be invited to spin the bottle game. Two cuties playing
>too shy to play
Also this slut was making out in a matress in the forest with my friend and then it was my turn but same story.
Now im 25 yr old kv and I regret it but I would probably do the same if I had the chance.
>>26671990
This
I always thought I can't let other opportunity go, but when it comes, I mess it up on purpose or simply pussy away
>>26670167
> In an IRC room mostly populated by males.
> Go completely silent when they talk about sex or relationships
Pretty sure it's obvious. But at least they don't bully me about it.
>>26672028
You subconsciously do some math and come to the conclusion that the pleasure you'd get from the successful outcome isnt worth risking the embarrassment you'd get from the failure outcomes.
>>26672046
You're lucky
My friends know I'm a KV (long story)
fuck my life holy shit
>>26672046
>IRC room
Huh, this is still alive?
I really need some people to talk to, any people. I've become a complete hermit other than 4chan, and conversation here is bad at the best of times.
Where does one simply engage people to talk with about stuff?
>>26672076
I guess that's one good thing about not having friends. But in high school people thought I might have been gay because I never asked a girl out or ever talked about them
>>26672075
Exactly
overthink is surely fucked up
but being extremely aware is the prize tho
>>26671472
>tiptoe instead of fully setting down your heels
I have legitimetly never made the connection.
I think I'm autistic but never had it tested. Atleast I'm self aware enough to never do it outside of my home, where people could see
>>26671472
Holy fuck I always did that shit
I can't believe I am an autist
I can walk normally nowadays, but takes effort
Still walk with my spine curved forwards tho
>>26672133
I walk like that, spine and step, and its because I walk very fast. Nobody ever mentioned it to me, other than a couple of people bringing up how hunched I become when moving.
>>26672097
Yeah. IRC has been going on forever. You just gotta search for rooms and shit
I found a few through
>>26670167
>don't know if they snore
Pretty sure that is determined by falling asleep with the girl you fucked, which never happens unless you're a beta provider.
>>26672173
I can avoid tiptoeing, but I can't walk slowly and erect no way
Why am I so fucked up?
>>26670167
>long fingernails on men
IT ALL CHECKS OUT
>>26672221
>different == fucked up
wew lad
>>26672177
I've been meaning to give that website a serious try, but every time I am reminded exactly why its hated. Never did create and account, after nearly 5 years of knowing about it.
Whichsubredditsdo you subscribe to?
>>26672226
It's fucked up, accept it
>>26670167
>virgin walk
>>26670636
>only queers shave their bodies
lol nigga gotta shave your balls if you want them sucked
>>26670475
She still looks sexy as hell tho
>>26672290
this
her ass is far bigger now
>>26671472
>you tiptoe instead of fully setting down your heels
Fuuuuu I know a seemingly normal guy who does that. I don't do it tho. Guess I'm just a loser.
>work at a store
>there is this one neckbeard permavirgin customer
>absolutely disgusting looking even by /r9k/ standards, not kidding
>one day he is counting change from a plastic baggie to pay for his junk food
>look down at his hands and notice that his nails are absolutely perfect, legitimately looks like they could be used for hand modeling
>>26672046
People in my WoW guild even used to talk about sex. You'd think we'd be safe from those people in 2 of the most aspie places on the internet.
>>26672284
As someone who's had their balls sucked, it's overrated senpai. Like, I'll never have it done again.
>>26672076
if they're true friends they'd set you up with a slag
>>26671642
my fucking sides holy fuck nigga
>>26672625
Not worth the hassle, it will never work out
They know how fucked up I am
>tfw you bite your fingernails off and have started eating the hard skin around them
>tfw still a virgin
>>26672625
Imagine going out for a beer with friends and them telling you this girl will fuck you.
You didnt prepare, arent shaven, didnt change underwear or whatever. She comes to you and its incredibly awkward. They snicker in the background.
This can be potentially devastating and I hope nobody does it to me.
>>26670398
Hey am fag
do I walk differently because I get fucked?
>>26672702
this
I'm more worried about being rejected from this so called slag and fucking up my self esteem even more
>>26670636
>only queers shave their bodies
found the virgin
>>26672759
You shave your body?
>>26672105
Yeah, you'd be amazed how many little traits you thought just made you eccentric or different are apparently textbook symptoms of autism.
In any case, I don't think the sperg walk is the worst autistic trait you can have, even in public. Most folks don't even seem to know it's an autism thing.
