>tfw 1995 was 50 years ago
>2014 was closer to time of dinosaurs than to today
DUDE LIKE WHAT MAN
>if your dad was born 50 years later, you would be older than him
Let me off this ride
>tfw your mum's stepsister's great grandpa died 150 years ago
Fucking just end it already senpai
>there are more days in a year than since N64
>you have more fingers on your hand than theres days in the week
>>26669033
>tfw cleopatra was closer to the moon landing than the building of the great pyramids
>tfw 2007 was 14 years ago
>tfw the distance between the moon and the sun is closer to the birth of mankind than the current year
>>26669055
YOU FUCKING HEARD ME
>tfw you've spent more days of your life than what far an fleas jump
>>26669033
If that was the case, I'd be 50. I'm 20.
>1950 was 130 years ago
>>26669033
>Portal came out 9 years ago...
>this board is 60 years old
Damn
>tfw when we're closer to the invention of pasta than the discovery of forks
>tfw 1378 is closer to yesterday than it is today
>tfw 2010 was 600 years ago
>>26669033
>tfw in a time before time, Pepe the frog was created.
>we are closer to the heyday of the Sumerian empire than last Wednesday