>>26672133
Why change? Trust me, if you're a permavirgin, you've got bigger issues than a sensory processing defect.
>>26670847
>Working the late shift
>Cleaning up stuff
>Co-worker hugs me from behind, trying to pour ice down my shirt
>"No, stop, not again" comes out before I even register what I said
>Have the feeling they all know that I implied I was buttplundered as a child
>It never gets brought up
>They criticize women in any way.
>>26672923
no slut gtfo
>>26672857
I'm ok with permavirginity but walking weirdly is actually an issue for your image overall
>>26671770
You gain brouzouf.
>>26672923
Actually putting pussy on a pedestal is a sure fire way of finding the virgin.
>>26672857
Nah I don't care really, I can hide my autistic features. I think the only time it's ever been apparent is when I was given a ceramic plate in a restaurant, It grated against cutlery on touch and that just makes my skin crawl, had to ask for another plate.
>>26670504
u are retarded
>>26670167
>>26670167
what the..?
why is this man having sex? he appears to be short, has a gay haircut and he isn't muscular
WHY AREN'T THE MEMES REAL REEEEEEEEEE
>>26670791
virgins walk with their center of balance on their front foot, like they are walking on ice
people who got their bits wet are centered in the middle of their stride
>>26670592
My gf actually made me stop shaving. She likes my body hair more than I do.
>>26673087
Actually that's just autism, not virginity.
Source : Guy with gf who walks on his tip toes when alone
>>26673037
They always have short dudes in porn because it makes the dick look bigger without having to actually get someone with a freakishly large dick.
>>26671472
I have assburgers and kind of walk on my heel since my toes got crushed by a TV as a kid. They're fully healed and all, but i just can't get rid of the way i walked for two months or so, some ten years ago.
No one ever told me anything about it, so i guess it's not too weird.
>>26672247
Don't do it
there are perfectly good 4chan IRC rooms that have been around forever
>>26673000
Nice trips
>>26672957
I was joking about the fact that any criticism of women eventually results in women calling you a virgin.
>>26673037
>tfw average height
>tfw no confidence
>tfw gay as fuck haircut
Still have a gf.
The memes are really not real.
>>26672097
rizon, freenode, efnet
>>26670475
still would smash
psych. never ever. go to hell with that fat 3D thing.
>>26670504
Although I agree the guy you are responding to is way out of touch with reality, your way of trying to show that to him was embarrassing. You seem very stupid based on your post and I'd ask that you don't post again.
>>26670592
Jesus fuck, I do everything except that I shave.
How am I supposed to even make sex jokes? I'm afraid I'll look even more like a virgin when I say something wrong.
>>26670592
>never ever makes sex jokes
I always used to make sex jokes in HS, but that made me look like a weirdo and stained my reputation for the rest of HS. Girls wouldn't talk nor sit next to me in class because of that (when a teacher would pair up a girl with me they would make disgusted looks and they barely talked. The other girls would laugh at the pour soul that got paired up with me). Never make sex jokes if you're not attractive.
I still genuinely find sex jokes funny though.
>tfw cute girl made eye contact and smiled at me at gym today
A shame I'm too autistic to actually talk to anyone.
>>26670475
Haha Lexi Belle more like Taco Belle. Haha get it because she got fat and Taco Bell is a fast food restaurant with a focus on Mexican cusine.
>>26670475
still pretty cute in the face and like the tits better now. still would tbqh familia
>>26673087
i dont get it boi
>>26670592
>>never ever makes sex jokes
I used to make sex jokes but that always leads to people finding out I'm a virgin, so now i just avoid the topic of sex completely around other people.
Except other virgins, i freely talk about sex with them(it's true, us male virgins are easy to detect).
>>26670687
There probably actually are tons of degenerate girls like that. Not the majority though
>>26670592
>unshaven body
>automatically ejects from drinking games
I don't see how these things change when you get laid.
>>26672028
Yeah. I had 3 girls ask me out in high school. 1 of them was even a certified qt but I rejected all of them out of fear.
Pretty sure everyone thought I was gay after a while
>>26676040
of course you don't buddy
>>26670504
>poos you've done
It is my contention that you are 12
>>26672076
My friends know I'm a KV too but they think I'm asexual and completely ok with being alone. They even make jokes about my lack of emotions sometimes (not in a deliberately mean way).
I'm so lonely
>>26672046
I tend to clam up during those discussions despite having had sex and several gfs in the past. I just don't like to talk about it.
>>26676067
>can't back up their claims
>"Y-You're a v-virgin!!11"
Keep up the quality posts mate
>>26670475
Moar like taco belle
>tfw not a virgin but might as well be because overweight, ugly, and only put my benis in one slut a few times 3 years ago
I'm a good looking virgin.
I was pretty average in high school and never took pride in how I look. I was also awkward as fuck. I left school and just went full blown NEET for like 4 years so the lack of social interaction kinda fucked me up.
Then I 'bloomed' and shot up in height. Started noticing girls taking interest in me. Always notice them staring at me through the corner of my eyes and get a ton of compliments but unless I'm drunk I am fucking useless with women.
It's like there is some kind of mental barrier that keeps me from talking to them. I'm 99% sure if I would just stop being so fucking awkward, engaged in and held a conversation I could get more confidence and get laid.
>>26670592
>automatically ejects from drinking games
Just because someone doesn't like to poison their body doesn't mean they're a virgin
>unshaven body
Literally wtf, only faggots and bodybuilders shave their bodies. I used to shave everything until I got my first gf at which point I realized it was gay as fuck and stopped doing it
>gets defensive as fuck at blah blah blah
This could go either way, some virgins are so weirded out by human contact that they get defensive and others are so desperate for human contact that they'd want nothing more than for someone to put an arm around them
>never ever makes sex jokes
The biggest virginfags I know make the most sex jokes because they place the most importance on it or they're just immature
Sex jokes can be hilarious but I don't see how this has anything to do with being a virgin or not. It didn't stop me from making jokes about it when I was a kv at 19 but that's because I watched/read enough porn to know what I was talking about.
>penis hymen still intact
most guys don't even know they have one. it doesn't break with masturbating because only pussy juices "melt" it
>23
>be KV
>don't care because I am half Jewish and my only concern is money
I would rather not get fucked, and in turn fuck no one. Than to fuck everyone, but in turn get fucked by my boss.
You're not alive for long, and spending so much of your life working for money is just wrong. I'll soon be able to tell my boss to go fuck himself. How about you, huh?
If your first goal in life is not to be able to get a sustainable, passive income, then you're fucking retarded.
I thank fuck daily that I am a smart enough Jew to understand how time and money is what matters most in life.
>>26670167
>>the infamous virgin walk
>inb4 this becomes the new autism shoes
>>26677532
If you're on about the Frenulum that is not meant to bust.
Like the one under your tongue and top lip.
It only breaks if you go in dry and fuck hard.
And even then you're in a world of pain and mass blood as it's connected directly to a vein.
>>26677726
Is your father or your mother Jewish
All of my great grandparents on my dad's side were Jewish. My grandparents and my dad didn't identify as Jewish, however. I think that makes me non-Jewish, because it's on my dad's side. But fuck it vey.
It's pretty cool, actually. I have never had a problem with an Israeli before (and I work with quite a few), and I agree with some of the rights movements in Israel. And this was before I even found out I was half-Jewish.
Maybe it's just my Jew instincts telling me that I should go live with my brothers and start wars on the goyims.
>>26677950
fuck didnt reply
>>26677823
>>26677950
>on my dad's side
You're not a jew unless your mom was one you fucking goyim.
>>26678040
fuck off my nose is bigger than anyone else's so i dont give a fuck what you say you ugly cunt
>tfw non-virgin with long fingernails
>>26671498
Underrated original toast
>>26670274
asking u fucking retard
>>26678144
>fuck a girl
>fall asleep with my dick in her pussy
>wake up
>want to sneak out so I can go home
>"I JUST HAVE TO ASK HER"
>wake her up and ask...
>"HEY BABE DID I SNORE LAST NIGHT? I REALLY GOTTA KNOW!"
>>26670167
>the infamous virgin walk
What?
People can tell i'm virgin by the way i walk?
>>26670592
>>never ever makes sex jokes
This. I'm a former KV and I never realized that people who actually have sex, especially lots of sex, make sex jokes all the time. That shit went completely over my head, especially when people would try to tell me jokes and I just wouldn't get it.
Now I'm starting to 'get it' and I've been making sex jokes more often and feeling more comfortable doing so too. It's just something that people 'do', really.
>>26670167
>they don't know if they snore
I snore so much and so loudly, my family told me when I was kid.
And when going on schooltrip, I was hated by my roommates because they couldn't sleep.
And once I sleep, nobody can wake me, not even a fire alarm.
>>26678068
You're still a subhuman goyim m8
>>26670274
Your mum never mentioned that you snore?
>>26670991
Once, a girl did the same to me, I sperged out so much.
She hid my eyes with her hands and before she could ask me to guess who is she, I just shouted: "You fucker better have to put your hands off or I'll cut them!"
>>26670167
>they don't learn
>>26670475
Heh, more like taco belle
>>26671562
it means you walk like a fag famlam...
>>26672097
Rizon for me usually
Bunch of chan related channels and general autism
>>26670475
taco belle
comentario original
>>26672759
it's true tho... Only fags and metro sexuals shave their bodies.
>>26677532
Your autism must be strong if you think this is good bait.
>>26670167
>long fingernails on men
semi true.
>they don't know if they snore
god damn right.
>the infamous virgin walk
epic maymay my friend :^)
>tfw people have literally been telling me to cut my nails my entire life
why the fuck do people get so angry and aggravated at the fact another person doesn't cut their nails? It doesn't affect them in any way shape or form.
Alcohol is not poison do research before making misinformed comments. So a girl should shave her whole body and you shouldn't at all? Motherfucker when she says she is not shaving until you do. You would pickup a razor real quick. Unless you like an all over bush. Sex jokes are not hilarious.
>>26672046
>> Go completely silent when they talk about sex or relationships
This is the number one way virgins get spotted in real life. Everything else is a meme
>>26678533
make a guide for the manlets.
The fastest way to find out if someone's a virgin or not, only takes one question. Their answer will tell all.
>how does pussy feel
If their first response is a vague descriptor, like, good, great, or OK. He's probably a virgin.
>>26670274
Chicks are not afraid to tell you. They act as if you have control over it
>>26670167
>>long fingernails on men
fuck you got me
>>the infamous virgin walk
i don't know what it is but whenever i walk through a corridor full of qt girls i have to manually move my legs because my brain stops working then a few seconds later i start thinking that my butt is juggling or that i'm shaking my hips too much.
BULLIES GET OUT REEEE
>>26679078
girls don't like when boys have a forest down there but short bushes actually feel good i've been told
>>26670167
>the infamous virgin walk
Do you mean walking with your hands in your pockets and always looking at the ground?
>>26670475
she had one job, keep in shape and get fucked
also taco belle
>>26670592
>someone touches my sides
>i'm ticklish specifically there
>jump because of the sensation
>"Woah anon, what's wrong?"
fuck OFF
>>26671562
I know this feel, amigo. I can't even help it. I've got wide-ish hips so by default I walk like a woman.
JUST
U
S
T
>>26670398
>Guys aren't typically the ones being fucked (unless you're a faggot)
Are switches really that uncommon amongst males?
>>26680450
Maybe they think they're being cute
>>26670167
>>long fingernails on men
Non virgin here. I keep long fingernails. I get mad itchy
>>26672659
The hard skin is the best part, I don't bother with nails anymore.
>>26671472
Oh man this is how I walk...
B-but I thought it would help me be a ballerina and the habit never went away lol
>>26678482
wow you sure sound real mature anon
>>26670592
>touchy feely
The only women that are around me are from my family. Does this still count if I do that near them?
>>26680660
Do you really think it's common for men to be fucked by their girlfriend? Most guys are not interested in pegging.
>>26670592
>automatically ejects from drinking games
Nah
>unshaven body
Shaving is for faggots and one hell of a hassly if you're like me and are hairy all the fuck over
>gets defensive as fuck at people who get touchy feely
I dislike it but don't show it because I'm not that autistic
>never ever makes sex jokes
I don't, and sometimes still get fucking red when people make them even though I'm fucking 21 due to spergs
I've gotten laid, what now fampai?
>>26671642
Are you keeping the Amish butter-churning tradition alive?
>>26670592
>never ever makes sex jokes
as if most people have the creativity to make oc jokes that are genuinely funny
most people read shit from joke sites on their phones or have memorized them from some stand up act.
>>26670167
>the infamous virgin walk
>>26670475
MORE LIKE TACO BELLE!!
xDDDD
>>26670475
More lik taco belle
>>26670475
Lexi belle? More liketaco belle
>>26682851
GOD DAMMNIT CARLOS!
>>26682851
BTFO
T
F
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OH shit
>freinds find out in a virgin
>get all defensive
>"so what" "i dont care"
>the keep jokingly pressing
>i get hostile
>what goes from joking around turns to a heated debate
>piss off friend by saying ill beat their girlfriends
>lose friends
>now alone
>>26670475
They should call her taco belle
>>26683025
Jesus Christ if this is real you're an insufferable fag
>>26683055
screw you, im sick of people giving me shit for being myself.
>>26683092
Don't worry nobody will be sick of it now because you have no friends, cuck
>>26670398
I've never heard of this and never noticed girls who are vigins walking any differently but I want to believe. What is this gait you speak of? This sounds like it'll help me find a virgin gf.
>>26670759
is that what you tell yourself sonny
>>26670759
Wew you're not rusing anyone m8
>>26672046
Had a friend in our group who was a virgin for a long time. I think he was 21 when he lost it and we had all lost it at 14-15.
We pretty much all respected his decision because we all just boned the first mildly attractive member of the opposite sex and it resulted in us all having a bunch of shitty girlfriends we hated and made the whole thing pretty unspecial.
That said, I think he got shit on it indirectly a lot by us, not because he was a virgin but he was occasionally just super weird and dumb about shit related to it
For example
One time he met up with some girl online for the first time ever. He had only being talking to her for a few months at most. They did oral shit or he got a handjob or something I dunno I didn't ask. The first encounter he had ever had of this kind. She spends the night.
Here is where he fucks up. He woke up super early the next day and made her a huge breakfast and told her he loved her.
When he was telling me this story a week after I had to stop his ass right there and tell him that he doesn't love this chick but he fucking insisted that he did. I could not convince him otherwise.
Anyway as you might guess this weirded her the fuck out and she spoke to him again.
Endless shit like that.
Later he would go on to date the best looking chick any of us had ever had and super nice and cute too. Actually fun to be around not fucking annoying. They lost their virginity together.
Then he dumped her a year or two later because he is actually mentally retarded I am convinced now and has had a few short shitty relationships with people not nearly as godlike at that chick.
The worst part she is still sitting around super broken and sad doing anything she can to interact with him. This big tittied long legged angel has denied any other relationship and been loyal for this retard who has become a fat sack of shit.
Essentially if this guy can make it so can you. Being a virgin will only hold you back if you let it.
>>26683127
its not true
just some psuedo science bull honky, cooked up by some PUA's
>>26670475
Lexi Belle more like Lexi Taco hahahahaha
>>26683092
>being myself
>being a cunt
the lack of self awareness is just... delicious
>>26683219
shut the fuck up you btich faggot
>>26683092
Essentially if who you are is a huge fag you probably shouldn't be that way. Otherwise anyone could justify any sort of behavior by saying "I'M JUST BEING MYSELF"
>>26683092
>being myself
Fundamentally fix yourself now
>>26670475
more like chipotle
>>26683258
whats exactly is wrong with it?
>>26683258
You say that as if you don't know that the only constant fundamental truth on this earth is that you, the person existing and observing this, is a cunt
>>26670167
>When you say "Poo Poo Pee Pee" and they grin
>>26670475
UNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH THICKER
You fucking 12 year olds giving a shit if someone's a virgin or not
In the real world no one cares, and someone who does literally ejects themselves out of any respect/ dignity they had garnered up till that point
Fucking child's play
Be men, ffs
Lexi got fat as fuck
>>26679078
>alcohol is not poison
have a glass of pure ethanol I dare you.
>>26683464
>Be men, ffs
Men would have already gotten laid. Spotted the bitter virgin
>>26683521
Has it occurred to anyone that only virgins make a big deal about virginity?
>>26683558
If that were so, you'd never see a robot cry about being ostracized by normies for being a virgin.
Hell society in general cares more than you'd like to think
>>26670475
Taco Bell? More like Lexi Belle!
>>26683601
> willingly letting society kuck you
Realistically it never goes beyond jest
Losing your virginity is not that big of a deal. You rarely see anyone that's got anything going for them bring virginity/ sex up in conversation
>>26683379
more like Qdoba
>>26672659
HOLY FUG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. I like biting into my hard nail finger skin and eating it. My hands are always bleeding and disgusting looking because of it. I eat all the skin around my nails.
>>26683807
I bite my fingernails, only have hard skin in the corners
But I honestly don't think they look bad. I've seen some gross fucking fingernails in my time that weren't the result of biting.
I don't know if I've just perfected the technique, but my nails have a perfect curve/ no jaggedness to them. ONLY in the very corners where skin has gotten hard.
Hell I should ask someone what they think of my nails... Maybe I'm just autistic
>>26670475
Lexi Belle? More like Fat Lexi, amirite or amirite?
